The system is very abstract, fortunately I am also

"Monitor, if you don't like the traditional version, I can also favor foreign things. For example, Adam is a human being created by Jehovah God..." Lin Li changed his words.

"That's not what I meant!" Chen Yuying was a little annoyed, but she didn't know how to express her true thoughts. Finally, she said gloomily: "I still think you look like a pervert."

Lin Li now wanted to refute Wang Yongbin. This guy said that a gentleman does not care about his heart but his deeds. Lin Li now felt that it was exactly the opposite.

Could it be that just because I said perverted things, did perverted things, and was actually quite perverted in my heart, can I just be regarded as a pervert?

...otherwise.

Lin Li, who was having a round of questioning in his heart, asking himself questions and answering very quickly, was suddenly stunned.

Eh?

For a moment, he smiled with relief and nodded towards Chen Yuying, his voice without any desire or desire: "Squad leader, if you have convinced me, then I am a pervert."

Chen Yuying: "?"

"I didn't mean it... I did mean it, but it's not that serious. You are a good pervert." Chen Yuying felt like she had hurt someone, so she hesitated.

Monitor, you are very good at comforting people. Don't comfort me next time.

"You are a good person, Lin Li!" Chen Yuying said again as if she realized what she said was wrong.

Lin Li: "?"

The new achievement was increased by one, and he was given the good guy card without confessing his feelings.

Just call me a pervert, thank you.

"It's okay, it doesn't matter." Lin Li waved his hand, and then warned: "But monitor, can you please not tell others about this matter? If you are willing to ask, then I will be willing to tell you, but for others, I I’m not necessarily willing to say it. After all, although it’s a good thing, it can easily lead to gossip.”

In fact, if this mission hadn't come up, Lin Li wouldn't have even planned to tell the truth to Chen Yuying, and would have just picked up a wallet and fooled him.

"Yeah! I know, and I will definitely not tell others!" Chen Yuying nodded vigorously when she heard this.

"Then do you still have any doubts? If not, I will continue to do my homework." Lin Li said.

Chen Yuying didn't reply, feeling a little shy in Bai Bufan's position.

If I told Bai Bufan what happened at noon in the afternoon, Bai Bufan would definitely start licking the chair crazily and eager to eat it - pure Lin Li's subjective slander and pure malice.

"Is there anything else?" Lin Li asked proactively.

"Lin Li, what key evidence have you obtained?" Chen Yuying asked.

"Those things are more perverted, so I won't talk about them anymore." Lin Li shook his head.

How can he say something that doesn't exist at all.

"It doesn't matter, just say it, I want to hear it." Chen Yuying's voice was thin and weak.

Lin Li: "?"

Lin Li suddenly felt that he was a bit unjust for being a pervert who had been scolded for so long. Why would a pervert be so embarrassed?

Monitor, I didn’t expect you to be such a monitor!

But Chen Yuying is probably just out of curiosity. After all, girls are far less pure than boys think. The way girls look in front of boys is just like the way boys look in front of girls. They are all pretenders.

If you look through the chat history between a girl and her bestie, you will see that it is just like a boy's browser history, which is shameful.

How do you say it's something that doesn't exist at all?

Hard to say!

Is it difficult to make up something based on what you see, hear, and experience?

Of course Lin Li didn't need to do this.

but! Lin Li thought it was so exciting to talk about this kind of thing in front of a pretty girl.

So, Lin Li, who had originally planned to end the conversation completely, cleared his throat: "Since you asked the question sincerely, I will only tell you with mercy."

"Uh-huh."

"First of all, I haven't experienced it, but according to the clues I collected, chicken farms do provide very rich services, such as..." Lin Li bent down, held his mouth, and began to narrate in a low voice. .

Chen Yuying also bent slightly, tilting her body toward Lin Li, and pricked up her ears to listen to the new side of the world to her.

Both parties were very satisfied and had a hunch that this would be a pleasant conversation.

However, some third parties were dissatisfied.

Wang Yuezhi, who originally planned to study hard at noon, has been holding the pen for a long time, but he has not written a word.

He also had his ears pricked up, not paying attention to the homework in front of him.

However, no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't hear clearly what the two people in the back row were saying.

Only occasionally could I hear Chen Yuying exclaim very softly, and I could barely tell whether it was 'real or fake~' or 'oh my god~'.

Or that bastard Lin Li's laughter.

Other than that, there was an imperceptible rustling sound.

Can you speak? You haven't eaten yet, why are you talking so quietly?

If you can't speak, shut up!

He actually wanted to stand up and warn. After all, although you could stay in the classroom during lunch break, the school also had disciplines. After 12:40, you were not allowed to walk around in the dormitory or classroom - and you were not allowed to whisper.

If Lin Li and Bai Bufan were here, he would have stood up long ago.

But the two people he was talking to now were Lin Li and Chen Yuying, and he couldn't stand up.

Wang Yuezhi became angrier as he thought about it, and quietly looked back.

Your mother!

The two people's heads were almost touching each other. Chen Yuying had a beautiful, touching, and endearing blush on her face, while Lin Li had an ugly, vulgar, and disgusting smile on her face.

——Purely subjective, purely malicious.

Monitor, what are you so shy about? You should hit this kind of person hard!

"Leave him quickly, it's dangerous!" Wang Yuezhi's voice came out with difficulty from the gap between his teeth.

It's not like the two of them are in love.

Thinking of Chen Yuying's loud perversion just now, and now the two of them are so close, Wang Yuezhi has already figured out the context of the story, which still has strange attributes.

Wang Yuezhi Yeager: That kind of thing is a tonic! The monitor found another man or something!

"Damn, damn, damn, damn!" Wang Yuezhi finally started writing, but he was just frantically drawing meaningless circles on his homework, while cursing Lin Li.

"Wang Yuezhi, can you be quiet? It's very noisy."

At this time, the fourth student in the classroom, the girl in the front row, said to him impatiently.

Lin Li's voice came faintly from behind: "How can one person be so noisy? The two of us are so quiet, tsk tsk."

Wang Yuezhi: "..."

The last two straws that broke the camel's back came quietly.

Wang Yuezhi left the classroom.

Wang Yuezhi·exe malfunctioned.

…

The preparation bell rang ten minutes early for the afternoon class.

The students in the dormitory have returned to the classroom one after another.

Lin Li stretched.

Damn it, I originally wanted to study hard, but ended up wasting an entire noon making up stories in front of Chen Yuying.

All plans were disrupted.

Beauty has misled me. Starting today, I will stop drinking!

Nothing to regret.

You live for yourself, not for the system.

The sky is big and the earth is big, but you are the biggest.

Bai Bufan came in from the back door yawning. It seemed that he had not slept well at noon.

He sat down on his seat, then jumped up suddenly: "Why isn't it ice? Lin Li, who violated my chair!"

"Chen Yuying, I've been sitting here all afternoon."

Bai Bufan: "?"

Before questioning Lin Li, he quickly squatted down, with his chin parallel to the chair surface, took out two pens and pretended to be knives and forks, and licked his lips: "Then I'll start it without you being polite!"

Lin Li: "..."

It turns out that my malicious speculation was not slander.

A man who knows how to change the world is a man who goes against the will of heaven.

As expected of you, Bai Bufan.

——

Please give me a monthly pass at the beginning of the month~~

Use your big monthly tickets to stuff them into the little tattered books of the antenna!

Please be spicy!