The Taoist ancestor is Cthulhu

Daozu is Cthulhu Chapter 447: Covering the Sky

Immortal Lord is a fat man.

Well, actually there is nothing surprising. You are the most powerful person in the world and you are rich all over the world, why can’t you eat a few more pieces of fat?

As for the discrepancy with the portraits of immortals and gods in later generations, it is understandable. It is a taboo for the venerable. Even if your face is really full of sores, who would dare to chisel it and knock it out for you?

What's more, the Immortal Lord doesn't have an acne-pockmarked face, or an alien with purple beard, blue eyes, dragon nose and crocodile face. If you look closely, your face is still the same human face, but it has been smoothed, trimmed, and the cheeks shrunk and rounded. After so much beauty, you can still recognize the facial features of the same person.

Moreover, it can be seen that the Immortal Lord is also wearing heavy armor, holding a magical weapon, and is sitting on a general platform. From a distance, that figure looks like a mountain. It weighs at least several tons in total, and it can be easily held up. It is obviously not puffy.

It's probably that kind of thing. When you were young, you had beautiful features and bright eyes. When you were young, you had bright eyes. When you were in your prime, you were strong and powerful. After middle age, you have a beer belly and magic skills. Since you can destroy the world with a snap of your fingers, it's not easy to burn the excess. As a result, after squatting on the throne for too long, my body gradually became fuller and richer...

Therefore, the Immortal Lord’s body will also grow old and fat...

Li Fan suddenly thought of something and couldn't help but shudder.

Wait, wait a minute! When he returned to the Xu Yuanying to practice, he would also become thinner when his evil spirit was not enough, right? The same goes for the reverse, right?

And the evil spirits in this world will only become more and more abundant in the future! And now his various attack skills have done incredible damage! What if his level is too high in the future, and if he throws out a random skill, and accidentally misses it, the world will be destroyed! Isn’t it true that we can’t take action casually? By then, won’t the excess energy turn into fat and accumulate? Oh my God!

‘Li Fan’s mood has dropped a bit’

Then a basketball flew back with its fins flapping.

Kun, ‘burp’

Kun——! You've just eaten one demon and you've become so fat!

‘Li Fan’s mood dropped a little again’

Even though Kun couldn't digest it, it was okay. Maybe the devil's meat was not easy to digest. Alas, it seems that people will be fat sooner or later, or they are on the road to becoming fat...

It's a bit far off topic, but in short, after killing the demon god instantly and revealing the title of Fei Qiwei, the tiger's body shook, he bowed down and became his younger brother.

Li Fan probably explained the situation to Li Gan, the martial god of his family. Hearing that tens of thousands of years had passed, the Immortal Lord did not know where he had ascended. This mecha did not insist on returning to Sanyuan to be loyal, but this The guy also refused to follow Li Fan back to Mozhu Mountain and left it to dry on the shelf.

"My remnant soul has awakened. I can only stay awake by fighting constantly, otherwise I don't know when I will fall into a deep sleep."

"Why do you want to fight all the way to Sanyuan? You see the meat sauce has clogged the parts, so you should go back and repair it..."

Li Gan said, "It doesn't matter, I just enjoy the feeling of bathing in flesh and blood! Originally, I only had a remnant soul left, and I can't remember many things. I can only wake up when the river of blood washes over me! And there is no need to go back to the Central Plains. , I sensed the murderous intent in the north. There must be a confrontation with a large army not far away. Please ask Feiqi Lieutenant to let me go into battle! It’s worth it to be so refreshing!”

"..."

Li Fan was speechless for a moment, but now that there was a lot of blood on his hands, he could understand the hunger and thirst of feeling refreshed after sitting still for a long time. It's not that he is naturally easy to kill, it's just like an Internet addiction...

However, as there were large armies gathering around Bianzhou, they might indeed be able to use a Martial God to help them out. Moreover, if he went berserk and hit the Nangong family, Li Fan agreed to the mecha's request, waved his sleeves, and took away a bunch of weapons. Equip the mythical beast and go back to Taiji Realm to see what's going on with the border defense in the north.

As mentioned before, when Mozhu Mountain was opening up the frontier, the Central Plains had already slipped into the abyss of troubled times.

The biggest thing in the world of cultivating immortals is naturally the civil strife in Emei, and the fact that the disciples of Emei Nanshan who were supported by Hengshan were attacked and destroyed by someone. However, all fools know that the water is relatively deep in this matter, and it is both Emei and Hengshan. The level is too high, so the melon-eating people who do not know the truth do not know the specific situation.

The various sects in Xuanmen Mountains made too big a fuss over this matter, fearing that their rash actions would attract attention and implicate themselves. Instead, the world of immortality was calm for a while, with no major actions, as if the world of immortality had gone through a peaceful period again. It seems like one day, but this is just an illusion. At least on Qiongqi Daozi's side, the daily opponents for grabbing garbage have become stronger and stronger. Obviously, most of the authentic disciples of the three major sects have already left the mountains, taking advantage of this chaotic situation to compete for their immortal fate in the human world.

The situation in the mortal world is actually more bloody. Genzhou Gaoxing has blatantly launched the banner of unifying Hebei and annexed vassal towns on a large scale. On the land of Zhenzhou, Sanyuan's army and the Xiao family kings were beaten to a bloody head. The traitor Hou Gu was caught in the middle and jumped left and right. Hundreds of thousands of troops repeatedly circled the big cities of Lanling and Jiangling to fight for them, and besieged them at every turn. Massacre of the city, numerous casualties. The Sunda Kingdom was also under the supervision of Hengshan Mountain and stormed the Luofeng Mountain area at all costs. However, the Sunda Kingdom was flooded and foreign demons were rampant, so the winner could not be determined for a while.

Anyway, they are killing people every day, and the battle lines are changing every day, but they are bleeding like rivers, but no one can claim to have achieved a staged victory. However, considering that the number of deaths reported in the daily newspaper has jumped from hundreds to tens of thousands, there are more and more people with names and surnames dead, and news of fortified cities changing hands has become more and more frequent. About these three times this year Each major battlefield is about to enter the stage of a decisive battle.

On the Li country side, the demons are massacring the village, and they are relocating and splitting. The war is probably about to officially begin.

Li Fan arrived at the front line of Nanzhen first and met with Zhenren Wei from the northern defense line of the main town. Sure enough, I learned that the Nangong army stationed in Taohua Mountain opposite had also been dispatched. The army strengthened the walls and cleared the fields, set up camps and dug trenches, as if they were about to launch a serious siege against Beizhen.

Taiwei Wang E had already dispatched some elite troops to go ahead and threaten the Nangong Army's rear outside the city, and went to the confrontation in person, but he did not dispatch the entire Li Guo army in Nanzhen.

One is that Nanzhen's defense is well-prepared, and it is always more advantageous to defend than to fight.

The second is the envoy of the Nangong family, who is still in Mozhu Mountain to discuss the list, process and details of the battle between the two sides before the formation. The time and place of the battle have not yet been agreed upon.

Yes, Li Fan didn't understand it at first.

What? Do we need to discuss the time and place of the battle and the list of fighting tactics first? ? Is this a party? ? ?

Wei Zhenren was a person in charge of discipline, so he didn't know much about military matters. Then Lieutenant Wang was also on the front line. Fortunately, Li Fan had an antique mecha with him and was familiar with this kind of rules. He probably explained it after asking.

This kind of "fighting" behavior is a kind of "ritual" among ancient princes. It is usually a way of resolving feuding conflicts and competing interests between nobles within the Immortal Palace, and for a long time, between the heads of the twelve kingdoms.

To put it more bluntly, it’s just a date to have a fight in the woods after school, calling the teacher “not a man”. When the beating is really severe, the Immortal Palace's own people should not go too far, and they still have to report it to Sanyuan and ask the Immortal Emperor to mediate. Of course, if you are fighting with foreigners, you don't need to follow these rules.

Moreover, this kind of appointment is not only about agreeing on a time and place, being upright and fighting in formation, but there is also usually a sword fight to boost morale before the battle. In a world where immortals and demons reign supreme, the duel between generals before a battle is often the most important part. If you do it in a duel, you can kill all the enemy's generals, gods of war, and national masters, and naturally you can cause less killings. , directly allowing the enemy to surrender without a fight.

However, this ancient ritual has not been used for a long time. After all, the leaders of the Twelve Kingdoms have been out of power for a long time, and the world is in turmoil, with rivers of blood flowing out. It is actually quite rare for a person to engage in such a civilized fighting style. But occasionally there are generals who will use them on the battlefield according to the actual situation on the battlefield. This is not without precedent.

In fact, this fight was indeed proposed by the Nangong family.

Because the situation is obvious, Bianzhou North Town organized a blood sacrifice formation for Wei Gao, and Nan Town also stocked up hundreds of thousands of troops on the front line, which was simply an iron wall. No matter how stupid the Nangong family was, they were not stupid enough to attack without backup. the point. What's more, the three parties have a no-war agreement, and the war with Sunda has not yet ended. How could there be more trouble at this time?

Therefore, the Nangong family’s target for this fight is Wei Gao.

The reason they found was that Wei Gao did not get the canonization of the Immortal Palace, so he built the Blood Tomb of the Fornication Temple privately, built a high-walled magic circle without getting the decree from the court, and recruited troops and changed the army on his own without getting the permission of the country. system. This is clearly an evil plot and a deliberate rebellion!

Moreover, Wei Gao's grand formation damaged the ground of Bianzhou and affected the feng shui of the local people's ancestral homes in Taohuashan. This violated the divisions of the immortals from the country and was a gross disrespect to the imperial court! What’s more, it’s a demonic and evil cult that has ruined the twelve kingdoms!

Therefore, the Nangong family expressed their plea for the people and collected one hundred and eighty mountain people who practiced in Taohua Mountain. They signed and painted to prove that what they said was true. They implored the Lizhou Mu to deal with it impartially, demolish the formation blood tomb arranged by Wei Gao, and expel Wei Gao. Gao, the black sheep in Taichung, the royal censor, has left the country and the public to live happily ever after.

So more than 20,000 tough and armored men rushed forward to punish the traitors and eradicate the evil with righteous words. It looks like if the court doesn't care, we will personally destroy this evil cult for the country...

Damn, these people are pretty good at making excuses, they are all inexplicable...

Mecha, "No! Setting up a private shrine and enjoying blood sacrifices is a cult behavior prohibited by the Immortal Palace's order! If it is not strictly prohibited, it will give opportunities to those outside demons, evil heretics, and lonely ghosts. It even confuses people's hearts and brings disaster to the world!"

Li Fan, "..."

Okay, it seems to make sense. Isn’t this the same rhythm for evil demons and heretics...

Dean Wei of the Discipline Academy also said, "The temple master is still stalling. The Yushitai has issued an order to reprimand Wei Gao, asking Wei Gao to demolish the living temple, dismantle the blood array, and apologize to the Taohuashan cultivators. But it seems that this is how to solve the Nangong family. They will not give up and will attack the city directly when they are ready, and will not wait for the imperial decree of the king to mediate."

Li Fan shrugged, "Then why delay? If it's not convenient for the dean, I'll go. No matter how many people there are, I'll take the lead and just cut them all the way, okay?"

Master Wei rolled his eyes, "Of course not. They don't know that you will take the lead. They made it clear from the beginning that those who are limited to the golden elixir realm will come out to fight swords. Not to mention that there are so many casual cultivators in Taohua Mountain, Guang Nangong's army There are thousands of people in the Golden Core realm, and there are only so many people in Beizhen, so how could there be so many people to fight with him!"

Gee, this is a bit troublesome.

Li Fan could be unreasonable and rush to kill the Nangong family members. But considering the flies we encountered before, it is obvious that the Nangong family also secretly has Tao Lord, Nangong Demon Son, and many demon gods acting as secret agents and arranging them in Liguo.

Now that the Nangong family has grasped the situation, sending troops does not count as breaking the no-war agreement. If Li Fan directly helps, it will turn into a full-scale war between the two sides. The Nangong family must have been prepared, but all the people in Mozhu Mountain are trapped in the mountain.

But he had to respond, because it was clear that this time, the other party was testing first.

Try Beizhen's strength, try South Town's preparation, and try Mozhushan's response.

How to respond, how to counterattack, how much power to show, whether the other party is really testing, or is it to attract attention for other purposes, what back-up plan, conspiracy, ambush...

From a chess piece to a chess player, Li Fan had to consider these things carefully, especially now that he was not just himself, but a giant in Moshan. I can't lift the table and kill all my opponents as happily as before...

But ‘Li Qingyue’ can’t do it, but ‘Li Pharmacist’ can! And rampaging mechas are also available! Hey!

"Li Qiwei, in fact, the Nangong family is so and so, so and so..."

"What a bastard! How brave! How dare you rebel?! Rebellious-thief-!!!"

Dean Wei narrowed his eyes and watched Li Fan take out a machine puppet wearing broken armor from his sleeve, whispering for a while, and then the puppet ran away and snatched the halberd from the guard's hand, squeaking all the way. It clicked and rushed straight to the north.

"...Master Li Shan, if you set up a puppet so blatantly, it would be easy for someone to figure it out..."

"Ah, it's okay, it's not mine..."

Then Dean Wei took out a black gourd from his sleeve, pulled out the stopper, and recited the incantation silently. The billowing dark clouds in the gourd spewed out like motorcycle exhaust, UU Reading www.uukanshu.net filled the sky, covering the sky and the sun, and soon The clouds covered the top of the divine soldier's head, not only covering its whereabouts in the blink of an eye, but also making the sky and ground completely dark, making it almost as if it was late at night.

"Hiss... wonderful, Dean, I wonder if this magic that conceals the secrets of heaven can..."

Master Wei patted the gourd and poured out the dark clouds inside, then turned the bottom of the gourd over to show Li Fan,

"This is a secret magic weapon. The 'Covering the Sky' in the gourd was secretly made by me using the elixir method. Use it once and less. Lord Li Shan remembers this talisman and can control the heavens by using it."

Li Fan glanced at it, nodded and said, "I see, I know how to do it. Thank you, Dean, for teaching me the method."

So he made a spell on the spot, borrowed a dark cloud to wrap himself up, soared into the sky, and followed the mecha quietly to protect him. Of course, he couldn't forget to turn into an old man, and was about to take the god's sect. After putting on all the suits, Li Fan suddenly had a flash of inspiration and realized that he could go one step further.

So after recalling the Dao method of "The Blood Demon Dao Shen", Li Fan cut his wrists, cut open the heart and lungs, took out the heart, forced the blood out of the body, directly used the heart as the core, and used the method of the Dao Shen to refine the blood Transform into a blood demon body!

Looking at the shape and appearance of this Taoist body, it is exactly the same as the original body, just like a freshly skinned human being who has just been skinned. Li Fan is also determined to try this so-called divine sect's first secret of magical power, the divine master's royal Taoist body. What a difference!

Immediately, he threw the divine suit in his hand to the clone to dress up. His face darkened, evil aura surged, and he was wrapped in heavenly clothes. The whole person turned into a Taisu Taoist body, like a shadow, lying flat at the feet of the clone, hiding under the cover. It was almost impossible to distinguish among the dark clouds in the sky.

So 'Blood Demon Li Yaoshi' wrapped himself in the bloody clothes of the divine sect, held a bloody sword in his hand, and drove the black cloud to chase the divine soldiers and flew towards the Nangong military camp.