The Taoist ancestor is Cthulhu

Daozu is Cthulhu Chapter 453 Li Fan

"Li Fan! You devil! What qualifications do you have to sit with me!"

"Ugly monster! Pointy mouth and monkey cheeks! It's so disgusting!"

"Kill this Thunder Monkey!"

"You idiot who doesn't know how to appreciate praise!"

The scene changed from a cave to a Taoist palace academy. A group of Emei Taoist boys are playing football.

Well, ‘Li Fan’ is that ‘ball’.

Jian Tai and Kun were floating in the air, watching 'Li Fan' in his previous life, being beaten so hard that he rolled over with his head in his hands. He was surrounded by a group of boys who had completed their foundation building. They were beaten from the inner hall to the outside of the hall, and then from the study room. Li kicked him to the outside of the courtyard and beat him with a stick of incense. He beat him until he was unconscious and fell to the ground as if he was dead. Then he took him by the collar and threw him into the peach grove outside the south courtyard.

Then at sunset and sunrise, peach blossom petals fell all over the boy's swollen head. 'Li Fan', whose face swelled from a monkey to a gorilla, woke up from his coma, took a deep breath, and looked up in confusion to see the sky. , stared for a while. I got up so hard that I limped around in the peach forest for a long time. I finally found the gate of the south courtyard, but when I walked in, I was blown by a strong wind and rolled out.

"You naughty devil star, you don't do your job properly! Don't come to class for three days! Emei can't tolerate a scoundrel like you! Get off the mountain if you don't care about your job!"

"..."

So Kun and Li Fan looked at this dirty, thunder-monkey-like boy, were silent for a while, wiped the snot and blood from their faces, knelt down at the entrance of the courtyard, and curled up into a small ball.

Kun, 'Thunder Monkey is so miserable...'

Li Fan, ‘I’ve fed you enough! ’

Kun touched the sword tire above his head with his fin to express comfort.

But the fin hit the sword and the edge was cut...

Kun was writhing in pain.

Li Fan, '...don't ruin the atmosphere...'

At this time, the sun and the moon flew by. I don't know how long I had been kneeling before Cangwu Daojun appeared in front of the boy.

"Okay, if this doesn't happen next time, Xuan Yunzi won't care about your absence for three days."

"...Master," 'Li Fan', who had been beaten with a bruised nose and face, and dried nosebleeds all over his face, raised his head and asked with wide eyes, "Have you killed their mother?"

"What the hell!" Cang Wu rolled his eyes, "And don't call me Master! We'll talk about it after Nascent Soul!"

"Then they were so cruel? If I hadn't been gifted with thick skin and thick flesh, I would have been beaten to death by them! How dare that old beast Xuan Yunzi say that he doesn't care? Can I care about it? !”

'Li Fan' opened his robe violently, revealing the bruises and blood stains on his body.

"Look! This kick to the heart was a lucky one! I almost kicked him to death! The first rule of Emei is that we will never kill each other! Don't talk to me about those old turtles Third, you don’t know! Aren’t they just watching the whole process!?

Unless some monster killed their mother and sealed it in my body, Master, causing them to think of the pain of losing their mother when they see me! Otherwise, I will never accept this kind of treatment! "

Cang Wu snorted coldly,

"If you have to ask why. Those boys, not only are they descended from a famous family and have been practicing for a long time, but each of them was selected from thousands of places. They are probably jealous of you, a Luo Jiao devil with a humble background. , you have the chance to practice by my side. In the future, if you really achieve Nascent Soul, enter my Xuanmen, and get the word "Heaven", then you will really reach heaven in one step and become their master uncle.

As for the teachings of other deans, maybe many people in the sect died at the hands of Luo Jiao in the past few years, including their close friends and seniors, so they must be particularly annoying when they see you. You hate it when you think about it, right?

But let me tell you, it actually has nothing to do with you. This is how the world is. If you have big fists, you will be bullied if you bully them. Just because they will be happy if you do this, there are so many causes and effects!

But as long as you can't help it and fight back, if you hurt them even a hair and see the blood, a group of people will jump out and clamor about how evil nature is hard to change and raising tigers is a problem that needs to be eliminated quickly.

There is no reason, just because they are better than you and they don’t like you, they can bully you.

The world is like this. If you want to make trouble for others, it is wrong to breathe. Even if I take action, I can protect you for a while, but I cannot protect you for the rest of your life. If you want to stay in Emei, you have to survive this disaster by yourself. Understand don't know! "

‘Li Fan’ rolled his eyes,

"Fuck you, Master, aren't you? You asked me to endure it? Where are the three elders and the fourth ancestors we agreed on? Where are the righteous partners we agreed on! If you don't care about such blatant school bullying, will Emei have a future if this continues? No! They didn’t spank me! They spanked you, Master, on your face!”

Cang Wu also said angrily,

"What a stinky fart! What nonsense are you talking about! Real gold is made through hard work, and breakthroughs through all kinds of calamities are the most upright path, do you understand!"

I, Emei, forbid my disciples to fight swords. The qualifications of my disciples are already much lower than those of other disciples. Now that they are fighting with you, they are willing to do the calamity on your path of cultivation. Do you understand?

You ask me to help you with no matter how big things happen. What will you do if your teacher is not by your side in the future? Would someone who really planned to kill you choose to do it when I'm around you?

Man, don't cry like a bitch! When I started practicing cultivation, I would hang him up and beat him for four hours every day! Where are you following this? If you want to learn to hit someone, you have to be beaten first, you know?

Just a few foundation-building boys, you can't stand three punches and two kicks! You can't endure such a little hardship. If you encounter a more ruthless and unreasonable guy in the future, and he cuts you off with a sword, wouldn't it mean that your soul will be completely destroyed? Then what else can you learn! What demon to get rid of! What revenge! "

‘Li Fan’ is about to faint.

"Damn, what nonsense are you relying on! Then, master, you should give me some secrets, magical skills or something to protect myself! They are now squatting in the woods every day, beating me half to death, and can't even enter the school. I can't even read Chinese characters now. If you get one, you will be able to break through to the Nascent Soul! Master! If you want to train me, you have to give me some tricks and add some tricks!"

"It doesn't matter if you can't enter the school! There are books everywhere in Jinding. You can accumulate reading and literacy over time and slowly ponder it. Why do you have to have someone teach you step by step! What's more, with the changes in today's world, the way of the predecessors has no way out after all. There is no way out at all. There’s nothing to learn…”

Cang Wu groaned, thought for a moment, pulled Li Fan up with his hand, and stuffed a notebook and a peach into Li Fan's arms.

"You want a secret book, right? Here, take this notebook. If you do something wrong in the future, or if you miss the mantra, just write it down in the notebook. Review it three times a day, review the past and learn the new. This is the highest path of practice. !”

"What the fuck! Someone else started the game by adding magic weapons and magical beasts and magical powers! Why the hell did you give me a wrong question book? How can you teach a disciple like this..."

"Hmph! You haven't met anyone who doesn't know how to teach disciples. Let's go! Remember to come to morning class tomorrow!"

'Li Fan' hummed, stuffed the textbook into his heart, gnawed on the peach and followed Cang Wu into the forest.

Then time passed, stars moved, and the picture changed again.

It’s still the peach forest,

Two Emei disciples are practicing.

Of course it's not dual cultivation. Two boys who have perfected their foundations are doing double cultivation.

It's a competition.

In other words, it is not a competition, but a one-sided beating.

'Li Fan' was hit by the wind from his palms, and was sent flying around. However, he was indeed rough-skinned and thick-skinned. The peaches on the tree fell to the ground when he hit him. He didn't think it was a big deal, so he patted his butt and got up. , rushed up and fucked hard again.

It's a pity that the strength of this 'Li Fan' is really very good. Even the basic Splitting Wind and Moon Palm is like a bastard's fist swinging randomly. The power of the palm is erratic, the Tao Qi leaks out, and sometimes it's powerful. , sometimes he was distracted, so without any suspense, he was beaten dizzy by the Taoist boy who was sparring with him. He took another big move, circled, and was tied to a tree trunk with a bang. He couldn't get up for a long time.

"Senior brother, I have to go back to make up classes. That's it for today."

With a look of contempt on his face, the Taoist boy threw three copper coins from his arms and walked away.

'Li Fan' coughed, spit out his teeth with blood, rubbed his nose and picked up the copper coins on the ground.

Then a young Taoist nun came floating on the leaves of a peach tree and looked coldly at the Taoist boy under the tree.

"I heard that there is a devil in the south lower courtyard. He is rough-skinned and thick-bodied, and he is particularly durable. He volunteered to accompany others in sparring, and he only paid three cents for a beating. Is that you?"

"...My name is Li Fan, and I am a disciple of Emei's outer sect." 'Li Fan' squinted his eyes and looked up at the young Taoist nun with beautiful colors on the peach branches but rather cold eyebrows. "This master, Jin Dan I won’t take on business like this.”

"Don't worry, I won't beat you to death. I'm just practicing my skills and venting my anger."

The Taoist nun sneered coldly, grabbed a handful of Shen Gang coins from her sleeve, and splashed them down.

'Li Fan' looked at the rain of money falling in front of him, took a deep breath, stretched out his index finger, "Don't slap me in the face."

Then he was punched right in the face and sent flying, and then he could barely touch the ground with his feet. He was hit by the Taoist nun Ola Ola Ola in a series of blows, and was stagnant in mid-air for three seconds.

"Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch!!! Ahhhhh!!! Bitch bitch ahhhh-!!!"

Kun held his fins in his mouth and couldn't bear to look at them.

Li Fan was also speechless. Of course he remembered who this Taoist nun was. No...why does he still have such grudges with Yang Ying...

After furiously attacking the human sandbag for a while, Yang Ying took a deep breath, controlled her emotions, straightened her clothes, and walked away with a puff of sleeves.

'Li Fan' was beaten until he was swollen from a thunder monkey to a thunder gorilla, paralyzed on the ground unable to move, and almost fell into shock.

I don't know how long he slept, but 'Li Fan' kept in mind the Emei Taoist inhalation, and the breath of the universe breathed out from his nose, forming the heaven on its own, helping the demon's body gradually recover, eliminating the bruises and bruises all over his body, and then he blinked, He staggered up, burped, and released a Qiankun Yiqi Golden Pill!

"Fuck you... you are actually passing the calamity pill?...Who was that eighth wife with the special code just now!? The money is too short!! I will not avenge this! I swear not to be a human being!!"

Li Fan and Kun, ‘…’

"Oh, why are you still recalling these trivial things? Let me help you speed up."

Kun was startled by the sudden sound and was about to jump.

But a bloody hand tore open the void, grabbed Kun's tail, and dragged it violently into the void.

Countless fragments of light, shadow and memory passed by quickly, the world changed, time flew by, and the years flew by.

Li Fan Yuan Shen controlled the Taisha Sword Embryo, jumped up from Kun's head, reversed the sword, and struck directly at the Blood Hand Vein Gate.

Xue Hand obviously also knew how powerful the sword fetus was. Jie Jie smiled strangely and let go, escaping into the void and hiding.

The illusion of Yuanshen also changed its lens, from the Golden Summit of Emei to the Demonic Abyss.

The moon in the sky is as big as a wheel, shining with a dazzling purple light.

Obviously, this is not the Tai Chi world anymore.

And 'Li Fan' fell to the ground, his head in a different place, his dilated pupils reflected the purple moonlight, dead.

Hey, you're accelerating too much! ! !

But this smooth wound on the neck... is a flying sword...

Then a golden light fell from the void, and the man who emerged from the sword light was a tough guy with a resolute aura, angular features, and murderous intent. Naturally, Li Fan had seen this man before.

The seventeenth generation ancestor of Beichen Sword Ancestor, Taishang Wuji, Xuantian Sword Ancestor.

Of course, it's definitely not me.

The time is not right, and this person is only in the state of transforming into a god. That face was clearly made using Tai Su Dao's transformation method.

But the incomparable power of the Sun Sword was truly forged from the Sun Sword Sutra, and Li Fan was also confused for a moment.

Could it be that this person... is really one of the direct disciples of Xuantian, the original disciple of Beichen Sword Sect?

Then who is this divine king who killed him in his previous life? Is he the same person as Wu Dao who killed his clone outside?

Is Senior Brother Yan really not dead?

In confusion, the 'Xuantian' god took out a talisman from his sleeve, and with a casual move, the talisman ignited, and the soul of 'Li Fan' appeared in the clear smoke.

'Xuan Tian' said, "Cang Wu's disciple?"

‘Li Fan’ raised his middle finger and said ‘beep beep beep beep’.

'Xuan Tian' didn't mind either and just nodded, "I am Xuantian Sword Ancestor. If there is an afterlife, seek revenge from me."

Then he took out a porcelain bottle sealed with Yunzhuan, blew on the sword, cut off the talisman and the mouth of the bottle, revealing the deep red blood jade of amber silk in the bottle, stuffed the burning talisman into the mouth of the bottle, and mixed the wine. He shook it roughly and poured the mixed liquid in the bottle into the pool of 'Li Fan''s blood on the ground.

Then 'Xuan Tian' clasped his hands behind his back and stared at the body in the moonlight for a while, "Don't pretend to be dead, get up quickly."

Then the pool of blood came to life, transformed into withered bloody hands, crawled into 'Li Fan's' neck, and pulled his head over by the way, sticking it to his neck and straightening it, leaving only a faint ring around the laryngoscope. No red line.

'Li Fan' rolled his eyes, the whites and pupils of his eyes were spread with blood, as if there was a layer of red paint on his retinas. Then he turned over and got up, opened his mouth and smiled towards 'Xuan Tian'.

‘Xuan Tian’ didn’t have a good look on him,

"Lu Ya, you win, now let's go and end this troubled world."

Then someone seemed to have pressed the pause button, and the golden sword power around 'Xuan Tian', like a stream of fire, stopped flowing for an instant, as if his whole body was burned in flames.

And 'Li Fan', or should I say, 'Wisdom Dharma King Lu Ya', cleared his throat, turned his head, and smiled at Li Fan and Kun who were watching the show,

"Okay, don't read it. From now on, not a single word of truth comes out of his mouth."

Li Fan, ‘Is this person the seventh friend of Nangong? Who is he?’

Lu Ya smiled and said, "I don't know, Xuantian Sword Ancestor."

Li Fan, ‘…what do you mean by showing me these, because it was Xuantian who killed me in the previous life, and you want to break my Taoist heart? Or do you want me to let you, this little bitch, live? ’

Lu Ya was still smiling, "Li Fan, although you are so foul-mouthed and disgusting, you have learned some skills after two lifetimes of practice, and you are no longer the same thunder monkey-like waste as before.

So let's join forces, just like before, aren't we very happy together? "

Li Fan understood, '...Oh, you don't just want to turn against the guest and seize my body. Do you still want me to willingly, UU read www.uukanshu.net, merge with you with the Blood Demon Dao body, become your clone Blood Demon, and give you all my understanding, inheritance, luck, and system plug-ins? Are you okay with your brain? ? ’

Lu Ya put his hands behind his back and circled Kun.

"After fusion, we are the same person. How can we differentiate between each other? It's better than fighting with both of us injured and our souls scattered. What's more, there are many Dao Lords and demons outside who are eyeing them. If we join forces, we may have a chance of winning!"

Li Fan almost rolled his eyes, 'Odds of winning... Lu Zhizhi, you have no choice but to still pretend to be crazy!

Do you think the devils from Hengshan and Nangong are here to support you? For them, the best result is that 'Li Qingyue' is seriously injured and even dies in this disaster!

Let me merge with you and continue to pretend to be 'Li Qingyue'. Do you want to deceive the eyes of Cang Wu and the Guanzhu, escape from the palms of the four Tao Lords and ascend to heaven? Is this the chance of winning that your retarded head came up with? ? Kun, roll your eyes for me! ’

Kun rolled his eyes.

Lu Ya nodded repeatedly, then grinned.

"Exactly, the movement of the Blood Demon Dao's body during the tribulation was too great to avoid. Four Dao Lords were attracted from outside to guard me. They were quite few!

If you are unwilling to cooperate with me, even if I destroy you, you will only be in the realm of divine transformation. It is impossible to escape from this situation with just the ability of a mere divine king. so……

Didn't I have to become a god a long time ago, and I'm just waiting for you to help me, survive the tribulation, realize the truth, and seek a chance of survival? "

‘Are you smart? Enlightenment...fuck! you! You're thinking! ’

Li Fan understood the other party's plan.

The other party nodded, and the skin and flesh of 'Li Fan' melted into blood and mud in an instant. Then he cut open his heart and lungs, dug out the True Yang Heart, held it in his hand, and scratched it to pieces!

"I'm no longer a human being."