The Taoist ancestor is Cthulhu

"Isn't it just that you are not allowed to keep a dog? Why did you even carry out the coffin!"

Early in the morning, Poria came to the quiet room and called Li Fan for breakfast. She was shocked.

"No, no, this is practicing..."

Li Fan was so exhausted that he crawled out of the big square black coffin given by Zhenren Liang.

Alas, I originally wanted to lie down in the coffin to practice cultivation, but as soon as the coffin board was covered, even the flow of the spiritual energy of heaven and earth was interrupted, and I actually fell asleep while lying down.

As a result, one night passed, and he didn't dream about returning to the void, nor did he realize any idea of ​​'life and death, void and cessation of emptiness'. His only thought was that he didn't know what kind of wood this coffin board was made of, it was so hard! He actually made Li Fan, a golden elixir-level monk, sleep so hard that his back ached and he almost had a stiff neck! It seems like I should put some sheets and a pillow or something...

"Practice? How can anyone practice like this? You are obviously the corpse-proof coffin in Yizhuang. You can't spit it out at all, right?" Fu Ling looked suspicious, "Qingyue, have you been too idle recently? Even if you achieve success, You should also practice the golden elixir well, and don’t be greedy for those crooked techniques and delay your daily studies!"

Li Fan didn't care, "Oh, it doesn't matter. Anyway, I have the blessing of double elixirs. I can regain my full energy by taking two steps. I can increase my cultivation level by just praying to the moon. I don't have to waste time by meditating and doing exercises."

A certain Jindan early-stage monk who had to meditate and meditate for at least four hours every day was quietly watching this kid show off and didn't want to talk.

"Uh, what do you have for breakfast?" Li Fan felt tremendous pressure under Fu Ling's gaze and immediately changed the subject.

"...Isn't that what you said? Eat rice."

Fu Ling was not in a good mood either. When she walked into the living room, she pointed at the big pot of rice in the cauldron. Of course, it was all Xianshan rice.

Kun was so angry that he squatted by the pot and stared at Li Fan.

"..." Li Fan whispered to Fuling, "I mean it's enough for Kun to eat alone..."

Fu Ling looked at him in disbelief, "It's just eating porridge alone while watching us eating delicacies from the mountains and seas next to it? You're bullying it too much!"

"No, this is for his own good. Feeding Kun is not about quality. In fact, just watering is enough. You don't even need rice... Sigh... don't look at me like you're looking at a ghost, okay, okay, okay? Just eat with it..."

Li Fan had no choice but to sit next to the pot.

Kun flicked and moved aside.

‘Kun said he doesn’t want to talk to you. ’

You can't speak at all!

Fuling served Kun a small bowl of tofu and said, "Okay, okay, let's just have it as a snack."

Kun glared at Li Fan.

So why are you glaring at me? The system said it should be raised like this!

Xuantian's sword intent came from nowhere and hit Kun's head.

‘Xuan Tian Jian Yi said, it’s okay, I’ll take it to eat something good. ’

Li Fan frowned, looking at Fu Ling who seemed to be unable to see Xuantian's sword intent in front of him, and asked in his mind.

What have you two been doing lately? Can't even see the shadow?

‘Xuan Tian’s sword intention indicates that Kun can cross the gap, break through the magic circle barrier, and sneak into the sword pool of Mozhu Mountain. I will lend it to Xiao Yao and take it to eat the slag from the sword furnace. The amount is sufficient, and there is usually no need to change the recipe for it. ’

Li Fan sighed, "Okay, it's up to you. You can eat whatever you want. But remember to drink water when you have nothing to do. At least eight tons a day!"

So Kun was very happy, patting the table with his fins and looking at Poria.

Fu Ling also smiled bitterly, so she waved her sleeves and put on a table of delicacies in the blink of an eye. She also got a big bowl of water tofu for Kun and let him jump in and roll it.

Li Fan was also scratching his head, because Kun's mouth was so naughty. He was already in the red now, and he couldn't afford it if he continued like this.

"By the way, Sister Fuling, do you know if there is any money-making job in the mountain sect? The rewards for those tasks in the sect are really..."

Fu Ling understood, "Well, it turns out you are worried about this. Well, it is true. According to common sense, after a boy turns 16 and becomes an adult, he cannot always stay with the master and has to go out to practice and experience on his own. When he reaches the golden elixir stage, , it’s long past time for you to have your own courtyard cave to live in. It’s just that your cultivation speed is so fast that I didn’t even notice it.

However, the rules and regulations in the sect are indeed too old. In recent years, the Immortal Palace has also been spending excessive money on Shen Gang. That little salary can’t buy anything now. At the beginning, Miss and I discussed it and thought that we could let you be a shepherd first. The dragon boy's errand is convenient for socializing with peers. When you achieve the golden elixir, arrange to lead the team at Jiangji Trading Company, help me, and earn a living with 10% of the offerings. Any other opportunities are up to you to take advantage of.

But a lot of things have happened recently, and I won’t mention the matter of Mu Long Boy. Jiang Ji, alas, it won’t last for four or five years. I have also just become a golden elixir, so I have to spend most of my time on cultivation, so I can’t do it for the time being. It's time to arrange business matters.

But don't worry, I still have some friendships with the Chamber of Commerce in Mozhu Mountain over the years. I'll go ask where there are errands, and you can just calm down and practice, and you can arrange it in a few days. "

With Poria as a guide paving the way, Li Fan felt that he was truly blessed. Network is one of the most valuable resources in human society. There are many times when money and knowledge are more important. After all, a lone beast alone is no match for a group of hunters. This principle will not change just because the individual immortals are extremely capable.

Because as long as you are not the only supreme being in the world, if you don't make friends, you may fall into a dangerous situation where you are outnumbered and outnumbered.

So after confirming that this fairy world is actually a wild jungle plane where rules cannot restrain people's hearts, kindness can only invite bullying, and only violence can effectively protect oneself.

Li Fan also initially planned two development paths.

Either you can cultivate yourself to the state of the Supreme Taoist Ancestor who is invincible and unmatched in the world, and can kill anyone in an instant, then naturally I will be left to my own devices in the world.

Or you can usually gather more friends, and if you see someone you don't like, you can always call a group of van people to surround him and beat him up.

Again, Li Fan wants it all, both sides push forward at the same time, both hands must be grasped, and both hands must be hard.

Of course, given that other people's cultivation progress is really slow and they often practice in seclusion, it is not easy for Li Fan to visit all the time and interfere with other people's progress. After all, normal people can't be like him, a fully automatic cultivating humanoid, who eats, drinks, poops and sleeps while cultivating luck.

And before Poria found him a new job, Li Fan had nothing else to do. So he simply went to the outer gate Tao Tower to take over the mission.

Of course it is still the same map that was opened before, but the task of confirming the Four Mountains Array is done once a month. And two of them are no longer needed.

So this time Li Fan only accepted one, 'Go to Shiwanda Mountain to patrol the four mountains, eradicate the demons that cross the border, and report to the master if any unusual movements are found. ’

Simply patrolling the mountains can be done all the time. Although it is really not worth a trip with only a hundred strings, Li Fan has other plans.

Because he previously encountered a fox, a weasel and two red fruits in the northwest of Yangjia Mountain, near the non-mountain boundary. At that time, Si Nan pointed to the west, indicating that there were still opportunities that were not clear, and he might be able to gain something if he went back.

And some details, when Li Fan was lying in the coffin unable to practice last night, his mind calmed down and he suddenly reacted. Thinking about it carefully, Li Fan felt something was wrong the more he thought about it.

Theoretically speaking, there are mountain gods patrolling the boundaries on each mountain top, and they are heavily guarded, but it is not that strange for monsters to cross the boundaries for a while.

But this is not a matter of crossing a boundary. The monster group closest to Mozhu Mountain is the Yaoguang Cave Jade Chanpo Group in Fashuang Mountain. It is separated from the boundary of Yangjia Mountain and separated by the Mozhu Mountain Dojo in Yashan Mountain and the Feixiang Mountain Dojo. The Nangong family territory in the mountains. So we have crossed three mountains!

Let’s not mention if the other party sneaked in deliberately, but the two monsters were obviously very surprised when they met Li Fan. Obviously, they did not expect that the two of them were busy chasing after the treasure and actually crossed the border all the way to Mo. Zhushan territory.

The affairs of the South Valley Dojo in Mashan Mountain are also recorded in the mountain patrol journal given by Lou Guandao. It is mainly to guard against Yu Chanpo, and it is directly adjacent to the group of monsters in Fashuang Mountain. There are monsters everywhere, and the north side cannot be controlled for the time being. It’s understandable that two little demons crossed the line.

But what's going on with the Nangong family? The demonic aura of those two monsters is so obvious. If they really came from Fashuang Mountain, there would be no reaction at all in the Nangong family's important mine guarded by so many immortal troops?

So Li Fan had a suspicion that there might be serious security loopholes in Feishan Mine's defense. Unexpectedly, he was not aware of the two fighting monsters. He told them to cross and chased them all the way to Yangjia Mountain.

Considering the current situation in Mozhu Mountain, it is true that due to the differences between the northern and southern factions, Li Guo is currently occupying a lot of attention, and it is obvious that he cannot control the movements of the monsters in the south.

After careful consideration, Li Fan thought it would be safer to go back and inspect the place again. Anyway, he had nothing to do, so he might as well try the sword again and see if there was any opportunity to grab it.

This time Li Fan prepared a little more. He bought a lot of talisman papers, array flags, and elixirs with four hundred strings and prepared them. As usual, he was flying against the 'Fighting Ghost' all the way, and flew directly to the west in the direction of Yangjia Mountain. He paused from time to time along the way, waved to the ground, grabbed a handful of mountain soil with Guiyuan Zhenqi, condensed it into a square flat plate in his hand, held it in the palm of his hand, and waited to see the direction of Si Nan's rotation, looking for opportunities.

Of course, there is no chance. Although these four mountains are among the hundreds of thousands of mountains, to the immortals flying around, they are simply the lawn at the door. They have to pass through here when entering and leaving the Southern Wilderness. After so many years, they are simply scratching the ground. Three feet, the turf is all gone, and monsters don't come to live there. There are no opportunities left for you.

So Sinan either pointed to Mozhu Mountain in the north, or pointed to the mountain dojos in the south. After flying for two days and two nights, when they arrived at the boundary of Yangjia Mountain, the handle of the spoon suddenly shook and pointed straight to the northwest.

Opportunity! My opportunity has come again!

Li Fan was overjoyed, and hey-he had to fly away.

But this time, he didn't rush over so carelessly and kill the person in seconds. He lowered his altitude early and explored with his spiritual consciousness. He saw that there seemed to be a demonic aura in the distance. He immediately used an invisibility charm and quietly sneaked over to investigate. I want to figure out where these monsters come from and how they can sneak into the hinterland of Mozhu Mountain in waves.

So Li Fan put the flying sword into the sword case and hid it, put it on without knowing his face, and quietly emerged from the bushes to look at the pond in the forest.

Oh, it’s a classic plot again, with a ‘beautiful girl’ taking a bath.

Hey, how should I put it? These days, you are still stripping naked in the wild. You are either a real monster or a heartless person. Are you really not afraid of being attacked by your enemies? At this time, can you avoid being beheaded by flying swords? Or are evil monks XP so unrestrained and fond of shooting field artillery?

If you look at the true practitioners of the righteous path, when they go out for a walk, they take a shower and shower themselves, blowing the air from their pores, and the dust and blood stains all over their body can be cleaned away without stripping off at all. Unless Master Wangshu has a habit of sleeping at home, always dressed when going out, and specially designed a dressing spell, otherwise it would be a lot of trouble to take off and put on.

Anyway, it has been six months since Li Fan traveled back in time, and since he has that lotus pod, he has never taken a serious bath. Of course, it may also be purely because he is too lazy...

However, this kind of classic scene is rare. If you don’t criticize it carefully, how can you meet the audience’s expectations?

So Teacher Li Fan squinted his eyes and carefully scanned up and down, left and right, back and forth, and estimated the score first.

Just look at the back. It can’t be higher, because this is a goblin, not a compliment. Literally, this goblin has obviously not yet fully cultivated into the ‘real person’ realm of Nascent Soul. Only looking at it from the back, most of the body has transformed into It looks human-like, but still has its tail, scales, claws, and barbs on its spine. It may be a monster like a lizard.

I can still score it 50 points because this guy understands people's hearts quite well, at least he understands men's hearts. He makes the places that should be big and round become bigger and rounder. The part where the scales have been removed is also pink and tender. If it really transforms into a human form, it must be easy to trick two vulgar men into eating some.

Then the thing turned sideways, revealing its side face covered by waist-length black hair. Well, this face was so long that even Sadako's beautiful and thick hair could not be covered. Maybe it was modeled after a crocodile?

It looked like a female crocodile, with its head stuck into a human skin hood, until it turned over. In short, everyone can imagine for themselves. According to Teacher Li Fan's standards, if you look at the back and look forward to it, there are still 50 points, but if you turn your head, it will be -150 points.

Tsk, I really want to kill this disgusting thing directly...kill ghosts and so on!

In the end, it was just a murderous intention. The Mo sword had already been unsheathed with a flying sound. The sword flashed and killed the ugly ghost, beheaded the disgusting head, and let the body fall into the pool with a large stain of blood.

Li Fan, "..."

Sorry, I originally wanted to lurk and pry, but this killer from behind was so cruel. The moment he turned his head, Li Fan's mood was hit a bit, so he couldn't hold it back for a moment...

But this "Ruyi Sword Sutra" is really a bit tricky. Really, just by moving his mind, the flying sword will kill directly in front of him. It seems that he really needs to practice for a while to master it.

Forget it, just kill it. Li Fan then let out a sword energy and cut open the monster to get the pill. He found that there were many eggs in the monster's belly. It seemed that it was really imitating human beings in appearance and behavior, but actually inside it was. It’s still the biological system of monsters. Moreover, after the head was cut off and the supply and support of the demonic Dao Qi was lost, the transformed humanoid Dao body soon began to collapse and swell, with its skin and flesh torn apart, and it tore and transformed into a huge crocodile true body.

It seems that these monsters are cultivating the Nascent Soul realm, which is actually similar to the method of Tao body transformation of the Mountain Lord lineage, except that the Mountain Lord lineage is changing in the direction of Taisu Taozu, but these monsters are learning to change in the direction of humans. .

In addition to the demon body, Li Fan also found his opportunity.

Beside the pool, there is this female crocodile’s silk skirt and embroidered shoes. UU reading www.uukanshu.net is even scented with incense. Can you believe it?

Li Fan looked at these see-through tulle palace skirts and the lingerie bellybands that made people think of them, and he couldn't help but bring in the crocodile-headed 'beauty'...

vomit! !

How disgusting! That ghost-looking monster is still dressed like this, it's just spiritual pollution!

He accidentally made himself sick and lost his mood. Li Fan was so disgusted that he frowned for a moment, but he suddenly reacted and picked up his dress with his fingers to check it out.

The clothes were in perfect condition. There were no signs of being torn to pieces by the tail, bone spurs, scales, etc., and there was still residual warmth. It had indeed just been removed.

In other words, this female crocodile can actually transform into a normal human body, and has probably reached the threshold of Nascent Soul. It's just that my current cultivation level is still a little bad, and my transformation may not be stable yet, so when I was bathing in this pool, did my prototype appear?

But this beast has really learned how to do it. He actually knows how to take off his clothes in advance, so as not to tear them? There is also a sense of propriety, justice and shame!

And if you look closely, you will see that these palace dresses are actually made of fine silk! Yes, silk is so expensive. If you don't keep it carefully, it will really hurt if it gets torn when you travel...what a ghost! What a joke!

Do you know what the uniforms of the disciples of Mozhu Mountain are? They are short brown clothes made of hemp fur, which are rags made of coarse cloth and rotten linen dyed soapy brown!

You, a female crocodile living in a ravine, can actually afford to wear silk?

Where did you buy this thing from the deep mountains and old forests?