The Taoist Sister of a Cannon Fodder

Ding dong.

Hear the doorbell ringing.

In the room, a girl with a double ponytail ran over to open the door with a small excited expression. Before opening the door, she whispered to herself: "I wonder if my wish will really come true?"

Just opened the door.

The person who rang the doorbell directly stretched out his long legs and draped them high against her face, slamming her legs in a small position. The other party's momentum is very strong, and the molesting words originally contained in his throat just forgot.

The man lowered his head and leaned over.

Using a nice subwoofer, she said in her ear: "Will you do your homework today, eh?"

Just looking at each other, he couldn't bear to lower his head.

Those eyes that seemed to be sentimental made the girl with two pony tails blush. She squatted incoherently because of her excitement. She nodded vigorously: "Okay, okay. I'll be good, and I'll go to my homework right away."

"Your order has been delivered."

Pass things over.

The man rubbed her hair again, smiled and said, "Good."

Seeing to disappear from the back of the other party.

The girl with two pony tails was a little bit disappointed and with a sense of indescribable excitement. After carrying the things in her hand, she returned to the house and shouted: "Mom, the food you bought is here."

The mother who was busy doing laundry in the bathroom replied: "Okay, put on the kitchen board first... By the way, didn't you just say you want to take a bath? The hot water is now on."

"I won't wash it today, I will wash it tomorrow."

The girl with two pony tails touched her head and smirked, her head was full of male gods' domineering legs, and finally she felt the happiness of touching her head gently. If you take a bath, you will feel washed away together, so let’s get dirty for a day for the sake of the male god!

The mother came out to dry with the washed clothes.

Seeing her neatly dressed and exquisitely dressed-up appearance, she couldn't help but murmured: "Where do you want to go crazy again? I'm going to eat soon, and I'm going out and messing around again, you make..."

"I'm not going out to play, I want to do homework!"

Mom was shocked: "..."

He looked up at the sun through the window.

Didn't it rise from the west?

"Weird thing."

Closed the door.

The double ponytail girl took out her mobile phone and clicked on the takeaway app. After confirming the payment, she casually gave the seller a good comment, focusing on taking screenshots of her own shopping notes and rider's information. She posted the story about the death of her legs and her head just now in the well-known post of [Big Brother Incident Concentration Camp].

The Lord is an ordinary person.

The purpose of the initial establishment was to spit out his boss at the same table. Someone behind was interested and posted a post to share the deeds of the boss around him. In the first few years, it was not tepid until I was discovered by a popular up who was doing video search for material. After a wave of wind was blown, it became a hot topic.

Popularity is high.

It is easy to be noticed by the public.

Some interested people will use this platform to promote some of their deeds in an upright manner or secretly wearing a vest. If they are recognized by the public as a powerful person, they will win the attention of many people.

Let's not talk about the dark operation behind it.

The reason why the girl with double ponytails posted this is because this post was recently slaughtered by the ‘magic takeaway boy’! The next few pages are all about the takeaway boy.

Almost as long as it is published, the initial attention is very high.

One of the most famous is the god-level takeaway boy who has maintained a record of 100% praise. Among all the takeaway boys, his sorrow operation is particularly special. And as long as it is not a superhuman, deliberate and unreasonable thing that is completely impossible to do, this takeaway boy can perfectly fulfill all his wishes.

It is said to be for five-star praise.

It's not that no one deliberately makes negative comments with pranks or malicious intentions. After seeing real people, and after appreciating his sorrow operation, these people silently shouted a real fragrance, praised them, and wrote small essays blowing rainbow farts.

"It's a pity that the other party refused any calls."

At present, he only knows his name is ‘Chi Xin’.

The takeaway platform will display the rider’s name and phone number, and after being harassed, the setting to reject calls from strangers is turned on. Some "computer learners" wanted to find the other party's ip address to get real information, but unfortunately they all came back. One of the more famous big guys showed up and said that he had lost the offensive and defensive battle with the other party.

The data is encrypted.

Many people who are said to be bigwigs in the hacker circle have not succeeded in cracking it.

Some have also been anti-mockery.

This shows that the other party is either a high level hacker, or there is a super expert guarding him.

After the news broke, some people who were holding malicious intent disappeared all at once. After all, it is the information age. What if you annoy the other party with malicious intent? Who doesn't have a black history? Then, some posts disappeared quickly, either by being cleaned up by the management or deleted by themselves for fear of causing trouble.

Someone started a new game afterwards.

If it happens by chance, he takes the order.

Remarks: Give me a hug, praise me, etc. I will give you a good comment~

According to this example, some small requirements that are not excessive, in line with humanitarianism, do not exceed human limits, are not unreasonable, and do not consume too much time, and can basically be fulfilled immediately, 100% of which will be fulfilled.

some people.

Especially women who are full of girlish hearts and Sao Ling, who is partly male, are looking forward to being turned over by the big guys. In order to increase the chances, they madly order takeaways, just to experience the gangster's show operation up close.

Well, I am also satisfied with the careful thought of interacting with idols.

According to the statistics.

Because of his fame, one person just pushed up the growth rate of the entire industry in this city.

Let's not talk about this yet.

After the double ponytail girl edited the content, she posted it. One is to follow the trend and join in the fun to gain attention, and the other is to share (xuan) enjoy (yao) the heart of a dreamy girl who was killed by her legs and touching her head. This is the same as when you draw cards, you are all r cards, but I have drawn ssr. Let's brush up on the sense of existence.

Someone responded as soon as it was published.

1L: Envy, Envy and Hate.jpg

2L: I ordered the takeaway for several days, and I have never been turned over.

3L: I have eaten it for half a month, and I haven't encountered it! !

4L: Smile, I was hugged and lifted higher than me~

The host replied to 4L: Wow, I only thought of getting kicked at the time, why didn't I expect to have a kiss and hug to raise this request! ! Hey, what a pity. I don't know when it will be turned over again next time.

The owner of 4L looked at the reply.

Inexplicably, there is also a little pride.

Hey.

Your male **** is my sister, the real sister of a female compatriot!

But he wouldn't say that he was killed.

Because I'm afraid that I will be beaten to death.

Ok.

That said, nothing wrong.

Suddenly someone around me asked: "What are you giggling?"

Shi Lin looked up, and when he saw his mother whose eyes were wrinkled from the corners of his eyes with a smile, he controlled the smile on his face to maintain a smile: "I just saw a funny joke on the Internet."

Mother Shi didn't ask much.

She is still happy with her son's change until now. Although I don't know what happened, I can be sure that this change is going in a good direction. She had never believed in gods and Buddhas, and even burned incense in temples and gyms.

Women are prone to menopause in middle age.

Shi’s mother is no exception. He habitually said when he saw his son looking at the phone while holding the phone: “Don’t always look down at the phone. If your eyes are broken, you will regret it when you grow old.”

If it is left before.

If Shi Lin heard these words with a reprimand and command flavor, Shi Lin would have been furious. After being so annoyingly beaten before, Shi Lin's parents would not dare to talk to him like this.

But people are always forgetful, and they will "get an inch."

But this is also Shi Lin's initiative to regress.

Hearing that he was very obedient and put down his phone to look away, and asked in a gentle tone: "Oh, isn't it my sister's birthday tonight? What are the disadvantages of your big meal? I just went out to buy it."

Mother Shi thought for a moment.

The memory loss during menopause was so severe that she felt incomplete and went to the kitchen to check.

Shi Lin took the time to look at the phone again.

Tieba refreshed a new post at this time, saying that he was turned over and wanted to do something big, and he was waiting excitedly.

Shi Lin muttered: "Innocent."

He doesn't dare to do anything obediently now.

Little brother.

You just wait to be taught by Lord Demon to be a man!

At this time, the little brother who was turned over had not done anything yet, but discovered another major event.

Dao Xi raised her eyebrows.

The little brother happily explained what he originally wanted to do: "Isn't this a mall? I left decrypted notes in different places. I wanted to play peekaboo with you, and then suddenly found this thing."

He pointed to a hidden place with a bunch of things that seemed to be bombed.

The tone was trembling with excitement and asked: "There is that smell, big man, isn't it the real thing?"

Dao Xi squinted: "It's true."

See that the shape of this bomb is self-made. As long as you master the correct formula, use the raw materials of folk fireworks and some things that can be bought on the black market to make a rough bomb. The other party estimated that he didn't even think about covering it up, and anyone with a clear nose could smell the smell of gunpowder. This little brother also wondered if this thing was genuine.

Instead of being scared, the little brother asked expectantly: "Big brother, will you disarm the bomb?"

Dao Xi said sharply: "Next time you encounter this kind of thing, you must call the police as soon as possible."

He was a little dumbfounded: "Huh?"

When he found this thing, he was thinking about how to secretly dismantle the bomb with the boss to save the entire mall and become an unsung hero. Hero Meng’s brain replenishment made him so excited that he did not expect that if he encountered such a dangerous and bad event, the correct way was not to make his own claim but to hand it over to the professional police.

Dao Xi handed over the takeaway and said indifferently: "Your takeaway has been delivered."

The little brother was stunned, he hurriedly opened his mouth: "Then fried..."

"This is not something you should be concerned about. You now have three choices. First, call the police, then leave here, then close your mouth and settle the matter. Second, call the police, shut up. Third, choose one of the two."

"I…"

As soon as he opened his mouth to say something, he saw that the other person's indifferent expression became like frost. There was a sense of trembling in my heart, and he cleverly said: "I, I understand."

He did not leave after reporting to the police.

It was not that the police asked him to stay to show the location of the bomb, nor was he too courageous to stay and watch the excitement. Instead, the terrorists jumped out first on the way the police rushed over.

"Hahaha, you all go to death!"

This is still a villain who doesn't like to force direct action. He suddenly jumped out and shouted an opening statement and pressed the remote control in his hand hard: "Explode! Kill them all!"

"..."

The people around were startled at first.

a long time.

Nothing happened.

Looking at him again, there was a look of neuroticism, and a small number of people even looked at him with pity and sympathy.

Care for the mentally handicapped.jgp

"Explode! Explode! Give me an explosion!" The terrorist pressed the remote control in his hand vigorously, but no matter how he pressed it, there was no movement, and he threw the remote control on the ground angrily.

I still stepped on it a few times.

Some people were also stimulated by the plain reaction of passers-by. The terrorists angrily hijacked a customer around him and took a knife from his arms and put a knife directly on his neck.

Angrily said: "Don't laugh!"

The appearance of him pressing the remote control to explode just now was a bit weird, and the kidnapped person laughed a little bit low and laughed directly.

The man who laughed was the little brother.

He originally wanted to run, but he didn't notice any movement and subconsciously thought that the boss had successfully dismantled the bomb, so he stayed and planned to watch the excitement, and then he was unlucky.

Terrorist hands hard.

The little brother's neck broke and shed blood on the spot.

"Ah, it's murdered!"

People have different tolerance to accidents.

The unlucky passerby who was smashed by the terrorists has not been screamed in fright, but another customer who happened to witness this scene nearby called him more horribly than a knife slashed on him.

The scream caused panic.

This time, the people around still looked at the terrorist with neurotic eyes, but there was still a strong fear in their eyes.

The situation is different.

They can calmly watch a fool with the mentality of watching a play, but they are afraid of a madman who is extremely lethal.

Especially lunatics who lose their minds.

The terrorist's excited backhand stroked the little brother's arm again. This time the blood spurted with a large amplitude, splashing on the white tiled ground. The people around who hadn't seen or figured out the matter just now saw clearly this time, and they all looked at that person in horror.

"Yes, yes, that's it, all looking at me, I like..."

The terrorist was in a state of excitement.

"what-"

Start suddenly without warning and inexplicably, and a killer who can do the same to others without hesitation can do the same to them. When someone reacted, they began to flee, and the crowd began to confuse.

This is the instinct of people to save themselves.

The little brother belongs to the group of people who react calmly and quickly in case of trouble, otherwise he would not think about solving it himself if he finds the bomb. Even taking advantage of the moment when the terrorist was in a trance, he broke free and escaped. There are so many shops on various shelves in the shopping mall, and you will disappear after turning a corner.

His escape behavior made the terrorists angry.

He started chasing people in his line of sight, brandishing a knife and attacking people, yelling and questioning: "Why do you all avoid me! Look at me! You all look at me!"

At this moment a baby carriage appeared in front of him.

This is when the surrounding crowd ran away and hit the adult pushing the stroller. He smashed his hand, and then was inadvertently pushed over by other escaping people. The terrorist stepped forward and picked up the child. He watched the child's small neck gesture in the air where the knife was. He seemed to consider how to chop it down.

He felt a cold face when he raised the knife and was about to swing it down.

He blinked.

He looked up and looked around.

Finally, his gaze was fixed on a man wearing a bed sheet and a monkey mask on his face, as if he was holding a toy water gun in his hand. The water marks on the face should come from this toy water gun.

"Catch it with your hands, or you'll shoot."

The terrorist seemed amused.

"Hahaha, are you a fool? You actually treat a toy gun as a real gun. Hehe, but you are a fool, I am a lunatic, and you are a perfect couple. Do you want to cooperate with me? Let these stupid humans tremble Kneeling on the ground, we enjoy the fear and the feeling of being watched!"

"Refusing to cooperate, I shot."

The terrorist was amused and laughed: "Then you shoot, see if your gun is fast or my knife is fast!" Then he raised his hand and waved his dagger to cut the baby's neck.

Nourish.

The water splash hit the forehead.

His eyes widened.

His vision began to blur, and the next second he plunged into darkness.

Dao Xi grabbed the baby who was about to fall to the ground before the opponent landed, and whispered: "It seems that my gun is fast, and I only enjoy the pleasure brought to me by the five-star praise!"

Only five-star praise.

In order to bring her double happiness!