The True Man In the Feminist World
Chapter 7: Men's Self-defense
"Good morning Xiao Lingling."
Zhang Hao, who hugged Lin Ling subconsciously, said hello with helpless expression.
This cute little girl like a doll is Lin Yilong’s ten-year-old sister. Lin Ling and Zhang Hao call her Xiao Lingling. She has a good relationship with Zhang Hao. Before the world changed, she was very well-behaved and sensible, but after the change, she He's a lot naughty, always rushing over at every turn.
"Haohao, you are here, let's go."
Lin Yilong also walked out and immediately pulled his sister from Zhang Hao, and reprimanded: "Don't you know if there is a difference between a woman and a man? It's the same for such a big person, go in and finish the meal. Dad is still waiting to wash the dishes."
"Well... Then, Brother Zhang Hao, we will see you next time."
Lin Ling glanced back at her brother, secretly squeezed Zhang Hao's arm, and then reluctantly said goodbye to him, she walked back to the house very unwillingly, and turned her head one step at a time.
After his sister left, Lin Yilong reminded him angrily and embarrassingly: "Next time you don't let this perverted girl rush on you casually. Let me tell you, I found a few books under her bed. Xiao Huang... Huang Shu! It's all about the neighbor's brother! She is no longer the innocent child she used to be. I think every time she rushes on you, she has no good intentions..."
"Damn! No...no, she's only a few years old!"
Zhang Hao took a deep breath. It's a little hard to believe, are elementary school girls so terrible too! !
"But those little yellows...hey, forget it."
Lin Yilong originally wanted to say something, but halfway through it, he sighed helplessly and asked, "Are you really okay?"
Zhang Hao shook his head and looked at Lin Yilong, who was obviously well-dressed. He was not used to it from the bottom of his heart.
His hairstyle uses gel water, wet 37 points, and carrying a school bag on his shoulders, and he thinks of his sloppy look before, and how unconventional and unconventional he is, but at this moment Zhang Hao no longer thinks about forcing a change. he.
"I'm sorry about what happened yesterday."
Zhang Hao suddenly apologized and explained half-truth as he walked: "In fact, it was because of a dream I had before. I dreamed that the world was the opposite. You were a muscular man in the dream... Hahaha! Then you were not careful. Substitute it..."
Zhang Hao revealed a little bit about the original world to Lin Yilong, but although Lin Yilong found it interesting, he was disgusted with Zhang Hao's dream of him as a macho. Zhang Hao knew that his mind was completely upside down, so he didn't say more about these things. , And then told him about his father's remarriage and the move.
Lin Yilong reacted a lot at first, but when he heard that his new home was also nearby, he felt relieved. After congratulations, he began to gossip about Zhang Qianqin, who is about to become his sister. What is the same as the novels for young boys and the exciting life of living with domineering beauties will develop. Forbidden love or something.
To be honest, Zhang Hao had really fantasized about this kind of thing before. After all, Zhang Qianqin is unusually charming, mature and elegant, and is particularly attractive to a man his age. After all, he is also a normal man. How could he not have any fantasies, but when he thinks of her Zhang Hao, who is about to become his sister, no longer thinks about it.
On the way, Zhang Haosheng was afraid that Lin Yilong would suddenly hold his hand, so he took the lead to hook up his shoulders.
Really, what the **** is that brother holding hands? ? ? But it's okay to hook shoulders and back, but it's normal for brothers to hook shoulders and back, and holding hands is very irritating.
Zhang Hao is still very embarrassed to Lin Yilong. Yesterday, he said that he dared to hold his own hand and squeeze his soft egg. Thinking about it from another perspective, the two sisters were holding hands every day, and they were close.
But one day a woman suddenly thrown away her hand in disgust and warned the other woman viciously that she would tear her b torn apart by holding her hand... This is simply unreasonable, it's really forgiving Lin Yilong to forgive him...
"Haohao be careful, the person in front seems to be a **** donkey!" Just as Zhang Hao was thinking about it, he suddenly heard Lin Yilong whisper.
"Sexy donkey..."
Zhang Hao was stunned. It was not the first time he heard this word full of disharmony. He knew it meant sex...wolf. Following Lin Yilong's gaze, he immediately noticed that there was a surreptitious person in a corner not far away. Look over here, look very wretched, a pudgy woman in her twenties.
"I...Shall we change the road? There are no people here now."
Lin Yilong was obviously very upset. Although the other party pretended not to look at this side all the time, everyone was not a fool. This woman was obviously staring at them. The most important thing was that she had a strange look. She stood on the side with her hands on the side. In his pocket, he was gasping inexplicably, and it was scary to look at.
"What is it? We two big men are still afraid of a short and fat woman? Don't worry, if she dares to harass you, I will definitely kick her away."
Zhang Hao was a little speechless when he saw Lin Yilong's reaction, and it was even more impossible to let him go. He felt that this was a good opportunity to train him, and continued to walk forward with his shoulders.
To be afraid is definitely impossible to be afraid. There is no way. Even if you know that women in this world are strong, but looking at the short and young appearance of the other person, he is really hard to be afraid. He has a kind of kick that can kick her up. Feeling not coming.
"But..."
Lin Yilong was obviously reluctant, but Zhang Hao had to leave him, he could not help but leave him behind. Fortunately, although the other party looked weird, he didn't have any practical actions. He thought about it too much, but Lin Yilong still didn't relax his vigilance, resisting fear, and passed by each other with Zhang Hao.
When Zhang Hao and the others came over, they blushed and lowered their heads, but as soon as they walked away, they immediately raised their heads and boldly looked at their backs, and muttered to themselves with intoxication, "The little brother from Hongxiang College is really good." ! Especially the beautiful man with shoulder-length hair! His half-shown white flowers arms really want to open to see..."
After moving away from the strange woman, Zhang Hao found that Lin Yilong was walking unsteadily. UU reading www. uukānshu.com was still trembling all over, and couldn't help asking: "Hey, Xiaolonglong, are you okay?"
"I... I'm scared when I think of the terrible news. Haohao, let's be careful in the future. The woman's eyes are terrible and disgusting when she sees us. She must be thinking about something very disgusting!" Lin Yilong said .
"Uh... you really have to be careful."
Zhang Hao nodded helplessly. Thinking of the news, he felt that he could not be too careless. Even if he didn't, Lin Yilong's thoughts had completely changed. He must have been harassed by a woman for a lifetime. It was just that he was negligent.
Zhang Hao patted Lin Yilong, who was pale on the shoulder, and said, "But Xiaolonglong, if they haven't done anything yet, you will be trembling with fright. This is not okay. I will work out with me in the future, even if you encounter bad guys. Don't be afraid."
Zhang Hao thought just taking advantage of this opportunity to invite Lin Yilong to exercise.
"Are you talking about practicing men's self-defense skills?" Lin Yilong asked.
Men’s self-defense...
Zhang Hao paused. He knew about the woman's self-defense technique, but it was really the first time he heard about this man's self-defense technique, but he thought it was just like the woman's self-defense technique, which was used to protect himself, but he didn't want it. Practice this kind of thing!
Zhang Hao said with a black face: "What self-defense, I want to practice Muay Thai!"
"Hoho, why do you say it is so terrible again! Muay Thai is not suitable for our men!"
"Be confident. In my dream, the main thing about Muay Thai is our men practicing!"
"You also said that it was a dream. Our bodies are much worse than women, and why do we practice such dangerous things? We are worried about the danger. We can use anti-donkey spray. Haohao, you really are not all right. Right? Do you want to see a doctor?"
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