The Ultimate Student in the City

"Not bad." After leaving the fried bag shop, Lin Sen spit out the toothpick at the corner of his mouth, then looked at Li Zedao with a wretched smile.

Li Zedao smiled embarrassedly. He also felt that he did a good job. He helped justice and saved the owner of the honest and kind fried bread shop from an innocent disaster. In the end, the boss was grateful, and he just refused to accept fried bread and tofu. Li Zedao wanted to turn his face even more of his money, and then looked at Li Ze with a smile and said vaguely that his daughter is 18 years old this year, and she looks good...The pure, kind-hearted and simple-minded Li Zedao said that he didn’t know at all. The boss said his daughter could see what it had to do with him.

The only regret is that the uncle let the red hair **** his mouth alive and break his fingers, which seriously affected his performance. If that sentence was said by him, then this Things are perfect.

"Who made him uncle master?" Li Zedao thought, "pretend to force this kind of thing to him."

"Boy, I'm talking about fried buns." Lin Sen said, looking at him like an idiot.

"..." Li Zedao blushed, and said stiffly, "Uncle Master, I'm talking about fried buns..."

In order to conceal his guilty conscience, Li Zedao hurriedly changed the subject: "By the way, uncle, if there is nothing wrong, I will go back to school for class, and if I don't leave, I will be late...Where do you live now? I will go over after school. Looking for you?"

"What kind of school?" Lin Sen said with a big hand, "Middle school is the place to train nerds!"

"..."

"Look at Uncle Master, I went to kindergarten for a year, and now it's not so good...I rely on, why is the wind so big today?" Lin Sen took out the small mirror he carried with him and wrinkled. Brows combed his hair.

Li Zedao quickly turned around, looking like I don't know you, it's really shameful to have such a stinky uncle!

Looking at the mirror and combing his hair, Lin Sen grinned and looked at his teeth again. Well, there is no food left on his head. He looked at the corners of his eyes. Well, the eye feces were cleaned up and looked at himself again. The nostrils, well, the hair is well trimmed, and they are not exposed...

Then he shook his fists with excitement, feeling that he was really handsome and bubbling, so handsome that other men would want to buy a piece of tofu and hit him to death!

Then he doesn't understand, why is he so handsome and still single? There are already more than 20 women who are so wretched as the boss...Well, not to mention the skewed boss, just like the old monk who is too wretched to be called Tathagata, there is also such a coquettish beauty to accompany him. They roasted chickens together; and the dead foreign devil Dirk also found a foreign girl with **** and big **** who was fighting outside every day.

And I am still single after so many years, is it because...I have too high a vision?

"Hey, it's not that I lacked a pair of eyes to discover beauty, but that the beauty was selected by the boss." Lin Sen sighed slightly.

Seeing Lin Sen looking in the mirror like a neuropathy with a wretched smile on his face, and then another expression of emotion, as if the chrysanthemum could not contribute, Li Zedao's mouth was torn off, and he had a thought. The urge to find a trash can and vomit.

You said that you are a middle-aged uncle, why are you so cute after breaking the jar? Disgusting, okay?

"Let's go." Lin Sen was finally willing to put the mirror away, then waved his hand to Li Zedao.

"Uh...where to go? I still have to go to class, or..."

"No need to go to class, I've already asked for leave for you." Lin Sen said with a wretched smile, "Last night I gave your class teacher, the beautiful class teacher named He, a call, and I told her, Hello, Teacher He, I’m Li Zedao’s uncle of that bastard, I will take that guy to a place tomorrow, so I want to ask him on leave..."

"..."

"Your teacher He is still very good at talking, and the most important thing is...her voice is really so nice." Lin Sen said with a wretched smile, "I don't know if she has a boyfriend...tsk... …"

Li Zedao suddenly wanted to punch Lin Sen's wretched face full of smiles...if he wasn't his uncle's and could beat him himself.

And only then did I know that this uncle had been to Phoenix City a long time ago, and he had secretly observed him for two days. As for the contact information of Xiaoyu, it is not surprising that such a person wants to be alone. Phone number, this is an easy thing.

"Boy, do you want to beat me?" Lin Sen asked with a smile and looked at Li Zedao.

"...Master, how dare I?" Li Zedao smiled awkwardly. Although he really wanted to beat him, how could he admit this kind of thing? Uncle Master is an elder, how can he beat an elder? Besides, even if he does it, he is not his opponent.

The smile on Lin Sen's face even worsened: "I'm jealous."

"Jealous? Why are you jealous?" Li Ze said in a daze.

"Okay, don't pretend to Master Uncle." Lin Sen said with a look of contempt, "Don't you know that a smart person like Uncle Master still likes your teacher?"

"..." Li Ze laughed dryly, "Uncle Master, you think too much, she is my teacher, I..."

"You like your teacher Ho." Lin Sen said with certainty.

"..." Li Zedao was in a trance, he knew He Xiaoyu had a very important place in his heart, but it seemed to have nothing to do with liking? Although he once intended to have **** with her and had that kind of shameful dream, Li Zedao treated her more as an elder or even his mother.

"Besides, what's so great about the teacher." Lin Sen said with a look of disdain, "One of your sisters is also your master's teacher, and what's more, what your other sister used to like is your master's Laozi, now Become your wife..."

"..." Li Zedao was stunned and suddenly wanted to ask a question, and then he blurted out subconsciously: "Uncle Master, how many sisters do I have?"

Lin Sen tilted his head forty-five degrees, looked at the clouds in the sky seriously, and started counting with his fingers. Then Li Zedao was suddenly willing to believe that he was a kindergarten graduate.

After a while, Lin Sen shook his head and said: "Uncountable, too many. Just now I did a serious calculation of more than 20. Who knows if there are more out there?"

"..."

"I want to know how many of your masters are asking your master to go, but I don't think he knows too well... In short, your master is very powerful, he is a stallion." Lin Sen smiled and said, looking at Li Zedao. "Also, don't tell your master about these things I told you.

"...Why?" Li Zedao asked stupidly, he was also shocked that Master had not been able to react to the fact that there were so many women.

Lin Sen was very depressed. He was really dissatisfied with Li Zedao's question. I couldn't tell him because I was afraid that your master would beat me up. Isn't that slap your own face? Then he coughed lightly and quickly changed the subject and said, "Let's go, let's take you to meet someone first."

"Who?" Li Zedao asked.

"You'll know it when you get there." Lin Sen pretended to be mysterious, and then swayed towards a black Jetta that looked like a shabby and dirty looking almost falling apart on the side of the road.

"Get in the car." Lin Sen opened the door and said when he came to the Jetta. As he pulled it, the car made a "creak!" sound that sounded very tragic, and the car body swayed, as if it would fall apart at any time.

"This..." Li Zedao was stunned, this is Uncle Master's car? He also found this car when he just walked over from Wanhe District. He thought it was a scrapped car that was abandoned here. This car... can it really be on the road?

Lin Sen seemed to see through his mind, and said with a smile: "Boy, do you think this car is a bit shabby?"

"Yes..." Li Zedao said very hard, not only is it a little worn out, the tires seem to have blown out, OK?

"Get in the car, and then Uncle Master will teach you a lesson first." Lin Sen said, and then got into the car and sat on the sponge seat with the sofa cushions exploding. At the same time, The car groaned again in pain, and looked overwhelmed.

Li Zedao swallowed, and then he bit his scalp and cautiously pulled the car door, then got in and sat in the back seat, and then the car.

After Li Zedao got into the car, Lin Sen cleared his throat and said, "First of all, do you think Shishu is a very powerful character?"

"..."

Before Li Zedao could answer, Lin Sen waved his hand as if I knew everything, and said, "Forget it, you don't need to say that I know the answer... That's right, your uncle, I am such an awesome character. Not only are people handsome, but they are also extremely capable, and most importantly, they have a lot of money..."

"..." Li Zedao's mouth twitched slightly, he didn't know what to say.

"Since I am such a person, why do I still drive this kind of car, do you know why?" Lin Sen asked Li Zedao while looking at him.

"Because... Uncle Master is frugal?" Li Zedao thought for a while and wanted to ask.

"No." Lin Sen shook his head.

"Because... Uncle Master has nostalgic feelings?" Li Zedao racked his brains and gave another answer.

Lin Sen looked at Li Zedao as if he was looking at an idiot, then waved his hand and said, "Forget it, you can't guess my conscience without giving the answer."

While speaking, Lin Sen cleared his throat, and then said in an upright manner: "For a better pretense!"