The Ultimate Student in the City
Chapter 2405: A pot of urine
The old bird only felt that his body had a meal, and he was almost frightened by the terrible murderous intent released from Li Zedao.
At the moment, he glanced at Li Zedao in horror, quickly turned around, and Yiyan put water in the teapot.
The old bird turned around and looked at Li Zedao anxiously. He only felt that the teapot in his hand was as hot as an iron block.
"Master Guimian, I'm done peeing."
Li Zedao drank all the tea in the cup, then placed the cup heavily on the table, and said gloomily: "It's full."
"what?"
The old bird's eyes widened suddenly, and he couldn't believe what his ears heard.
Does this rootless waste like to drink urine? Or is it that you admire yourself so much that you want to drink your own urine? Anyway, this hobby is really unique.
Do you have a reason to stop people from drinking urine? No. So the old bird hurriedly poured the tea mixed with urine into the cup.
"Drink it." Li Ze said.
"..."
The old bird's face twitched quickly, and he almost choked to death by these words.
Don't you want to drink urine? why me? How can this rootless waste be so vicious?
He tried to squeeze out an ugly smile, begging: "Master Ghost..."
"If you haven't finished drinking within ten breaths, I will pour the whole pot of urine into your mouth." Li Ze said, his mouth split, and he laughed grimly.
The old bird hurriedly picked up the cup on the tabletop, bit the scalp and drank the liquid inside, but only felt that his stomach was distorted badly, and his mouth felt like vomiting.
"Spit it out, add an extra cup." Li Ze said quietly.
As a result, the old bird swallowed back the foreign body that was about to emerge.
"The old bird likes to drink urine? It's really an eye-opener for the little one, and I admire him." Li Zedao got up, his one-eyed star braved the stars, and he couldn't worship.
The old bird's pale face forced a humble smile out of his face, but his eyes were murderous Ling Ran.
Nima's rootless waste, don't let the bird find a chance, otherwise I will kill you.
"Master Guimian is so small, in front of you, how dare you be called a master?" The old bird said in a voice that even felt strange to him.
"Lord Bird, please drink slowly, so that the young ones won't disturb your elegant Xing, Old Bird." Li Ze said with a smile, and the spirited ones are about to leave.
Suddenly remembering something, Li Zedao stopped looking back at the old bird and smiled: "By the way, such a delicious pot of tea, you will naturally not enjoy it for the old bird who cares so much about your subordinates, but let the birds come over. Try it, right?"
"It's...so." The old bird thinks this vicious nonsense is quite reasonable.
How can this pot of such excellent tea be enjoyed alone? Since they should let the birds taste it.
Li Zedao smiled coldly and turned and walked out of the room.
The one-eyed eye is a gloom of expectation.
Li Zedao looked forward to the efficacy of the Duangen Pill developed.
Just now, Li Zedao has put a cut root pill that is almost the same in shape and size as the essence and blood pill into the teacup. When the old bird pours the tea and urine mixture into it, because there are a lot of bubbles, it is also disgusting when added. I really didn't find a pill in this teacup.
Afterwards, this cut root pill smoothly entered the old bird's body.
"After about seven days, the effects of the drug will begin to occur." Li Zedao's heart was full of expectations.
Once the effect is fairly good, the pill can be officially put into use, when...
Li Zedao's one-eyed eyes were full of infiltrating ferociousness, and then he walked toward the alchemy room in a moody mood.
After ensuring that Li Zedao walked far, the old bird quickly put the teapot in his hand on the table, then opened his mouth and vomited wildly. In the end, he almost vomited his internal organs.
Who said it's your own urine... That's also urine, is this something that people can drink?
The old bird decided that in the future, he would treasure every pee he squirted, and reward it to the rootless waste in the future.
After vomiting, I rinsed my mouth vigorously several times before removing the pungent urine smell in my mouth.
His eyes fell on the teapot on the table, his eyes flashed with a vicious gloom, and his teeth almost broke.
"Ghost face!" The old bird roared inside.
But he also knew that when facing the rootless waste of Gui Mian for the time being, he could only look up, and could only bury this resentment deep in his heart.
He grabbed the teapot on the table.
"This is good tea. My old bird cares about his subordinates so much, so I should let them taste it too." The old bird murmured, holding the teapot and striding towards the medicinal material library.
...
The Kunpeng alchemist just threw a pill furnace to Li Zedao, a pill of one grade of pill, and sent Li Zedao to the corner to try alchemy on his own. As for the herbs he needed, he went to the medicinal material store.
Li Zedao is not an alchemist yet, so naturally he is not qualified to let those birdmen in the medicinal material library help.
As a result, Li Zedao was able to swagger into the medicinal material library again. When the birdmen saw Li Zedao, their complexions became ugly, but they had to slap respectfully and disgustingly.
I remembered that this rootless waste was just a sandbag. They beat when they wanted to, scolded when they wanted, and spit when they wanted to spit.
Who knew that in a blink of an eye, he became the existence they looked up to again.
These bird people were so nervous that they didn't know if he would retaliate or something.
Li Zedao likes to see their expressions, so he really likes to come to this medicine library.
"Is the tea good?" Li Zedao asked with a smile.
"Tea?" These few looked at each other, and they didn't quite understand what Li Zedao was talking about.
Li Zedao reminded: "The old bird treasured a pot of good tea. He is so concerned about his subordinates that he didn't bring it here for you to taste?"
These bird people suddenly realized: "Is the pot of tea that the old master bird sent before that what the ghost face said?"
"It's the pot of tea, have you all drunk it?" Li Ze asked.
These birdmen nodded quickly, and each was so moved.
"The old bird said that there is a precious potion added to the tea, so the taste is not very good, but it can enhance the essence and blood, and it is a great tonic." Another bird man looked at Li Ze and expressed gratitude. Said.
Before, the old bird showed such a good thing with a look of concern, he couldn't enjoy it alone, so he brought it over, one cup for one person, there is no more.
These few bird people were moved. They drank the precious potion while grateful, and licked the cup vigorously after drinking. It was really not enough.
It tastes...it's really not too good, no, it can be said to be quite bad, it seems to smell like urine. Of course, they have never drank urine, but the urine they squirt seems to have this smell.
But the taste of the essence and blood pills is not good, so these birdmen didn't think much about it, and even hated to drink more.
"He really said that?" Li Zedao smiled quite gleefully.
"This..." An unpleasant feeling suddenly surged in the hearts of these birdmen. Could there be any clues to that tea?
Li Zedao's expression was quite awkward, and the eyes of these birdmen looked like they were looking at a fool.
"Actually, the pot of tea was rewarded to the old bird. I am leaving the medicinal material library to learn alchemy with Master Kunpeng. I really can’t bear the old bird, so I gave him the teapot. Actually, that It's not a big tonic at all, it's... hey, urine."
"..." The expressions on these birdmen's faces all solidified, and their brains roared violently.
"The old bird takes such care of me, I really don't know how to appreciate him. So I let him pee into the teapot, let him have a drink, and I remind him to remember to bring it and share with you the rest. ...It seems that you are quite satisfied with the taste." Li Ze grinned and smiled evilly.
"..."
"vomit……"
Li Zedao left the medicinal material storehouse in a moody mood and returned to the alchemy room.
In the next few days, Li Zedao lived quite peacefully.
Except for going to the medicinal material library to fetch medicinal materials, Li Zedao stayed in that corner most of the time, with a rather serious look, constantly trying to refine that pill.
Of course, I really like to see those bird-men that tickle their teeth but have to squeeze out a smile, so Li Zedao went to the medicinal material warehouse a lot.
As for Alchemy Hun Peng, he focused his efforts on the few alchemy furnaces in front of him. In the past few days, he didn't even look at Li Zedao, just as he didn't exist.
On this day, the door of this alchemy room was knocked gently.
"Come in." Alchemy Master Kunpeng said without looking up.
The one who came in was not the person who brought me the medicine, but a man in black.
"Alchemy Master Kunpeng, Lord Cat, let you go there." The black-clothed man said.
"What's the matter?" Alchemy Kunpeng still didn't even look up.
In this Xumi domain, the alchemist has such a status, especially for the Kunpeng alchemist who can easily refine the essence and blood pill.
Even Shen Gongmao would not look high in front of these alchemists, let alone in front of Kunpeng alchemy.
The black-clothed man said, his tone became weird: "That kind of situation reappears, Lord Cat let you go over and take a look."
"If you don't clarify things in one breath, you won't speak any more in the future." Alchemy Kunpeng said lightly, but still didn't even lift his head.
The man hurriedly said: "That's it. The big bird in the medicinal material library was suspected of taking some kind of pill to cause ulceration underneath. Now the old bird in the medicinal material library is also festering underneath. Yes, the old bird did not feel any pain."
His mind remembered a certain terrible picture. After the man's body stopped, he felt that there was a gloomy wind blowing through his lower body, it was chilly, and there was horror in his eyes.
After hearing this, Kunpeng Alchemy Master suddenly raised his head, his brows were already frowned, and said, "Is there such a thing?"
Once is a coincidence, but twice?
In the corner, Li Zedao's one-eyed gleaming gloomy light.
"Don't worry, this is just the beginning." He said in a voice that only he could hear.
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