The Ultimate Student in the City

Infinite hell.

The little turtle stared at the old ghost angrily.

It just slept beautifully and had a dream. In the dream, it sits in the highest position, kneeling down with a group of turtles.

Oh, these turtles are all male.

The group of turtles stared at it with adoring and admiring eyes, and said piously: "Long live the turtle."

Then rushed to praise their turtle master.

"Master Turtle, you are electricity, you are light, and you are the only myth..."

"Master tortoise, I love you, just like a mouse loves rice..."

"..."

The little tortoise laughed and let out a rather triumphant laugh.

At this moment, a series of quite discordant sounds came.

"Wow...wow..."

This is the cry of a baby.

This cry made the little tortoise quite irritable, and suddenly he woke up from his dream.

After waking up, I saw the old ghost floating there.

"Your sister's old ghost, don't you know that the most annoying thing about Master Gui is being awakened while sleeping...Your sister's? Where's the baby?"

The little tortoise's eyes widened slightly, only to find a baby floating in front of the old ghost.

The old ghost was too lazy to pay attention to the little turtle.

"Could it be..."

Little tortoise suddenly thought of something, and then he looked distressed, and looked rather disdainful to be with the other side: "Old ghost, master tortoise has known you for so long, and he never knew you were so vicious."

The little tortoise looked at the baby in front of him who was clearly crying "wow" just after coming out of her womb, and even the umbilical cord hadn't been cut.

The baby must have been forcibly taken from the arms of a woman who had just been a mother.

The little tortoise imagined that mother's face that seemed to have broken her whole heart. It seemed to hear her cry of broken heart. The kind little tortoise felt that her heart was hurting badly.

If it weren't really able to beat the old ghost, it would want to beat the old ghost violently, and give justice to this filthy world!

The old ghost ignored the little tortoise, looked at the baby, and muttered to himself: "From now on, you are the child born to that kid and that woman."

The little tortoise grimaced wildly.

It doesn't matter if the old ghost is vicious, and shameless... forget it, after all, this is its nature. Your accusation of a vicious and vicious thing is undoubtedly a rather stupid behavior.

But I didn't expect the old ghost to be so stupid.

It actually snatched such a baby back to serve as the child born to the woman who was still sleeping.

The old ghost had already used the **** fruit to save the life of Concubine Shui Ling, but as they expected, the insidious poison of the **** fruit instantly killed the weak life in her belly.

Still dead, but it is the best result, otherwise it will kill two lives.

The child is dead, so I can't explain to Xiao Daozi.

The old ghost thought for a long time, and finally came up with such a stupid way to the little turtle.

If the child is gone, will it be enough if you are looking for a child?

"Extremely stupid!" The little turtle gave the old ghost a contemptuous glance.

After uttering these two words, its tortoise heart was unspeakably comfortable, and it was extremely satisfied.

Although the strength of the old ghost is quite abnormal, it is not the opponent of the old ghost at all, but its IQ is higher than it, and in terms of appearance, it is a crushing existence.

A simple-minded guy with well-developed limbs and an ugly face can't get on the stage!

The little tortoise looked at the old ghost with contempt, and said, "I said, old ghost, are you stupid? Xiao Daozi has the blood of Nüwa, how could his child not have the blood of Nüwa? How do you lie?"

The old ghost glanced at the little tortoise: "Who said that the child in the woman's belly must be a rascal?"

Little tortoise was taken aback for a moment: "Your sister's, who can be the one who is not a vulgar one?"

"Cuckold, have a problem?"

The little tortoise was stunned, Nima's, is this okay?

"Let's do this... is it too much?" The little tortoise felt that his tortoise face was so stiff, it never expected that the old ghost was going to tell such a vicious lie.

Poor little Daozi, can his thin body bear such a lie?

The kind little tortoise was extremely worried about this.

"It is better to lie to him than to tell him the truth. This is a white lie." The old ghost said quietly.

"Old ghost, my sister!" Little tortoise was really heartbroken and felt that this **** was too much. Why do you have the face to say that this kind of lie is kind?

"Even if this is not a white lie, it is at least better than him and then I kill him, right?" The old ghost said with a certainty.

"you……"

"You can also tell him the truth." The old ghost said lightly, "If you are not afraid of me pulling your body out of the turtle shell."

"..." The little tortoise was already too angry to speak.

"Of course, it's too early to say this. Whether Xiao Daozi can leave that ghost place alive, and whether he can bring the Skyshaking Axe back, will be the test of time." The old ghost glanced at the baby, "So this child is not necessarily Use it."

The little tortoise set his gaze on the baby who had just croaked and said gloating: "Old ghost, did you ignore one thing?"

"what's up?"

"You have no milk."

"I forgot about it." The old ghost nodded, "Little turtle, you go and catch this child's mother to nurse."

"...Why is it Master Turtle? Master Turtle is not going!" Little Turtle said angrily, wanting to slap himself a few times, and it's okay to remind him what to do? Wouldn't it be nice to starve this child to death?

"Because I am better than you." The old ghost said.

"..."

...

Li Zedao swayed to the animal hall.

This is the first time for Li Zedao to come to this gloomy hall.

Before he could enter this hall, a servant greeted him, respectfully shouting a ghost face, and then respectfully welcomed Li Zedao into the cold and gloomy hall.

"Master Guimian, Master Pig has been waiting for you by the fish pond behind the palace for a long time." The servant said respectfully.

Li Zedao patted the servant on the shoulder and said with a smile: "You know, my ghost face is now the most popular figure in the north of Xuhai Peak. I will soon represent Xuhai Peak and the other five peaks to fight for the place in the Eight Gate War, so pig Lord waited for me for a long time, that's something that should be divided, what do you think?"

The servant's body paused, and the smile on his face became extremely rigid.

To dare to say such arrogant words in this beast hall, really knows whether to live or die.

"Master Guimian, please here, the younger one still remembers that you liked fishing with Master Pig before." The servant didn't dare to answer, so he quickly changed the subject.

Li Zedao smiled faintly and nodded, and once again admired that Sumiyu was really amazing, even the fish pond was there.

"I don't like fishing anymore, but I like to invite others to drink urine." Li Zedao said.

"..."

The servant paused again, not knowing how to respond, but cautiously lowered his head and led the way.

"Huh?" Li Zedao stopped, that one-eyed suddenly widened, staring at the servant's face.

The servant's body tensed suddenly, and his breathing almost stopped in fright: "Master Guimian, what's wrong?"

"Your face is a bit familiar." Li Zedao looked thoughtful.

The servant's smile was rather stiff: "Master Guimian used to come to this beast hall before, and he is familiar with the little self."

"Lao Tzu is not talking about this." Li Zedao pointed to the servant's face and said, "I remembered that when I was just reduced to a rootless trash stupid, you seemed to greet Lao Tzu with a stone on his face."

The servant's face turned green from fright, and he was so wronged that he wanted to vomit blood. He quickly denied it: "Master Guimian, you must have admitted the wrong person. The little one has always been in this animal hall and rarely leaves..."

Li Zedao's face sank: "You mean, I deliberately troubled you?"

"This……"

The servant is about to die of grievances, what is this not deliberately asking for trouble?

"What kind of identity is Nima's ghost face, and how reasonable is it? I will be so boring to find you such a trash trouble?" Li Zedao's face became dark again, and a terrible bloodthirsty aura suddenly enveloped On this servant.

The servant was so frightened that his knees weakened, and he knelt directly on the ground, begging for mercy: "Master Guimian, you have a large amount, so don't play with the small ones."

"Playing? You said I was playing with you? Okay, even if I'm playing with you, why can't I play with you?" Li Ze asked rhetorically.

The servant's face was slightly distorted, and his eyes flickered horribly in the depths, but pitifully begging for mercy: "Master Guimian, the little one is also working in this beast hall at any rate. If you do something to the little one, then you don't give face to Lord Pig."

"You are such a trash, do you think Lord Pig will take you to his heart?" Li Zedao sneered, "Furthermore..."

After a pause, Li Zedao smiled inexplicably, and said word by word: "Why do I give Lord Pig a face?"

"you……"

Dao Li Ze stretched out his hand and patted the servant's face in humiliation. His emotions became more and more excited, and his voice was full of violence: "At the beginning, I was also the head of the teaching department. He was the celebrity in front of Lord Pig. , Lao Tzu was reduced to rootless waste because of Lord Pig's negligence! Why didn't you know how to give Lord Pig a face when you humiliated Lao Tzu?"

"Master Guimian, don't go too far." The servant raised his head and gritted his teeth.

Since the soft ones are not good, the hard ones can only be used!

"Nima's, what's wrong with Lao Tzu? How can you help Lao Tzu?"

Li Zedao's face looked like a ghost, and then he threw a wine bottle in front of the servant: "Drink it, and I can ask Lao Tzu to help you."

A stench radiated from the mouth of the bottle that was tightly stoppered, and I wanted to know what was inside.

The servant was hard-hearted for a moment, and he immediately stunned again, crying and kowtow begging for mercy: "Master Guimian, your lord has a lot..."

A nervous smile appeared on Li Zedao's face. He picked up the bottle and pulled off the cork.

In an instant, a stronger stench wafted away, which was really disgusting.

The servant's face looked as gray as death, and he glanced at Li Zedao with a rather vicious look, turned around and ran, yelling, "Lord Pig, help me..."

Click!

The servant's neck fell into Li Zedao's hands accurately.

Li Ze clenched his hands slightly, forcing the servant to open his mouth.

The servant was so scared that his face turned green, tears came out, his eyes were hideous, more pleading.