The unscientific detective in Conan

Fujino answered the phone and listened to Kuroba Kaito's brief explanation of the situation.

The general meaning is that this morning Aoko Nakamori suddenly broke into his house and asked him to go to the amusement park with her and date her until the evening.

Of course he didn't want to.

He was going to steal something tonight. How could a date be as fun as putting on Kaito Kid's disguise and stealing things?

But Qingzi's tone left no room for negotiation, so he could only agree. Then he changed his mind and thought that he might have been exposed. After all, in his impression, Qingzi had never taken the initiative to ask him out on a date.

As the saying goes, there must be something wrong when things are abnormal. It is impossible to take the initiative without reason.

Kuroba Kaito thought this matter was suspicious and immediately sensed a conspiracy behind it.

This date is definitely aimed at me, Kaito Kidd!

My face was just photographed last night, and today I’m being tested by selling my daughter!

That old bastard Ginzo Nakamori is so abominable!

Kuroba Kaito cursed his future father-in-law inwardly, and at the same time, felt that something was wrong.

I can't leave when I'm on a date with Aoko. If I suddenly disappear at the expected time, Aoko will definitely suspect me.

Then, his disguise as Kaito Kidd will fall off.

Kuroba Kaito is well aware of the seriousness of having his identity exposed.

Being alone at this moment, he wished he could be split into two.

Tighten it once and loosen it twice. Once you have a start, things will be easy from then on.

As for the commission...

It's so funny. Of course I won't give the commission money.

Stealing things means losing money, so where would you get the money to pay the commission?

Just give some favors to deal with the freeloader.

Anyway, he is not afraid of the itch even if he has too many lice. He is already numb to the favors and has never thought about repaying them.

Kuroba Kaito thought so in his heart.

Fujino was speechless about his freeloading operation.

You want others to work for free just because you owe them a favor. Who do you think you are?

A great general to whom the Chaoshan people will never be able to repay their kindness?

Very good, very good, at first glance it is identified as lacking brown orange and purple red.

Fujino thought so in his heart, and after listening to Kuroba Kaito's description, he said thoughtfully: "So, you want me to help you avoid the suspicion of Aoko and Nakamori brother?"

Kuroba Kaito nodded repeatedly to confirm: "Yes, that's right, that's what I mean!"

"EMM..."

Fujino thought for a moment, with a "difficult" expression written all over his face: "But you can only do me two favors this time. Why do I always feel a little bit at a disadvantage when doing this job?"

"Two is no less!"

Kuroba Kaito frowned, looking distressed and reluctant, as if he had suffered a great loss. He held up three fingers to show Fujino: "If you really can't do it, use three!"

"No matter how nice you talk, it's useless." Fujino showed his dead eyes and couldn't help complaining: "The key is that you have to return the favor. If you don't return it, you can't just say it casually. Everyone farts."

This thing is like the credit crisis.

It's okay once or twice, but if it happens more than once, you'll end up losing everything.

Kuroba Kaito clasped his hands together on the other end of the phone: "I will definitely pay it back when I get a chance!"

"Tanom, Fujino Amon!"

"Okay, okay, okay."

Fujino agreed impatiently: "Since you, Nobi Kaito, have such a strong request, I will agree to it without any difficulty and serve you on your date with Minamoto Aoko."

“Yeah!”

Kuroba Kaito always felt that there was something wrong with this sentence, but after thinking about it, he couldn't think of anything wrong, so he just felt secretly happy.

Fujino continued, "I told you before not to act so pretentiously, but you didn't listen. Now you're exposed, right?"

“Yes, yes, yes…”

Kuroba Kaito seemed to be scolded by his mother. He was impatient for a while. He just listened and suddenly realized that something was wrong. After thinking for a while, he looked at Fujino in surprise: "Wait, what did you say? This is not right?"

"No, you just said you were going on a date with Aoko instead?!"

"yes."

Fujino nodded happily.

Hearing this, Kuroba Kaito's eyebrows twitched.

This guy wants to go on a date in my place?!

What have I become if you go on a date with Qingzi on my behalf?

Because I was going to steal something, I let my childhood sweetheart date other men...

This NTR feeling makes me look like a turtle man, okay?

Thoughts flashed through Kuroba Kaito's head quickly, and he was secretly unhappy in his heart.

But these are obviously not the most important.

The most important thing is, what if Qingzi mistakes this guy for himself and something happens.

That would be terrible!

Thinking this in his heart, he couldn't help but shudder and quickly refused: "After all, she is my childhood sweetheart no matter what. It's not appropriate for you to go on a date with her, right?"

"Well, I really didn't think it through."

Fujino nodded when he heard this, showing an expression of understanding: "After all, you have a crush on her. Doing this is equivalent to NTRing you. If you think about it, it is indeed not appropriate."

"After all, I, Teng, am not some Cao thief who can be used by all ages."

"What nonsense are you talking about?"

Upon hearing this, Kuroba Kaito immediately showed a shyness of a big boy, and said stubbornly: "Who has a crush on her?"

"Then if you don't have a crush on her, then let me go on a date with her."

"No, absolutely not!"

"Hey, I'm in a hurry!"

Fujino looked at Kuroba Kaito, nodded affirmatively and said: "You get anxious when I say a few words to you, this is not just a secret love, this is definitely a strong secret love!"

“…”

Kuroba Kaito on the other end of the phone twitched his eyebrows, and his face turned red and white: "Never mind whether you have a crush on her or not, you just can't go on a date with Aoko!"

"What if I don't date her?"

Fujino asked directly: "I will play the role of Kaito Kid in your place and steal things like last time?"

"Well..."

Kuroba Kaito hesitated for a moment after hearing this, and it was obvious that he was not very satisfied with this approach.

In his opinion, if you want to steal something, you have to do it yourself.

After all, no matter what, I am the Kaito Kidd.

If your work is done by others, aren't you just a substitute?

Even though Fujino was used as a stand-in last time, he was actually the one who stole the things.

"Neither this nor that, what do you want to do?"

Fujino narrowed his eyes slightly, somewhat dissatisfied with Kuroba Kaito's actions, and complained:

"It's not okay to go on a date with your girlfriend, and it's not okay to steal things for you, so why did you come to me?"

"Don't say I'm Fujino Amen. Even if that beast Fat Tiger comes here, it won't do anything for me today."

"Nobi Kaito, are you trying to embarrass me?"

"It's because of this troublesome matter that I came to you, who have great powers. If the matter was simple, I wouldn't have come to you..."

Kuroba Kaito felt embarrassed when he heard that. He flattered the master a little, then lowered his head like a wronged child.

He thought about it and indeed felt that his request of not allowing others to go on dates on his behalf or to steal things on his behalf was a bit difficult.

…………

Listening to Kuroba Kaito's voice, Fujino could understand the boy's conflicted mentality.

As for stealing, why not let him steal...

Then he wouldn't understand the mentality of this group of thieves.

Seeing that Kuroba Kaito was already in great pain, Fujino simply decided not to retaliate against the other party for treating him as a general.

After thinking for a while, he said, "Well, but if you think about it carefully, there is indeed a feasible method."

Kuroba Kaito raised his head and asked curiously, "What method?"

Fujino said directly: "Find a girl and go on a date with her."

"Girls?"

Kuroba Kaito scratched his head: "But where are we going to find girls?"

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"If I look for a girl, won't my identity be exposed?"

"Of course you're going to find Koizumi Hongzi. Have you forgotten her?"

Fujino said speechlessly that he felt that Koizumi Akako was a really pitiful child. She was actually ignored by this boy.

Kuroba Kaito was a little puzzled when he heard this: "But she doesn't know how to disguise herself... Even if we disguise her, she will be exposed as soon as she opens her mouth."

"Don't worry about this. I'll take her to your father's bar to meet you later."

"oh……"

Kuroba Kaito didn't understand why Fujino wanted to see Koizumi Hongzi, but he nodded anyway.

Anyway, finding a girl is better than Fujino going on a date with Aoko.

Girls can't bully me, right?

…………

"If you want to disguise yourself, you can use a camouflage mask. Kuroba Kaito should have one."

"Body shape isn't a big problem. There's a ten-centimeter height difference. If you don't pay close attention, you won't notice it if you wear shoes with higher soles."

"And the sound?"

Fujino touched his chin and felt that the voice was a bit troublesome. He didn't know whether Koizumi Hongzi's voice would change.

After thinking for a while, he took out a small machine from his personal space.

The machine was goose yellow in color and square in shape, with a red button on it. One side was connected to a microphone and the other side had a small outlet.

[Voice Candy Maker (Purple): A mysterious machine that can transform recorded voiceprints into candies. It is a wonderful technological creation of the 22nd Century Department Store. After recording a sound and swallowing it, the sound can be transformed into a recorded voiceprint. It consumes 1 detective coin and lasts for 12 hours. Note: Do not use it to imitate the voices of certain actresses for perverted purposes.]

"It costs 1 detective coin, which is really useless, but it can come in handy this time."

Fujino looked at the candy-making machine in front of him, thinking to himself - this machine was what he had just pulled out. Although it was purple, it was obviously not a good thing. After all, it required detective coins. But after all, Kuroba Kaito had come to him for help, so he had to help.

Is it okay to charge 20 million yen for one?

Well, I'm so kind.

Fujino thought to himself, and then he forged the voice of Kuroba Kaito and said to the voice candy maker: "My name is Kuroba Kaito. On the surface, I am a pervert who likes to peek into the women's locker room, but in fact, I am Kaito Kid who has charmed thousands of beautiful girls!"

"alright……"

Fujino pressed the button of the making machine, and a green candy rolled out.

He put the candy away, then took out his phone and called Koizumi Hongzi.

…………

Koizumi Hongzi was lying on her bed, hugging her pillow, kicking the quilt and taking a nap.

When she heard the phone ring, she opened her sleepy eyes and answered the call:

"Moses Moses..."

"Why, judging from the noise you make, you haven't woken up yet?"

"Moon...Son of Moonlight?"

When Koizumi Hongzi heard the voice coming from the other side, she suddenly woke up.

He suddenly sat up from the bed and threw the pillow in his arms away.

Then he glanced at the time and coughed awkwardly:

"Ahem, what do you want from me?"

"It's nothing, I just wanted to ask if you have time this afternoon."

"Time... Of course, what do you want?"

"Come out for a date?"

"??!!"

Koizumi Hongzi was stunned when she heard this, and the phone in her hand fell on the bed with a "thump", and she looked a little dazed.

Did I hear that correctly? He wants to ask me out on a date?!

Date!!!

The witch lady, who is a charmer of everyone except Fujino Laodeng and Yu-fearing Xiaodeng, suddenly felt a sense of accomplishment in her heart, feeling that she has reached the peak of her life.

Has my lady Koizumi Akako finally conquered this fellow called Moonlight Child? ! !

Thinking this in her heart, Miss Witch was very excited.

But think about it, I am a proud witch after all, I must not behave in any childish way.

She coughed lightly, picked up the phone and continued, "Ahem, it's a date... Since you've begged me like this, I'll agree with all my might!"

“It’s hard to do…”

Fujino didn't buy it: "Then forget it, I'll go find someone else."

"???"

Koizumi Hongzi was confused for a moment. After she came to her senses, she immediately said, "No, wait a minute, damn it, can you please consider the girl's feelings?"

"Please take me on a date!"

…………

Koizumi Akako doesn't quite understand why they have to go to the bar at old man Kaito Kuroba's house on a date.

But after thinking about it, maybe the atmosphere there was good, so I didn’t think much about it.

Since it’s a date, it must be a date and not something else, right?

She hummed a little tune happily, and picked and chose in her wardrobe like a young girl. She spent dozens of minutes carefully dressing up, and then looked around to see if there was anything inappropriate. When she saw that the time was up, she went to the Blue Parrot Bar.

The Blue Parrot Bar is the same as usual. The old bartender Terai Konosuke is mixing cocktails. Classical music is playing in the bar, giving people a relaxing atmosphere.

Koizumi Akako entered the bar and saw Fujino.

Besides Fujino, there is another light bulb?

Koizumi Hongzi looked at the light bulb and asked in confusion: "Kuroba Kaito, why are you here?"

"Why can't I be here?"

Kuroba Kaito supported his chin and looked at Koizumi Hongzi with narrowed eyes.

Koizumi Hongzi was not too polite and touched her hair: "Forget it, you are just a light bulb here anyway, just don't disturb my date."

"Dating?"

Kuroba Kaito scratched his head and glanced at Fujino.

Fujino, on the other hand, held his glass of wine with a calm expression.

Kuroba Kaito: “…”

This guy is fooling people again, right? !

Helpless, seeing that Fujino had no intention of explaining, he had to ask for help again.

So he could only explain the meaning of "date" to Koizumi Hongzi.

"You mean, you want me to dress up like you and go on a date with Nakamori Aoko?!"

After hearing the whole story, Koizumi Akako looked at Fujino with a confused and stunned expression.

What the hell, he's actually going on a date with Nakamori Aoko...

I thought I was going on a date with you!

You asked me to go on a date with another woman?!