The villain in the book wrote a diary, and the heroine was completely ruined

Chapter 47 Are You Playing Truth Or Dare? Lu Yun: With This Makeup, It Would Take Three Episodes Of

"You are so fucking stupid! The night before yesterday, you used Xiaochaohong to refine the moon eclipse cloth to absorb the stars, don't think I don't know!"

"What are you talking about?"

"What did my sister say?"

"Ah, I guess I heard it wrong."

"I seem to be hallucinating, I guess I was exhausted from pulling it too hard."

"Fuck! Why didn't you pull it to death! Idiot! You are worthy of snatching Xiaochaohong from me?"

"Xiaochaohong was stolen by me a long time ago, you idiots, go wash the pot!"

Lu Yun and the other four:???

The four of them just arrived outside the big formation above Leiwu Peak and heard such a shocking thing.

Lu Yun almost vomited blood.

Zhang Feng blushed and dodged his eyes, looking embarrassed.

He Lu looked at Lu Yun blankly.

"Junior brother...what are they talking about?"

Lu Yun twitched his mouth and patted He Lu's little head.

"Seventh Senior Sister, why don't you go back?"

"No!"

He Lu puffed up her cheeks and pulled Lu Yun's arm stubbornly.

"I want to go with you!"

Lu Yun had no choice but to look at Zhang Feng.

"Then let's go in and take a look."

Zhang Feng subconsciously took a step back after hearing this.

Rejection was written all over his body.

"Junior Brother."

"This formation is already surrounded by poisonous gas, I'm afraid..."

Lu Yun waved his hand and said indifferently.

"Don't worry, my senior sister is a medicine god body, naturally immune to the surrounding gas.

Zhang Feng's eyelids jumped.

You are going to keep talking nonsense to us!

Even my master, the great cultivator in the Refining Void Stage, was poisoned.

How can she resist it in the middle stage of the Nascent Soul?

Seeing Zhang Feng's solemn face, Lu Yun said speechlessly.

"Brother, if you don't follow us, we won't understand the situation."

"And you know, Lei Wufeng and I don't get along, and we might be beaten up as soon as we go in. "

Beat you up?

They are all crazy now!

They can't even take care of Dingmen, how can they care about you?

E......

What Lu Yun said is right.

Seeing Zhang Feng hesitate, Lu Yun can only use his trump card.

"I thought Senior Brother Zhang was a righteous monk of my generation."

"You promised to protect me, and I, Qingxiufeng, testify that it is true.

Sure enough

Zhang Feng blushed

No matter how you complain in your heart, you still have to be a righteous man in public.

These are all the Master's daily teachings.

"Junior brother, what you said makes sense. It's Senior Brother Meng Lang. Then I'll trouble you, Fairy.

Zhou Rong suppressed her lips and stretched out her hand to summon a barrier to isolate the smell and breath.

She flew into the formation with the three of them.

In theory, Zhou Rong's cultivation level naturally couldn't stand it.

But the poison was made by her, and she had already made an antidote and put it on her body.

With the Medicine God Body to stimulate the medicinal properties, it is guaranteed that the poison gas will not invade within three meters.

Putting up the barrier is purely to isolate the odor.

Although they had been mentally prepared, after entering the formation, Lu Yun and the other two were still stunned.

I saw that the huge Leiwu Peak seemed to be raised by a layer.

Not to mention that the original appearance of the hall could not be seen.

Other houses were almost gone.

Especially the disciples of Leiwu Peak who performed all the martial arts in the martial arts field.

All to Lu Yun and the other two were confused. He Lu pointed at a disciple who was kneeling on the ground and kowtowing to the main hall. "Junior brother, what is that thing coming out of his back? It's so high." He Lu seemed to have discovered something, and pointed at one of them with wide eyes. "Junior brother, why is he playing with shit?" "???" "Go, go, go!" Lu Yun's face turned green. He quickly led the three to the main hall. But He Lu was like a curious baby, looking around innocently and covering her nose. "Junior brother, why don't they go to the toilet? Don't they like to go to the toilet? They poop everywhere, it's so dirty." [This fucking Seventh Senior Sister will be all black even if she is split open] The girls: Puff! Hahahaha! Zhou Rong couldn't help laughing. Although it was funny, she felt it was not appropriate. As for Zhang Feng? He had already avoided his gaze and dared not look at it.

However, when he looked at Zhou Rong, he was still shocked. He did not expect that this beautiful girl who looked weak could not be afraid of poisonous gas. The four people fell from the sky and quickly came to the door of the hall. According to Zhang Feng, his master...his friend Zhao Kong, who was from the same school, was behind this hall. But just when the four people came to the door of the hall, a figure suddenly swam over. "Hey, hey? I'm a fish~mermaid~" Zhang Feng looked at Li Fei who was swimming in the manure pond with his eyes wide open. Even Lu Yun could not hold back. He Lu looked at Lu Yun with eyes wide open. "Junior brother, what is he doing?" Lu Yun twitched his mouth and said, "He is trying to be strong in the manure." "Oh...he is so disgusting." Zhou Rong bit her lip and almost laughed out loud. Lu Yun hurriedly led the three people to the hall. The barrier did not dare to be withdrawn at all. Zhang Feng hesitated for a moment

"Junior brother, I'll go find Master Zhao Kong"

"Why hasn't this stupid idiot Zhang Feng come yet? Is it okay?"

"???"

"That's not what I said. A master with cerebral palsy can only teach people with cerebral palsy. It's hard to ask anyone!"

"???"

Zhang Feng was stunned. He was dumbfounded.

These two voices were too familiar to him.

But?

He never expected that these two people would insult him in public.

It seems?

Zhao Kong also insulted the master???

Lu Yun looked at Zhou Rong with wide eyes.

She was very confused in her heart

But Zhou Rong was also confused now.

She didn't understand it either?

What's going on?

Tao Sheng is usually righteous.

Why is Ku Ku scolding people today?

The four of them stared at each other and entered the hall with confusion.

As soon as they entered the hall, they saw Fan Shu leaning against the back of the bench in Kuya.

Zhao Kong on the left leaned to the left and held the handrail.

Tao Sheng on the right leaned to the right and held the handrail.

The main player's butt can't touch the ground.

It feels like he will die if he touches the ground.

Look at the little face again.

The three of them stayed in the Internet cafe for three consecutive days and smoked half a moon leaf.

Not to mention haggard, at least they don't look like human beings.

Especially the one with crooked mouth and evil eyes.

At first sight, Lu Yun didn't even recognize who these three were.

They were all fooled by Lu Yun.

"Wow~"

"Wow, guys, this smoky makeup is awesome."

Zhou Rong and the other two: ………………

[I didn't say that]

[With this makeup, Approaching Science will have to shoot three episodes]

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Zhang Feng looked at the fooled Lu Yun trio.

He looked at the crooked-eyed and crooked-mouthed master trio.

After hesitating for a while, Zhang Feng looked at Fan Shu who was keeping watch with a stern look in his heart and bowed.

"Zhang Feng greets Master"

"Greetings to Senior Brother"

"Greetings to Junior Brother Zhao"

Fan Xu's eyelids twitched, and he said with his face turned sideways, pretending to be calm while clenching his teeth while sticking out his belly.

"Well... did you invite Fairy Zhou Rong?"

Zhang Feng was about to say something polite, but Zhao Kong, who was looking at Zhang Feng straight on but actually "looking straight at" Fan Cheng, immediately spoke up.

"You have two eggs in your fucking eye sockets, right? Didn't you see that Zhou Rong is here? And you're still asking this!"

Lu Yun and the other four:???

On the other side, Tao Shengdao, who was looking at Zhang Feng straight on but actually "looking straight at" Fan Shu, said seriously.

"If you don't need those eyelids, just donate them. Zhou Rong is just standing there. Why don't you let people see what's going on? Instead, you're pretending to be awesome like an idiot."

Lu Yun and the other four:???

"I've been saying since the beginning that Nan Junfeng has a brain-dead master named Fan Cheng, and he can't teach many smart people. Look at his eyes. No wonder Tao Sheng, a country bumpkin, fell into the trap.

Lu Yun and the other four:???

"I'm not saying that! The master really likes to pretend! He can't even close the gate. He just threw it on Zhao Kong's two arms, but he still has to pretend to be awesome!"

Lu Yun and the other four:???

"Weeds!!!"

"Pah!!!"

"Pah!!!"

Fan Shu puffed out his belly, jumped up and gave a large sum of money to each person.

When he landed, he almost slipped.

He was pulled too hard, and his legs were pulled.

This scene shocked Lu Yun and the other four.

"What are you two going to do?"

"Ah???"

"Are you going to rebel against Tiangang???"

The two covered their heads in confusion, with a face full of question marks.

"Master, why did you hit me?"

"Uncle, why did you hit me again?"

"You two look at me when you talk! Look at me when you talk!!!"

"I'm looking at you, Master... purple. I remember it."

"Me too, uncle, I have blue here."

Fan Shu's face was ashen with anger, but with outsiders around, he could only lean back with his belly puffed out.

"You two traitors, keep your mouths shut!"

The two heard this, looking aggrieved.

"Master, I didn't say anything. I was just sitting here quietly."

"Yes, Master, I can't talk to you either. My chest and stomach hurt, and my concentration is scattered. How can I be in the mood to talk?"

Lu Yun and the other four looked at the two people with aggrieved expressions.

A face full of black question marks

"This old Biden is really nagging. He feels ashamed after being poisoned, and he hits me in the face because he has no place to vent his anger."

Lu Yun and the other four:???

"This old Deng must have been poisoned and stupid. He was already mentally retarded, and after being poisoned again, he started to go crazy and hit whoever he saw. I am so unlucky.'

"Fuck!!!"

"DIA!"

"Pa!"

"Aw!!! Master, why did you hit me again?"

"Uncle Master! Did I provoke you and you hit me?"

"You two bastards! Today, I must beat you two rebellious bastards to death!"

"DIA!"

"Pa!"

Watching Fan Cheng jump up with a carp jump, looking for someone with his face sideways, and drawing a large pen left and right.

Lu Yun and the other four almost stared out of their eyes.

Zhang Feng was even more stunned and doubted his life.

Lu Yun said with eyes wide open in astonishment.

"How long have they been suffering from this symptom?"

Zhang Feng hesitated for a moment

"About... two hours......"

He Lu blinked her eyes and looked at Lu Yun.

"Junior brother, what are they doing?"

Lu Yun smacked her lips.

"It's okay, they are playing truth or dare here."

"DE......"

Lu Yun looked at Zhou Rong and transmitted her voice with her spiritual sense.

"Senior sister? What's going on?"

Zhou Rong shook her head in confusion.

"I don't know?"

Lu Yun was startled

"Then can it be saved?"

"It should be... not a big problem."

"Senior sister, look at me when you speak. "

Zhou Rong's face turned red, and she was a little confused.

The antidote she prepared was all prepared according to the medicine they prescribed.

But he suddenly started talking nonsense, which was obviously not the original function of the Five Blessings Powder.

But fortunately, the antidote has not been made yet, and it can still be supplemented.

Seeing her hesitation, Lu Yun looked at Zhang Feng who was stunned.

"Brother?"

Zhang Feng was stunned and quickly came back to his senses.

But looking at the master in front of him, Zhang Feng's old face turned red.

It was really embarrassing.

"............"

Zhang Feng now wanted to find a crack in the ground to crawl into.

Lu Yun waved his hand and didn't care about this.

"You should... persuade your master now.

"Don't look back, we Qingxiu Peak will have to pay two shares."

Zhang Feng's eyelids jumped, and he laughed dryly with a red face.

"Master... Master! Fairy Zhou Rong is here.'

"She may have a way to detoxify. "

Fan Xu heard this, as if he remembered something, and said angrily.

"And Zhang Feng, that bastard, is also making a fuss!"

Zhang Feng:???

"This Erbi! Don't tell me that I'm also poisoned, you have to tell me! And you even brought him to me!"

"I'll give him a hard time when I get back!"

Zhang Feng:???

Zhang Feng was dumbfounded.

No?

I'll go out and call someone to rescue you.

How can this be my fault?

So Senior Brother said to call someone?

And I didn't say you were poisoned.

I thought you three were in the toilet.

Who knew you three were pretending to be deep?

Zhang Feng was so angry that he shuddered.

But the opponent was not only Master, but also poisoned.

"Master! Stop fighting! Detoxify quickly!"

Zhang Feng's voice was not loud, but it sounded like a loud bell in the ears of the three people.

Instantly, the three of them shuddered.

They became much more sober.

Fan Xu stared, looking at the chair, with his left eye looking at Tao Sheng and his right eye looking at Zhao Kong.

"If you two want to live! Shut up!"

The two of them covered their intact foreheads, their faces swollen, and nodded with resentment in their eyes.

Fan Xu was so angry that he was shaking all over. After turning around, he continued to sit on the chair with his belly sticking out, looking at Zhou Rong from the side.

"Since my niece Zhou Rong is here, I will sell my face and ask my niece to help me prepare an antidote.

No matter what.

This is business.

I can't lose face anymore, but I have already lost it.

Zhou Rong nodded.

"Uncle Fan Xu, don't worry. I already know the poison. The antidote...is not a big problem."

At this point, she hesitated a little.

Fan Xu was a little confused.

"What's wrong, niece? Is there something you can't tell me?"

Zhou Rong was a little embarrassed and shy when she heard it.

"Uncle...I am Qingxiufeng...I am a clean-handed person. "

"Master is not at home again. Although I know how to make the antidote, what can I do......"

"A good cook cannot cook without rice......"

Fan Xu was confused.

No?

What (Zhao Li's), what does it mean?

Are you crying poor to me?

This little rhetoric is so complicated.

But then again.

What Zhou Rong said... is not wrong.

Qing Xiufeng, only pigs understand.

"Just fucking Qing Xiufeng's poor look, hahaha! I am dying of laughter !"

Zhou Rong:???

"Pa!"

Seeing Zhao Kong going crazy again, Fan Cheng's face turned ashen and he went up to him and gave him a large sum of money.

"Are you stupid? People came to save you, but you are so weird!"

"Yes! You should be beaten to death!"

Tao Sheng was fanning the flames, but his expression was really serious.

Zhang Feng was speechless.

Seeing Zhao Kong was blinded by the beating, Fan Shu returned to his original position and looked at Zhou Rong.

"Don't worry, niece. Zhao Kong is too poisonous. He is Shi Lezhi.

Zhou Rong laughed dryly.

"It's okay, Master..."

"Qingxiufeng is indeed poor."

Zhang Feng:

Zhou Rong: I think you are also Shi Lezhi!

Zhou Rong bit her back teeth and looked at Fan Shu with a fake smile.

"Uncle Master."

"It's the matter. My Qingxiufeng is poor~"

"A good cook can't cook without rice~"

Fan Shu nodded, as if he didn't hear it.

He looked at Zhao Kong and said.

"It is indeed a difficult situation at this time, but Zhou Rong's niece is here to treat Lei Wufeng's disciples."

"In that case, the herbs for refining the antidote will be provided by you, Lei Wufeng, is that okay?"

Zhao Kong's eyelids jumped.

Suddenly, he felt something was wrong.

Although there was nothing wrong with this statement.

But no matter how poor Qingxiufeng was, it was not so poor that Zhou Rong could not come up with some herbs for refining the antidote.

Especially seeing that Lu Yun also came with them.

The more he thought about it, the more it didn't taste right.

But when he thought of Lei Wufeng's disciples playing around outside.

His stomach also started to feel wrong.

Zhao Kong could only grit his teeth and said.

"Okay, I, Lei Wufeng, will provide the herbs."

"Fuck! This must be taught by that idiot Lu Yun, who wants to take the opportunity to blackmail our Lei Wufeng."

Everyone:???

"Pa!!!"

"Damn it! You deserve to die!"

sit........

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