The Years When I Disguised As a Man at the Noble Academy

Xie Yan didn't reply, but a video call came over.

Xia Wan answered the phone.

Xie Yan turned the phone to pat the two dogs on his lap and asked, "Are they them?"

Xia Wan shook her head.

Then she saw Xie Yan mercilessly pulling off the two puppies on her lap, got up and pointed the camera at the other dogs, confirming with Xia Wan one by one.

However, in the end, there were eleven stray dogs, six males and five females, and two were pregnant, but there was no one that Xia Wan was looking for.

Seeing Xie Yan's darkened face, Xia Wan quickly said: "Give me the contact information of the hospital over there, and I will pay for all the money. Even if you don't find the one I want, you have found so many stray dogs. Dog, you have also done a lot of good things, even if you have completed what you promised me."

"Who needs you to let it go?" Xie Yan was naturally very upset and said, "Wait, I will find the dog you want."

"Okay, okay." Xia Wan agreed in a perfunctory manner. There was a knock at the door, and she said, "Someone is coming, I'll hang up first."

Xie Yan opened his mouth, and before he could say anything, he saw that the call was over.

Seeing Xie Yan put away his phone, the bodyguards who were hiding outside the door immediately squeezed in again and stood in a row.

They knew that they were ineffective, and they were almost buried on the ground.

Xie Yan put down the phone, looked down at the dog hair on his body in disgust, and said, "You guys continue to look around here for a few days, catch the stray dogs here, take pictures and send them to me until you find them. until a dog."

"Yes! Young master!"

On the other side, Xia Wan hung up the phone, got up, opened the door, and saw Song Zhili standing at the door.

Facing Song Zhili looking for her so late, Xia Wan was very surprised and hurriedly let him in.

Song Zhili sat on the sofa and said straight to the point: "I'm looking for you today, I actually want to talk to you about Su Qi."

"Su Qi?" Xia Wan froze for a moment and asked, "Why do you want to talk about him suddenly?"

Song Zhili lowered his eyes and continued: "After school at night, I heard what you and Su Qi said in the corridor. He has no ill will towards you, and his starting point is to worry about you, but his IQ is exchanged for emotional intelligence, so he will tell you to let you angry."

Xia Wan blinked her eyes, nodded, and said, "I know, his words are a bit rude, I just want to hang him for a night. Don't worry, I will give him a step down tomorrow."

Hearing what Xia Wan said, the corners of Song Zhili's lips also rose slightly, showing a smile: "That's good."

Xia Wan stared at Song Zhili, and suddenly said with emotion: "Song Zhili, how do you think I can become a person like you?"

Song Zhili is obviously at odds with Su Qi, but she is still worried that she will misunderstand Su Qi and cause a conflict.

He can do this with classmates who have bad relationships. It's too tolerant and kind. Xia Wan feels that she can't do it in her life.

Song Zhili didn't expect Xia Wan to ask such a question at all, and after a few seconds of stunned, he repeated Xia Wan's words incredulously, and then replied, "...Become someone like me?"

"Yes." Xia Wan nodded vigorously, lowered her head and started counting with her fingers, "Look, he is handsome, good-natured, good grades, gentle and attentive to details, and takes care of everyone."

The more Xia Wan calculated, the more incredible it became. When she looked up at Song Zhili again, she only felt that his whole body was about to emit Buddha light.

So Song Zhili is really so perfect?

She said for a long time that she couldn't find a fault?

Hold.

Song Zhili is also too good, so what is she? Even if she imitated Song Zhili in front of Xie Yan, she would still be emulating.

Why did she become Xie Yan's friend alongside Song Zhili?

Seeing Xia Wan sitting without speaking, her expression was constantly changing, as if she had finished a TV series by herself, Song Zhili finally couldn't help but interrupt, "Xia Mu? What's the matter with you?"

Song Zhili's voice sounded, and Xia Wan stopped her inner world.

She shook her head vigorously, with a bit of melancholy in her eyes, and said, "It's nothing, I just feel that the previous road doesn't work."

The road of imitating Song Zhili was impossible.

Song Zhili naturally didn't understand what Xia Wan was talking about, but out of respect, he didn't ask.

Just when Song Zhili was about to leave, his eyes were suddenly attracted by the ring on the coffee table.

His eyes stopped on the ring for a few seconds, and he asked, "Xia Mu, do you like this kind of jewelry?"

Xia Wan denied it without thinking, and said, "No, it's for others to keep."

Song Zhili continued to ask, "Who is it?"

It's not Song Zhili's behavior to ask the question to the end.

unless…

Song Zhili recognized his master with this ring.

Xia Wan's brain started to work, and she answered a half-truth answer: "I met a strange person on the road today, let me put it away for him, and said that he would go back in the future."

It wasn't that Xia Wan wanted to hide from Song Zhili, but Xie Yan didn't tell her her name today. In theory, she shouldn't know who the other party was.

Song Zhili nodded to show that he knew, but he couldn't help but exhort: "In the future, you should not take things from strangers casually."

Xia Wan smiled with her eyes curling, and said, "Song Zhili, the tone of your words is like educating a three-year-old child."

Song Zhili was slightly startled, and then said, "I'm sorry."

Xia Wan continued with a smile: "Apologize for what? Thank you for caring about me."

Song Zhili also hooked the corner of his lips.

At this moment, a knock on the door suddenly sounded.

"Who is it?" Xia Wan asked as she got up and walked towards the door, while muttering in her heart.

Who is it? What's going on tonight? How many people to see in the end, what a busy night.

The door opened, and Jiang Yushi and Yuchiyan stood side by side with smiles on their faces.

Um…

The two of them laughed too deliberately, exuding an uneasy atmosphere.

Perhaps because of her intuition, Xia Wan felt very dangerous. She didn't even let go of the door handle and asked, "What's the matter with you two?"

Jiang Yushi didn't answer directly, but asked, "Why say it again?"

Song Zhili came over, stood behind Xia Wan, and said, "Because I'm here too."

"That's right, we can knock on the door less." After Yu Chiyan finished speaking, he looked at Xia Wan and said, "Why are you blocking the door? Let's go in and talk."

"I refuse." Xia Wan shook her head and said with a bit of disgust: "Although I don't have Jiang Yushi's supernatural ability to judge whether it is good or bad, the bad intentions of the two of you are already written on your face."

Yuchi Yan stretched out his hand and wanted to push the door, obviously wanting to break through.

At this moment, Song Zhili was standing behind Xia Wan, and his hand also held the doorknob in the house.

The boy's hand was larger, almost completely wrapping Xia Wan's hand, covering it on the back of her hand, holding the doorknob, and also holding her hand.

Song Zhili naturally wouldn't spend time reasoning with Yuchiyan, but looked directly at Jiang Yushi, "First tell me what you want to do."

"Why are you two so defensive? It's like we are not good people." Jiang Yushi said solemnly: "We just want to watch a movie with you."

"...Ah?" Xia Wan asked blankly, "It's so late, what movie are you watching?"

Yu Chiyan lowered his voice and said mysteriously, "horror movies, of course, have to be watched at night to make sense."

Xia Wan said without hesitation, "No."

Who ordered this horror movie? Do you still want to sleep?

Song Zhili asked, "Can't you two watch it together?"

Jiang Yushi shook his head like a rattle and said, "Yuchi will scream loudly, and he is afraid that he will even pinch people's arms. I don't want to be tortured alone."

But Jiang Yushi couldn't refuse Yuchiyan, so he proposed to go to Xia Mu and Song Zhili together, and Dora two would endure the pain with him.

Yuchiyan stretched out his elbow and bumped Jiang Yushi's arm, and said, "Do I want to lose face?"

And Jiang Yushi said: "It doesn't matter, as long as they agree, they can see you like that later."

Yu Chiyan: "..."

Too.

So Yuchiyan looked at Xia Wan and said pitifully, "I have four months to celebrate my birthday, so it's not too much to make a birthday wish in advance?"

Xia Wan was a little surprised.

Is this kind of thing actually his birthday wish?

And Song Zhili reminded Xia Wan with a bit of speechlessness, "Yuchi spent his seventy-fifth birthday here with me last month."

Yu Chi Yan said confidently, "I want to live to be five hundred years old, what's wrong with my birthdays dozens of times earlier?"

Xia Wan: "…"

She got it.

Every time Yu Chiyan asks someone for something, he will take his birthday wish for moral kidnapping.

In fact, Xia Wan didn't want to go, she didn't like watching horror movies.

But when she heard Jiang Yushi's description of Yuchiyan's state of watching horror movies, she became more interested, and now that Captain Yuchiyan was looking at her with pleading eyes, Xia Wan let go and said, "Then take a look Bar."

Seeing the next one, Yu Chiyan looked at Song Zhili again and asked, "Will you fulfill my seventy-sixth birthday wish for me?"

Song Zhili: "..."

Song Zhili looked at Yuchiyan and asked, "Do you have to watch it?"

Yuchiyan nodded his head like a chicken pecking at rice.

Song Zhili agreed and put forward conditions. He said, "It's okay to watch horror movies, but I have to choose the movie."

Yu Chiyan responded with a single sigh: "Yes!"

ten minutes later-

The movie is titled.

"Insect Transformation"

As the name suggests, the film tells the story of a horror movie in which all living things on earth mutate one after another due to insect-borne diseases.

Xia Wan lowered her head, smiling so much that her shoulders could not control the trembling.

Song Zhili actually picked the bug-related horror movie that Yuchiyan was most afraid of, which really took him seriously.

At the moment when the title of the film appeared, Song Zhili took the remote control and pressed pause, and confirmed with Yuchiyan again: "Do you really want to watch it tonight?"

Yuchiyan was naturally scared, but his mouth was the hardest, and he gritted his teeth and replied, "Look! Why don't you look at it? Who doesn't look at his grandson!"

Xia Wan grabbed a handful of popcorn she just bought from downstairs, gave Yuchiyan a sympathetic look, and said, "You ruined your last retreat."

Yu Chiyan: "..."

The words have already been said, and you have to watch it if you don't see it, and no one wants to leave.

A small sofa.

Originally, Yuchiyan and Jiang Yushi were sitting in the middle, while Xia Wan and Song Zhili were each sitting on the small single sofa on the two sides.

five minutes later.

The popcorn in Xia Wan's hand was also replaced with a pillow.

She seems to have underestimated the film.

A black and white film from decades ago, not many people have even heard of it, but it has achieved 0 bad reviews on a platform as harsh as the X valve.

Xia Wan felt that she was experienced in reading horror movies and would not be easily frightened, and she felt a little unbearable at the moment.

The film is well done. The scene at the beginning is the introduction of the protagonist's daughter into the campus scene, which is a very immersive living environment. Because the architectural style of this school is very similar to that of Shengying, in some places, Xia Wan even feels that she is in a trance. Seen at school.

The second is the ingenious use of the director's lens language. Every frame is not easily wasted. The background sound and the lens have created the atmosphere of the horror movie to the extreme. With the complicated and confusing plot, it makes people feel that something will happen in the next second.

Obviously the plot has not yet officially started, but it makes people feel frightened for a while.

After all, for people, the most torment is not fear, but the process of waiting for fear.

And then a little better.

Several horror scenes were within Xia Wan's tolerance, and she even felt a little... Pediatric.

It's like going up and down.

So the pillow in Xia Wan's hand was replaced with popcorn again, and she relaxed again.

When Jiang Yu, who was sitting on the same sofa as Yuchiyan, faced the pain of being beaten several times on his arm, his expression was almost distorted, and he said, "Yuchi, you are really afraid that you can call it out, don't pinch me again. arm."

And Yuchi Yan was clearly trembling, but he still said, "I... I'm not afraid."

Jiang Yushi said in pain: "Song Zhili, Xia Mu, I asked you two to share the burden for me. Are you sitting so far away?"

Song Zhili smiled and said, "Thank you for your hard work."

Of course, he was just talking about it, and he had no intention of sharing in the past.

Seeing Jiang Yushi suffer from Yuchiyan's torture alone is really pitiful, Xia Wan could only move her seat holding the popcorn and sit on the other side of Yuchiyan.

Jiang Yushi was very moved and said, "A good person has a safe life."

And soon, the terrifying scene came again.

A woman's face covered in blood suddenly gave a close-up, the smile was distorted to a weird, and then she slowly reached out to the camera, she grabbed a cat, and the cat had the same face as the woman.

Xia Wan glanced at Yu Chiyan beside her, and found that he was in a calm mood now.

So Xia Wan asked, "Why aren't you afraid anymore?"

Yuchi Yan breathed a sigh of relief and said, "These are all right, I'm mainly... afraid of pictures related to bugs."

Xia Wan nodded in understanding, and continued to eat popcorn.

Until in the movie, a woman's body was slowly corroded and turned into an ugly caterpillar, Xia Wan cried out in her heart.

Before Xia Wan could put down the popcorn in her hand, a powerful force grabbed her left arm.

Because Yuchiyan's strength was too great, Xia Wan was not mentally prepared, and the popcorn in her hand flipped directly.

The silver-haired boy buried his entire head behind Xia Wan's neck and tried his best to hide himself behind her, shaking his whole body.

But now, Yu Chiyan is not the point.

Because the bucket of popcorn flew to the side, Yuchiyan almost completely avoided it, so the whole bucket of popcorn hit Jiang Yushi's face.

Jiang Yushi: "..."

Xia Wan: "…"

Xia Wan stretched out her finger to Yuchiyan, indicating that this matter had nothing to do with her.

Jiang Yushi reached out and grabbed Yuchiyan's back collar, gritted his teeth and said, "You, show me, watch a movie."

In order to avenge the bucket of popcorn, Jiang Yushi stretched out his hand and pressed Yu Chiyan, forcing him to watch every frame of the movie.

Until the movie was over, Yu Chiyan, who was forced to face the deepest fear in his heart, sat on the sofa, his face was pale, and his whole person seemed to have lost his soul.

Xia Wan stretched out her hand and waved in front of Yu Chiyan, but his eyes didn't blink at all.

Xia Wan reached out and pushed Yu Chi Yan's shoulder again, but suddenly Yu Chi Yan grabbed her.

Suddenly falling into Yuchiyan's arms, Xia Wan only felt that the bridge of her nose was hurting against Yuchiyan's shoulder, and the next second Yuchiyan hugged her, screaming, "Song Zhili! It's too much, Song Zhili actually let it go. This kind of movie! And Jiang Yushi, why are you holding my head and watching it... It's terrible! How can that caterpillar roll up people with its body and eat it? It's terrible..."

Xia Wan: "…"

Xia Wan only felt dumbfounded, she reached out and patted Yuchiyan's head, coaxing, "Yes, yes, they are too much."

Jiang Yushi and Song Zhili looked at each other, and the two of them wrote all their thoughts on their faces tacitly—

deserve it.

It was Yuchiyan who insisted on pulling them to watch a movie, but he was also the one who was afraid.

Jiang Yushi reached out and grabbed the back of Yuchiyan's neck and said, "It's almost done, I'll record it for you and send it to your Moments."

Hearing Jiang Yushi's threat, Yu Chiyan immediately let go of Xia Wan, and he shook his head vigorously, as if he could forget the terrifying images just now.

Jiang Yushi raised his wrist and glanced at his watch. He yawned and left here first, leaving only one sentence, "I can't do it, I played games with him all night before you two came, I really can't stand it. Now, go back to sleep first."

However, Song Zhili and Xia Wan did not escape smoothly.

Yuchiyan didn't know when to kneel on the ground, and he didn't care about his image in the slightest. He hugged each of them and one leg with two hands, and said sincerely, "I want to make my seventy-seventh birthday wish."

Xia Wan & Song Zhili: "…"

I was really speechless.

But they could also see that if they left now, Yuchiyan might not have the guts to sleep tonight.

So Xia Wan said: "Okay, you go to bed quickly, and we will leave when you fall asleep, okay?"

Song Zhili also said helplessly: "This is the last time."

Yu Chiyan lay on the bed, covered the quilt and closed his eyes under the "kindness" eyes of his two friends.

After half an hour.

Yuchi Yan looked at the ceiling sadly and said, "I can't, I can't sleep, I really can't sleep."

Xia Wan couldn't bear it anymore and asked, "What do you want?"

Before Xia Wan could finish her sentence, she saw Yuchi Yan huddled in the corner, with her head down, and said, "I'm sorry, let's go."

Messy silver hair, pale complexion, and the feeling of being abandoned by the moonlight on him was rarely seen in Yuchiyan.

He raised his head and glanced at Xia Wan and Song Zhili quietly, there were still some tears in his eyes, and then his head was buried even lower.

At this moment, he is vulnerable and needs to be protected.

hateful…

It really looks like a cat!

As a cat teacher, Xia Wan really couldn't refuse.

At this moment, the sound of the system suddenly sounded.

[Friendly reminder to the host, the progress of the strategy may be regressed]

Xia Wan asked cautiously, "What do you mean?"

【Host Raiders Progress 2/4】

[However, if a character who has been conquered has a drop in the host's favorability, the progress will also be reduced]

Xia Wan understood.

In other words, if Yuchiyan or Jiang Yushi didn't want to be friends with her, the progress would become 1/4, or even 0/4.

So finally-

Three people were lying sideways on Yuchiyan's big bed.

Xia Wan placed her pillow between Yu Chi Yan and Yu Chi Yan on the grounds that her sleeping position was unsightly, and then lay facelessly at the end of the bed.

She knows, she knows!

You can't be soft-hearted towards Yuchiyan, his shameless character will definitely take an inch! !

Xia Wan originally didn't want to agree, she was a girl anyway, but because Yu Chiyan casually said, "What's wrong with all brothers squeezing on the same bed", her instinct was a little guilty, and now the three of them are squeezed together on the same bed.

Yu Chiyan was in the middle, and there were people on the left and right who gave him a full sense of security.

And Xia Wan was lying at the end of the bed, she didn't have any intention of sleeping, she just waited for Yuchiyan to fall asleep and leave quickly.

It's true, Xia Wan is not sleepy at all, not at all...

The girl buried her entire face in the quilt, and the last words in her mind before she lost consciousness were—

Why?

Why is Yuchiyan's bed so soft? It's so comfortable too!

Woohoo, she must get the same mattress from Yuchiyan tomorrow.

In the morning, I don't know what time it is.

Yu Chi Yan slept soundly with the pillow beside him, turned over, and threw the pillow to Song Zhili's side.

Then turned over again, and turned back again.

There was no longer any obstacle between Xia Wan and Yu Chiyan.

And Song Zhili also got a headache due to Yuchiyan's movement and noise. Anyway, Yuchiyan fell asleep, Song Zhili kicked him unceremoniously to keep him away from him.

Yu Chi Yan was still asleep. After being kicked, his body instinctively moved away from Song Zhili, and moved closer to Xia Wan.

And Xia Wan's sleeping posture...

Bad, always bad.

In his sleep, Yuchiyan felt something cold stick to his shoulder, and then something clung to his waist.

Yuchi Yan, who was sleeping, tried her best to open her eyes.

He succeeded.

I saw the giant caterpillar in the horror movie last night in front of him, just like the one in the movie, wrapping his body around him.

The instinct to survive made Yuchi Yan struggle with all his strength, accompanied by—

"Bang" sound.

Xia Wan fell to the ground, and a roar sounded at the same time: "Who? Who is plotting against me!"

Such a voice naturally completely woke Song Zhili and Yu Chiyan.

The light in the room was turned on by Song Zhili. The dazzling light made the young man squinted to look at the place where the sound came from, but it widened again when he saw Xia Wan sitting on the ground. He never expected to wake up in the middle of the night to see this. one scene.

Immediately, in front of Xia Wan, Song Zhili resolutely stretched out her leg and kicked Yuchiyan's second foot, and said coldly, "Wake up."

Everything just now, including what he saw when he opened his eyes, was just Yu Chiyan's dream.

Three in the morning.

Normal people are sleeping.

Abnormal people are fighting.

Xia Wan: "You let me go! I have to go! I'll have a concussion if I fall again!"

Yu Chiyan: "It was Song Zhili who kicked me first! I have an impression! He definitely kicked me! Otherwise, I wouldn't have rolled over to you! And it was your hand that hit me! I thought it was a caterpillar. …”

Xia Wan: "You are the caterpillar! Your whole family is a caterpillar! And what about the pillows? Say it! The pillow I put in the middle!"

Song Zhili raised the pillow that should not have appeared in his hand, and calmly presented the facts and reasoned, "Although this pillow is with me now, no matter how I think about it, it is impossible for me to get it myself."

Xia Wan covered her forehead, still angry enough.

Although it was said that because the bed was not high, the lower body fell to the ground first, so she woke up in time and the fall didn't hurt, but she couldn't control her upper body and hit the end of the bed!

Yu Chiyan! It's all Yu Chiyan's fault!

Xia Wan couldn't bear it any longer, she rolled up her sleeves and wanted to have a showdown with Yuchiyan.

Yuchiyan took two steps back and saw that Xia Wan was really coming, he immediately hid behind Song Zhili and said, "I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I look like a caterpillar! Can I be a caterpillar?"

The two looked like they were about to fight in the next second.

Xia Wan angrily walked up to Song Zhili and asked, "Are you going to protect him?"

Song Zhili did not answer Xia Wan's question, but raised his hand to touch the slightly swollen part of her forehead, and asked in a low voice, "Does it hurt?"

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