Boys' dormitory.
When Xia Wan came back, she saw Yuchiyan, Jiang Yushi and Su Qiqi standing at her door.
Xia Wan took a step back and asked suspiciously, "Are you all waiting for me?"
Why would Su Qi be with them both? So weird.
The three nodded together.
It was Jiang Yushi who stood up and said, "Xia Mu, you open the door first, we have something to say to you after going in."
"Oh, good." Xia Wan responded, then opened the door and walked in.
The three of them followed one after another and quickly sat in a row on the sofa.
Xia Wan looked back at Su Qi, and asked somewhat incomprehensibly, "When did you play with them?"
Su Qi immediately denied: "No."
Yuchiyan echoed: "Yes, how is it possible, we just met by chance."
"Okay, okay." Xia Wan nodded and asked helplessly, "Then what's the matter with you?"
The three of you look at me, I look at you, and no one speaks.
"Cough cough." Yu Chiyan coughed twice, stretched out his elbow and poked Jiang Yushi who was beside him, and said, "You talk."
Jiang Yushi smiled, looked at Su Qi again, and said, "Otherwise, classmate Su, let's talk about it."
Su Qi gritted his teeth with a smile.
Seeing the hesitant appearance of the three, Xia Wan rolled her eyes.
Did you say it happened by chance? They are pushing each other away, obviously for the same thing.
So Xia Wan called her name directly: "Yuchiyan, tell me."
A mask of pain immediately appeared on Yuchiyan's face, while Jiang Yushi and Su Qi, who "escaped", breathed a sigh of relief at the same time.
Under Xia Wan's threatening eyes, Yuchiyan took a deep breath and said in a structured language: "Actually, it's nothing serious, I just wanted to ask you, we all know that our school has F4, but do you know who the school beauty is?"
Xia Wan followed his words and asked, "Who is it?"
Yu Chiyan's eyes were erratic, and then he replied, "We were your sister in the first year of high school, Meng Qing in the second year of high school, and we haven't started the evaluation yet in the third year of high school."
Xia Wan: "So what?"
So what did Yu Chiyan want to say? Who is the school flower and what does it have to do with her?
Yuchiyan stammered: "So... that's why I just wanted to ask, you, who do you think is more beautiful, your sister or Meng Qing?"
Xia Wan: "...?"
What is this weird question?
It was Jiang Yushi who interrupted Yuchiyan and said helplessly, "Let me tell you, Xia Mu, do you know who was the school girl of the first two years of Public No. 7 Middle School?"
Xia Wan: "…"
At first glance, Jiang Yushi's question was similar to Yu Chiyan's, but it was actually more cunning than him.
Xia Wan just wanted to answer how it was possible to know this, but suddenly remembered that Xu Yaoyao was in No. 7 High School before transferring to another school, and asked tentatively, "Could it be Xu Yaoyao?"
Jiang Yushi nodded immediately: "You're right."
Xia Wan asked again: "So what?"
Jiang Yushi reacted to the same style as Yu Chiyan, stumbling over the same style: "So... so I want to ask, you, who do you think is more beautiful, Meng Qing or Xu Yaoyao?"
Xia Wan: "…"
What the **** are they all crazy about?
Or Su Qi really couldn't stand it any longer, and said coldly: "You two have a relationship with him, are you too embarrassed to say yes? Then let me tell you."
Xia Wan smiled but said, "If you want to ask my sister or Xu Yaoyao who is more beautiful, the three of you can get out together now."
"Who wants to ask you such a question?" Su Qi's expression became much more serious, and said, "Xia Mu, we took you as a friend and saved you face, and we have endured it until now."
Yuchiyan and Jiang Yushi nodded together: "Yes, yes, give you face."
Su Qi continued: "Xia Mu, I don't know what kind of education you have received abroad, but there are many things you can't do in China. If you don't understand, we can teach you, but you absolutely cannot. Don't go astray, go astray, and become scum."
Yuchiyan and Jiang Yushi continued to nod their heads in agreement: "Yes, yes, you can't be scum!"
At this moment, Jiang Yushi and Yu Chiyan looked at Su Qi as if there was light in their eyes, and Su Qi was their three-dimensional mouth substitute.
These words made Xia Wan confused, so she asked, "So Su Qi, what are you trying to say?"
Su Qi still didn't point it out directly, but asked euphemistically, "If tomorrow, Yuchiyan brought two girls to announce in the whole school that they were his girlfriends, what would you think?"
Xia Wan was stunned: "Of course I have to hit him."
Seeing Xia Wan "going on the road" like this, Su Qi immediately continued to guide her and asked, "Why?"
Without thinking, Xia Wan replied, "He and my sister have not resolved their engagement. He can fall in love if he wants to, but he has to keep a low profile, so that everyone knows how shameless my sister is."
Su Qi: "…"
Is this the **** point?
Su Qi took a deep breath and said again: "Assume the premise: Yu Chiyan has broken off the engagement with your sister, and he now has two girlfriends at the same time."
"Then let him be whatever he wants. He can have as many girlfriends as he wants..."
Xia Wan was halfway through speaking, and suddenly realized that something was wrong, stopped and blinked, wondering, "He has two girlfriends?"
"Yes, there are two." Seeing Xia Wan finally grasping the point, Su Qi asked again, "So what do you think?"
Xia Wan blurted out: "How is it possible? He can't even have a girlfriend with such a bad character."
Jiang Yushi immediately got up and gave Xia Wan a high five, agreeing very much: "Well said!"
Yu Chiyan: "?"
Su Qi couldn't bear it any longer, looked at Jiang Yushi and said, "Can you stop coaxing along? Why don't you come and talk to Xia Mu?"
Jiang Yushi immediately waved his hand, returned to Yuchiyan and sat down again, and stretched out a hand to cover his mouth, indicating that he would not speak any more.
Before Su Qi could continue to ask, Xia Wan finally took the initiative to say what he had tried so hard to listen to: "You don't need to assume that the premise is Yu Chiyan, no boy can have two girlfriends at the same time, unless He's scum."
"That's right!" Su Qi patted the coffee table in front of him very excitedly, and said righteously: "A boy has two girlfriends? This is moral decay! The lack of humanity! We can't stand such scum in our lives! How can girl manga be 1v2? We are not harem manga!"
Yu Chiyan also patted the coffee table: "Well said! I have a girlfriend I don't know how to cherish, so I want to find two? We must condemn this kind of person together! He is a mouse crossing the street! Man harem? Su Qi, what are you talking about?"
Of course, Yu Chi Yan didn't get an answer from Su Qi.
Jiang Yushi's voice was much softer than theirs, and persuaded: "But if this person is a first-time offender and has repentance, we can give him a chance to rehabilitate and accompany him to be a new person."
Seeing the indignant expressions of the three, Xia Wan was also moved by this atmosphere and said, "That's right! Well said!"
Eight eyes are opposite.
Xia Wan was silent for two seconds, but still didn't understand: "So what? Are there such people in our lives?"
Yuchiyan nodded, and said yin and yang strangely: "Yes, not only there, but also by our side, it's very scary."
Jiang Yushi also twitched the corners of his lips and said, "We have a very close relationship."
Xia Wan: "?"
right next to them? Are you close to them?
Is it...
Xia Wan looked at the three in front of her and covered her mouth in shock: "Song Zhili actually pedals two boats? No way?"
This is too obvious. Yuchiyan and Jiang Yushi came to find her today, and even Su Qi called her but not Song Zhili. Couldn't it be Song Zhili?
But Song Zhili could never be that kind of person, there must be some misunderstanding.
However, what responded to Xia Wan was the three people in front of them leaning back and forth on the sofa, and howling in pain and questioning each other.
"Ah! It's annoying!"
"Does he really not understand or pretend not to understand!"
"Scumbag! This is a righteous scumbag! I misread him!"
"It's more human than Xie Yan!"
…
In an unknown corner, Xie Yan sneezed.
At this moment, looking at the three people in front of her who were about to collapse, Xia Wan finally understood that the scum they were talking about... seemed to be herself?
I didn't react just now, but now I recall what the three of them kept implying and emphasizing—
Meng Qing, Xu Yaoyao, two girlfriends.
Xia Wan grasped these key words and immediately understood, so she asked, "Did you all see it just now?"
Yuchiyan was furious: "Yes! We all saw it clearly! I misread you Xia Mu! You are not human!"
And Xia Wan couldn't care about this at the moment, and quickly asked: "Did you not hear anything?"
If they heard her, her identity would be completely exposed.
No, if they heard it, they would not have such doubts.
Sure enough, Su Qi even stretched out a hand to cover his heart, and said slowly, "Is there anything more terrifying than what we have seen?"
Even Jiang Yushi looked at Xia Wan with suspicion.
Yu Chiyan already felt that he couldn't speak: "Do you have a third girlfriend?"
Xia Wan hurriedly shook her head and tried her best to deny: "No, really no more."
Jiang Yushi stretched out his index finger between his eyebrows and gently rubbed it to relieve the headache, and said, "Okay, there aren't three, right? Then you can explain these two girlfriends to us."
"No two! I don't have a girlfriend!" Xia Wan felt extremely wronged at the moment, and said, "It was an accident."
"Accident?" Yuchiyan sneered and said, "I think the three of you laughed very happily at the time."
Xia Wan: "…"
Shit, it's really hard to do now.
The picture they saw was too easy to misunderstand, and she couldn't explain it even with her mouth.
Xia Wan: "Would you believe me if I said I was actually related to them by blood?"
What answered her was dead silence, and the expressions on the faces of the three of them that were almost written "Look, they are scum as expected."
Xia Wan: Headache.jpg.
Yuchiyan said solemnly, "If you don't explain it to us, we can only go to Song Zhili."
Xia Wan: "…"
Why did Yuchiyan say this with a gesture of suing the teacher!
But Xia Wan still instinctively shook her head desperately.
No, Song Zhili should not know about this.
With Song Zhili's IQ, it is very possible to realize that her relationship with Xu Yaoyao and Meng Qing is "abnormal".
And once people become suspicious of something, then there will only be more and more flaws discovered next.
So now, no matter what the reason is, she must stabilize the three people in front of her and make them willing to help her hide this secret.
So, Xia Wan squatted on the ground, buried her face in her knees, and cried out.
The sudden change of Xia Wan's attitude left the three of them at a loss for a moment, you look at me, I look at you.
It was Jiang Yushi who walked up to Xia Wan first, patted her shoulder and comforted: "Don't cry, since we came to you, we still want to give you a chance."
And Su Qi said: "Crying is useless, we need to solve the problem."
Yuchiyan took out a few pieces of paper and handed it to Xia Wan, opened his mouth, but couldn't bear to say anything more to blame.
Xia Wan buried her head and pinched her legs several times before she finally had tears.
She raised her head and looked at the three people in front of her sincerely: "If I am willing to tell you the truth, can you really keep it a secret for me and not discriminate against me? And in the future, none of you can laugh at me about this."
Yu Chiyan was the first to nod: "As long as you can confess and refuse to be strict and reform, we are still willing to be the best brother with you."
Jiang Yushi also said: "We are not the ones who turn over the old accounts."
Xia Wan took a deep breath and stood up, showing a sad and painful look.
Then, she lowered her head—
Looking at his crotch, he reached out and touched it lightly.
Yuchiyan & Jiang Yushi & Su Qi: "...?"
The three looked at each other.
Xia Wanxi ran to the sofa a lot, buried her face on the sofa, choked up and told the story of "Xia Mu".
"As you all know, because I am the younger brother in the womb of the dragon and the phoenix, the nutrition was absorbed by the elder sister when I was in my mother's belly, so I was not in good health since I was a child, and I went abroad to see a doctor very early to recuperate. But you don't know. It's...I...I..."
Having said that, Xia Wan sobbed several times before continuing: "In fact, apart from my poor health, the growth there is not good, and it is much smaller than ordinary boys. And... and I can't even get hard. …
I went to play at my house that day. After you left, Xu Yaoyao and Meng Qing accidentally saw my diary and learned my secret. So they have been comforting me and encouraging me. Today I told them that I want to understand. I will live confidently in the future. If I can meet someone who doesn't dislike me, it will be better. If I don't, I will live strong go down. They were both very happy for me, so they kissed my cheek to encourage me. "
Yuchiyan & Jiang Yushi & Su Qi: "???"
ah? ? ?
The three were dumbfounded together.
Weird, think again.
No, it's still weird.
Yu Chi Yan's suspicious gaze fell on Xia Wan's buttocks and began to think—
ah?
Is it really that small there? How small is that?
Xia Wan turned her head and glanced over the three of them.
In order to make the play more realistic, Xia Wan looked at them and invited sincerely: "Or we will put on a movie, and the four of us will watch together with our pants off. After you finish watching, you will compare them. Trust me!"
After Xia Wan finished speaking, she walked directly to Yuchiyan, reaching out to pick off his pants.
Yu Chiyan: "?!"
Yuchiyan tried his best to protect his pants, and quickly ducked back: "Don't come here!!"
But Xia Wan was very excited: "Don't hide! All four of us have taken off! In the future, we will take off our pants and see X's friendship!"
But Yu Chiyan's attitude was firm, with a pair of trousers in the trousers, and Xia Wan was helpless, so she could only look back at Su Qi and Jiang Yushi.
Su Qi: "…"
Jiang Yushi: "???"
Just for a second.
The three of them ran away in a hurry, one running faster than the other.
Xia Wan stood at the door and shouted: "Don't run! What's wrong with taking off your pants? Everyone! Don't be shy!"
Three doors, one closing faster than the other.
Xia Wan stood leaning against the door with her arms around her chest, hooked her lips, and a smug look on her face.
The play is over, work is over.
However, the moment Xia Wan turned around, her smile froze.
Looking at the familiar figure standing not far away, Xia Wan took a step back in fright.
Xia Wan stammered: "Song... Song Zhili, good... what a coincidence."
"What a coincidence." Song Zhili responded, walked to Xia Wan, his eyes fell on her trousers, and looked back at the closed door over Yuchiyan and Jiang Yushi.
Then Xia Wan heard Song Zhili's voice and asked with some doubts: "What pants did you guys take off just now?"
Xia Wan: "…"
Help.
The author says:
True Injustice·True Xiamu: I don't really want to go back to China, my face has already been lost by my sister at school :)
Thank you to the little angel who voted for me or irrigated nutrient solution during 2022-07-2421:18:31~2022-07-2500:04:44~
Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: 1 Yanxiang;
Thanks to the little angel who irrigated the nutrient solution: 10 bottles of Jiang Shenwan, Qingqi, Sha; and Xia Yan into married life, -v-19 Jun, 888, sweet pear sparkling water, a mourning little waste 5 bottle; 2 bottles of rapeseed flowers for a girl; 1 bottle of every day I want to lie down, Gu Zhixiang, orange vv, Wangzai milk;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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