There Is A Dragon In My Well
Chapter 143 Monkey Knows Martial Arts?
Damn it!
Bai Qi was excited.
His boss turned out to be an immortal cultivator!
Although Chu Qiu did not admit it personally, all the signs were already clear.
Chu Qiu is an immortal cultivator!
Although he has received nine years of compulsory education, even though he believes in science!
But apparently, science abandoned him!
Although he also found it unbelievable, the fact was right in front of him.
Because there are so many things about Chu Qiu that science cannot explain!
Bai Qi really didn't expect that he would end up following an immortal cultivator by mistake. How fucking lucky is this? ?
Are you afraid that your ancestral graves are covered in smoke?
Now he can think of it even if he thinks with his butt!
As long as you follow the boss with all your heart, and as long as you don't seek death, your future achievements will definitely be beyond imagination...
So he decided!
No matter what, he will seize the entire killer organization, control it in his hands, and become a sharp sword for the boss!
Only in this way can he gain a firm foothold next to his boss in the future!
"What are you thinking about?"
Chu Qiu looked at Bai Qi's excited expression and didn't criticize it.
Today I deliberately showed some unusual methods, the purpose is to give the other party a reassurance!
Tell the other person that if you follow me, you will have a bright future!
If you betray yourself, you must first consider the terrifying price of facing the revenge of an immortal cultivator!
"Oh, no, I didn't think about it!" Bai Qi smiled quickly.
Just this smile affected the injury on his face, and it suddenly hurt and made him gasp.
Seeing him like this, Chu Qiu threw the herbal tea bottle filled with spirit wine directly into his arms.
"Take this bottle of spiritual wine with you when you leave tomorrow!"
"If you are injured or in a dangerous situation, you can take some to quickly restore your physical strength and exhaustion!"
"This, boss, this is too expensive!" Bai Qi said in surprise.
"Since I gave it to you, just take it!"
"Stop whining like a bitch!"
After Chu Qiu finished speaking, she didn't give him a chance to refute, and went straight into the room to sleep.
Bai Qi was left where he was, excited and moved, and it took him a long time to rest.
And Bai Ling, who had been sitting on the bed with his ears raised.
At this moment, when he heard the sound of Chu Qiu entering the room, he quickly lay down on the bed with a guilty conscience.
What she didn't expect was that as soon as she lay down, she felt sleepy and fell asleep.
However, she fell asleep.
But she has tens of thousands of fans on Douyin, but she can't sleep.
Everyone stared at the video she accidentally sent.
"I'll go! Is this video serious? A monkey actually knows martial arts?"
"Who is so awesome that he can teach a naughty monkey to look like this?"
"Yeah, that's awesome! If he had been born a few decades earlier, how could there be anything about a six-year-old boy and his old man in Journey to the West?"
"Fuck, is this a monkey?"
"My martial arts skills are even better than mine!"
"It feels like you can teach me how to be a good person in minutes!"
"It's incredible, and if you pay attention to its posture and movements, it's clearly contemptuous and arrogant!"
"I just want to know how the guy standing opposite him feels about being looked down upon by a monkey and rubbed against the ground. Isn't it going to leave a psychological shadow?"
"It's a pity that the video was too dark and blurry, so you can't clearly see the expressions of the monkey and the man, otherwise it would have been even more exciting."
However, just when most people complained because they could not see the video clearly.
The monkey in the video suddenly made the human sound of "chica".
Many fans who were playing on their mobile phones were shocked.
"Shall I go? Am I hallucinating?"
"That was the sound the monkey made just now?"
Many people were surprised and thought they heard it wrong, so they quickly moved the video back a little.
This time. They listened and watched carefully with all their concentration.
When the video showed the monkey waving, the sound of "chica" suddenly came out again.
Perhaps due to the shooting distance, the sound of "chica" was not loud, but it came out clearly.
Matching the gestures and movements of the monkey, it was obvious that it came from its mouth.
"Fuck!"
At this moment, many people couldn't help but burst out.
Some fans who were originally lying on the bed watching the video suddenly sat up.
"Oh my god, the monkey is talking? Has he become a spirit?"
"Here, it's really the sound made by a monkey, and it's so standard. If Zha Zhahui sees this video, how can he be embarrassed!?"
Especially when some female fans saw this scene, they were so excited that they slapped their husband like a dead pig.
"Husband, wake up, wake up! Look at this monkey, it can actually speak the language of us humans!"
"You're sick of riding a horse. I'm sleeping soundly. Why did you hit me?"
The husband of a certain fan suddenly became anxious.
"No, look at this video, the monkey is talking!" the female fan said excitedly.
"Fart! Monkeys are talking, why didn't you say monkeys have special powers? Don't disturb my sleep!"
"you!"
The female fan was furious and was about to curse, but at that moment, the video showed a monkey controlling objects through the air.
The female fan screamed on the spot and slapped her dead pig husband again: "Honey, look! Look!"
"You are so right, this monkey really has special powers!"
"Get up and take a look!"
The female fan was excited and pushed her husband hard.
The result was a violent scolding from her husband.
"Let me see if your sister is sick? Are you going to let me sleep with you?"
"How many videos on Douyin are real? Only a fool like you would believe it!"
After scolding him, he put the pillow over his head and continued to sleep soundly.
The female fan immediately retorted angrily: "You are a loser. Your whole family is a loser. You fall asleep every day when you come back. What's the point of marrying someone like you!"
"Besides, you sleep as soon as you want, and you have to shriek for three minutes before going to bed. This makes me very angry. Are you still not a man? You are worse than this monkey!"
At the same time, other fans also saw the scene of the monkey controlling objects, and they were all extremely excited.
"Fuck you! It's incredible. Not only can this monkey talk, but it can also control objects through the air. It's like Sun Wukong descended to earth!"
"Throwing objects through the air? Are you kidding me? Could it be that the legendary revival of spiritual energy in the novel has already begun on the earth?"
"Shocked face, have these monkeys evolved to this point? Will they coexist peacefully with us humans?"
There are also many people who can't stand this kind of ridicule and can't help but leave comments under the video.
"It's just a video, don't take it seriously, otherwise the world will be in chaos!"
"Yes, what are you all thinking? Do you believe this kind of video on Douyin? Speechless!"
"Yes, the video is so blurry. If it were hung up with a thin rope, who would be able to see it?"
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