There was something wrong with my past life

Chu Ran was stunned when he heard the words of the current leader of the Dao League.

Originally, he wanted to continue to complain, saying that the great uncle who admired the moon in the morning was simply not a man. He actually vented his hatred that had lasted for thousands of years on himself. It was really unbecoming of a big man, and he had been the one for that time. The Dao Alliance, which was on the verge of collapse, had shed blood in battles in the north and south. He was a great hero of a generation. Even if he didn't remember his kindness to the Dao Alliance, at least he couldn't retaliate. This is really unconscionable and goes too far!

But now...well, that great uncle is really not a man!

This was very embarrassing, and it directly disrupted Chu Ran's organized thoughts and complaints.

"Could it be that I...had enlarged the belly of your master-uncle before?"

Chu Ran was stunned for a long time, and then asked weakly.

Although the memory of Senior Daotian who was a cool and domineering person thousands of years ago has been recovering, after all, the time is still short, and it has not been fully recovered, and many memory fragments are fragmented.

Because when Chu Ran heard that the uncle who admired the moon in the morning was a woman and his disciple from a thousand years ago, Chu Ran suddenly felt a little panicked. After all, Ning Ye, the beast that the overlord had conquered a thousand years ago, was now taking Long Ao's place. A lesson learned from the experience of growing a petite belly.

Well, the word "Yezeng" in this question refers to Ning Ye, who is the leading brother.

"Ahem!"

It seemed that he had never expected that Chu Ran would suddenly ask such a strange question. After Chao Shangyue was shocked, he coughed twice to hide his inner embarrassment and smile.

Although I have long heard that this senior Daotian has never acted in a serious manner, he hit it off with the young master of the Qian family who was the richest man in the spiritual world a thousand years ago and also very unruly. Not only did the two become brothers of the opposite sex, but they also became famous in the spiritual world. , was dubbed "the best in the world".

This "double excellence", one refers to the excellence in cultivation, and the other refers to the excellence in character of the two people, which is a strange thing.

Here we are going to talk about a very iconic incident. At that time, this pair of strange brothers had some misunderstanding in their minds. The two people who had never visited a brothel said that they wanted to visit a brothel and enjoy themselves. Then The young master of the Qian family, who has a fortune of millions, has taken over nearly a hundred brothels in the city with a wave of his hand and an irresistible money offensive.

Then, the two men directly revealed their identities, and surrounded by a group of Qian family servants playing gongs and drums, they began to visit the flowers and shops...

I walked around until dawn, and finally visited all the brothels in the city. I almost walked in and took a look, and left without even drinking a cup of tea, which made all the ladies in the brothels look confused. Damn, I don’t understand what the trick is at all.

Compared with their status as prostitutes, the two people swarming in front of each other looked like leaders coming to inspect.

So, before daylight dawned on the second day, almost half of the cultivating world knew about this interesting incident. After all, one of the two people was the young master of the Qian family who was extremely wealthy, and the other was a newly rising member of the Taoist League who was known as The talented young man who hopes to revive the Dao League.

Even now, a thousand years later, monks still often talk about this matter after tea and dinner, talking about the two protagonists as if they were two mentally retarded people.

"... Thousands of years ago, what happened between you, Senior Daotian, and my uncle? I can't help but admire the moon, but what is certain is that it is definitely not a show of getting a big belly." After holding it in for a long time, he spoke to the moon. explained.

Hearing this, Chu Ran breathed a long sigh of relief. It would be better if this was not the worst situation. Otherwise, he would not know how to face his disciple from thousands of years ago and his "descendants". .

After all, he is a man as strong as the wind, how could he fall for such a love affair between his children.

Look at the eldest brother Ning Ye. Because of the love debt thousands of years ago, he now has a wife and daughter who are in love with each other. Moreover, his wife is still so powerful as the real dragon of China. All of a sudden, his life is completely complete and he has lost even the most basic pursuit of a man. It is really miserable. ah!

"Is it possible... that your master and uncle coveted my beauty? As a disciple, she never got my body, so she never gave up for thousands of years. So after learning about my reincarnation, she asked you to take me Are you going to tie her back to her bed and let her ravage you?"

Chu Ran thought for a moment and analyzed the reasons why his disciple from thousands of years ago, who was now admiring the moon, wanted to kidnap him back: "Please tell this unscrupulous disciple of mine, By doing this, she can only get my body, but not my soul. Let her stop as soon as possible! There is an old saying, once a teacher, always a father, so I am her father, how can I do this to her? As a father, I have such evil thoughts, it is really a moral decline in the world!"

Being tied into a big white rice dumpling, he issued a righteous rebuke.

"Bah! Daotian, you bastard, even if a thousand years have passed, you are still as shameless as you were back then!"

The person who said these words was not Chao Shangyue, nor was it the Great Sage Huntian, the leader of the Demon Alliance who was watching from the side, but a woman's voice that was as clear and sweet as a silver bell, with a slightly childish voice.

The source of this sound came from Chao Shangyue's waist.

Immediately afterwards, the illusory figure of a girl in a purple shirt appeared in the field like a projection.

"See Master-Uncle!"

Seeing this figure of a purple-clothed girl who was obviously the incarnation of her body, she quickly bowed respectfully to Shangyue.

In fact, he never thought that although his great-uncle could not leave the seclusion, he had secretly left this method in his body to detect everything happening around him. And the reason why she showed up at this time was obviously because she was stimulated by Chu Ran's shameless rebuke.

"Moon-viewing disciples, no need to be polite, just get up."

The purple-robed girl nodded, her words and deeds filled with the majesty of her master-uncle, but her voice had a deliberately pretended old-fashioned attitude, already tinged with a hint of childishness.

Chu Ran, who saw this scene from the side, was completely stunned. He looked at the purple-shirted girl who suddenly appeared in front of him. After being stunned for three seconds, he couldn't help but burst out laughing, till he burst into tears. It's almost coming out.

"Hahahaha! I told you, Alliance Leader, are you right? Are you really sure that this little sister who looks like just a primary school student is your great-uncle?"

It's no wonder that Chu Ran was so gloomy, because this so-called master's uncle was only as tall as his waist, and he had a cute baby face that was still childish. As for his chest, he was so flat that he looked completely undeveloped. looks like a primary school student.

"Tao! Heaven!"

This purple-shirted girl...well, or purple-shirted luoli, looked at Chu Ran who was wrapped in a rice dumpling and laughing loudly, calling his name word by word, her eyes almost bursting with fire. Come.

"You shameless bastard! What did you make me eat back then, and what weird skills did you make me practice?"