There's a black hole inside me

October 16th.

The day when wages are paid this month.

Black Hole Recycling Company.

Cao Dayou, leader of the 296th Environmental Sanitation Team, rubbed his rough palms nervously, waiting for the automatic transfer from the finance side.

Can his salary this month reach the figure he expected?

He has good math skills. He has already calculated the salary he can get this month accurately to single digits.

After all, the company's salary regulations are clearly written, transparent and complete.

Basic salary is 800.

This month, he led the 296th Environmental Sanitation Team to work actively and hard, working an average of ten hours a day, transporting a total of 435.27 tons of garbage to the No. 5 garbage station - earning him 87,054 yuan in performance.

The collected plastic bottles, scrap metal, waste paper and other recyclable garbage were sold for a total of 9,014.5 yuan - this part of the income has been collected.

After a comprehensive calculation, his group's total income this month was 104,068.5 yuan.

Divide by ten again.

The average income per person is more than 10,400.

After deducting personal taxes, there is no problem with per capita income exceeding RMB 10,000.

Of course, he is the team leader and is responsible for the management of the entire sanitation team. He should get an extra share, but in order to encourage the enthusiasm of the team members, he plans to share the income equally with everyone. Everyone will get the same amount. He and everyone Work just as hard.

"The salary has arrived!"

Yang Caihua in the group suddenly said excitedly: "9370.24 yuan arrived in my bank card. Oh my God, I have never received such a large salary."

"Mine has also arrived, and it's the same as your salary!" Another member of the group also exclaimed.

"I'm here too!"

Ding dong~

The money transfer message came belatedly, and Cao Dayou finally received his salary, which was also 9,370.24 yuan. It was exactly the same as the number he had calculated in his mind.

"What was my salary last month? It was 2,895, but because my boss picked up five pieces of trash, I only got 2,645. This month, it has increased to more than 9,000?"

Someone murmured in disbelief: "The previous three months' salary was not as much as this one month's salary?"

"Including the income from selling plastic bottles, we have received more than 10,000 yuan this month?"

Some even pinched themselves hard: "Are you just dreaming? I am an ordinary sanitation worker and can earn tens of thousands a month. My son graduated from a prestigious university and entered a good state-owned enterprise, but his salary is not as high as mine?"

"It's normal to take so much."

Cao Dayou stood up and said to all the team members: "I told you from the beginning, as long as you work hard this month and clean up more garbage, you can earn more by working two or three more hours on top of the usual four or five hours. To more than 6,000, even if the company keeps its word, we can get more than 4,000 without any change from before. "

"Now it seems that the company is true to its word, and our performance this month has been relatively strong, so being able to get 10,000 yuan is a reward for our efforts and a reward."

"Old Cao! Look at the work group."

At this time, a team member exclaimed: "Everyone in the group is talking about Zhang Cripzi's 58 sanitation team, which has received 20,000 yuan this month. Zhang Cripzi has earned 30,000 yuan alone, making more than in the past year!"

"How can this be?"

Cao Dayou's eyes almost bulged out: "How did Zhang Laizi and the others do it? It's impossible to earn so much even if they work 24 hours a day without sleeping!"

"I heard that the sanitation area they are responsible for has a garbage pool where garbage is piled up all year round. Zhang Laizi and the others were busy for a month, transporting more than a thousand tons of garbage. Two team members fainted from the stench and were sent to the hospital. Only then did they make money. so much."

"I see."

Cao Dayou was both envious and lamented: "It's a pity that there are no garbage pools in the area we are responsible for. However, they also sacrificed their lives and should receive such high wages."

"Yeah, those in the group who don't care about the company's reform are now filled with regret. Others get 20,000 to 30,000 a month, but they only have 3,000 to 4,000, and their eyes are red. I guess starting from tomorrow... no, today, They will be ten times more active than before.”

"It's not over yet. I heard that the 'model team' with the cleanest cleaning will be judged in the next two days. There are thousands of sanitation teams. The company has selected ten models. Each model team will be rewarded with 100,000 yuan, and each person will be rewarded with 100,000 yuan. Wages of 10,000!”

"The bonus is more than the salary. The company is really great!"

"We have cleaned the floor very clean this month. I wonder if we can be rated as a model?"

"I think it's possible!"

Cao Dayou said that their working hours this month have doubled compared to before. Garbage has been removed from every corner and bushes. There is almost no garbage to be found. Why can't it be rated as a model?

But two days later.

at the company's commendation meeting.

Cao Dayou and his team's wish failed. His 296th sanitation team failed to be selected as a "model team" and missed the 100,000 bonus.

Because there are more than a thousand sanitation teams in Hangzhou, and their group is far from the only one that is active. In the videos and pictures, the ten model teams cleaned the sanitation area so cleanly that he was convinced and had nothing to say.

…

October 20th.

A report published by an unknown local media in Hangzhou attracted a large number of reprints and attention.

"Across the country, the average salary of sanitation workers is the highest"

This place is Hanghu City.

The average salary of sanitation workers is 6,635 yuan!

It is more than twice the national average.

Why do sanitation workers in Hangzhou earn so much?

Black Hole Waste Recycling Company.

The media spent a lot of time and effort to praise this company under the Black Hole Group, and praised the changes and reforms made by Black Hole Waste Recycling Company.

"Sanitation workers are not the lowest class in this society. They are eligible to receive a monthly salary of 6,000, 8,000 or 10,000 yuan. They have made great contributions to the cleanliness, hygiene and beauty of this city. A monthly salary of less than 3,000 yuan is a great injustice!"

"We encourage more and more private enterprises like Black Hole Garbage Recycling Company to stand up, introduce advanced management systems, implement bold reforms, break the original rigid, backward and inefficient status quo, let sanitation workers get higher wages, make the city more beautiful, let citizens embrace a better life, and reduce the government's investment and burden to achieve a win-win situation for all parties."

"In addition, as far as we know, Black Hole Technology Company, which has conquered high-end lithography machines for our country, and Black Hole Garbage Recycling Company are subsidiaries of the same group. From this, we can see that Black Hole Group not only has strong technical strength, breaking the blockade in the field of science and technology and defending the dignity of the people, but also has a strong sense of social responsibility and takes the initiative to assume part of the social responsibility... Such enterprises are a great blessing for the country and the people. We must strongly support them!"

After seeing this report, many netizens said. "Fuck, the salary of sanitation workers in Hangzhou is higher than my teaching salary!"

"The Black Hole Group is so generous, they are so good to sanitation workers."

"With bonuses, the highest monthly income of sanitation workers can get 20,000 to 30,000? Are you short of people? I also want to be a sanitation worker. I can do better!"

"No wonder I feel that the area around the community has become much cleaner recently. Every day before dawn, I can see sanitation workers busy. They are still cleaning the streets until after 10 o'clock in the evening. I have hardly seen them stop to rest, as if there is some motivation to support them. Now I understand that it is to get higher wages."

Some local residents suddenly realized why the community and streets have become so clean.

"Come and take a look at Xiafei Road Commercial Street. The sanitation workers here mopped the tiled pavement three times overnight, just like cleaning at home. It is so clean that you can step on it barefoot without getting dirty. I heard that they were named a 'model group' this month and want to continue to be a model group and get a bonus of tens of thousands of yuan."

"Fuck! I also found that many places in Hangzhou have suddenly become unbelievably clean, even cleaner than my home."

"..."

In the comments, many local residents of Hangzhou came to the unanimous conclusion that the city is obviously much cleaner.