There's a black hole inside me

Friday, March 22nd.

The Black Hole Group held a press conference.

The press conference process was relatively brief, but the sensational content immediately detonated the country and attracted worldwide attention.

Pu Weicai appeared at this press conference.

He shaved, cut his hair, changed into a festive red suit, and appeared in high spirits in front of the media, causing a scream.

"Thank you friends for your concern."

"I am fine, my family is safe, my children are safe, and they are all home safely."

"I would like to thank the G family, the company, and everyone who cares about my family. I would also like to apologize to everyone for causing you trouble!"

Pu Weicai bowed deeply and said: "I would also like to thank those friends who have helped me and extended a helping hand. Thank you for your help. If you have any difficulties, I am willing to do my best to repay you."

"Finally, thank you again!"

He bowed deeply again and was led down by the staff.

Immediately, the host of the press conference announced two major decisions of the Black Hole Group.

"We will establish a black hole security company and recruit more than a thousand elite security personnel to protect the company's property and the personal safety of employees. Veterans will be given priority and will receive generous remuneration... All interested parties are welcome to apply."

"The second thing is that I want to announce an entity list here. It is a prohibited list of tourist destinations within the Black Hole Group, including island countries, certain countries, and Australia... If any employees of our group are found to travel to the above 22 countries and regions, we will immediately Terminate the employment contract! All consequences will be borne by the employees themselves. No matter what happens, the company will not pay for the willfulness of these employees."

"In addition, this prohibited list is an internal regulation of the Black Hole Group. I hope you will not over-interpret it."

Next is the question and answer session.

All reporters focused their attention on Pu Weicai’s family.

"How did your group rescue Pu Weicai's family? How did you do it?"

"Thousands of personnel from a certain country's military base stationed in an island country mysteriously disappeared overnight. Is this related to your group?"

"Can I interview the person involved and how he was rescued?"

"Who rescued Pu Weicai's family of four? Has the 20 billion reward been paid?"

"Can you please give me the details?"

"..."

The host packed up his things, stood up and announced: "The press conference is over."

…

Not long after the press conference ended.

The Internet in China was boiling, falling into an overwhelming frenzy and climax.

Especially a short video that lasted only 15 seconds. In just half an hour, it swept the screens of various Moments, video platforms, social media, and news websites, and quickly spread to every corner.

The video contains only one sentence:

"I am fine, my family is safe, my children are safe, and they are all home safely."

The background music is the heaviest and densest drum beat of BMG's "Victory", which will set you on fire within three seconds!

victory.

This is victory!

In order to rescue the person, no matter what the price was paid for more than a month, the person returned safely. This is a great victory!

On video platforms such as Bilibili, there were countless up owners who made the most arrogant shouts in roaring voices:

"Come on, come again if you have the guts!"

"If you have the guts, stretch your arms a little longer and come to our place to kidnap someone. If you have the guts, come to my house and try to arrest someone!"

"I'm just walking around arrogantly. Do you have this kind of thing?"

"Haha, your rampant era has passed. The 20 billion bounty has made you miserable. You can't get anyone for more than a month. You are embarrassed every day. If your big shots are not careful, you will buy their heads!"

"Do you still dare to offend the Black Hole Group? It doesn't feel good to be hard-faced, right? It is said that thousands of people disappeared overnight. I think they might have been sucked away by the black hole of the Black Hole Group. They are not even dead scum. You still want to find out who the murderer is? Go to sleep!"

"Stop making trouble and looking for trouble. You can only live a good life, so you have to die! The scenery of the island country is good, and the merchants are indeed more polite than other places. Although they are all the same at heart, they do a good job on the surface. Even the decorations in other places are not the same. Don’t pretend, you have no choice but to go to the island country, but no one will go there anymore, at least for a few years! The three arrested spies from the island country will be sentenced to as many years as they deserve, and they won’t get any benefits.”

"Is it fun? Is it interesting? Does it feel good to lose all your pants?"

"It's worth learning from the Black Hole Group. Some Chinese people are just mean! You can't straighten the kneeling leg even if you try hard. If you don't believe the facts in front of you, you should not admit your mistakes after suffering a loss. Okay, you can go and seek death if you want. Well, you can travel or study wherever you want. If you can’t come back that day, no one will tell you. Don’t blame others and blame yourself.”

"From now on, I will be a brainless fan and a spiritual employee of the Black Hole Group. I will buy whatever cars the group recommends. The group's prohibited list is my prohibited list. You can call me a black hole man from now on, hahaha. "

Of course, these video uploaders not only clamored on domestic video platforms, but some felt that this was not cool enough, so they added foreign language subtitles to their videos, posted them on overseas video platforms, and clamored at foreign netizens.

Although the probability of my account being banned is very high, I just can’t help but make a fuss.

Therefore, in a short period of time, foreign video platforms were also blocked.

In the video, Pu Weicai said: "I am fine, my family is safe, my children are safe, and we are all home safely."

It deeply hurt countless Western netizens.

They want to spit out sweet things, smash computers and keyboards, and go back with a loud curse.

I was so full of ideas that I wanted to write a 10,000-word article insulting and cursing the Black Hole Group.

but……

More Western keyboard warriors remained silent.

Reasonable voices slightly account for the majority in the comment area.

"We have to admit that they have the ability to hurt us, but our words are doomed to be in vain."

"The Black Hole Group, which can offer tens of billions of dollars as a bounty, won't spend money to build an EUV lithography machine? The rich need to copy a beggar?"

"Thousands of people in a base disappeared, hostages under constant care were rescued, and dozens of kilometers of tunnels were discovered under the sea... This is something that can only be done by people with superpowers. Does China have superpowers? "

"The greater possibility is that we have obtained some kind of alien technology. Our intelligence department has basically confirmed that the Black Hole Group is the owner of the alien technology. Otherwise, it is impossible to explain that a company that has been established for less than two years has achieved so much. technological breakthrough.”

"We need to take this company seriously and study it deeply as a serious challenger, rather than just being emotional."

"We failed to achieve any goal, we did not gain anything, but suffered heavy losses. Our era may have really passed."

"..."