There's a black hole inside me

Wei Yunfei vaguely knew the reason why Queen Berenshutanlin often ran to him.

Because after that "Trial of Love" ended.

The female elves who have longed for and fantasized about so-called love are also very eager to find a partner of the opposite sex and taste the taste called "love".

Moreover, many female elves took action immediately and showed great initiative and positivity.

He takes the initiative to the extent that men are flattered, and has no so-called reserve at all.

But this is understandable.

Because the average lifespan of female elves is generally more than a thousand years, although some have received family affection, few have tasted and experienced so-called "love".

In other words, elves lack love.

severely lacking!

Now that I have such an opportunity, of course I can’t wait to pursue the so-called love.

Become an enviable and touching model couple like Wei Qi and Na Luo.

And the objects that the female elves are pursuing are definitely not the lower-class male mortal elves of their ethnic group... The gap in status is too big.

Humans are more than 90% similar to elves, and have the same aesthetics, so it is not a problem to have an interracial relationship.

As a result, the more than 100,000 human male crew members became extremely sought-after commodities, facing the pursuit of hundreds of millions of female elves.

The first to be unlucky were the **positioned charm elves. How could they be the opponents of the tsundere golden female elves? They were poached after a while and were forced to let go.

It's not even possible to compromise and become a mistress without status, because even for the position of mistress, there are some golden elves who are unwilling to fail to compete.

The ones who were most harmed were probably not the charming elves who were eliminated in the emotional market, but the kidneys of the human male crew members.

Two kidneys are simply not enough, at least ten or eight are needed.

Then there was a sharp increase in emotional disputes.

In order to compete for objects, more than a dozen duels between female elves occur every day. Although there have been no deaths, there have been many serious injuries.

Wei Yunfei had to step in to mediate and find a way to solve the problem of "multiple women competing for husbands". His head was about to explode from these bloody things.

Fortunately, there is a helper beside me who is of great help - Queen Berenshoutanlin.

As referees, they work together to resolve a large number of emotional disputes.

Wei Yunfei's personal outlook on life is relatively upright, and he always adheres to the concepts of "single-mindedness" and "monogamy, one wife and two people". He often demands severe punishment for those human crew members who like to mess around and jump off the ship. Labeled a scumbag, he suggested that all female elves who fall in love with such a scumbag should give up and stop fighting over a piece of trash. Many human crew members were severely punished by him.

As for Queen Berenshotalin, she has never been in love, so she has no understanding of this aspect. She doesn't quite understand the meaning of a scumbag and a man who jumps off the ship, and it is even more difficult to judge the quality of his nature. Sometimes she even thinks that they are both good and bad. If you really love one man and many women, it doesn't seem impossible.

After all, there are too many female elves who lack love, and there are only a few human crew members. From the perspective of resource allocation, one-on-one will simply make most elves feel lost and despair--Beren Shutanlin showed this for the first time The rational side.

in addition!

Wei Yunfei's serious outlook on life, characteristics such as "one person for life", "a firm monogamist", "severely punishing subordinates without any favoritism", began to exude a unique and powerful charm, attracting and influencing With a certain supreme queen.

Look for opportunities to increase the chance and frequency of encounters.

As things progressed, he and Queen Berenshotalin met almost every day and attended various activities together. They efficiently solved many inherited problems, accelerated the pace of integration, and established a more trusting relationship with each other. .

This is a good thing.

But he looked at Queen Berenshoutanlin beside her.

Then he felt the looks around him, whether they were human crew members or female elves, looking at him with smiles but not smiles, envy, blessings and jealousy.

Wei Yunfei felt bad all over!

What the hell is going on?

Why did everyone look at him so ambiguously?

Wei Yunfei is not a fool. He understands the meaning contained in ambiguity. Of course he understands.

It's just that... Queen Berenshoutanline is full of arrogance in every gesture. She is beautiful, noble and elegant, suffocating and unimaginable.

But it is absolutely impossible for him to be with such an arrogant queen!

He has been tormented by the arrogant Wei Sha for more than thirty years, and has developed some kind of PTSD, which has become a deep nightmare that has haunted him for many years. Now if he is asked to make a choice, it is better to be single than to find a partner; to find someone gentle and gentle Shu understands him better than finding a tsundere.

Marriage is for living a comfortable life, not for being toyed with by others... He has long understood this.

So no matter what, there is no possibility for him and Queen Berenshoutanlin!

…

Another year later.

Wei Yun was quickly tortured to the point of nervous breakdown.

In addition to daily serious work.

What's more, he is still harassed by various emotional problems.

The female elves of the elf civilization are indeed too short of love. In addition, they have watched too many romantic TV dramas, and they have turned into love brains one after another. Even though Wei Yunfei adjusted his strategy in the later period and broadcast a large number of cheating themes. , tragedy-themed love TV dramas prove that love is not holy, but also full of filth, ugliness and unbearableness, and one can even conclude that "there is no love in the world".

Is this effective?

certainly!

The divorce rate has increased significantly.

However, the rates of cheating, mistresses, and poaching have also increased dramatically.

The words of the female villain character, "Since it is love, you must catch it at all costs. No matter what obstacles you encounter, as long as you can get what you love, no matter what means?" is regarded as a guideline by many female elves. My heart rekindled.

Love could not be denied, but more thorough desires were inspired.

Including Wei Yunfei himself, he has also received countless explicit or implicit hints that some female elves have turned into female hooligans.

At this time, Wei Yunfei realized that he had made a mistake and made an extremely serious mistake!

"If I had known this, I would have sentenced Wei Qi to death before! Instead of saving him, he became the culprit of all this."

"Sentiment + lack of love, the madness of the female elves can destroy a fleet. In this year, 6 crew members died due to kidney exhaustion alone! All of these dead crew members must be counted among Wei Qi's On the head!"

"I was wrong, I made a big mistake! I spared Wei Qi's life, but killed more crew members, including myself. I fell into huge harassment and couldn't calm down and handle everything normally!"

"Wei Qi, Wei Qi, you bastard and scumbag, my fleet is about to be destroyed by you!"

It’s just that the work is done and time cannot be turned back.

It is impossible to hope that things have never happened. The only thing we can do now is to look forward and find ways to solve the problem.

In other words, procrastinating a certain aspect of the problem can be done by trying to complete the most core task.

That is to say, let the Elf civilization accept the positioning imposed by the "Anti-Card Alliance", transform the Tree of Life, become a transport and supply ship in the "Anti-Card Fleet", become a hospital ship, undertake these two important tasks, and then exert its power near the center of the galaxy. The home field advantage allows for a vigorous decisive battle!

It's just that the arrogant Supreme Elf Queen is definitely not willing to accept the position of "auxiliary role". It is impossible for her to be a nurse and save the wounded of other civilizations.

They had never considered doing this kind of work, but wanted to play an important role.

Do the dirty work and chores without even having to think about it!

The illusions that may succeed in persuading them should be cut off from the outset.

Then we can only find another way and take another path.

Take down the source of elven civilization - the Holy Tree of Light!

Last time, Wei Yunfei brought out a good thing like the Soul Pearl, which made the Holy Tree of Light rejoice, and it was easy to reach cooperation.

But this time, if we want to achieve further cooperation, we can only come up with better products.

After seeking the consent of the high command.

Pure solid dark energy ball!

The value of one is far more than 100 blue stars.

In front of the spiritual body of the Holy Tree of Light, Wei Yunfei asked someone to open the box and display the dark energy ball, allowing the Holy Tree to sense it.

The boundless octopus tentacle-like vines headed towards the dark energy ball at the speed of light.

"Good stuff, good stuff!"

"I want it, give it to me quickly, give it to me right now!"

"I felt the majestic energy in that sphere, and I saw the possibility of evolving into the ultimate 'Eternal Tree'. I will have the ability to travel faster than light, and I can go to any place in the universe. Get everything I want.”

"Human, bring me that ball quickly, or I'll kill you!"

At this moment, Wei Yunfei was wrapped in countless vines. With just a little force, he would be torn into countless pieces.

"Lord Holy Tree~"

Wei Yunfei did not show any fear, but said calmly: "You will get nothing if you kill me. How about you spend some time and listen to my cooperation plan?"

"Cunning humans, you are always like this, and you want to take advantage of me!"

The spiritual body of the Holy Tree of Light had no choice but to retract its tentacles and said: "Speak, tell me your shameless purpose! One day, the elven civilization will make you pay a higher price."

"It's like this. The final fleet of the anti-card alliance is being formed. The tree of life of the elf civilization will play a very important role... We very much need the elf civilization to provide logistical help!"

Wei Yunfei took some time to explain the plan formulated by the anti-card alliance.

The role and positioning of the elf civilization was named.

As long as the Holy Tree of Light agrees to such a task assignment, the reward - one pure solid dark energy ball will be paid on the spot, and ten more will be paid after defeating the Maka civilization.

If you don't agree, you won't be forced. You will just stay at the transaction level of the Soul Pearl, the Holy Tree of Light, and lose the possibility of evolving into the "Tree of Eternity".

"I need to think about it for a few days."

The Holy Tree of Light did not agree immediately, but had to think carefully.

This consideration lasted three days.

When Wei Yunfei saw the Holy Tree of Light again and was about to inquire about the results, he was surprised to find that Queen Berenshutanlin was also there, as well as several highly respected elf elders. The scene was very formal and grand.

As soon as the Holy Tree of Light opened its mouth, Wei Yunfei was shocked!

"Cunning humans!"

The Holy Tree of Light said in a very rude tone: "You have tried to deceive me again and again. You succeeded once before, but this time, you can take back your cleverness."

"If you want to cooperate, you can. The Holy Tree of Light cannot become the logistics supply and medical ship of the final fleet. We can accept this positioning and not participate in the front-line battles. We only provide auxiliary services. And you, provide me with the secret service I need most." Energy ball."

"But there is an additional condition, a condition to consolidate bilateral cooperation. You must agree, otherwise the cooperation will be cancelled."

"What conditions?" Wei Yunfei asked quickly.

"You become the prince of the elven civilization, marry my good boy Berenshutanlin, swear allegiance to the elven civilization, never betray, become the guardian of the elven civilization, and have one destiny from now on, instead of trying to use us!" The Holy Tree of Light said.

"What?"

Wei Yunfei was dumbfounded.

He looked at Queen Berenshoutanlin not far away in surprise, with disbelief on her face. He couldn't figure out what happened and the situation would change like this.

"Holy, Lord Holy Tree, I'm afraid you have misunderstood. Queen Berenshoutanlin and I are just ordinary friends. We are of different races and have reproductive isolation. There is no reason to be together. Who came up with this? The idea is simply, simply ridiculous.”

Wei Yunfei said with some stuttering.

"Beren Shutanlin said that she likes you and wants you to become the king sitting next to her and become a part of the elven civilization. Otherwise, the elven civilization will never trust you, let alone the so-called cooperation."

The Holy Tree of Light said: "Hurry up and pledge your allegiance and marry Berenshoutanlin again. Don't waste time. If you don't agree to this small condition, cooperation is out of the question. We can't see the slightest sincerity!" "

"The problem of reproductive isolation can be solved. After I evolve to the Eternal Tree, I can transform Beren's body to have normal fertility and continue to become the supreme queen of the elf civilization. As for you, you are the king of the elf, and you The commander of the fleet he brought."

"What are you still hesitating about? What are my conditions? They are obviously benefits. Do you need to consider it instead of nodding immediately? Show your sincerity! Otherwise, suspend all cooperation and get out of the elven civilization. We don't need it. An ungrateful ally!"

Wei Yunfei looked bitter.

The Holy Tree of Light issued an ultimatum.

"Dear~"

At this time, Queen Berenshotalin came over, took his arm, blushed slightly, and whispered softly in his ear: "We have known each other for such a long time and already have a tacit understanding. Don't you like me?" ? Marry me. Of the human crew members you brought, you are the only one who is not married yet. Isn’t it because you are waiting for me and ready to find an opportunity to express your love to me? "

"Now is the opportunity. Kneel down on one knee, speak your mind, propose to me, and become an eternal couple. Let's rule this civilization together~"

"I've been waiting for this moment for a very long time."

Berenxiu Tamlin raised her smooth chin and said in a condescending tone. She also took out a small green box and handed it to him. It obviously contained a wedding ring.

"???"

Wei Yunfei's head was filled with questions.

Then he looked at the Holy Tree of Light and the elf elders next to him.

He found that he had almost no other options.