There's a black hole inside me

The original mission of these brothers and sisters was to act as lobbyists and borrow dark energy balls from their father Wei Ming.

As a result, instead of borrowing the dark energy ball, they all fell. They were attracted by the benefits promised by Wei Ming and declared to join Wei Ming's camp.

What to do with the task?

What should my mother do?

"I'll take care of her."

Wei Ming said: "Make a remote video call to your mother, and I will talk to her face to face on the video."

"yes!"

Remote video real-time quantum conversation system will be launched soon.

In the video, Wei Ming was seen wearing a crown, with a noble temperament, and his whole body was full of elegance, magnificence and nobility.

And that leering gaze, the kingly aura in every gesture.

Wei Ming was simply shocked.

Of course people are still the same.

It looks extremely strange, as if the soul has changed but the skin has not changed, but it can look and feel completely different.

"H-husband... no, hello, the big boss of the Black Hole Group."

Seeing Wei Ming's appearance on the other side of the video, Xu Chuxia almost lost her guard at first, but she immediately covered her mouth, changed her expression, and spoke in a businesslike tone.

"It's better to call me husband. Calling me boss is too foreign."

Wei Ming said calmly, and asked with a slightly concerned expression: "How are you doing? Five hundred years have passed. Are you happy playing the imperial game?"

"Please be respectful, Your Excellency."

Xu Chuxia's face darkened and she said in a deep voice: "Please give the Queen of the Glorious Empire a polite attitude."

"This drama is not ordinary deep."

Wei Ming shook his head: "Okay, do we still have to be so alienated and alienated? I have nothing else to contact you this time, mainly the two of us."

"One, those children you sent will stay with me and will not go back. I will take some time to correct their severely distorted characters and lives. Anyway, they will not return your glory. The empire is about to be destroyed."

"Two, if you want to borrow money, just ask if you want to borrow dark energy balls. However, if it is for the "Magellanic Cloud Development Project" and to cooperate with the elven civilization, then millions of dark energy balls will not be loaned to you, and I advise If you give up on this cooperation project, there is something fishy in it, and there are very big risks. The Elf Civilization has deep intentions, and it may even be a trap. I suggest you not get into it unless you can completely eliminate the hidden dangers."

“There are no hidden dangers with this project.”

Xu Chuxia said categorically: "The Elf Civilization provides a kind of 'Gene Collapse Fluid'. As long as it is injected into the Tree of Life, it will soon collapse, just like a virus invasion. Secondly, the Elf Civilization is already deeply connected with human civilization." After merging together, the number of female elves married to humans has exceeded 100 million. By then, all the elves on the Tree of Life will be combined with humans to form families and breed a large number of offspring... Do you think these female elves may betray? ?”

"How is it impossible? Look at you now, haven't you changed beyond recognition and become extremely strange? Time can change everything, or in other words, time can't even change anything."

"Stop talking so much useless talk, lend me the dark energy ball. After the project makes money, I will return it to you ten times."

"I am not short of dark energy balls, but I am afraid that after this project, the strength of the elf civilization will change from quantitative to qualitative, and it will become an extremely troublesome existence. For the long-term interests of human civilization, this cooperation project should be cancelled."

"Wei Ming!"

Xu Chuxia was a little anxious: "It was originally a mutually beneficial cooperation with complementary advantages. Can you be more confident that with the strength of the Black Hole Group, there is no need to worry about the mere elven civilization?"

…

The two talked a lot back and forth, and even got into a bit of a quarrel, but neither one could convince the other.

Wei Ming just didn't want to borrow it.

Xu Chuxia wanted to curse in a hurry, but considering Wei Ming's current identity and status, she had to endure her anger and continue to do the persuasion work patiently.

"Stop brainwashing me."

Wei Ming said impatiently: "For the sake of the couple, I will lend you 100,000 dark energy balls at most. This number is the limit. Moreover, your queen's temper is getting bigger and bigger. I don’t even want to call my husband anymore, have we already divorced?”

"Call me husband 10,000 times. One call is equal to 10 dark energy balls. You don't have to return them. After calling 10,000 times, I remembered the love between us as husband and wife. I will give you 100,000 dark energy balls for free." Well, I don’t think there’s any business in the world that’s more profitable than this. Call me, Your Majesty, who am I?”

"asshole!"

Xu Chuxia gritted her teeth. She, who had been in a high position for a long time, should be humiliated like this. Not only could she not borrow a million dark energy balls, but even if she had promised a quota of 100,000, she still had to shout "husband" 10,000 times?

What kind of crazy brain circuit is this?

If others heard or knew about it, where would she put her dignity as a queen? Wouldn't she become a laughing stock in the eyes of the entire nation?

Kill people and kill your heart.

This is to kill people and kill people.

Damn bastard, if you weren't my husband and just an ordinary subject of the Glorious Empire, I would have killed you long ago to consolidate the Queen's supreme authority.

what to do?

Xu Chuxia was very uncomfortable and entangled.

After thinking about it for two days, she still decided to endure the humiliation and said secretly: "I have endured it for hundreds of years, so what if I endure it for a while longer?"

"As long as the "Magellanic Interstellar Development" plan is successful, with the first pot of gold, and continues to grow and expand, the mere black hole group will become nothing."

"When the time comes, hehe, Wei Ming, I will settle this account for you, find a way to imprison you, become my slave, and pay the due price!"

He kept saying ferocious words in his heart.

But on his lips, he humiliatedly said another word:

"Husband~"

The tone of my husband's voice was filled with tenderness, coquettishness, girlishness, shyness and other emotions, which made the listeners feel numb all over and feel lighter.

"Yes, this call from husband can be worth ten calls." Wei Ming nodded with satisfaction.

"Husband~~"

"This one is worth eight."

"Husband~"

Xu Chuxia suppressed the feeling of nausea and continued to scream without restraint, even slightly increasing the frequency, just to end this terrible purgatory as soon as possible.

certainly,

If Wei Ming knew her true state of mind, he would probably feel a chill running down his spine.

A few days later.

Wei Ming, who was almost tired of hearing this, fulfilled his promise and asked the Black Hole Bank to pull out 100,000 dark energy balls, and had the interstellar battleship escort them to the solar system and deliver them to Xu Chuxia.

Although 100,000 pieces is a bit too little for her, the "Magellanic Cloud Development Plan" can still be barely launched, but the payback period will be longer.

…

The adult world often only has interests, calculations and intrigues.

Even those who are powerful and wealthy often feel tired. Happy things never last long, and bad things always become more and more frequent.

There is also the education and correction of children and future generations.

balance of interest groups.

Etc., etc.

It often makes people feel mentally and physically exhausted.

How can we find the first happiness? Remove stress from your body.

Wei Ming's approach is two-fold.

One is a homebody.

Staying in his room all day long - he has prepared 1,000 rooms of different styles for himself, some are game rooms, some are novel rooms, there are also comic rooms, music rooms, animation rooms, movie rooms, etc., every other period When you have time, just change a room to stay at home and eat those classic high-quality spiritual food products.

It is not uncommon for people to be so sleepless and forgetful about food and sleep that they stay at home for twenty consecutive years regardless of day or night.

Most matters are left to trusted people to handle.

There were times when I completely ignored any affairs, but I never had any major troubles.

In addition to staying at home to relieve stress, the second thing is to maintain a childlike innocence.

After all, Wei Ming's real age is almost 1,000 years old, and his brain has long been overwhelmed. He has chosen to forget most of his old memories, or save them in the memory bank, which is equivalent to formatting them every once in a while. The brain only retains basic memories and important memories.

Therefore, in order to make life full of color and live life vividly, we must maintain a childlike innocence.

Go do something that adults find boring and only children like.

For example, let Xu Chuxia call her husband.

Generally speaking, the two have been separated for more than five hundred years. They have had many differences and conflicts before. The emotional basis has long been gone. They are just a couple in name only, and more often they have a relationship. Strangers, familiar strangers, nothing more.

Wei Ming asked her to call him husband.

The fundamental reason was that when Wei Ming saw her serious and condescending queen look, he couldn't help but want to tease and embarrass her, pursuing a strange contrast of cuteness.

Admire her impossible expressions and gestures.

The result was an indescribable sense of satisfaction.

So occasionally when he was free, Wei Ming would take the initiative to call the contact number, hoping to hear Xu Chuxia, the Queen of Glory, call him husband a few times.

And it's not in vain, just shout, 10 dark energy balls, the reward will be huge.

Obviously, Xu Chuxia was reluctant to shout. Given her identity and her public image, she had always been elegant yet stern. How could she do such a thing?

But the reward of 10 dark energy balls was too much.

Just shout a few words and you will get the GDP of the Glorious Empire for a year.

After a few more shouts, a medium-sized fleet of a thousand ships was formed.

By the time she shouted until she was numb and without any sense of shame, but could easily call out the nicest "husband", she had already earned a total of 200,000 dark energy balls, and her revenge progress bar had been completed by at least 1 %, one day in the future, she can make this man kneel on the ground and beg for mercy.

But one day.

When she called her husband for the 35,000th time, Xu Chuxia suddenly realized: Isn't this guy his husband?

As a husband who earns money to support the family, isn't it only natural to order him to hand over his financial power, salary card, and pocket money? It's enough for her to just "ask for it", so why does she need to "earn" it?

Enlightenment.

Xu Chuxia realized this and became a normal-thinking woman. She began to demand things and even lost her temper several times.

But Wei Ming withdrew and stopped playing. This dungeon had been cleared and he no longer wanted to play the role of an old married couple.

Wei Ming started to watch some live broadcasts and became the "energy guy" on the live broadcast platform.

Crazy tips for various anchors, mainly female anchors.

Especially the Sakura girl who originated from the Blue Star Island Country in the solar system. Wei Ming watched it more. The reason is that her voice is softer, which means she is cute and delicate. After packaging it with a two-dimensional leather cover of an anime character, she practiced Just a few good talents can attract a lot of fans.

In addition, it can also satisfy the audience's longing and fantasy for some beautiful things.

Wei Ming was immersed in Sakura Girl's tenderness and talent.

A small reward.

A medium reward.

Big reward.

It didn’t feel too satisfying later on, so I just asked the platform to open dark energy balls to reward gifts. The “energy guy” can reward up to one medium-sized dark energy ball at a time, which is worth more than a heavy element planet.

At first no one thought that anyone would give such an expensive gift.

But Wei Ming just rewarded him.

For any female anchor he likes, he will reward her with at least one dark energy ball, or as many as three, five, or ten, which instantly changes the female anchor's life and achieves a class leap.

Even a female anchor living at the bottom can change her tragic fate.

As for Wei Ming, whose true identity is known to everyone, he enjoys the supreme "Energy King" treatment on the live broadcast platform.

If you want to hear someone call you "Onnie-chan", there will be a female anchor who is willing to do so.

There are countless people who call them daddy and husband. There are more than 80 wives of virtual female anchors. They often invite them to meetings, let them be jealous, and compete in PK. As long as they are the final champions in game activities, they will be rewarded with 50 coins. Dark energy ball starts.

The consequence of such extravagance and generosity is that the number of registered virtual female anchors on that live broadcast platform has increased from about 10,000 to over 1 billion, and every girl wants to try her luck on it.

Later, Wei Ming found out that he had been deceived by a virtual AI anchor simulated by a supercomputer. He was defrauded of at least a thousand dark energy balls. In anger, he stopped watching the live broadcast at all. The scammer was attacked by at least hundreds of people. Beatings, including many strong men... This made Wei Ming completely lose interest in watching the virtual live broadcast.

I spent at least a million dark energy balls watching the live broadcast, and the consumption in this area is only a small amount.

A scientific research project that opens up new ideas will cost at least tens of millions.

The children and future generations often cry miserably and be poor, which adds to the consumption of hundreds of millions.

Then, in order to ensure fairness within the Black Hole Group, billions of coins were also given to support those with real talents.

The result is that, in just a dozen years, the tens of billions of dark energy balls in the black hole bank have been basically spent, leaving very little.

But there are still flowers!

Scientists have discovered a "dark energy river" 54 million light-years away from Taoyuan Star. This river flows almost around the entire universe, with an unimaginable length and an unimaginable range. The dark energy contained in it is endless.

In addition, this river is flowing, so it is inexhaustible and inexhaustible.

Wei Ming spent some time and came to the vicinity of this "river".

Then put Xiao Hei in.

In just a few months, he obtained 100 billion medium-sized dark energy balls, and suddenly became rich again.