The first chapter of the ninety-second piece: (three)

Today Linglong didn’t come home alone, because she invited friends she met at the gym to help pack her luggage. After all, she is about to move out. Whoever loves to live in such a smoky environment, she can’t live anyway, the sound insulation effect The rent is so bad that the rent is so expensive. It is normal for the toilet to be clogged all the year round, and cockroaches and the like can be seen everywhere. When Linglong is broadcast live, be careful that the young men and women next door are too dry and the fire is recorded by her microphone. .

Coming back with her, there is a 35-year-old fitness instructor who is responsible for her muscles and is said to be a martial arts champion. There is also a female physical education teacher who has a fun and cheerful personality and often works out with Linglong. Linglong rents a new house. She also helped to find it.

"Hey, do you want this bed?" the coach asked, bending over and weighing the bed, it felt very light.

The sheets were hanging down, almost mopping the floor, and being weighed by him, the whole bed was about to be lifted up.

Linglong glanced at this side: "Don't stop it, this kind of single bed is uncomfortable to sleep. I bought a two-meter two-meter one. Then I can roll around at will. Isn't it as fragrant as this bed?"

The three of them packed up for a while, and almost all their luggage was packed, so this was Linglong’s last night in this house. They also ordered beer and barbecue to eat together. Although fitness people should refuse these foods, who can resist it? What about the temptation to live a barbecue? It's normal to indulge occasionally.

Just hiding under the bed, the person holding a kitchen knife in his hand feels a little restless--oh no, such a small single bed, such a narrow distance, he may only be lying on the floor, unfortunately It happened that the cockroach was found, and the three people immediately started to outflank. The cockroach slid into the bed, and the middle-aged man's eyes widened! Looking at each other with the cockroach resting on the tip of his nose!

It’s a drama or a fate. The cockroach seems to think that the dark nostrils are a good place. After all, their cockroaches love this dark, dirty and damp place the most. It’s their paradise, God. Heaven bestowed.

Anyone who gets oily and shiny cockroaches into their nostrils can't remain indifferent. The man's movement immediately attracted the attention of other people. The muscular hunk coach was the first to be alert: "Don't move, I'll go and see."

Why is there movement under the bed?

Before he could get close, a person rolled out under the bed, blowing his nose frantically. After blowing for a long time without blowing anything, everyone looked at each other.

The scene became very embarrassing for a while.

"Mr. Administrator." Linglong smiled, "Should you explain why you are under my bed? I don't think I invited you?"

The physical education teacher reacted very quickly. The fitness instructor stopped the building manager when he went up, and it was a blast without any other words-it would be stupid if he didn't know what he was doing! This man dropped his kitchen knife on the ground when he was blowing his nose just now! Fortunately, they came to help today, otherwise this room will become a murder scene!

System: Yes, it will be the scene of the murder, but I don’t know who was killed.

The building manager naturally refused to admit it and found reasons to say that he was here to fix the toilet. This kind of lame, ridiculous, or even not within his scope of responsibility to deceive children is too retarded. How can he expect others to believe it?

"I'm sorry." Linglong rubbed her hands, showing a very melancholy expression, "I have been paying attention to my image since I made eating and broadcasting, because it was too sloppy before, so I specially set up a camera at home, just want to always Take a look at your posture everywhere. This camera is of very good quality and can take pictures clearly without light. The advertisement says it is a night vision camera. I think it is really good."

So, it’s good to have a camera at home. From the time the building manager enters her room and hides under the bed, everything is recorded clearly-who needs a kitchen knife to repair the toilet? In other words, whose toilet is under the bed? Is it possible to split the bed in half when going to the toilet and solve it on the spot? That's so flavourful!

As soon as the building manager heard it, the whole person was paralyzed. He first took a fist from the fitness trainer, and then Linglong came up to give a beating. Just cut them off, and found that there was a potential murderer in the house. The victim was not allowed to vent. In the mood?

Although the police in survival games are furnishings, they exist at any rate. They are much better than Schrodinger's police in horror games.

The building manager was taken away, and he would also lose his job. After all, the owner of the building would not allow himself to have such an employee unless he did not want to continue to be a landlord lying down and collecting money.

The system faintly asked: [Did you irritate him on purpose? 】

Otherwise, the bad omen of death of the building administrator would not be triggered so soon.

"How can you miss me like this?" Linglong was surprised, "Am I the kind of restless player in your heart? That must not be me, I can be kind!"

System: Ha ha.

Successfully moved out of this building, the threat of death was reduced to the minimum in an instant, and the frequency of death omen was the highest in the dangerous environment. The new house was several times larger than before. It was spacious, bright and comfortable, and it was not so easy to go to work. It's hard for people to accept it.

Because of Linglong’s outstanding performance and super high sales, the company’s leadership quickly noticed her, especially her boss, Manager Wang from the sales office. She is about forty years old this year, of medium height, and her favorite is to shout at meetings. The slogan, such a profit-only person can actually endure the original owner, who cannot contribute to the company, earning thousands of dollars in dead wages for so long. It must be said that it is a bug set by the game world, but the system does not think so, it is dead. The duck's mouth is hard, and there will be no bugs if the game world is bitten to death. Everything is the player's fault.

Then secretly feedback to the game itself.

As the salesperson with the highest sales this month, Linglong was called into Manager Wang's office.

She has lost a lot of weight now, and can dress up again. She can also be dressed up to eight out of five with her strengths and weaknesses. In addition, she is the most beautiful female employee in the sales office, and she is not as boring as before. Say, not only took a large commission from the company, but also some decoration companies named her to cooperate! Just taking the rebate is a lot of money, how can we not make people envy and hate?

The more houses she sells, the less others have naturally, and the more commission she takes, will other people who take less have any objection to her?

Not being jealous is mediocre, Linglong doesn't care.

Manager Wang was very enthusiastic when she saw her here, and asked her to sit down, Linglong Yiyan sat down, he got up and went around the office twice, and finally his hands fell on Linglong's shoulders naturally, and his tone was intimate: "Did you behave these days? It’s excellent, and I’m very pleased. What made you change?"

Linglong smiled: "I don't know what caused me to change, but I know that if Manager Wang doesn't take his hand back, I know exactly what caused Manager Wang to fracture."

Manager Wang showed embarrassment, retracted his hand, and said with a smile: "You young girls, it's easy to think too much. I have a wife and children, so what can I do to you?"

"I don't know if it hurts, but the manager, please don't touch me lightly." Linglong continued to smile, "The salty pig's hands should be chopped off, the manager said, isn't it?"

Manager Wang laughed twice. He was watching Linglong getting more and more beautiful, and his heart was getting more and more itchy. He was still reluctant to give up: "Your performance is good, but it's hard to run around every day, don't you want to relax? A little bit?"

Linglong's picky eyes fell from his greasy face to the raised beer belly, and sneered, "It's easier for the former to run business and be overwhelmed by fat pigs. People still want to flatter their conscience, why bother?"

"I don't eat all garbage."

Manager Wang repeatedly hinted that Linglong was ruthlessly rejected, and the whole person also lowered his face: "You don't want to be shameless! I think you are worthy of you, so I ask you! Change to someone else—"

"Then I really thank you for looking at me." Linglong said with a smile, "I have a good habit, that is, when someone who is not familiar with me talks to me, I will keep a mindful and record a note, you see, Should I send this recording to the management? This time is not talking about rectifying bad practices? Manager Wang must have tried the law himself."

Manager Wang scolded Juniang in his heart. Originally, she was looking for Linglong because she was bullying. Now she has no thoughts, so she hastened to delete the recording. How could Linglong delete it? This is a handle. Even if the company does not care, she can still put it on the Internet to bring a wave of company rhythms. Seeing who would dare to buy a house here in the future, Manager Wang should not want to work. She has always loved to do things like this. What if the enemy hurts one thousand and eight hundred?

Linglong never looks forward and backward, and does what he wants. No matter what the result is, the most important thing is that he feels good.

Faced with a person with this kind of personality, you really can't do anything to her, you can only not provoke her.

Linglong came back from the manager’s office unscathed. The female employees in the sales office were a little strange. Manager Wang is a hungry ghost in the face, who doesn’t know. If you are not as good as he wants, he has a way to wear shoes for you. The job is not easy. Everyone has to support their families, so everything that can be tolerated is tolerated. There are also those that hit it off. For example, a female employee named Zhang Lina. Before this, she was the most beautiful in the sales office and had the best performance. It’s mainly because she is Manager Wang’s lover. Manager Wang often counts other people’s performance on her. Everyone can only swallow their anger. Seeing Manager Wang’s eyes on Linglong, Zhang Lina couldn’t help but ridicule: “Some people, it’s really a look. Bright and beautiful, I don’t know what it is! It’s so pure, but it’s actually a bitch!"

Linglong nodded approvingly: "Your self-recognition is very good, I give you applause and encouragement."

"You!" Zhang Lina was angry, "You are less proud!"

"What are you proud of?" Ling Longbai glanced at her. "I'm holding a pile of **** as a baby, thinking that others are going to grab it. Are you nauseous? That belly is bigger than yours. Doesn't it hurt if you are pressed?"

This is too dare to say!

Zhang Lina relied on Manager Wang's prestige at the sales office. Everyone suffered a lot from her. There were a lot of bad things about her behind her back, but few dared to confront her face-to-face.

Warriors!

Everyone looked at Linglong with admiring eyes, and Linglong shrugged: "Go and complain, go, I'm so scared, don't complain that you are a dog."

Zhang Lina deliberately came over to slap her, but Linglong never concealed the fact that she was training in martial arts. If she really wanted to fight, Zhang Lina was not an opponent, only being rubbed against the ground.

After much deliberation, there is really only one way left to complain!

Linglong threatened Manager Wang, and after changing hands, he sent the audio to the management and reported it under his real name. Manager Wang has never seen such a wild woman in her life! Is this a **** woman? !

For the sake of reputation, the company’s management quickly held a meeting and fired Manager Wang. This person was originally a veteran employee. He was a manager after 20 years. His business was not good. For the company’s reputation, he must not keep this. People.

As soon as Manager Wang was fired, Zhang Lina was as quiet as a chicken and was no longer arrogant. Her own performance was not good. The most hateful thing was that Manager Wang was gone, and the leader was Linglong!

My colleague is the boss, how can Zhang Lina solve the dilemma in front of me?

After Manager Wang was dismissed, Linglong was full of resentment, and Linglong was already prepared. She knew that she could not reason with the game. Everyone could be a potential murderer. There was no warning for the omen of death. According to the usual practice, she was cheered by her. The two-sentence building manager wanted to kill her. What about the middle-aged social animal king manager who lost his job by her? Substituting it, maybe you already hate her and your teeth are itchy, right?

Linglong didn't buy a car. She is still squeezing the bus and subway every day, which is very dangerous, but that is no way, because in the game setting, this character does not have a driver's license!

You can’t drive a car without a driver’s license.

The high-end life will greatly reduce the risk, but in order to make the player lose, the game will still set some unreasonable levels to make the player live in the panic of death.

Quite funny, but Linglong likes it.

After becoming a manager, Linglong spends more time on live broadcasting. She eats a meal every day, and then cuts it into a video and puts it on the Internet. Because of the high quality and high value, she still eats it. If you don’t edit it, you can’t move forward. , Quickly accumulated a group of fans, received the advertisement, even if it is not working, can still maintain a good life.

Anyway, the system has never seen any previous players who live broadcast at home like her to support themselves, because even if many people are excellent in the real world, they will inevitably change their mentality in the game world where they can die anytime and anywhere. , It is difficult to do well in real life.

Player No. 9999 is definitely one of the strangest works.

Going home from get off work today, Linglong wearing a short skirt smashed a young man's cell phone because he was taking pictures of her skirt with his cell phone while taking the elevator.

That phone should not be cheap. It was five or six thousand yuan less. She stepped on it with one foot and gave it back to the other party's crotch for free.

It’s great that the police are downplayed in the game world. The other party only took a photo and paid the price of a mobile phone and becoming a eunuch. That’s it, as long as Linglong is upright and willing to apologize, the police will be with the mud. The game world is really great. NS!

These days, the game seems to be uncomfortable with Linglong's being too casual and relaxing before, and she often finds things for her.

For example, when I got out of the police station and got on the subway, I said goodbye to the idiot who secretly photographed the bottom of my skirt half an hour ago, and Linglong met the tram idiot again.

The man's breath is so hot and corrupt. Although there are a lot of people, he won't die and stick to others. A normal person will pay a little attention to the distance, but this one does not avoid it, but desperately rubs Linglong on her body. Linglong’s posture is very beautiful, she doesn’t hesitate to wear beautiful clothes to show off her body, not for men, but to please herself, and to dress beautifully, she looks pleasing to the eye, but if someone thinks that she is dressed like this for To please a man is basically pure cerebral palsy.

The person behind him rubbed a few times. Linglong slapped back with her elbow, and then hit her knee. While the other side bends over due to severe pain, she grabbed the other’s hair with both hands. Fortunately, this person is not flat, pulling her hair towards One buckle on the ground!

She has three consecutive qualities and has practiced many times. She is extremely skilled in fighting. Although her body can't catch up with this skill, she is much better than ordinary people after training. The difference in natural physical strength makes Linglong seldom use her body. I'm not used to it, but it's not difficult.

Seeing that the man who fell on the ground didn't wear his pants properly, and that thing was exposed, there was a sudden scream in the carriage!

I have to say that there are many potential murderers in the game world, but there are also many normal people. When the subway police arrive, it is no longer clear who kicked this person to death.

Linglong went away and hid her merit and fame deeply.

When I got home, I saw a young girl at the elevator entrance hesitating, as if she wanted to go in but didn't dare to go in.

Linglong looked inside and found that there was an adult man with a height of 1.8 meters. Because there was only one man, the young girl did not dare to enter. When Linglong was here, there was someone with him, so she entered the elevator.

The adult man was aggrieved and hid quietly to the corner of the elevator. Linglong and the young girl were facing away from the elevator side by side, looking at him with piercing eyes, preparing to take action immediately if the other party had any irregular behavior.

It was supposed to be the girl who got off first, but she looked at the floor and found that Linglong hadn't got off before she came back.

A question mark appeared on Linglong's head.

Immediately after the man got off the elevator, there were only two people left inside, and the young girl smiled embarrassedly: "I made you laugh. I may have read too much social news recently. I dare not take the elevator alone with the opposite sex. I just saw you. No, I'm afraid something will happen..."

Linglong also smiled at her: "Thank you, then be careful when you go down."

"Yeah." The girl nodded, so there are many people who are going to stay together, so there shouldn't be any danger.

After that, Linglong often met this girl. She was also a resident in this community. She was a kindergarten teacher by profession. She liked children very much. She worked in a kindergarten near the community. Linglong and her commute time overlapped quite often. When they met, they became friends once and again, and exchanged contact information, and then Linglong discovered that this girl named Fang Lei was especially good at cooking!

So she went directly to the meal every day, but Fang Lei refused to ask for her money, saying that cooking for one person is also for cooking for two people, and she always eats alone, feeling very lonely.

Because of living alone, Fang Lei was very vigilant. She couldn’t understand that Linglong was always carefree as if she didn’t care about anything. She often sent her some opinions on how to pay attention to safety, and forcibly stuffed a bottle in Linglong’s bag. Anti-wolf spray.

"The current society is particularly insecure. You have to be careful. There was a news two days ago that some young girls walked up and down. The girl in the middle was stabbed to death. When I asked the reason, there was no reason, just because of the middle one. The girl is the most beautiful!" Fang Lei became more and more angry, "I'm not as good as a pig and a dog!"

Linglong propped her chin with one hand and yawned, "Then you have to stay away from me. I'm a disaster physique."

Fang Lei smiled bitterly: "I am."

The two looked at each other, and Fang Lei immediately told her story. She is a high-achieving student who graduated from a prestigious university. She should have had a promising career. However, she was entangled in school by a boy of the same level and class, and the other party called her boyfriend. Regardless of how many clarifications and rebuttals, the other party expressed their favor to her as if she couldn’t understand them. They were moved by this persistent “love” along with their roommates. Fang Lei didn’t call him, but the other party Like dog-skin plasters, they can’t get rid of them. Some people even post on school forums, saying that if Fang Lei simply refuses to give people hope, they may not be so persistent. In the final analysis, Fang Lei wants to hang himself. When they are used as spare tires, they don't look down upon them.

Fang Lei's head hurts: "I can't escape the relationship with him now. After graduating from university, I rented with someone. The roommate who rented it actually believed that he was my boyfriend and put him in my room! I was so scared that I cried, and my roommate said that I was hypocritical. I was so entangled that I had no choice but to stay away from the city where the university is located and find a new job here."

Even so, she is still very afraid of the opposite **** and can only calm down when she is with children.

Linglong thought for a while and asked her, "Would you like to work out with me? I know a few female friends who are good at fighting."

Fang Lei said, "Fitness?"

"Yeah." Linglong nodded, "You think, if one day you are in danger, even if you can't fight, you have to delay it? Don't take a fluke."

Fang Lei was moved and joined Linglong’s fitness team. Every day she studied fitness recipes. Because Linglong was a friend, her personality was inevitably affected by Linglong, and her face gradually increased with a smile, and she saw strangers. Men will not be too scared, but they are still very vigilant.

The two meet every day after get off work. Sometimes they go home to cook, sometimes go out to eat together, and then go to the gym. On the way home after fitness, they are not very scared because they have each other's company. In this kind of life, Fang Lei almost Forget the shadows of past life.

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