There’s a Dragon Girl in the Desolate Sea

The first chapter of the forty-eighth piece: (eight)

The emperor always likes the world to call himself a "long live". It is not enough to live a hundred years old. He also wants to live a thousand lives. Ning Wu thinks it is very ridiculous. For example, his father, you have to say that he has no conscience, he has never abandoned his wife of chaff, the queen is old and faint, and he also goes to the queen on the fifteenth day of the first day. You have to say that he has a conscience, he stuffed one beauty after another in the harem.

You say that he loves Concubine Xiao the most. He hasn't touched the young and tender beauties of the past few years; You say he doesn't really love Concubine Xiao, and he can take care of the imperial concubine and the empress when he is ill. What's the matter? All the good ones think of her for the first time. For an emperor, this is already the ultimate favor.

But look, now he is paying attention to what longevity is.

When Ningwu entered the palace last time, he was forced to hear the emperor talk about a lot of alchemy and Taoism. After discussing the state affairs and approving the emperor on weekdays, the emperor would personally put on his robes and go to the sky to burn incense. And, he coaxed the emperor with a smile, and even gave himself a Taoist name called Futian Taoist. This name is very domineering when you hear it. It seems that you want to continue to be the emperor after ascending to heaven!

Had Ning Wu run fast, the emperor would have almost shared the medicine he just got with him.

These pills were all made by Taoist priests. The emperor was willing to eat, but he also guarded against whether there would be any bad things in them. The made pills had to go through several batches of formalities and inspections at the Taiyuan Hospital before they were delivered. Beside the emperor.

He took a few pills. I don’t know if the pill is really effective or psychological. He always feels that his physical strength is much better, his gray hair is less, and the wrinkles in the corners of his eyes have even subsided. Pills were distributed to their own women and children according to their heads.

Among the concubines, only the Queen Xiao Guifei and a few favored concubines have this honor. In addition, each of the princes has one. The princes also received one due to their special status. The princes and concubines did not have this honor.

The **** who had brought the medicine was standing on the side with a smile, as if he had to watch the prince take the medicine before going back for business.

Ning Wu was touched by such a pair of fists and his loving father's heart. The blue veins on his forehead jumped, and he poured the pill with water as if he was taking poison. As soon as the people in the palace left, he ordered them to take the medicine to induce vomiting, Linglong was on the side. Gloriously: "Look at you, your father kindly asked you to live forever with him. You don't appreciate it, and you have to vomit!"

Ning Wu looked weird. This pill had an unspeakable smell. Others might not know it, but he had eyeliner in the palace. When the emperor first built the view of the sky, Ning Wu vaguely felt that it would be an opportunity, Taoists Pill refining, you can't do things like sweeping and doing things yourself, there are a few Ningwu people inside, and they faithfully handed out the every move of these Taoist priests.

Although the emperor was vacillating between the queen and the prince, Xiao Guifei and the second prince, he always wanted to please both sides, but after all, he was Ning Wu's father and treated him very well. He would not allow those Taoist priests to give birth to other thoughts. , Especially in the area of ​​alchemy, this thing must be imported carefully.

But Ning Wu never expected that his father was so generous, and he was willing to share it with them. Seeing Linglong laughing endlessly beside him, he just wanted to spit it out quickly, and then cleared his intestines without eating for three days.

Linglong laughed enough. Ning Wu was already vomiting blue. She moved away decisively, pinching her nose and asking: "Why do you want to spit out such a good thing? Be careful when I sue you for deceiving the emperor." The emperor personally gave the eternal life pill, you don’t know if you cherish it, and you vomit!"

Ning Wu himself was dying of vomiting. He picked up the tea cup, rinsed his mouth with tea, and asked people to clean up the surroundings. When only he and Linglong were left, he told her, "I know why I don't want to eat this stuff. NS?"

"...Because you want to eat what you vomit."

Ning Wu: "..."

He got up and left without saying anything. Linglong quickly grabbed him: "Just kidding, you tell me, why don't you want to eat this good thing? I heard that other people are grateful that Dade knelt on the ground and thanked Shengen very much. Eat it in the ground."

Ning Wu: "...if I don't know what's inside."

"What's in it? The imperial doctors have checked it many times long ago. They are all medicinal materials, just like health care products. You can't cure any serious illnesses after taking them, but it won't happen. Like the emperor's pursuit of immortality. It’s not surprising that people who have strong psychological effects will have less gray hair and become better spirited."

Ning Wu sneered: "Yes, but besides the medicinal materials, there is still a blind taste in it. Guess what?"

Linglong crooked her head and expressed puzzlement.

Ning Wu calmly told the correct answer: "The mud they rubbed out of their bodies."

The Dragon Girl is away from Ning Wu in an instant!

She showed a disgusting expression: "Do you know why you don't tell the emperor?"

"I said it can be useful?" Ning Wu asked, "He believes in those Taoist priests so much. I mean he won't believe it. On the contrary, he will feel that I am unpredictable. Anyway, I will eat it and nothing will happen. Well? Besides, didn't the prince eat too? I think he is eating very happily, and I think the emperor attaches great importance to him."

Linglong reminded: "You and Concubine Xiao also ate."

Ning Wu glanced at her, lowered his head and began to retching again. He was considered to have taken the father, but the medicine was not counted. He had to let the maid watch them take it before he was willing to return to the palace. The fake package was dropped, and as a result, I had eaten such a disgusting thing. The wife's picky and self-willed spirit would not allow him to come close for a period of time in the future.

Ning Wu was right about this. Linglong felt very disgusting and forbid him to get close to herself.

Ning Wu was angry and didn't send it anywhere. Thinking about it, it was the fault of the stinky Taoist priests. You said they could not do some human affairs. He didn't know what to think about adding sludge to the medicinal materials. He had to give them some color. Just work. And you have to order people to prepare a few fake ones to carry with you. God knows when the father will give him another one on a whim. Let the mother and the concubine in the palace leave it alone. The mother and concubine must share the joys and sorrows of the father and the emperor, he said. Make her sick.

As a result, Tongtianguan in the imperial palace suddenly went through the water in the middle of the night, and the Taoist priest who was sleeping soundly inside ran out for life, bare buttocks and even forgot to wear his pants, which made him laugh generously. The emperor heard that the back face was dark, and he also had preliminary doubts about the Taoist priests. These Taoist leaders claimed to be able to lift the clouds and drive the fog to calculate the future. How can they not count the trivial things like connecting the sky and the water? As for the drought in the north, would it be effective to ask them to ask for rain?

Thinking about it this way, eating the elixir seems to have no special effect except for inducing constipation.

Seeing that the emperor was a little unhappy, the leading Taoist priests hurriedly offered the elixir that he had just made to please the emperor. However, the emperor was also an unreasonable card. He said: "It is really hard for you to make alchemy for me. Every Taoist leader should eat one too."

There are not many Taoist priests who know what is added to the pill. The leading Taoist watched other Taoists swallow it. He looked at each other with the brothers who helped him refine the pill. He gritted his teeth and closed his eyes. He reached out and picked up the pill and went inside. Throw it away, don't even drink water, swallow dry.

The emperor asked: "How do you feel about the leaders?"

What else can I do after eating the sludge rubbed out of my body? Naturally disgusting, terribly disgusting!

The Taoist priests know whether this elixir is useful or not. They don’t dare to mess around. What they add is some medicinal materials that are beneficial to the human body. That’s why Linglong said that he can’t eat people, but it’s very difficult to have an effect. Can play a psychological role.

The emperor was suddenly relieved. Taoist priests said that the elixir of eternal life had not been completed when they offered pills, but now these pills can not be immortal, but they can also prolong life. The emperor's IQ suddenly came up, how could it prove that these pills can prolong life?

It's better to let these Taoist priests produce and sell themselves, he observes to see if they can really rejuvenate, and then decides whether he wants to eat it or not.

Ning Wu was quite satisfied when he learned of the latest decision made by the emperor. Although he did not intend to tell Concubine Xiao the truth, it did not mean that he was really willing to eat this kind of ghost stuff with his own mother. The pill is dropped, and you can't touch it by yourself but let your mother suffer, isn't it? What if you have diarrhea after eating it?

At this moment, the prince sent out an invitation to meet Linglong.

He really missed her too much!

The counterfeit in Donggong, he was lazy to even look at him, just wanting to see the real Zhener earlier, so that he can solve the pain of lovesickness.

He said in the letter that he would put her reply against his chest every night so that he could fall asleep in bed. In my dream, I was in love with her in every way, but when I woke up, I was lonely and deserted. I missed her more and more deeply. I couldn't help but want to see her. I made an appointment in the most famous teahouse in Beijing two days later in the afternoon.

Linglong was about to die of laughter. The prince's tone was lingering and affectionate, and she put the love letter to her heart. She laughed too much, but Ning Wu beside him couldn't laugh at all. He stared at her coldly: "It's almost done. ."

"How can it work! You write me a reply quickly, saying that I will be there on time, and that I am also looking forward to meeting him."

Ning Wu was incredible: "Are you actually planning to see him?!"

"Of course." Linglong Toutou gave him a thorough analysis, "Relationships need to be maintained. Ten days and a half months is nothing, but after three to five years, no matter how good the relationship is, it will collapse! It is also time for the prince to see what he is thinking about. Fan Yan is real, isn’t it?

Ning Wu: "...No, you can't go."

He was crazy before agreeing to let two people who were once husband and wife live in the same room! Who knows what the prince would say and what he would do? What if Linglong is moved? Besides, what's so good about the prince? Didn't she say that he is better-looking than the prince, and is more in line with her aesthetic?

In view of Ning Wu's unwillingness to refuse her to go, Linglong had to take a step back and choose to compromise: "Since you don't let me go, then you go."

After finishing speaking, I added another sentence: "You are the one who wrote the love letter anyway."