There’s a Dragon Girl in the Desolate Sea

Chapter One of the 62nd piece: (2)

No matter when it was, Linglong felt a headache when seeing the ministers' memorials.

These people don’t seem to be able to speak well, it’s just a trivial matter, and they have to spend thousands of words to write it out. The whole story is touting the emperor to show his loyalty by the way, and will not say anything until the end, and some have long positions. Yes, I went to Beijing every three years to report on my work. When I didn’t report on my work, I wrote an excerpt to the emperor every year to state the situation over the past year. That was even more nonsense, and even Linglong looked irritable.

She was impatient to take care of these things. It really became annoying as she watched. Hu Xiuhe felt that the little lady's temper was about to explode while he was thinking about how to coax him, the little lady suddenly put his hand on The zhezi can be thrown far away-just like an angry child in the folk, throw what you catch, throw whatever you catch.

However, Linglong did not turn her anger on Hu Xiuhe. From the death of Emperor Xiaozong to today, the number of folds has been piled up more and more day by day. Now there are hills high, how long will she have to watch to finish it! She became the emperor for enjoyment, not for doing coolies! It is better to let the Jiaodong King and the others be it!

But this folder cannot be seen by others. She can only see it. Can you finish it when it's dark? How can this group of officials eat fart leisurely day by day, how can they write thousands or even tens of thousands of words?

Linglong picked up a few books and read it. It really couldn’t bear it. The book written by Yuan Yong, the chief ambassador of Southwest China this year, was more than 10,000 words, but there was nothing important. The whole article only expressed one thought: Although the minister is in Southwest took office, but he was bent on his Majesty. The minister missed his Majesty. If you don’t see him in a day, you can’t wait to see your Majesty! Under your majesty's wise leadership, the southwest wind is tuned and the people live and work in peace and contentment, this is all your majesty's credit!

Nearly 20,000 characters were all analyzing her loyalty and miss to the emperor. Linglong looked at it and felt her fist hardened.

With a scream of her, the whole person plunged into the zipper, the petite figure looked extremely miserable.

Hu Xiuhe couldn't help but laugh, but the little empress was too miserable. If he laughed out, it would be bad, and he would take a step forward: "Your Majesty would like to use some fruits and melons? It's summer, and eating some fruits and melons will relieve your boredom."

Linglong nodded: "Yes."

Soon the fruit plate was delivered. Apples, watermelons, strawberries, lychees, etc. were all cut into the size that can be eaten directly. This is the place in the palace. There is everything you want to eat, even if it is off-season fruit, as long as the emperor wants, the people below You can get it by any means.

But Hu Xiuhe didn't dare to eat these melons and fruits. He served with Emperor Xiaozong since he was a child, and those who walked in front of the imperial court must pay special attention to his manners. The fruits and vegetables are cold, which can easily ruin the stomach. Don't touch it. Leek, garlic, onion, ginger, bad breath is easy, and it can't be used. Eating too much is no good, drinking too much water is easy to be respectful, no good. Like Hu Xiuhe, he has not eaten enough for many years.

Therefore, when Linglong rewarded Hu Xiuhe for the rest of his food, he was embarrassed. In order to eat more comfortably, the fruits were chilled in spring water. They were cold, but he had not eaten them for many years. The stomach was fragile. If you want to have a stomach, what should you do if you lose your courtesy when the time comes, and annoy your majesty?

Could it be that your Majesty still doesn't trust himself and wants to transfer himself away?

Hu Xiuhe was thinking about it, but Linglong didn't think so much at all, she just didn't want to give it to the next person.

Your majesty gave me, I dare not resign. Hu Xiuhe had been mentally building for a long time, and finally ate the rest of the melons and fruits little by little. As expected, it didn’t take long for her to make trouble. Linglong was continuing to look at the zhezi, when she heard a few bowel sounds, she immediately raised her head. , Hu Xiuhe plopped and knelt down: "Your Majesty, forgive me! The slave is mischievous--"

Linglong blinked. She had no experience of constipation or diarrhea, so she couldn't understand it, but she had always seen pigs run without eating pork. Hu Xiuhe's feminine and handsome face was already covered with cold sweat, and she waved her hand: "You first Go down, come and wait on it later."

"Yes."

Rao was making all sorts of noises in his belly, Hu Xiuhe still endured, and respectfully withdrew from the imperial study room.

As soon as he left, Linglong laughed out loud. Don't tell me, this person is quite funny.

Half an hour later, Hu Xiuhe came back and changed into a blue eunuch's uniform. He didn't suffer any serious problems when he looked on his face, and his body was re-smelted with incense, and he returned to the same Hu Da companion who was in front of the mountain and did not change his color.

In the end Linglong watched the Zhezi for a whole day. Hu Xiuhe didn't understand government affairs. He only knew that His Majesty divided the Zhezi into three parts and told him to take the Zhezi to the Jinluan Temple tomorrow. His Majesty really finished reading the small mountain-like folds in just one day! Hu Xiuhe was secretly shocked, even Emperor Xiaozong couldn't look so fast when he was still there!

On the second day, Linglong still woke up early. She lazily squinted her eyes and let the palace man wash and change her clothes. She was not sleepy. Although she seemed fanatical about food and sleep, as if she could not quit, she was not so obsessed with it at all. She sometimes wonders, is there anything in this world that she can keep chasing?

Yesterday, the little female emperor personally killed King Wu at the age of eleven and did not change her face. Today, Baiguan dare not look down on her anymore. The scenes of noisy and big fights like yesterday are gone, all of them are like quails. Honestly, three The prince stood at the forefront, seemingly respectful, but he didn't know what he was thinking. The little empress wouldn't let them return to the fief, what can they say? I just thought that Emperor Xiaozong was a good way to pave the way for the little empress when he died, and exchanged his own death for the four feudal kings to enter the capital, and because the little empress was young and ignorant, he despised her and dressed lightly. Who dare to go?

Unless it's shameless!

However, among the four vassal kings, the most shameless one has been stabbed to death by the little female emperor, and the remaining three are all respectful, belong to the kind of **** who still wants torii. They all want to be emperors, they all want to usurp the throne, but they must be justified, the little female emperor must surrender, and they have to stage a scene where they "helplessly" accept the last hundred officials' kneel down request.

People who want to face too much have never had a good time with Linglong.

Linglong sitting in the dragon chair is not as serious and rigid as the emperors of the past. Emperor Xiaozong was a strict self-discipline. Except when he was with his wife and daughter, all his chairs and beds were hard, and even the pillows were made of jade pillows to remind himself not to indulge in pleasure. The dragon chair is natural. Also like this. But Linglong couldn't get used to sitting. She felt that her **** was hurting. Hu Xiuhe laid a soft cushion on the dragon chair, which made it more comfortable to sit on.

The palace people moved the zhezi over, Linglong opened one at hand, and the hundred officials looked at each other, wondering what kind of medicine was sold in the gourd of the little lady emperor.

Just listen to the little female emperor's words: "Everyone, Aiqing, I have been reading the book for a day yesterday, and I feel a headache. Where is the Qing dynasty of Guanglu Temple?"

An official dressed in a navy blue court uniform heard the sound and said: "The minister is here."

"You zhezi... I counted and wrote a total of 5,307 words." Linglong's face was calm, "Among them, 5,300 words are nonsense, and there are only seven words when talking about business. 'Chen, please entrust the Bingguanglu Temple.'"

What do these five thousand words mean? This Xu Jiao, from winter praise to spring, from spring to summer, from the community to the people's livelihood, from the government to the back house, anyway, touted five thousand words, the last central thought: Your Majesty! It's too hot in summer! Guanglu Temple is facing south again! The ice allocated to Guanglu Temple in previous years is really too little! Can you give me more this year?

It's just such a big deal, and wrote 5,307 words, Linglong endured her irritability and saw the end, only the last seven words were talking about business!

Xu Jiao: Well...

I write a book like this now. I first sing praises to your majesty, and then show my loyalty. After a lot of talk and talk, there may not be any real facts in the end. Everyone writes like this, and he is naturally no exception... But this It's really shame to be taken out as a typical feeling!

In addition to Xu Jiao, Linglong arrested more than a dozen people’s zhezi and executed them on the spot. Don’t look at these adults looking upright and serious. In fact, there’s not too much flattery in the zhezi, and they can blow flowers. Come! Some of these folds were accumulated when Xiaozong was seriously ill, and some came after Linglong came to the throne. Anyway, no matter what's going on, these ministers like to write folds, which are smelly and long, so Linglong proposed a new one. Require.

"I don’t like to read these nonsense. I will remember all future notes. I will decide my own ideas, choose my own style, and make my own title. No copying, no plagiarism, no more than a hundred words. You don’t need to pass memorials to see you. It’s best to get straight to the point. If you have something to say, don’t write it! If anyone says one more word, I will fine him one month's salary. For three words, four months will be fined, and so on doubled and so on!"

The ministers were in an uproar, and there were old scholars with white beards and hairs holding the elephant wat and came out to argue: "Your Majesty, the ministers thought that this must not be -"

"What's wrong?" Linglong glared at him. "I don't need you to say how wise I am. How loyal and patriotic you are, you can't tell with your mouth. Now I just made such a small request, and you are just like that. Dissatisfaction, how will I dare to value you in the future? Or say that my words do not work, you want to listen to others?"

The words were serious, and the old scholar hurriedly knelt down and pleaded: "The minister dare not—"

"Don't dare to be the best." Linglong gave him a glance, and did not hide her boredom. She has always hated these old and staid guys, just like the smelly and hard stones in the pit, which will arouse her every time. **. "From tomorrow, if someone else gives me more than a hundred words, I will tell him personally that the penalty is no joke! If you don’t like that idea, and deliberately fight against me... Oh, yesterday, King Wu, just You are waiting for tomorrow."

She is different from her father Emperor Xiaozong. Emperor Xiaozong is gentle, considerate, and generous. He treats his wives and daughters, the people, and the courtiers. He even went out to visit the sick ministers personally. Listen patiently and consider all aspects very thoughtfully.

But Linglong is not Emperor Xiaozong.

She is cold, iron-blooded, authoritarian, and indisputable. She doesn't allow anyone to say anything after she has made a decision, and she doesn't like someone to disobey her.

She is orthodox, the daughter of Emperor Xiaozong, even if she is a woman, many people cannot understand her, and no one dares to criticize and criticize the little female emperor shortly after Emperor Xiaozong's death. In that case, it would be unfaithful. Righteousness, spread out, can make the people's saliva stars drown in the long river of history!

Therefore, the matter of limiting the number of characters in this book was set, and most of the courtiers obeyed it. There were a few thorns who belonged to the king’s account and were deliberately provoking. Therefore, Linglong ordered these people the next day. come out.

She said yesterday that it should not exceed a hundred words. However, the three people who were pointed out by her today are the general political envoys and deputy envoys. He has a goatee. He wrote three thousand characters, and there are two remaining. One person is the attendant of the Inspectorate, and the other is the Guozijian Jijiu. They are all people with no real power but high reputation. Together, the three of them wrote more than 10,000 characters!

Linglong did not beat or scold or move the sword. She just told Hu Xiuhe on the side: "Go and pass these three Aiqing's folds into the ancestral temple. In front of me, the emperors of the Dali dynasty, let the temple blessing personally burn it, so as to teach the emperors of the past. Look, what kind of talented and virtuous courtiers have been passed down to our generation."

Hu Xiuhe's noodles didn't change color: "Yes."

He took the three-fold paper in both hands and turned and left, but the three of them were anxious! This ancestral temple is the place where the memorial tablets of the emperors of the past dynasties are enshrined. Only the emperor is qualified to enter. As courtiers, the Zhezi must be sent to the ancestral temple to be burned to the emperors of the past dynasties... This, this is simply their life!

The secretary of the general political ambassador is anxious: "Your Majesty! Never use it, never use it!"

"What can't you do?" Linglong is curious. "If you don't listen to what I said, I went to ask my father, grandfather, and elders in the past. If you want to come to them, you would be happy to listen. If this book is well written Now, to make them happy, I will send you to accompany you, and it happens to be able to round out your loyalty. Isn’t it beautiful?"

Why are the others obedient, but the three of them are not? One is to play for the feudal lord, and the other is to step on her to get ahead!

Recognizing her as the emperor is because of the emperor Xiaozong’s will, but they are not happy to ask these officials to submit to the female emperor. In this way, they can show their extraordinary things when they confront Linglong. Simply put, they want to earn money by stepping on the female emperor. Own reputation.

Think, get, and be beautiful.

For fame, go to the ancestral temple and ask the emperors of the past!

The three of them all knelt down and pleaded guilty for mercy, but it was a pity that Linglong was never a kind person, she wanted wholehearted obedience!

Soon, Hu Xiuhe returned and Linglong asked, "Is there a miracle?"

Hu Xiuhe respectfully shook his head: "Return to your Majesty, never before."

"It seems that your folds are not well written, otherwise, how can a gentle and tolerant person like my father do not give up his will? It is really a sin to smear the eyes of the emperors of the past."

"Your Majesty." King Shu went out to salute, "The words of ghosts and gods are illusory. These three adults are also dedicated to your Majesty's good. Please, your Majesty -"

"The king of Shu means that after the death of the emperors of the past, they are no longer in the world, so there is no need for future generations to have a sense of awe?"

King Shu was stunned by this sophistry, did he mean the same thing with the little female emperor? Just as she was about to explain, Linglong didn't like to listen. She laughed: "It's blame Dao Emperor who just died, and the four uncles rushed over, even the imperial decree couldn't wait."

The irony before the words was very strong. When Emperor Xiaozong died, the four princes heard that the throne had passed to Linglong, and immediately rushed to the capital in the name of national funeral. As a vassal king, he must not be summoned or out of the fief. These rules seem to have been They ate it!

She just insisted that the emperor is alive, your folds burned, and the emperors did not respond, it means that your writing is not good! If you write badly, if you dare not listen to my words and provoke me, you are a prosecutor and thief!

It's so overbearing and unreasonable. It's obvious that you want to clean up these three early birds. Whoever dares to come out to make love will follow along with bad luck. She is the emperor and what she likes to say!

King Shu could only abandon this chess piece and return to the ranks.

This is the meaning of acquiescence and concession.

Linglong smiled brightly at the three ministers who were kneeling on the ground. This is probably the happiest smile she has had in the past two days. Emperor Xiaozong and Empress Ren'an are both dragons and phoenixes, and she looks outstanding, and she is even more blue. However, this extremely beautiful smile did not relax the three kneeling on the ground. Instead, her scalp was numb, and a layer of cold sweat appeared on her forehead. It just felt like it was being watched by some dangerous beast, and there was nowhere to escape.

"I said yesterday that if you exceed one word, you will be punished in multiples. The three Aiqings are really brave. In order to challenge my authority, everyone has no less than 3,000 words. Your salary is not enough after the penalty is over. What should I do?"

She stretched out a finger and scratched her pink cheek. She looked like a sad little girl, but nowadays, no one regards her as a young tiger who can tease and deceive-no matter how immature it is. The tiger is also a beast.

The daughter of Emperor Xiaozong is more like an emperor than Emperor Xiaozong.

She was so distressed with a sweet voice, and the three people kneeling on the ground trembled, not to mention any clean names in the past, life and death are not in the hands of the little empress! The rest of the people who didn't say a word also had their own minds.

Little Empress, she is too arrogant.

She doesn’t tell you everything about constraints, balances, or imperial minds. She just doesn’t follow the routines as she pleases, but no matter how you guard against it, she is the emperor and she is orthodox. She has a way to do you, unless you can do it. That old face said that I don’t want it. I just refused to accept it and wanted to change the direction to usurp the throne—and before you succeed, everyone in the world can drown your head with a single spit!

It's not orthodox, or the upper ranks are not righteous. I don't know how many people with evil intentions want to follow this scene of adding a yellow robe. Even if King Wu is a shameless leader, he wants to imprison the king's name in front of the little empress. No. His Majesty didn’t even want to call, the result? Stabbing a sword into the intestines, **** and painful death!

Who dare to say anything?

If you want power, you have to die. If you want power, you have to swallow your anger. That's the truth.

"Your Majesty, the minister has something to say."

As soon as this clear and gentle voice sounded, Linglong followed the prestige, and saw a young man in a cyan embroidered tiger-print official gown holding an elephant wat out of the queue, first saluting, and then saying: "Lu You at the Hanlin Academy, wish Share the worries for your majesty."

Linglong blinked and did not respond. First, he looked at this person from head to toe. In later history, he said that he "face is like a powder, eyes are like meteors, with a tiger body and a great abdomen and a wolf waist. "It is a character with both civil and military talents. Compared with the gentle and dedicated Emperor Xiaozong, this Wei Tai|zu is another kind of charm, and it is more in line with the future generations' imagination of the emperor, saying that one is not two, killing and decisive, but at this moment, he is not Wei Tai|zu, It was a fifth-grade civil official in the Dali Dynasty. He was slender and tall in an official robe. As for the wolf-armed waist, he couldn't see it. He felt that the waist was very thin and the body should be very good.

He is a truly beautiful young man.

Judging from the temperament, it is not at all as recorded in later generations. Yes, right now, you are trying to hide your power and prepare to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger. How can you show all your cards?

The dynasties change, it is impossible to tell who is right and who is wrong. But at the moment she is the emperor, if Lu You has any thoughts... she doesn't care whether history will change as a result.

"Lu Aiqing said it's okay."

Lu You gave another salute: "The minister thought that although the three adults had disobeyed your majesty, they had been diligent and devoted to the country for many years. They had no merit or hard work. It would be better to ask the three adults to make up for the fined salaries—— So, isn't it the best of both worlds?"

Linglong thought, this person really knows how to behave. Anyway, she can't cut off the heads of three people because of the trivial matter of the number of folds, but if it is not punished, it will be difficult to let it go. This method proposed by Lu You is really true. It’s true that the fines of these three people’s salaries paid for it is an astronomical amount. Although they are fined, they can maintain their official status without worrying about their lives. The princes who take refuge are not willing to speak for themselves, a Hanlin. The attendant, however, stepped forward... It is true that both sides are not guilty, and both sides are pleased.

"Never mind." Linglong sighed, "Originally, I thought that I had committed the first offense with three Aiqings. I thought about the suspension in March and thought about it behind closed doors. However, I think that Lu Qing's method is better, so I will limit the three Aiqings who will be punished within one day. Make up the money, and then suspend your job for another three months!"

Lu You could almost feel the scorching eyes of the three adults penetrating his skin, but he stepped back without changing his face, Linglong still praised him: "Lu Qing really knows my heart."

Lu You:...

Is this really just an eleven-year-old girl? Or is it the royal blood, which cannot be inferred by common sense?

But at the moment, the little empress clearly lacks a capable minister on her side. Now she uses fierce means to stab the courtiers. The most lacking is someone who can be trusted. At this moment, when he stepped forward, she couldn't trust her. , Shouldn't be treated like this, the little lady emperor put him on the fire in a few words!