There's something wrong with these witches

Chapter 13 Why is she panting?

"My wife."

"The spirit tiger you mentioned just now has been crushed by your foot." Even the knowledgeable Lu Xun swallowed his saliva subconsciously when he saw the scene in front of him, and said with fear. He knew that his wife was very powerful, but he didn't expect that she could crush a beast with one foot.

If my wife is like this, then her master, Miao Fengxian, is not so powerful.

Lu Xun has not figured out Miao Fengxian's cultivation level yet, but from the strength of her beatings on weekdays and the degree to which he fainted, her cultivation level is so terrifying that anyone in front of her is probably an ant.

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"Oh, so that's how it is." Xuanyin pursed her lips and asked casually, "Did you fight it just now?"

"Almost."

Lu Xun looked at the place where the white tiger was crushed, carefully looking for its demon pill, and answered absent-mindedly, "I have been fighting desperately. I knew that my wife would definitely come to find me. As a result, when this thought just came up, my wife came on a sword. My wife, it turns out that we are in sync."

Xuanyin frowned and said coldly, "Don't be sentimental. Who is in sync with you? I just don't want to be preached by my master. And how long do you want to keep calling me my wife?"

"In this life."

Lu Xun's mind was all on the demon pill, and he didn't care what Xuanyin said at all. After all, such a powerful monster must have a lot of cultivation in its demon pill.

Hearing his answer, Xuanyin was slightly stunned. She felt an indescribable throbbing in her heart after being lonely for four hundred years. This was the second time she had encountered such a situation. The last time was this morning when he hit her butt hard with his head.

"Lecher"

Xuanyin pursed her lips lightly, looking at the dusty Lu Xun in front of her intentionally or unintentionally. Seeing that he seemed to be looking for something, she said coldly: "What are you looking for?"

"Why is there no demon pill?"

"Did you step on it and explode it?" Lu Xun asked doubtfully.

"Where can the demon pill come from? It hasn't cultivated into a human form." Xuanyin curled her lips and explained seriously: "Only when the spiritual roots are opened and it can transform into a human form can the demon pill be gathered. So why are you looking for the demon pill? You are not a Taoist priest."

"To sell it for money."

"A high-quality demon pill is expensive." Lu Xun shrugged, raised his head and looked at the cold demon woman in front of him, and said earnestly: "You are a demon and don't understand the power of silver."

"Humph."

"Such a vulgar thing. I don't want it." Xuanyin pursed her lips and continued Then she said, "Besides, it's not like Master has collected countless gold and silver treasures in the past thousand years, all hidden in a secret room, including countless so-called celebrity paintings and calligraphy, any one of which is worth a thousand taels of gold."

"!!!"

When Lu Xun heard his wife's words, he was almost stunned, his eyes were full of astonishment and unbelievable expressions, and he was even a little at a loss, and hurriedly said, "Does your Master really have so many gold and silver treasures?"

"Can this be false?"

"I have been there countless times." Xuanyin said indifferently.

For a moment,

Lu Xun's mind was buzzing, and a bolder idea was born. Why don't I marry Miao Fengxian too? I have married this four hundred-year-old demon woman, and I have worked hard. I might as well marry another demon woman who is over a thousand years old. It seems... It seems that there is no problem.

At this moment,

Lu Xun wanted to go back now, find Miao Fengxian directly, and then hug her beautiful legs tightly, begging her bitterly. Auntie, I don't want to work hard anymore!

"What are you thinking about?"

Xuan Yin looked at him smiling and frowning, and asked curiously.

"Nothing, nothing."

Lu Xun put away his unrealistic but promising fantasy and said softly: "My lady, let's go."

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"Go back by yourself!"

Xuan Yin snorted coldly, and then flew away, leaving Lu Xun standing there alone, looking up at the sky.

When Lu Xun returned to the dilapidated temple, he saw the cold and cold witch sitting cross-legged on the dry grass with her eyes closed. Although he was angry, he did not disturb her. He sat down in the corner, opened his package, and fiddled with the things inside. Lime powder, sleeve arrows, arsenic, and meteor darts were all things that people in the martial arts world were afraid of.

In fact, Lu Xun had experienced a psychological struggle when buying these things. He claimed to be a gentleman, and with his iron wall, no one should be able to hurt him, but the martial arts world was dangerous, who knew what would happen.

"What did you buy in the city? Crackling." Xuanyin asked coldly with his eyes closed.

"Nothing."

"A small gadget for self-defense. You can't be by my side every day, so buy some hidden weapons to protect yourself." Lu Xun put away his stuff and looked at Xuanyin who was sitting cross-legged. He hesitated for a moment and said softly: "A lot of people came to Quanzhou City. Today I met two groups of people. One dressed as a Taoist priest and the other dressed as a bandit."

"Yeah."

"That's all?"

Xuanyin said calmly: "Nothing else?"

"What else?"

"Do you want me to ask them one by one? Ask them if they are here to grab the first opportunity of the Heavenly Dao?" Lu Xun said unhappily: "I know you want to take this opportunity to beat me up and vent your dissatisfaction with me these two days. In fact, you don't need to be so scheming. If you want to beat me up, just beat me up. Just like your master."

Xuanyin was silent for a long time, and said coldly: "I'm not that kind of person."

As soon as the words fell,

Sensing something was wrong, he changed his words and said, "I'm not this kind of monster. Don't think of me so badly, or I'll beat you to death."

Lu Xun didn't say anything. He sat there and stared at Xuanyin's profile. He couldn't help but ask himself, would he have become a couple with her without Miao Fengxian's strong intervention?

When faced with this question, she didn't know what kind of answer to give. From a personality perspective, she strongly refused. She would shout and kill at every turn, and her key strength was so terrifying that she simply couldn't help it. But if In terms of body shape, I feel like I can hold on.

"What are you looking at me doing?"

Xuanyin noticed something strange about him and found him staring at her blankly. An imperceptible touch flashed between his eyebrows and asked coldly.

"nothing."

"I just want to look at you quietly, madam."

Lu Xun pursed his lips, took out a box of high-quality rouge from his arms, and said softly: "I passed by a shop selling rouge and gouache in the city, and I bought you a box of the best rouge. Although you may use Not much, but it’s a piece of my heart. This small box cost me most of my savings.”

Saying,

Then he threw it directly to Xuanyin.

When Xuanyin received the box of rouge he threw, he looked at the small box in his hand carefully, an inexplicable emotion surged in his heart, and then he opened it silently.

at the same time,

Lu Xun was sitting not far away, looking at her with confusion on his face, his mind full of questions.

Why is she out of breath?

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