There's something wrong with these witches

When Lu Xun woke up and saw Miao Yao Nu and Su Xian Zi lying beside him, he did not feel the slightest bit of excitement or excitement, but only deep regret and anxiety. What did he miss last night? He was completely unaware of such a godsend opportunity, and he would be punished by the gods!

Miao Fengxian and Su Jingyi saw Lu Xun was silent, his face full of helplessness and annoyance, with a slight arc on the corner of his mouth. Miao Yaonu reached out and touched his strong chest, muttering: "You bad thing finally let you succeed, are you happy?"

Lu Xun looked at her with a dull face, looking at the big demon girl who was smiling charmingly beside him, his heart was even more painful, and he asked carefully: "Did the three of us sleep together last night?"

"What?"

"I and your Miao sister are lying here, can't it explain what happened last night?" Su Jingyi reached out and gently pinched his cheek, and said angrily: "Little thing is so bad. You kissed and hugged me and your Miao sister last night, and you still."

As soon as the voice fell,

Su Jingyi gently pinched his thigh meat, then turned his face away and looked at a certain place. The cheeks on both sides were even more burning, as if she was very ashamed of what happened last night.

Su Xianzi's words and performance made Lu Xun feel hysterical and helpless. It seemed that there were many beautiful moments hidden in the lost memory of last night, but he knew nothing about it and had no impression of it at all.

Think about what happened last night.

First, I took a bath in the hot spring, and then Su Xianzi suddenly visited. Then, she naturally spoke a lot of nonsense. Su Xianzi gradually became irritable and excited. Then the wonderful demon girl came in with a sword, and the hellish Shura field officially began. After that, I slipped out and went to the roof to think about life. Unknowingly, they came, and the wonderful hugs came.

Hugging and hugging, I was inspired to write poems, and played the trick of asking the moon with wine in front of them, and then I got drunk. Could it be that everything happened when I was drunk?

Oh!

My heart aches, and I feel that there is no hope in life.

The more Lu Xun thought about it, the more distressed he became. The more he thought about it, the more regretful he became. It is said that drinking can cause trouble. He used to not take this statement seriously, but now it is really happening to him. Thinking about it, a sentence from Lu Fengxian flashed through his mind: I have been hurt by alcohol and sex, and I am so haggard. From today on, I will quit drinking!

"That."

Lu Xun looked at Miao Yaonu beside him, and then looked at Su Xianzi beside him, and asked cautiously: "So, have you two reconciled?"

Miao Fengxian and Su Jingyi looked at each other, and Miao Yaonu said lightly: "If you want me to reconcile with her, unless the sky falls, otherwise, I will always fight with her. After all, she stole the most important thing from me, and this is unforgivable!"

"Same here."

"I will not reconcile with you either." Su Jingyi replied leisurely.

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Lu Xun didn't know what to say for a while. They were already sleeping together, but they were still scheming and jealous. It seems that there will be many factions in this family in the future, and it will be a palace drama all day long.

"Hey"

"I've seen through it now. You two can do whatever you want." Lu Xun really had no choice but to let it go. Then he carefully stretched out his hands and gently held their hands. He looked left and right and said shyly: "It's still early. How about we continue the happiness of last night?"

Miao Fengxian and Su Jingyi each showed a meaningful smile. The delicate hands were withdrawn from his hands. They slowly sat up from the bed, wearing a loose and elegant robe. Then they walked out of the room with light steps, twisting their hips, and trembling, leaving Lu Xun lying there alone, with pain and helplessness between his eyebrows.

"Miao Sister"

"Auntie Su."

Lu Xun shouted bitterly

Miao Fengxian and Su Jingyi stopped, looked back at him affectionately, and left here again.

After an unknown amount of time,

Angaluo came in leisurely, looking at Lu Xun lying on the bed with no hope in life, and asked calmly: "You have escaped this disaster, why do you look so hopeless?"

"You don't understand"

Lu Xun curled his lips and said with a sad face: "I missed the most important step in my life last night."

Angaluo guessed what it was instantly. He returned to his residence last night when he saw that the time was almost right, and as a result, he saw Miao Yaonu and Su Xianzi supporting him. Walk into the room. After a while, they came out, and he happened to see them go in together in the early morning. As expected, they were deliberately teasing him, making him mistakenly think that they had slept together, but he could not enjoy the happiness of sleeping together, and he has been living in endless regret. However, the real situation is that nothing happened.

Tsk tsk tsk.

These two women are so vicious! Look at this poor little man, he was fooled and stunned, but he deserved it. What he did was not human, he was worse than an animal. It was a pity that his talent was lost. The poem he wrote last night.

Thinking of this,

Angalo couldn't help but be obsessed.

"Alas"

"I heard from them that you have extraordinary literary talent. I wonder...Is this true?" Angalo asked casually.

"Just the best strength in the world." Lu Xun curled his lips, looked up at the pretty mature woman in the Western Regions in front of him, and answered lightly.

If she had heard his words before, An Jialuo would have sneered, but after listening to the poem of "Wenyue" last night, she believed it a little bit. She slowly walked to the edge of the bed, bent down and sat beside him. The plump buttocks under the skirt were instantly outlined in the most perfect shape, but it was still a little smaller than the wonderful demon girl.

"Do you have any poems that you have heard of?" An Jialuo asked curiously.

Lu Xun shook his head and replied lightly: "I don't seek fame and fortune, I just entertain myself."

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"Can I enjoy a few poems?" An Jialuo asked.

"Well, this"

Lu Xun pondered for a while, nodded silently, and said: "Okay, okay. It's not a difficult thing."

Then

Lu Xun randomly selected a poem from the poems he had read before, the one he read to Su Jingyi when he first went on a boat trip with her.

"Uh"

"This poem is what I read when I met Jingyi." Lu Xun said leisurely: "You were born before I was born, I was born when you were old; you hate that I was born late, I hate that you were born early. The artistic conception is not very good, but the situation at that time, Jingyi and I had not yet made our relationship clear, and we were in the stage of hidden feelings, and then I improvised this poem under the influence of alcohol to express my full unwillingness, and then."

"Then you two are done."

Angaluo pursed his lips and muttered in his heart, let alone Jingyi, if it were me, I would also throw myself into her arms.

This poem sounds ordinary, but thinking of the scene at that time and the age gap between them, it is so perfect. The unwillingness contained in it is like a surging tide, and it is inadvertently plucked to the heartstrings deep in my heart.

"Anything else?"

"What about Miao Yaonu? What poems have you read to Miao Yaonu?" An Jialuo asked.

"Too many to remember."

"But I can improvise a poem for you now." Lu Xun pursed his lips and said softly: "As a reward for helping me, what do you think?"

Hearing that Lu Xun wanted to improvise a poem for her, An Jialuo nodded repeatedly and said: "Okay, okay!"

"Uh"

"Wait. Let me think about it."

Lu Xun tilted his head and pondered for a while, and suddenly an idea came to him. He whispered to himself quietly: "There is a beauty in the Western Regions, peerless and independent; one look at her can make the city fall, and another look can make the country fall; would you rather not know that she can make the city fall and the country fall? It's hard to find such a beauty again."

Although it is concise, it is not monotonous. The amazing exaggeration and contrast in it highlight its characteristics. At this moment, An Jialuo's eyebrows revealed a hint of shyness. Although she is free and easy by nature, facing such straightforward praise, the shyness in her heart is still surging.

"The most beautiful woman in the world"

Angaluo pursed her lips, feeling a little happy in her heart. All women in this world like to be praised, such as Miao Yaonu, Su Xianzi, and An Jialuo even more so.

Oh, hey.

What should I do if I want it more and more? I don't know if there are any similar little men in the Central Plains. I don't ask for much handsomeness or strength, but I just ask for my literary talent to be comparable to him, but... But even so, it's quite difficult, right? It seems that this can only be him.

No, no, no!

Don't have such thoughts. First of all, this is a hateful philandering stinky hooligan. Secondly, I can't beat Miao Yaonu and Su Xianzi.

"Hey?"

"Where are you going?" Lu Xun looked at the mature woman in the Western Regions and stood up suddenly, then walked away without looking back, and asked curiously.

"What does it have to do with you where I go? Get out!"

Angaluo's steps were a little messy, and there was a hint of urgency in his words.

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"It's inexplicable." Lu Xun pursed his lips and muttered quietly.

He looked at the bed curtain quietly, his face full of sorrow and distress.

What did he do last night?

Splash--

Angaluo wore a robe and poured cold water on himself. The biting cold washed away all distracting thoughts, including some unrealistic fantasies deep in his heart.

"Finally calmed down"

Angaluo sighed, frowned, and muttered to himself: "This pure Yang body is too terrible. It's only been a few days, and I have a strange idea about him, and even have the urge to throw myself into his arms."

"No, no."

"I can't let him stay. If he continues to stay here, I will be burning with desire sooner or later. I can't resist the temptation of the pure Yang body at all."

Angaluo pursed his lips, wiped the water stains on his body in a hurry, changed into a clean and refreshing nightgown, and hurried to find Miao Fengxian and Su Jingyi.

This little man can't be kept!