There's something wrong with these witches

Chapter 86 My wife's bold idea

"Why are you here so late today?"

When Lu Xun saw the little fox coming to his room, he didn't notice her expression at the moment. He sat in front of the desk and asked casually.

"Master just came to see me."

The little fox slowly came to the opposite side of Lu Xun, jumped up on the wooden chair, stretched out his delicate little hands, slowly spread his palms, handed the small blue pill to Lu Xun, and said softly : "This is what Master asked me to give to you."

Lu Xun was overjoyed when he saw the elixir in the little fox's hand. He hurriedly took it from her hand and swallowed it in an instant. With the magical effect of this elixir and the powerful assistance of the pure Yang body The two waists that were originally sore and painful have returned to their former peak condition.

In fact, Lu Xun is already an extraordinary person. If anyone else had toiled for several hours in a row, or even stayed up all night and stayed up early in the morning without forgetting to consolidate for another hour, he would have been doomed long ago. Even the so-called peerless hunk would have gone through such high-intensity torture. , it is difficult to recover without rest for a month and a half, even with the magical blue elixir, it will take about a week.

"Tsk tsk tsk"

"The effect of this little pill is too strong. Do you know what kind of pill it is?" Lu Xun looked at the little fox in front of him and asked curiously: "Did your master refine it himself?"

The little fox shook his head and replied silently: "I don't know what kind of elixir this is, eh. My master doesn't know how to make elixirs. Only alchemists know how to make elixirs. She, she all relies on robbing, robbing elixirs from others. Medicine, there used to be a very powerful alchemist who was said to be able to refine elixirs of immortality, and then the master robbed all the elixirs from that alchemist overnight. "

Ouch.

This witch is so heinous! It seems I must take action to bring peace to this world!

Lu Xun pursed his lips, and when he was about to speak, he noticed the worried expression on the little fox and asked in confusion: "Are you worried? Why do you look so depressed?"

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"It's nothing." The little fox puffed up his cheeks, his brows filled with stubbornness and willfulness, and murmured: "Let's start telling a story. Tell me carefully, don't be careless, I'm not stupid."

"Okay, okay, okay."

Lu Xun waved his hand and began to tell the little fox the follow-up story of Journey to the West.

The little fox, who was still worried at first, was instantly distracted by the wonderful story, especially at the thrilling moment. The two furry tails behind his butt were inadvertently exposed and kept shaking. From the perspective of wagging its tail, the little fox is very happy at this moment.

I don’t know how long it will take,

Today's happy time is over. Lu Xun picked up the tea cup and took a sip. He simply moistened his throat and said softly: "Okay. Today's story has come to an end, and the finale will be tomorrow. After I finish telling the finale, Let me tell you a new story, have you heard of Fengshenbang? "

At first, when the little fox learned that Journey to the West would end tomorrow, she felt a little reluctant to leave. But Lu Xun said that there was a new story, which immediately made her curious. She shook her head and said, "No, no, is the list of gods good? Doesn't it sound like it? Like Journey to the West?"

"Well"

"They belong to different themes, and each has its merits." Lu Xun smiled softly and said, "Of course there are no bad books, only people who tell bad stories. Don't worry, they will definitely make you want to read them."

The little fox showed a satisfied smile, then stared straight at Lu Xun with his big and smart eyes, and asked doubtfully: "Why do you know so much?"

"you guess."

Lu Xun smiled slightly and did not answer the little fox's question.

"snort!"

The little fox raised his cute little head, then straightened up his ordinary body, and said angrily: "If you don't tell me, don't tell me, and you make me guess. I don't want to guess, and it won't do me any good. Anyway, you do it every day." Just tell me a story, I won’t bother with the rest.”

As soon as the words fell,

The little fox glanced at him quietly and said in a sweet voice: "Also, don't forget to promise me that when Sister Xuanyin survives these seven days, you will take me down the mountain to play."

"Do not worry."

"I won't forget it." Lu Xun flattened his mouth and said leisurely: "But there is something that makes me very angry. If you don't give me an explanation for this matter, I'm afraid. I won't take you down the mountain to play. ”

The little fox's two tails suddenly became furry, and she looked at him with a bewildered expression. Until her eyes met, Xuan Shi suddenly lowered her head in shame, held onto the hem of her skirt with her delicate little hands, and said squeakingly: " I was wrong."

"What's wrong?"

Lu Xun put away his gentleness and asked seriously: "What's wrong?"

"that."

"I shouldn't lie to you." The little fox murmured in a low voice: "Actually, that place is where Sister Xuanyin works best. You should know the effect."

nonsense!

Almost died on her!

Lu Xun was so angry in his heart. Nothing happened at first, but with a few moves, he instantly activated the little demon girl. Fortunately, he was strong, but even so, he was still knocked unconscious by her twists and turns. small waist

"I won't dare to do it anymore."

The little fox said cowardly: "Can you forgive me just once?"

"That won't work."

"You will be punished if you do something wrong." Lu Xun said seriously: "If you do something wrong every time and I forgive you every time, you will not be remembered for a long time. In order to prevent you from continuing to lie to me in the future, you must be punished. Punishment!”

"Being punished?"

The little fox raised his head, stared at him in disbelief, and asked, "How do you want to punish me?"

"Well"

"Like Xuanyin, you must be slapped on the palm."

While speaking,

Lu Xun took out the thin bamboo sticks he had prepared in advance and said sternly: "Put out your hands!"

"You!"

The little fox quickly retracted her hands behind her back and said angrily: "How dare you hit me?"

"Put out your hands!"

"Who told you to lie to me? If you don't put out your hands, the previous agreement will be cancelled." Lu Xun said seriously: "You make your own choice."

Faced with the serious and earnest Lu Xun, the little fox was a little at a loss for a while. She wanted to go down the mountain to play, but she didn't want to be slapped on the palm. After thinking about it, she finally stretched out her delicate little hands obediently and closed her eyes at the same time.

The front end of her fingers was gently pinched by him, and the little fox's heart trembled suddenly, and a feeling of nervousness and fear swept over her body.

However,

the heart-wrenching pain did not appear, only the thin bamboo stick gently touched the palm twice, which was a little itchy

"That's it."

"Don't lie to me again in the future." Lu Xun let go of the delicate little hand, looked at the cute and delicate little fox in front of him, and said softly: "Wait for Xuanyin to survive seven days, I will take you down the mountain, but don't be naughty when you go down the mountain, and obey my arrangements in everything."

The little fox looked at him straight, and the calm lake in the depths of her heart was rippling. She touched the palm that had just been "beaten", and an indescribable emotion began to erupt, and a faint blush climbed up on both sides of her face.

She turned her head slightly, pouted her plump little mouth high, and muttered: "Why should I listen to you in everything? I don't have any freedom at all."

As soon as the voice fell,

the little fox jumped off the chair and walked away without looking back until she walked to the door of the house and looked back at him.

"Lu Xun."

"One day in the future, if Sister Xuanyin and I quarrel, which side will you stand on?" The little fox asked, "Are you on Sister Xuanyin's side, or on my side?"

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"Don't say anything that is not conducive to unity." Lu Xun laughed unhappily.

"Playing the game!"

The little fox rolled his eyes and left the house silently.

It was night,

The little demon girl was only wearing a plain nightgown, sitting on the edge of the cliff and quietly looking at the starry sky above her head. At this moment, she had not been burned by the virtual Yin, and her mind was very clear. A gentle breeze blew over her face, blowing up her black hair.

"Madam?"

"Why are you sitting here?"

The voice of the bad husband came from behind, interrupting the little demon girl's thoughts. She slowly turned her head and looked at Lu Xun who was walking towards her. Her cold and charming face revealed a shallow happiness. She said softly: "It's boring to stay in the house all the time."

After saying that,

She gently patted the seat next to her and murmured: "Sit here."

"It's too dangerous."

"You know I'm afraid of heights." Lu Xun shook his head and said softly: "Madam, let's go back to the house."

"How can I let you fall when I'm by your side?" The little demon girl urged angrily: "Come here quickly!"

In the end,

Lu Xun still sat beside her obediently, and the little demon girl couldn't wait to get into his arms, greedily sniffing the strong masculine scent, feeling the sense of security brought by the strong body, and a strong impulse was gradually aroused.

"Husband."

"Xuan Yin will never leave you, and you must never leave Xuan Yin either." The little demon girl lay in his arms, gently stroking his strong chest, and said with blurred eyes: "And there can be no other women, only me as a wife."

"Yes, yes, yes."

"You said it last time." Lu Xun hugged the smart waist and said softly.

"I'm afraid you forgot."

The little demon girl pursed her lips, raised her head and kissed his cheek, slowly moved to his ear, and murmured: "I had a dream last night. I dreamed that I, the little fox and my master were serving you together. I don't know why I didn't feel jealous, but... I was very happy."

Ah. This.

Lu Xun's heart trembled, and he smiled and said: "A family should be neat and tidy."

"Hmph!"

"You wish!"

The little demon girl gently bit his ear and scolded: "You have me, it's enough."

As he spoke.

Consciousness gradually began to blur, and reason was about to be swallowed up completely.

"My dear, I can't do it anymore."

Xuan Yin panted and whispered hesitantly: "My dear, I have a bold idea"

Then,

The out-of-control little demon girl leaned over Lu Xun's ear, muttering, and her cold and beautiful face became more and more rosy.

"What?"