There's something wrong with these witches

"Lady! Slow down, slow down."

"I'm really afraid of heights!"

Lu Xun sat on Xuanyin's flying sword, holding her slender jade legs tightly with both hands, and kept shouting.

Along the way, Xuanyin listened to his nagging and wanted to throw him away. She bit her lips and said angrily: "Can you shut up? You kept arguing all the way. Believe it or not, I will kill you." Throw it down?"

"Believe! Believe! Believe!"

Lu Xun closed his eyes and said tremblingly: "Can you please slow down?"

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"Really annoying."

Xuanyin pursed her lips, and then her sword control slowed down.

Lu Xun, who felt this, breathed a sigh of relief, but still held one of Xuanyin's jade legs tightly with both hands, and said: "By the way, when will the witch named Xuan Shi come back? What does she look like? Does it look similar to you and your master? "

"What is her relationship with you? Why are you asking so much?" Xuanyin said coldly.

"Just ask."

"You also know that I am quite curious." Lu Xun said with a smile.

Xuanyin snorted coldly and said lightly: "I don't know when she will come back. Although this little fox is not high in cultivation, he has a wild mind. Whenever he gets a chance, he sneaks down the mountain and sometimes goes crazy for a week. , Sometimes I would go crazy for a month. In short, I would be beaten to pieces by Master every time I went home, but unfortunately I never remembered it. "

"oh"

"Then what is she doing outside?" Lu Xun then asked.

"how could I know."

Xuanyin frowned and said calmly: "When she comes back, you can ask her yourself. But first, let me remind you that when the little fox was young, he witnessed his parents being killed and skinned, so he was always very worried. Hate you."

"Understand."

"Just come and beat me up."

Lu Xun pursed his lips and said silently: "She shouldn't be able to beat me, right?"

"Probably a tie."

"Her cultivation level is about the same as yours." Xuanyin replied: "At most a little higher than you, but it won't hurt if she beats you. Your ability to take a beating is quite strong."

"That's fine."

Lu Xun secretly breathed a sigh of relief and continued to ask, "What does she look like?"

"What do you want to do?"

Xuanyin remembered the master's warning, and with a hint of vigilance on her brows, she said: "Little fox, you have a simple mind. You'd better be more honest with me, otherwise I will take your dog's head!"

"Take it, take it."

"I won't resist. You can take it if you want." Lu Xun curled his lips and said angrily: "Threat me every day and beat me every day. It's better to die."

This time,

Xuanyin said nothing, quietly stepping on his flying sword and flying towards Quanzhou.

"well"

"Lu Xun." Xuanyin pursed her red lips and called his name coldly.

"Well?"

"What do you want, ma'am?" Lu Xun asked.

Xuanyin was silent for a while and said softly: "Do you think humans and demons can come together?"

"Human and demon?"

"Are you talking about emotions?"

Lu Xun pondered for a moment and said sincerely: "True love can transcend races. I know a buddy. His surname is Xu Mingxian. He is an honest and conscientious doctor. One day he was playing by the lake, and then he met his future wife at Broken Bridge. , and his future wife is a white snake who has been practicing for thousands of years, of course he doesn’t know that. "

"Then he and his future wife got married, and they lived together lovingly. Finally, they had a child, and it was a boy named Xu Shilin." Lu Xun paused and said seriously: "Look .This is true love.”

"Why do I feel like you are telling a story?"

There was a hint of doubt on Xuanyin's face, and she said unconvincingly: "It is the most disrespectful thing in the world for a man to fall in love with a demon. Why haven't I heard of it? Why have you seen it?"

"Why, why, why, why do you have so many whys?" Lu Xun said angrily: "You might as well change your name to 'why'."

As soon as he finished speaking,

The speed of the flying sword increased again. Lu Xun was so frightened that he hugged Xuanyin's jade leg tightly and begged for mercy miserably: "I was wrong, I was wrong, please slow down."

"snort!"

Xuanyin snorted coldly and said angrily: "If you dare to talk back casually, don't blame me for being rude."

After saying that,

He asked coldly: "Tell me! Were you just making things up?"

"I also heard about it. In fact, if you believe it, there will be it. If you don't believe it, there won't be it. It all depends on whether you believe it or not." Lu Xun smiled and said, "Madam, there are still many beautiful things in this world worth looking forward to. Look for him in the crowd. After a thousand clicks, I suddenly looked back, but that person was there, in the dim light."

If she were an ordinary woman, she would have imagined it a long time ago, but Xuanyin is not an ordinary woman. She is a snake spirit who has been practicing for four hundred years, and has not been to school for four hundred years. After hearing what Lu Xun said, she was immediately stunned. His face turned dark.

"Ouch."

"Why are you so fast again?"

Lu Xun shouted with horror on his face: "I'm going to die! I'm going to die!"

"You know that I don't understand, but you insist on dragging me down. You are deliberately bullying me!" Xuanyin said angrily, "I won't stop."

Oh my God!

My self-esteem is pretty strong.

At this moment, Lu Xun felt helpless. What evil had he done to allow himself to meet her.

When someone still feels that his fate is unfair, Xuanyin, who is flying on the sword, is still indignant in her heart. The more she thinks about it, the angrier she gets. The angrier she gets, the more she wants to throw him down.

In fact, Xuanyin's temper is usually very stable. Although she has a stern face and a serious look every day, she rarely gets angry. The number of times she got angry in the past four hundred years can almost be counted on ten fingers. But since she met Lu Xun, she is either on the road to breaking down or has just been broken down by him.

Especially the fact that she has never been to school is like a thorn that deeply pierces her heart.

No!

When I go back, I have to read some books. It's not enough to just know how to read. I must understand some literary words, so that he won't scold me in the future and I won't understand what he is saying.

But who should I find? Master? Little Fox?

"Ouch."

"What's going on?"

"Why is it so bumpy?"

Lu Xun hugged Xuanyin's jade legs and suddenly started shouting.

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"I encountered an air current."

Xuan Yin came back to her senses, controlled the flying sword under her feet, and answered lightly.

As the ground became more and more bumpy, Lu Xun hugged Xuan Yin's legs tighter and tighter, his heart almost in his throat, and asked tremblingly: "My wife, can you do it?"

"Shut up!"

"Don't affect me."

Xuan Yin tried hard to control her flying sword, constantly adjusting her posture to maintain balance.

Suddenly,

An even stronger air current came towards her.

Then Lu Xun soared into the air, and his head hit the cold witch's hips fiercely.

Xuan Yin, standing on the flying sword, shuddered all over.