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Chapter 714 I will fight you!
"How about this?" An Xiaoxi was sorting through her stock of posters and photos.
Celebrities often have some unused posters and photos. It's not good to throw them away, and they are reluctant to destroy them. Some are directly given to the organizers and staff, and some are brought back and put in the warehouse.
Aunt Liu loves her daughter more, and these posters and photos are collected.
An Xiaoxi is sorting these things now.
If there are too many copies, she will take them out and sign them, and plan to sell them for charity later.
"It's okay, when was it taken?"
Seeing the ponytails, Hao Yun's eyes lit up, he liked ponytails a little.
"What do you mean it's okay, isn't it pretty?"
An Xiaoxi was very dissatisfied with Hao Yun's perfunctory attitude.
"Hiss~" Hao Yun took a mouthful of cold noodles: "An Xiaoxi, I find you a little bit arrogant, you can't forget your last name just because everyone praises you for being beautiful now?"
"My... my last name is An!" An Xiaoxi reached out to pinch, accurately going straight to Hao Yun's soft flesh.
At this moment, the parrot standing on the windowsill spoke.
"My mom is not at home, come on!"
"My mom is not at home, come on!"
"My mom is not at home, come on!"
He shouted three times in a row, and he didn't know if it was an illusion, but he always felt that the more he shouted, the more anxious and impatient it became.
Hao Yun and An Xiaoxi were both stunned.
They looked at each other, and they didn't quite understand why this stupid bird suddenly said this.
But no matter what the reason was, the consequences of this sentence were unimaginable.
When Aunt Liu came back and heard it, she would probably faint directly.
Well, Aunt Liu was indeed not at home these two days, and she went to Jiangcheng for something.
"Did you teach me?" Hao Yun asked cautiously.
He could imagine that after Aunt Liu went out, An Xiaoxi was in love and wanted to ask him to come home.
But she was more reserved, so she practiced there repeatedly.
My mom is not at home, come on!
An Xiaoxi was stunned for a moment, and seemed to understand what Hao Yun meant. She was immediately embarrassed: "I will fight you!"
Looking at An Xiaoxi rushing over, Hao Yun resisted the instinct to kick her away.
No way, a martial artist.
Such an open attack method is simply a human sandbag delivered to the door.
Without fighting back, An Xiaoxi successfully rushed to Hao Yun's side and hammered him twice on the shoulder.
...
That's it?
You don't even have the strength to hit people, but you dare to say that you are a dancer.
After a while of fussing, you still have to solve the problem of the parrot.
Anyone who hears this stupid bird's imitation will probably not think that they are innocent.
Fortunately, An Xiaoxi's grandmother, aunt and other relatives left two days ago.
If they heard it...
There is no way to explain it at all. You can't say that the parrot is lying.
"How about stewing it?" Hao Yun thought of an idea.
This is the most direct and effective way. As long as the parrot barks, this sentence will never be heard again.
"What nonsense are you talking about?" An Xiaoxi was furious.
She liked this bird of Hao Yun so much, how could she bear to stew it.
"It doesn't matter. We can blame it on Heimi and say that Heimi bit it to death. In the spirit of not wasting food, we can stew the body. At most, we can leave a bowl of soup for Auntie."
In terms of cruelty, Hao Yun is definitely at the level of an executioner.
The stupid bird was originally proud of having said a complete sentence, but now it is completely dumbfounded.
It turned around and planned to escape.
Uncle Pi, I can fly!
As a result, I forgot that there was a window glass and hit it head-on.
Almost provided food for the couple at home.
"Look how scared you are!" An Xiaoxi hurried over to check the parrot's injuries and blew air on the parrot's head, as if this would have some therapeutic effect.
"I was just joking, who knew it would react so strongly." Hao Yun was embarrassed.
What she was thinking was, you idiot, even if you fly away, you will definitely fly back when I blow the whistle.
I will boil the water first and let you jump in by yourself.
The parrot stood up after a while.
It didn't dare to run away and began to try its best to please the hostess.
It pecked An Xiaoxi's fingers with its mouth from time to time and rubbed An Xiaoxi's palm with its head.
An Xiaoxi's heart was melted.
Even when Hao Yun wanted to intimidate the parrot and stop it from talking nonsense, she had to stop him.
Hao Yun shook his head and sighed, planning to take the parrot back before leaving and take good care of it after leaving An Xiaoxi's sight.
"Help, help~"
The parrot probably knew that its situation was not good. In fact, although it was smart enough, its IQ was very limited.
It didn't understand why it had to face the fate of being stewed after saying "My mother is not at home".
"It can understand, don't scare it."
An Xiaoxi hugged the parrot in her arms and let it stick to her chest for security.
"I really didn't scare it."
I really wanted to stew it, damn, this bird actually got into the clothes.
"Don't forget, you gave me the black skin."
An Xiaoxi emphasized the sovereignty of the bird, but she didn't continue to hug the silly bird.
At this time, the silly bird became curious about the buttons on the clothes and was pecking at them with its mouth.
It would be embarrassing if it was pecked off.
"I gave you the parrot, and I gave you a vase at the beginning of the year..."
"My mother said you gave me a vase to mock me!"
An Xiaoxi suddenly remembered this. When she first received it, she thought the crystal was very beautiful, but her mother's words changed the quality of the gift.
"Don't change the subject. I gave you a parrot and crystal. I also gave you a Barbie doll on your birthday two days ago. My birthday is more than a month away. What are you going to give me?"
Hao Yun is generous, but he is very particular about reciprocity.
An Xiaoxi's birthday this year was not celebrated with Hao Yun, and he did not invite friends.
Her grandmother felt uncomfortable since the beginning of spring this year. No problems were found in the examination in Jiangcheng. Recently, she came to the capital to find a famous doctor.
It happened to be An Xiaoxi's birthday, and the family happily accompanied the old lady to celebrate An Xiaoxi's birthday.
An Xiaoxi personally cooked two dishes that her grandmother loved.
And Hao Yun...
He really couldn't show up at other people's family dinners, but he still quietly called people out and gave a Barbie doll.
Hao Yun really didn't know what the attraction of this thing was.
But An Xiaoxi liked it.
"What do you want?" An Xiaoxi really wanted to give Hao Yun a gift, but she couldn't think of what to give.
Hao Yun is almost omnipotent.
Last year, she cooked for Hao Yun, but this year it must be different.
That would be too perfunctory.
What's more, Hao Yun is a chef and can cook much better than her.
"I'm 25 years old and still a virgin..." Hao Yun said faintly.
An Xiaoxi and the parrot dropped their jaws in shock.
"So, what do you think I should do to find a girlfriend?"
An Xiaoxi breathed a sigh of relief, but felt a little disappointed.
She thought...
How do I know how to chase a girlfriend? I don't have a girlfriend, and no one has ever chased me.
"Forget it, I guess you don't understand. I'll find some papers on this topic later." Hao Yun loosened his clenched hands, and his back was sweating.
Damn, it shouldn't be like this.
"Hehe... Hehe..." An Xiaoxi was speechless.
Is this person sick?
You deserve to be a virgin.
The atmosphere between the two became awkward again, and even the parrot didn't dare to talk nonsense.
I don't know why, but the two of them often fall into similar awkwardness recently, and they can never go back to the past of brotherly love.
"Keep ten of these, and sell the rest."
An Xiaoxi continued to work and signed his name on the posters he picked out.
"Give me one of these." Hao Yun sorted them into file bags and wrote numbers on the covers.
Just send them out by express delivery later.
These things will be sold online and then used to rescue wild pandas.
An Xiaoxi is now a panda ambassador, always thinking about doing more for pandas.
"Remember to pay!" An Xiaoxi snorted.
"Or should I find some posters or photos and sign them for you to sell?" Hao Yun thought the sales would be good.
"You... you are so ugly, no one will buy it!"
"How am I ugly? You don't know how popular I am. Recently, many female stars have come to me to cooperate."
Hao Yun told the truth. Since the release of "Little Forest", female stars in the circle are almost jealous and crazy. They are even willing to pay Hao Yun to make a similar film.
Well, it may be more than just money.
"Then do you want to shoot?" An Xiaoxi frowned unconsciously.
"I don't have time." Hao Yun shook his head.
Besides, those women always think that as long as they shoot, they will be the beautiful ones, and they don't even look in the mirror.
An Xiaoxi inexplicably became happy again.
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