This commentary car speed is too fast, the whole network laughs crazy!

Directly, five hundred rounds of super fire took off in situ!
This made Luo Yiming immediately burst into laughter and looked sideways.Xiang Rita: “Bao, how much rice can we get?”
“A hundred times??” Rita blurted out immediately because of her willingness to take off frequently at the moment, and she didn’t need to settle accounts too neatly.
“Thanks for Warhorse Drink!”
“As the saying goes, real gold is not afraid of fire, and war horses are more real than real gold. Energy drinks are the best choice for every man!”
“I believe that there are many brothers in the live broadcast room who have the same low self-esteem as the anchor. All the sources are due to lack of confidence, but War Horse Energy Drink, a man’s pure land, and a woman’s paradise, one bottle will hold your head high, and two bottles will If you can beat a tiger, you will feel like you can take it with one hand even if the atomic bomb comes after three bottles!”
“Just this drink, don’t need 998, don’t need 188, only five yuan for a bottle, brothers!”
“Five dollars can change your inferiority complex, and five dollars can make you a strong man. Remember why OMG lost to IG yesterday? It’s because they didn’t drink war horses before the game!”
“A bottle of war horse, you are the God of Killing in the middle!”
“Two bottles of war horses, you are the Uzi of the team battle!”
“Three bottles down, don’t say anything, five kills are soft, and the super god is no longer a dream!”
“Are you still hesitating? Are you still not excited? Think about yourself killing indiscriminately in the game, and your sister is standing next to you and climaxing non-stop, calling your brother so strong. Are you not excited?
Think about having a fight with your brothers, you drink a sip of your war horse, and you kill five brothers and friends in anger. The surprised eyes of your friends and the sound of 666 and shit are awesome, don’t you feel intoxicated?
“War horse, a gas station for real men!”
“Energy drink, I only choose war horses!!”
Luo Yiming immediately boasted enthusiastically.
Listen to his non-repetitive meal output.
Rita and Yu Shuang, who were sitting on the left and right of him, were completely dumbfounded.
While they were still thinking about the advertisement, Luo Yiming had already written a book…
Just the effect of this show.
What kind of advertising words do you want?
He is the best advertisement!
“Awesome!”
“You are awesome!”
The two women praised almost in unison.
“6666!” “I’ll buy it, can’t I buy it!”
“Don’t say anything, go to the link and I’ll buy a bottle, oh no, one item!”
“If this is the case, am I still a person if I don’t feel moved??”
“This anchor is the only man who can empty my wallet in just three seconds!”
“I never thought that someone watching the live broadcast with the goods would lose their wallets, but just today, I dedicated my first time to Brother Ming, bought ten boxes, and gave me a box directly!”
“This ad was made, the really meowy Zhangkou is here!”
“Who said that only women will have their wallets emptied? The same is true for men. It’s just that in the past, no one could persuade us to take out our pockets because Brother Ming hasn’t started the live broadcast yet!”
“Brothers charge him!”
“Is it okay to hold your head high with one bottle, punch a tiger with two bottles, and catch the atomic bomb with one hand with three bottles? Hahaha!”
“I beg the anchor to talk about cross talk, being an anchor here really wrongs you!
“Has the War Horse official learned it? Hurry up and change the advertisement!”
“The value of this super hot brush, Brother Ming has even designed the advertising words for you, so the effect of this wave of programs can’t take off a wave of super hot??”
“Stop reading, Master, I’ll buy it, can’t I buy it?”
“Absolutely. Brother Ming has interpreted the word “truth” to the extreme. He really means doing so many things for the money. If he doesn’t give the money, he won’t do more at all.”
“Killing me!”
It exploded!
The barrage completely exploded!
Listening to Luo Yiming’s personal talk show that interpreted the whole work to the extreme, some people even fainted from laughing in front of the computer.
“Fuck??”
“Is this guy serious??”
“I’m just making a confession, why did he write me a book directly??”
“What the hell is one bottle holding your head high, two bottles punching a tiger, and three bottles receiving an atomic bomb with one hand? This advertisement is absolutely perfect!”
“Planning, planning, quickly revise our advertising words, just use his, edit the video directly, and pay him the endorsement fee, I have to let this fairy speak for us alone!”
At this time, in the War Horse Energy Drink Corporation.
The leader who is the CEO stares, everyone is stupid!
…
Chapter 85: Driving a Mercedes-Benz, drinking a war horse, sitting on a gaming chair… (4/4)
Originally, it was just a symbolic subsidy. Although 1,000 rounds of super fire is a lot, the traffic in Luo Yiming’s live broadcast room is too explosive. In addition, there are lessons learned from SN and other teams. These efforts are worthwhile .
But what the CEO never expected was that.
The other party directly gave them a big wave! !
“Damn it, boss, it exploded! The order of our store in a certain treasure exploded!”
“In less than a minute, there are one million more orders!!”
The assistant hurried over and said excitedly. ? ? ? “One million orders??
God horse situation!
How sacred is this commentary! !
“Damn it, this talent is simply a walking god-making machine!!”
The CEO of Zhanma was very excited.
immediately.
He allocated another two million directly from the company’s account and rushed into Douyu directly!
[Warhorse Energy Drink] Give the anchor Super Rocket * 1000!
“666!”
“Fuck!”
“Boss atmosphere!”
“Sensible brother, don’t say anything, pay attention to one!”
“Brother, stop swiping. In order not to let you lose money, and to prevent my brother Ming from losing face, I will buy it, and I will sell ten boxes directly!!”
The barrage completely exploded!
“Thanks to my boss for another thousand super fire support!”
“Speaking of which, I have to tell everyoneSharing a story about the war horse energy drink that helped me find love. You may not believe it. In fact, I am a very socially fearful, inferior, and introverted guy, but one day I met the goddess I liked, and I didn’t even dare to Look directly at it, but at this critical moment, the goddess came to me! ”
“It just so happened that there was a bottle of warhorse energy drink in front of me, and I would kill it in one gulp.”
“Guess what?”
“My goddess told me: So you also like to drink war horses? It is said that boys who drink war horses are very romantic, have a sense of ritual, and they are very fond of girls.”
“That’s it, after the next development, I fell in love with the goddess!”
“Since drinking the war horse, I have gained love and become a handsome, sunny, excellent and charming social person. It can be said that the war horse is not just a drink, it has become a part of my life. , it is a precious medicine!”
“A war horse, a hero, five yuan to get a love, five yuan to buy a good self!”
“Are you still waiting for the god horse???”
One thousand rounds of super fire is a full two hundred Darbuli.
Even if it is deducted by half by the platform, it is a full one million.
so much money.
Luo Yiming felt that he could not do nothing.
He immediately waved the flag and shouted to the countless netizens in the live broadcast room.
“Master, stop reading, I’ll buy it! I can’t even buy it!”
“What you said, I feel that if I don’t buy it, I will miss a love and a beautiful encounter.”
“Life is incomplete without buying a warhorse!”
“In the future, I will only make friends who drink war horses, those who don’t drink war horses, please stay away from me!
“Hahahahaha!”
“Brother Ming really can do as many things as he pays.”
“He’s so good, old irons!”
“The principal of this special cat stays in this live broadcast room for one night and when he goes out tomorrow, Yida will declare bankruptcy and liquidation!”
“Ha ha ha ha!”
“Have love? I don’t believe it, unless you find your girlfriend to prove it!”
“That is, if you can come up with evidence, the brothers will charge it!”
Netizens were all laughing in front of the computer.
Amway was amused by Luo Yiming’s hard work.
“Need evidence?”
“Bao, you said that you were with me because I drank the war horse?”
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