This heavenly master is not serious

9 pm.

Wucheng, Yumin Street.

As usual, Xu Yang pulled down the rolling shutter door of the funeral shop on time, then turned around and went up to the second floor along the stairs filled with debris.

From beginning to end, there was a "girl" following behind him.

This "girl" has long black hair, is wearing a red dress, and has a rather hot figure.

But her long hair completely covered her face, making it impossible to see her appearance clearly.

And he walked lightly, without any sound of footsteps.

If you look carefully you can see...

Her feet didn't touch the ground when she walked, they were simply "floating".

Under the dim light, there was no shadow.

Xu Yang was not surprised by all this.

Because he knew that this "girl" was not a human being, but a... female ghost!

All of this started half a month ago.

………………

Xu Yang has a high school classmate named Ma Long, who is currently herding sheep in his hometown.

Of course, herding sheep is just a cover, he is actually engaged in the business of "digging for treasure".

Half a month ago, Xu Yang went to the mountains to perform a "faithful ceremony" at Ma Long's invitation.

They said they encountered a strange situation when they were "digging for treasures". Considering that when Xu Yang was studying, he boasted about learning Taoism from his grandfather and going to the countryside to do rituals, he might be a bit "Taoist", so he invited Xu Yang over.

Xu Yang never believes in evil.

But due to the friendship between the two, Xu Yang could only pretend to go through the motions.

After all, in his opinion...

The so-called "faithful work" is just to seek peace of mind.

That night, when he was returning home from the "faithful ceremony", he met a woman who blocked his car.

In the middle of the night, transportation in the mountains was inconvenient. In addition, the woman was pure and cute, with a hot body and did not look like a bad person. She acted coquettishly and winked at Xu Yang. Out of good intentions, Xu Yang let her get in the car... …

However, as soon as she got in the car, her style changed.

The long white dress on her body turned into a red dress. Her hair was disheveled, with blood still dripping from the ends of her hair. She took off her own head and threw her left and right hands at each other like a ball.

Xu Yang was scared to death, thinking he had encountered a "ghost hitchhiking", so he drove back to the city tremblingly, but the female ghost did not leave, but stalked Xu Yang!

In the past half month, Xu Yang had tried every means to get rid of her, but without exception, when Xu Yang returned home, she would appear faintly in front of Xu Yang.

Xu Yang is about to collapse!

Although he has followed his grandfather in the "death business" since he was a child, he has even witnessed his grandfather doing rituals for others...

But Xu Yang, who was born under the red flag and grew up in the spring breeze, has been exposed to modern education since he was a child. He believes in science and has never believed in these ghosts and gods.

When Xu Yang was a child, his grandfather would tell him a few ghost-catching stories every night when he didn't sleep.

But Xu Yang never believed it.

Now, he actually hit a ghost?

From the beginning, he asked friends for help and called the police. Later, he went to temples to worship Bodhisattvas, entered Taoist temples to worship Taoist ancestors, and posted posts on the Internet asking for help...

I even looked for the "blind old woman" in the countryside and the "imam" of the Hui ethnic group...

But without exception, no one could see the female ghost who was always with Xu Yang.

From panic and worry at the beginning, to numbness later...

Xu Yang is now lying flat!

Damn it!

Isn't it just a female ghost?

Scared!

People die and their eggs fall into the sky!

………………

Xu Yang is an orphan.

He has never seen his parents since he can remember. He has lived with his grandfather since he was a child, relying on this "funeral shop" to make a living.

More than three years ago, the old man died suddenly of a sudden illness. Before his death, he handed over the "funeral shop" to Xu Yang.

Fortunately, although this business is a bit unlucky, the profit is not small. In addition, this store contains every detail of Xu Yang and the old man's life together, so Xu Yang has been guarding it.

The funeral shop is not big, but it is not small either.

There are two floors up and down. On the first floor is the store counter in front and a small utility room in the back.

There is a bedroom, a small living room, kitchen and bathroom on the second floor.

Went up to the second floor.

Xu Yang turned on the light, went to the kitchen to boil water, and then got into the bathroom.

woo woo woo woo……

The female ghost followed and floated in.

Xu Yang's expression was numb and he turned a blind eye to the female ghost. He unbuttoned his pants and poured water.

The female ghost floated motionless to the side. Although her face was completely hidden by her hair... But at this moment, Xu Yang felt that she was most likely staring at his nub.

"What are you looking at?"

"Have you never seen one this big?"

The experience of the past half month made Xu Yang feel a fire in his heart. Now that he even had to urinate, he said angrily!

Female ghost: "......"

She tilted her head and said nothing.

In the past half month, she has not spoken at all and seems to be a mute ghost!

"Depend on!"

"How the hell are you going to stop people from living a good life?"

Xu Yang cursed and didn't even bother to pull up his pants. He punched the female ghost with red eyes and cursed angrily: "Come on, kill me if you can!"

brush!

The female ghost's body flashed, changed places, and appeared on the other side, pointing with her slender hand...

Buzz!

Xu Yang immediately felt a strange force acting on himself, making him unable to even move his fingers.

The nameless anger rising in his heart seemed to be poured with cold water. Xu Yang calmed down instantly and said: "Sister Ghost, don't be angry, I'm just joking with you..."

The female ghost turned around and floated out of the bathroom with a whimper.

Xu Yang was anxious: "Sister Ghost, I was wrong. Can you let me go?"

"Depend on!"

"Damn it, you at least let me pull up my pants, right?"

Buzz.

That power dissipates.

Xu Yang's whole body went limp, and he felt cold sweat all over his back. He gingerly put on his pants, washed his hands, and thought to himself: "As the saying goes, it is better to live than to die... I don't know what this female ghost is. I don’t know why she’s pestering me, but at least she hasn’t harmed me yet.”

Come to the kitchen.

The water has boiled.

Yu Yang took out two buckets of instant noodles, skillfully poured the ingredients into the bags and poured boiling water over them.

soon.

Instant noodles are ready.

The female ghost floated over, opened a bucket of instant noodles, lowered her head and took a deep sniff.

Visible to the naked eye, two "white gases" floated out of the instant noodle bucket, passed through her black and flowing hair, and then disappeared.

The female ghost touched her belly with satisfaction, floated to the sofa in the living room and turned on the TV.

Xu Yang was not surprised by this scene. In the past half month, the female ghost had been like this every time she ate. If she sniffed hard, a bowl of steaming rice would immediately become cold and moldy.

Quickly deal with the instant noodles.

Seeing the female ghost still sitting on the sofa watching TV, Xu Yang quietly turned on the computer and typed four words on Baidu——

"How to catch ghosts?"

It was useless to go to the Taoist temple, it was useless to go to the temple, and it was still useless to find the goddess, so Xu Yang decided to do it by himself!

It's better to live than die, but no one wants to live with a female ghost every day.

Press the Enter key.

A lot of content appears.

"Lao Wang catches ghosts?"

"0:00 in the morning, remember, it must be 0:00..."

"Prepare a candle and a rope."

Xu Yang's eyes lit up. This kind of precise answer that was timed to the second was very reliable at first glance.

He continues reading——

Light the candle and place it in the center of the living room.

Tie one end of the rope around your left ankle.

The other end is tied to the leg of the coffee table in the living room (to prevent you from being taken away by ghosts).

Hold your breath, gather energy, close your eyes and meditate for 10 seconds, and then use your ancient power to shout loudly:

"Come out, get out of here!"

after……

"Your mother will come out and beat you, your father will come out and beat you, your neighbor will greet your father and mother, and your father and mother will beat you again."

Xu Yang: "......"

Before he could curse, he saw a strand of black hair falling from the sky and slowly falling in front of his eyes.

Tick!

Tick!

There was blood dripping from the ends of her hair.

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Xu Yang instantly closed the browser with the shortcut key and said awkwardly: "Sister Ghost, don't get me wrong. You also know that I am in the dead business. As the saying goes, I love what I do. I only read these to deepen my professionalism. There are no other ideas."

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