This heavenly master is not serious
Chapter 203 Have I become the illegitimate son of the Fengdu Ghost Emperor?
Ghost market.
In the elegant room of the brothel diagonally opposite Xu Yang's grocery store, Cui Fujun said with a dark face: "Brother Xu Yang, do you call this a tavern?"
"If you can listen to music and drink wine, why can't you call it a pub?"
Xu Yang said with a smile, flipping his hands, took out a few bottles of Maotai and two wine glasses, and poured a glass for Cui Fujun himself.
There were dozens of bottles of wine left from his wedding banquet, and Xu Yang threw them all into the storage space.
The brothel in the ghost market also has wine and food, but the food here is not something Xu Yang can eat. However, it is worth mentioning that the classical dance danced by the female ghosts in the brothel in the ghost market is quite entertaining.
It's just that the dancing female ghost wears too little, and the tulle flies when she dances gracefully, and sometimes disappears and appears in some places. This kind of dance will definitely be 404 in the human world.
At this moment, Cui Fujun has already transformed into a blue gown.
His judge uniform is so iconic that even people who have never seen it have heard of it. If someone recognizes it and spreads it, how will he survive in the underworld in the future?
Drinking wine.
Listen to the music.
Admiring the graceful dancing posture, he looked calm, but he was a little anxious in his heart. He glanced at Xu Yang with the corner of his eye, and couldn't help but cursed: "This kid is actually on the right track with me!"
"I took the initiative to come to the world to find him. Could it be that he understands my intention?"
And Xu Yang.
It seems that the old god is here, but in fact he is complaining in his heart.
This Mr. Cui Fu is real!
You have already come to the human world, why can't you take the initiative to speak?
I'm going to open a haunted house... If I'm late, the ghost market will be over.
But Xu Yang is not in a hurry. Cui Fujun has something to ask for now... At the worst, he can drink for a while and find an excuse to leave. The matter of opening the haunted house must not be delayed. He has asked Yue Qiluo to help arrange it. When it is vacated, The place, after a little decoration, is ready for trial operation.
After about half an hour of this, Master Cui finally couldn't sit still.
He took a sip of wine and said with a smile: "Brother Xu Yang, I have tried the weapons you burned for me last time. They are very powerful... This is a huge threat to the Yin soldiers at the bottom of Fengdu City. As for the improvement, I have ordered Wang Ergou to form a team to train Yin soldiers and train them to use modern technological weapons."
"ah?"
Xu Yang said deliberately: "Can it be used? In that case, I am relieved... I have been worried that these modern technological weapons will not improve the underworld soldiers of your underworld."
"After an ordinary team of Yin soldiers is equipped with these weapons, its combat capability can be improved at least several times!"
Cui Fujun naturally understood what Xu Yang was thinking. Now that he had spoken, there was nothing to hide. He immediately said: "It's just that those weapons are too few and cannot be popularized. We in Fengdu City still need you, Brother Xu Yang." Great support!”
"certainly."
"Brother, I can't let your help go in vain. I have sent people to the City of Fusi. I think it won't take long to find out about your grandfather."
Cui Fujun only talked about helping Xu Yang find his grandfather, and did not mention his conditions. However, he patted his chest and promised Xu Yang one thing, saying: "Brother Xu, if anything happens in the future, just ask, if I can If we can do it, there won’t be a single word of refusal!”
This sentence is enough.
Xu Yang raised his wine glass and said: "We are a family, why do we have to speak two different languages? I have prepared a cart of supplies for Brother Cui, and I will help you burn it when you get back... Come, drink!"
Cui Fujun raised his wine glass and felt MMP in his heart!
He clinked two glasses of wine with Xu Yang, stood up and said, "Brother, Fengdu City is busy with official duties, so I can't stay in this world for a long time... When you come to Fengdu City next time, I will definitely have a good drink with you."
As he spoke, he transformed.
boom!
The figure disappeared, and another token appeared on the table.
Xu Yang put away the token, patted his butt and prepared to leave...
"ah!"
The dancing female ghost trembled and said shyly: "Young master, you are so good and bad, why do you take pictures of others?"
The sweet sound can make one's bones go numb.
Xu Yang clapped again, laughed and said, "You dance well, you sing well, and you play well too... You should be rewarded, you should all be rewarded."
As he spoke, he turned over his hands, took out a large handful of ghost money, lit it on the spot, and sprinkled it to a group of female ghosts.
Such an action made many ghosts in the brothel slightly tremble!
"stranger!"
In the lobby on the first floor, a fierce ghost licked his lips, his eyes were filled with greed, and he stared at Xu Yang and said: "She is so handsome, and she looks delicious at first glance..."
"Are you crazy?"
"Do you know who he is?"
His companion, however, shivered with fright. He quickly grabbed his clothes, tore them apart, and said, "If you want to die, just go and do it yourself, but don't drag me with you. From now on, we will cut off our robes as brothers." Never contact me!"
After that, he walked out of the brothel without looking back.
"???"
The fierce ghost was left with a confused look on his face.
Next to the fierce ghost, a ghost mocked: "Do you know who that person is? He is the hammer Taoist priest who is famous in both the Yin and Yang worlds of Xixia, Master Xu, the Hammer King of the Northwest!"
"What?"
The fierce ghost's face was earth-colored, and he was trembling with fear. He stammered: "Is he Master Xu?"
"hiss!"
The sound of gasping for cold air came and went, and the temperature in the brothel seemed to have increased a bit. A ghost asked in surprise: "Is that Taoist Hammer?"
"What Hammer Taoist priest? Are you looking for death?"
"That's Master Xu, the Hammer King of the Northwest!"
"Is there something wrong with the rumors? Teacher and student Xu are so handsome, how could they be mentally ill?"
"Yes, yes, look at the way he throws away money. He is really crazy about it. I really want to crawl into Master Xu's bed in the dark... wu wu wu!"
A female ghost with stars in her eyes.
A ghost next to him sneered: "You are a ghost who committed suicide by jumping off a building and landed face first. You want to eat your shit? Master Xu's five wives are all better than the gods. How can they like a piece of shit like you?"
"Who the hell are you talking about? I'll fight with you!"
For a time, there was chaos in the brothel.
"Ding!"
"The ghost is frightened, and the merit value is +20."
"Ding!"
"The ghost is frightened, and the merit value is +10."
"Ding……"
Xu Yang walked out of the brothel with a puzzled look on his face.
I didn't do anything...and I actually gained a lot of merit?
"Maybe many ghosts recognized me..."
Xu Yang sighed in his heart and sighed: "A person's name is like the shadow of a tree... This sentence is indeed correct. No wonder many masters in the world have to give themselves a resounding name..."
There are ghosts wandering on the streets of the ghost market.
All kinds of ghosts are floating in front of the stalls, choosing the items they like... There are also ghosts who died early. The unworthy descendants probably rarely have money to burn down. They are short of money, even if they see something they like, they obviously can't put it down. , I can only reluctantly let it go.
Behind the dark booth, there is a ghost hiding in the corner.
Most of these ghosts are ruthless characters. They are waiting for the young man who has just entered the ghost market to violate the taboo, and then sneak up on him and wait for the opportunity to harm others.
There were young people wearing masks. It was probably the first time they had entered the ghost market and they were very curious about everything.
The master on the side warned him in a low voice and told him the taboos of the ghost market.
Xu Yang was even more emotional for a while.
I remember that when I entered the ghost market for the first time, I was also in such a daze... I was both curious and in awe of the ghost market!
In the blink of an eye, one and a half months passed.
Four of the eight managers of this ghost city, including the General and the Red Flame Ghost King, died because of him. Yue Qiluo became his wife, and the remaining three became his lackeys...
Even the Lord of the Ghost Market may not be able to come back!
After all, Mr. Cui Fu has already let go.
Although it was not stated explicitly, this was actually one of the conditions for Xu Yang to provide him with "weapons"!
Therefore, Xu Yang is now the master of Xixia Ghost Market.
"Have you heard? The general is dead!"
"Which general?"
"In our Xixia Ghost Market, is there a second ghost who dares to be called General?"
"hiss!"
"The general is said to have broken through to a realm above the Ghost King, and he once followed the Lord of the Ghost City. Not to mention Xixia, but also the entire northwest ghost circle. Who dares to kill him?"
"No one dares to kill in the ghost world, but what about the human world?"
"I've heard about it too. It's said that it was Taoist Hammer who did it... The reason was that Taoist Hammer killed Chi Yan Ghost King and the others, and then the general detained the eldest daughter of the Yue family, forcing Taoist Hammer to go to the general's mansion alone... Who would have thought that the Iron Hammer Taoist priest had an amazing background and actually knew Cui Fujun, the chief judge of the Underworld's Yin Law Department. Cui Fujun directly opened the gate of hell and threw the general and his ghost servants into Fengdu City..."
"Really or not?"
"Cui Fujun is a legendary figure. Why would he help Taoist Hammer?"
"You don't know this...According to rumors, the Taoist Hammer is not a human being, but the illegitimate son of a certain big shot in the underworld...and this big shot, I don't think you can guess it!"
"Could it be the Fengdu Ghost Emperor?"
"Yes, it must be the Ghost Emperor of Fengdu. Legend has it that Lord Cui serves in Fengdu City. Probably only the Ghost Emperor of Fengdu can dispatch him..."
On the street, a group of ghosts gathered together and kept mumbling.
Xu Yang's scalp felt numb after hearing this...
What the hell!
Is this how all the rumors came about?
In the blink of an eye, he became the illegitimate son of the "Fengdu Ghost Emperor"... If this was passed on, I might not have to become the son of the "Tianqi Rensheng Emperor"...
Back to the grocery store.
Yue Qiluo also arrived.
"Husband, I have arranged the haunted house you want for you."
"really?"
Xu Yang said happily: "So fast? Come on, take me to see it!"
Yue Qiluo led the way and said with a smile: "Now that the general is dead, the entire Xixia Ghost City has fallen into our control. We can take as much territory as we want. In addition, I have subdued the three thousand Yin soldiers who were kneeling by the general. , with their efforts, the speed will naturally be fast.”
The location of the haunted house is still on this street, only about 100 meters from the grocery store.
Yue Qiluo directly opened up ten shops and decorated the outside of the shops to look like the mouth of a ferocious beast.
"These ten shops were originally the general's property, but now they are ours."
Yue Qiluo introduced Xu Yang: "These shops are divided into upper and lower floors, and there is also a basement. I was worried that the location was too small and not enough, so I asked the three thousand Yin soldiers to seize the time to dig a second underground floor."
"In addition, I made some simple arrangements. I don't know if the talisman is in line with my husband's wishes."
Xu Yang walked into it, looked around, nodded with satisfaction, held Yue Qiluo in his arms, and said, "Thank you, madam... you are thoughtful!"
In fact, when he opened a haunted house, he didn’t need to decorate it at all.
No matter how realistic your arrangement is, the scenery cannot scare the ghosts at all.
One person and one ghost, we kissed each other in the basement for a while and then came out.
Xu Yang said: "Madam, you are going to send people to the busiest places in the market to promote it, saying that our haunted house will open with a big reward. Anyone who dares to come to the haunted house, regardless of success or failure, will be rewarded with 1 billion ghost coins!"
"In addition, if you can persist in the haunted house for 10 minutes, you will be rewarded with 1 billion yuan more, if you persist in the haunted house for 20 minutes, you will be rewarded with 2 billion yuan, and if you persist in the haunted house for 30 minutes, you will be rewarded with 4 billion yuan, and so on. If you can persist in the ghost market for 1 hour, you will be rewarded with 1 billion yuan more. Take the 50 billion cash prize, I will cash it in and burn it on the spot!"
"besides……"
"We just opened today, and we will hold a lottery. Anyone who can stay in the haunted house for 10 minutes can participate in a lottery... The maximum cash reward can be 100 billion. For every 10 minutes more, you can get one more lottery opportunity."
Yue Qiluo was shocked and said: "Husband, is this too much? It's already good that we open a haunted house for free. If we pay for it...how can we make a profit?"
"This Xixia ghost market is now our ghost market, and the ghosts in the ghost market are our people."
Xu Yang said: "I have seen many ghosts. They live in poverty and have unworthy descendants. They don't worship them even once every three to five years... This haunted house should be used to provide benefits to the family members."
soon.
A group of underworld soldiers took to the streets and started to spread the word.
This news was like thunder on a sunny day, instantly exploding throughout Xixia. Ghosts rushed towards the haunted house like crazy. Many people who had mixed up in the ghost market were confused...
"Wait...am I hallucinating?"
"Xu Yang, the Hammer King of the Northwest, opened a haunted house in the ghost market?"
"…………"
The few people who came in together were all confused. They looked at each other for a long time, and then they said: "Opening a haunted house in a ghost market, what kind of unique brain circuit does it take to do such a thing?"
"Everyone in the world says that Northwest Hammer King Xu Yang has a very bad reputation in the ghost circle. He often does things that ordinary people can't understand. I originally thought he just hated evil spirits, but now it seems...this man may have some problems with his brain. !”
"Let me tell you something. The Northwest Hammer King can make a name for himself in the ghost market, and even dares to reveal his identity to do business. He has some abilities. How about we go and see the excitement?"
Several people in the world, wearing masks to hide their aura, went to the haunted house.
Outside the haunted house.
Yue Qiluo arranged many underworld soldiers to maintain order.
Malone is among them.
At this moment, he was so proud that the Yin soldiers in the West were all obeying his orders. He said that the Yin soldiers in the West would never dare to go east.
He sat down on the chair with his big horse, and there were two little female ghosts behind him who were squeezing his shoulders and beating his back.
Malone pointed at the ghosts lining up and shouted: "Slow down, no matter how crowded you are... come in one by one. If there is a stampede, our haunted house will not be responsible!"
"Huh?"
Suddenly, Ma Long stretched out his hand and said, "You, you, you... and you!"
"That's right, it's you five masked men...come on, come on!"
A group of Yin soldiers immediately stepped forward and took the five Jianghu people over.
The five people in the world didn't know Ma Long. When they saw the Yin soldiers lining up behind Ma Long and a female ghost beating his back, they thought they were high-level officials of the ghost market. They quickly nodded and bowed and said, "Sir, what do you want to do with the little ones?"
Ma Long glanced at the five people and said slowly: "You are all human, right? Our haunted house does not allow living people to enter!"
…………
PS: The second update is here, it’s still 4000 words + big chapters, thank you to Mr. HAHAMA for the 5000 point reward!
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