This heavenly master is not serious

There was silence on the other end of the phone.

then……

Beep beep beep!

Got hung up on.

Xu Yang looked at the interface where the call was hung up and asked with confusion: "What's going on...Why did Minister Wang hang up the phone?"

However, Xu Yang was very sensible and did not fight again.

I just vaguely heard a woman's voice on the other end of the phone... It's so late at night, I don't have to guess what's going on. It's just an attack on the Shura Sect headquarters, don't worry about it for a while.

"Isn't Minister Wang always single?"

"Could it be...the legendary white snake?"

After imagining the image of the prince and the white snake entangled in his mind, Xu Yang was curious for a moment and then thought: "I don't know if the white snake can transform... Does Minister Wang like to do it before or after transforming... "

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at the same time.

Kyoto City.

In a villa.

The prince sat on the bed, staring at the call history on the phone screen in confusion!

"It was really a call from Xu Yang...So, I wasn't dreaming just now?"

"But that kid only went back on the afternoon of the 6th. Even if he started retreating that day...how could he step from the late stage of Taoism to the realm of magical power in just two days?"

This is impossible!

Absolutely impossible!

So Wang Hou thought he was dreaming just now and hung up the phone... After all, he hadn't had a good sleep for seven or eight years, and it was reasonable that he was a little confused when he slept.

Shaking his head violently, he looked at the time displayed on his phone again——

2023, August 8 (the 21st day of the sixth lunar month), 3:18 am.

The prince still felt a little ridiculous!

In two days, from the late stage of Taoist realm to the magical power realm?

This is too ridiculous!

He glanced behind him.

On the bed, the woman transformed into a white snake was sleeping soundly...

The thin summer quilt could not completely cover her graceful figure.

Especially at this moment, she was slightly hunched over with her back to the prince...

Snapped!

The prince slapped him down.

"oops!"

White Snake woke up with a start, covered her butt and said, "What are you doing? Why are you hitting me?"

The prince murmured: "It seems that I am really not dreaming..."

He was about to call Xu Yang back, but how could the already awakened snake girl let him go so easily? She leaned over as if she had no bones...

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"What the hell is my car?"

At the foot of Helan Mountain.

Xu Yang stood in front of the parking lot covered with weeds, looked at the empty parking lot, and let out an angry roar!

It's not just his car.

The two off-road vehicles with three men and two women in the mountains also disappeared!

In today's era where mobile payment is so common that all beggars wear QR codes around their necks, Xu Yang thought that the profession of thieves had disappeared... but he didn't expect that there were still people stealing cars?

"Xu...Master Xu?"

At this moment, the three men and two women just walked out of Helan Mountain.

After they were rescued from the world in the painting by Xu Yang, they didn't want to stay on the mountain for half a minute. They immediately packed up their things and went down the mountain. They walked for several hours before they came out... But they didn't expect that they would meet again as soon as they left Helan Mountain. Xu Yang.

Several people were excited.

They were still discussing on the road... They said they were too nervous and scared at that time and forgot to ask for autographs and photos with Master Xu... How could they let go of this opportunity when they meet again now?

"What time is it? Do you want a signature?"

Xu Yang was speechless and pointed to the parking lot.

Only then did the three men and two women realize what they were saying, "Where's my car?"

"Call the police. There are surveillance cameras everywhere on the road now. You can't escape."

Xu Yang asked the three men and two women to call the police, and said: "I still have something to do, so let's go first... When the police arrive, help me look for the car. My license plate number is Ning C: ER619."

After leaving a word, Xu Yang stepped away...

brush!

The five young people only felt a strong wind blowing by, and Xu Yang's figure had already entered the night. After another flash, he disappeared.

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Xu Yang used his body skills and flew towards Wucheng with lightning speed. The speed was so fast that even some vehicles were left far behind!

He is now in the "Supernatural Power Realm", with strong magic power, profound Taoist skills, and his physical body is comparable to that of a peak martial arts master. Even without the use of body skills and magical talismans, his explosive speed can reach an exaggerated level!

Not to mention, Xu Yang also had a lot of "agility" attributes on Xiaomiao!

Looking at the receding scenery on both sides of the road and the cars that were far behind him, Xu Yang sighed in his heart: "My speed is still too slow... The masters in the novels on the Internet are always overtaking The speed of sound, even if I explode with all my strength now, I am still far from the speed of sound."

Glanced at the system properties panel.

[Land Flying Technique] This light skill is still in a state of minor success.

It's a pity that the merit points have been exhausted by myself, otherwise it could be improved.

"However, even if I improve my land flying skills to a high level, my explosive speed will not be greatly improved. I have to find a more advanced movement technique that is suitable for long-distance travel."

"Or ask Yueniang to borrow a little cat to increase the agility attribute."

From Wucheng to Helan Mountain, Xu Yang drove on the expressway, which took nearly two hours.

He returned the same way, but it only took him more than 50 minutes.

It's already past 4 o'clock in the morning.

The whole Wucheng was quiet. There were occasional vehicles passing by on the road, and drunken people seemed to be shouting randomly in the distance. Xu Yang went straight back to the villa, only to see the lights in the villa brightly lit, and five women sitting on the sofa haphazardly. Watching TV, the coffee table is filled with barbecue takeaways.

They are ghosts and zombies, and whether they sleep or not does not make much difference to them.

Yunmengxi used to have the habit of going to bed early, but she has changed this habit now... She has to order a take-out roast chicken every night... Fortunately, she is a zombie and will not gain weight.

"Husband, are you back?"

"Wow...husband really made a breakthrough?"

"My husband is so fast!"

Several women talked about it, and they were all shocked when they saw that Xu Yang had really broken through to the supernatural realm, especially Liu Shishi. She blinked her beautiful eyes, looked Xu Yang up and down, and couldn't help but sigh: "My husband's qualifications and talents, It’s really unbelievable... I remember that when I first met my husband, you were still an ordinary person, but in the blink of an eye... you are a real Taoist!"

"That's right, I have to call you Zhenren Xu from now on!"

Yunmengxi was joking from the side.

Hearing the title of "Zhenren", Xu Yang also felt a little emotional. He sat down among the five women on the sofa, picked up a bunch of grilled tendons, took a bite and sighed: "If you think about it carefully, the opportunities in life are indeed somewhat magical."

A family of six chatted for a while, and Xu Yang said: "By the way, I went to Helan Mountain this time and met a female ghost in a painting, and got two Yin treasures."

As he spoke, he waved his hand and took out the picture scroll and the oil-paper umbrella.

The two soul-condensing beads obtained before are now used by Yue Yuluo and Yang Yin.

Their cultivation bases are relatively weak. Yang Yin was promoted to red clothes not long ago, while Yue Yuluo is at the top level of red clothes. Only with the help of soul-condensing beads can they quickly improve their cultivation base and reach the realm of ghost king as soon as possible.

Yue Qiluo liked oil-paper umbrellas very much, so she picked them.

With the painting left, Liu Shishi smiled and said, "Give this painting to Sister Mengxi. I won't wait until my husband finds a better Yin treasure in the future to get it."

"Shishi, please keep it."

Yunmengxi said: "This kind of formal thing is not suitable for me. I still prefer my watermelon knife... What's more, I am a zombie, and the Yin Bao is not of much use to me."

Seeing the humility of the two women and the harmony in the harem, Xu Yang was very satisfied and said immediately: "Shishi, please keep this painting. If Yunmengxi says it, I will find some treasures later and let Old Zhenjun Chengming help you create a painting." A magic weapon."

"Really?"

Yunmengxi's eyes lit up and she said: "Husband, can I make the shape of this magic weapon myself? Can you help me make a stick... It's like a baseball bat, thin at the bottom and thick at the top. The heavier, the better. The harder the better... When I beat people in the club, my favorite things to use were baseball bats and watermelon knives!"

Xu Yang naturally has to satisfy his wife's requirements.

After dividing the treasures, he smiled and said: "Ladies, it's not yet dawn... let's go to the bedroom."

"Husband, do you want to be together again?"

"Don't go to the bedroom, just the living room...the place is big enough."

Now that the girls are together, they can relax.

Xu Yang immediately emptied the things on the coffee table, took out the piece of paper and threw it on the coffee table. The girls were curious, so they all came over to check, and asked in surprise: "What is this?"

"And there are numbers?"

"Hey...there are still boys under these numbers...ah!"

After seeing the contents of those small prints clearly, the girls' faces turned red, and Yunmengxi even said: "Isn't this the pornographic game they played in the movie we watched last time called Douyin Travel Agency?"

Xu Yang was shocked and said: "What Douyin Travel Agency?"

"It's not Douyin, it's Douyin..."

I wipe it!

Xu Yang's face darkened, and he suddenly felt that he had been eliminated by the times, and immediately said: "Since everyone has seen it, I don't need to explain the rules of the game... Let's rock, paper, scissors, whoever loses first will be the first Throw the dice.”

This kind of game is simply not too exciting to play!

The girls yelled not to, but they were very wild when it came to playing... When it was Xu Yang's turn to take off his clothes as punishment, the five girls rushed forward and stripped Xu Yang naked.

After playing for about twenty minutes, I finally reached level 99 of the game...

What this ninety-ninth level is is naturally self-evident.

Xu Yang chuckled and said, "Ladies...I'm coming!"

The next scene is indescribable. It was not until around 12 noon that Xu Yang finished. Everyone cleaned up the messy living room and went out to have lunch together. During the meal, Xu Yang picked up Wang Hou phone number.

"Xu Yang, have you made a breakthrough?"

"Well, a breakthrough."

Xu Yang said: "Why did Minister Wang hang up the phone last night?"

The prince hesitated and said: "I had something to do last night and was busy... By the way, I called you all morning, why didn't you answer the phone?"

This time it was Xu Yang's turn. He hesitated and said, "I'm busy right now... I just made a breakthrough, so I need to stabilize my cultivation, right?"

The two of them had a tacit understanding and didn't dwell on the matter anymore. They discussed when to set off.

Xu Yang thought for a while and said: "Let's go and come back early... If we get rid of Shuramen earlier, I can have a good sleep earlier... In this way, I will go and invite the ghost king now. Let's set off before dark?" "

"good!"

The prince said: "I will contact the military headquarters and ask them to provide fire escape support."

At the dinner table, Xu Yang mentioned his idea of ​​going to deal with the Shura Sect. The five girls also wanted to go immediately. Xu Yang didn’t want to take them with him, but then he thought about it. The headquarters of the Shura Sect is located in the overseas Indonesian islands...

I heard that some of the islands over there are very beautiful, so I thought I would take some of my wives on a trip.

"Shura, as a killer organization, has been able to pass on for such a long time. It must have its own heritage and trump cards... You can go, but safety must be the first priority."

Xu Yang said: "Shishi, do you have your paintings with you?"

Seeing Liu Shishi nodding, Xu Yang said: "Go back and enter the world in the painting. After cleaning up the Shura Gate, our family of six will go overseas for a visit. It will be our honeymoon."

The girls were very excited. Liu Shishi, Yue Qiluo, and Yue Yuluo had never been overseas.

Yunmengxi has traveled around the world, and although Yang Yin has traveled overseas, in that turbulent era, she only went to Eagle Country.

After eating, Liu Shishi handed the scroll to Xu Yang.

Xu Yang unfolded the scroll and saw that above the scroll, a small river was flowing, the reeds were tilting in the wind, and the boat was floating quietly in the middle of the river, except that the "Crown Princess" at the bow of the boat had disappeared.

Liu Shishi was the first to fall into the painting. She landed on the boat, and immediately there was an extra person in the painting.

"so amazing!"

"Sister Shishi actually turned into the beauty in the painting!"

Yang Yin sighed and entered the painting, followed closely by the two sisters Yue Qiluo.

Xu Yang looked at Yunmeng Xi and saw that she had no intention of going in. He asked in surprise: "Why don't you go in?"

Yunmengxi glanced at the world in the painting and complained: "There is not even a bird in this painting, and there are no fish in the river... What can the sisters eat and drink when you go in?"

She ran to the supermarket and carried out a big sweep. She bought more than 3,000 yuan of various snacks, drinks, spicy strips and melon seeds. After stuffing these things into the storage ring, Yunmengxi took Xu Yang with her again. I went to a roast chicken and duck restaurant and bought five roast chickens and five roast ducks at once. Then I was satisfied and said: "Okay, husband, take out the painting. I'm going to reunite with my sisters."

Xu Yang was speechless for a moment...

Do all zombies like to eat so much?

After bringing Yunmengxi into the painting world, Xu Yang put the painting into the storage ring, and then went to the funeral shop.

In the funeral shop, Ma Xiaotiao was waiting for customers.

The people who came to buy things were a middle-aged couple. From the look of them, an old man at home had just passed away and they bought a lot of things for the funeral.

"master!"

When Ma Xiaotiao saw Xu Yang coming in, he immediately came to greet him.

Xu Yang smiled and said, "I'll come over and take a look. You receive the guests first."

Ma Xiaotiao originally had cerebral palsy and an intellectual disability, but Xu Yang used the "dream making technique" to compile a life experience for him, which helped him open up his wisdom and instill a lot of knowledge. In addition, after entering the spiritual practice, the whole It's like a person has been reborn.

He had only been practicing the "Flying Immortal Saving People Sutra" for less than ten days, and he was already at the second level of the Qi Refining Realm. This speed was nothing compared to the cheating Xu Yang, but compared to ordinary Taoist disciples, it was already comparable to Said progress was rapid.

After giving some guidance on Ma Xiaotiao's cultivation, Xu Yang said: "Hello, I am going to practice cultivation. I am going to go overseas to deal with some enemies... Of course, cultivation requires a balance between work and rest. Don't practice all day long. Go out for a walk and play more. Play."

3pm.

Xu Yang came to the playground again.

He didn't say hello to the staff, he concealed himself, quietly entered the haunted house, and went straight to the door at the deepest part of the haunted house. On a whim, Xu Yang walked directly through the wall.

In the room, Yueniang was not there.

There was a faint sound of water flowing from the direction of the bathroom, and it seemed like someone was taking a shower.

"Don't look at me as just a cat..."

"Cat food tastes better because of me..."

The little meow's voice came from the bathroom.

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