This heavenly master is not serious
Chapter 287 This bastard actually married a ghost?
"Great... King!"
A ghost chattered his teeth and asked in a low voice: "What should we do now? Why do they have weapons?"
During this period, they relied on "technological weapons" to traverse the Black Forest, so they naturally knew how terrifying "technological weapons" were!
Like the firepower under the two big elm trees, the ghost king probably lost all his hair under the next volley!
Even the Ghost King will have to shed his skin before he dies.
These technological weapons do not pose a great threat to the existence above the Ghost King.
But in their team, there are only three beings above the Ghost King.
The ghost Taoist priest looked at the row of dark gun barrels with a dull expression and murmured: "I have only been away from this world for four years...how did it become like this?"
Calm down.
He said: "Everyone, put away your weapons and don't act rashly yet."
At this moment, a ghost sniffed hard and exclaimed: "Your Majesty, there is a human scent!"
"Damn it!"
The naked upper body, holding a big pineapple with one hand, and a bullet chain hanging sideways on his body, the ferocious-looking ghost slapped him in the face and cursed: "This is the human world, isn't it normal to have the breath of life? What's the point of making such a fuss?"
His name is Wang Kui, one of the twelve guardians of Black Rock Mountain, a being above the ghost king, and one of the most powerful generals under the ghost Taoist priests!
The one he beat was a red one, so naturally he didn't dare to say anything.
He just rubbed the back of his head and said aggrievedly: "I was born in the underworld, and I have never seen a living person. Can't you just be curious? Your Majesty... this is a ghost market, how can there be a breath of living people?"
The ghost Taoist priest said: "People in the human world can enter the ghost market to trade... However, generally living people entering the ghost market need to use secret methods to cover their aura, otherwise they will violate the taboos of the ghost market... Why do these people, Not covering up the breath at all?"
While talking, the ghosts turned to look.
But he saw three figures walking out of the void.
These three people, two men and one woman, are all warriors, and the ones with the strongest aura are not at the Grandmaster level.
They neither concealed their aura nor wore masks, and just walked into the ghost market with such swagger.
The Yin soldiers at the gate of the ghost market did not stop him.
even……
The Ghost Taoist also saw one of them chatting and laughing with a Yin soldier, taking out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket and burning it on the spot!
"This... are we going the wrong way?"
"Isn't this a ghost market?"
"But I've been to the Xixia Ghost Market no less than ten times... Those two big elm trees are unmistakable!"
The ghost Taoist priest was confused.
At this moment, another burst of footsteps came.
A young man, about twenty years old, walked out of nothingness.
This young man was wearing a set of sportswear, and when he poked his head around, it seemed that he had entered the ghost market for the first time.
When he saw ghost Taoist priests and other ghosts, not only was he not afraid, but he came up to him with a happy face, clasped his fists and said, "Mr. Ghosts, is this the Xixia Ghost Market?"
"..."
The ghosts were stunned for a moment and looked at each other, all seeing the shock in each other's eyes.
The ghost Taoist priest frowned and said, "Aren't you afraid of us?"
The young man asked, "Why should you be afraid?"
"Looking at your aura, you are only at the fourth level of the Qi Refining Realm...with such strength, I can crush you to death with just one finger."
The ghostly Taoist priest's Yin Qi was slightly released.
His face was neither sad nor happy, and his eyes flickered, saying: "What's more, this is a ghost market. How can you get out alive if you just come in like this?"
"..."
The young man stared at the ghost Taoist priest and said with a smile: "Mr. Ghost, are you a foreign ghost? In the whole world of yin and yang in Xixia, who knows that humans and ghosts in our Xixia ghost market are harmonious. In the ghost market, whenever there are evil spirits that attack people in the world, If you break a taboo, you will be punished by the Northwest Hammer King."
"Otherwise, how can my master trust me to come to the Xixia Ghost Market alone?"
"The Hammer King of the Northwest?"
The ghost Taoist priest's eyes moved slightly and said: "Could it be the name of the Lord of the Xixia Ghost Market?"
The young man nodded and said: "The Hammer King of the Northwest is indeed the master of the Xixia Ghost Market... Okay gentlemen, I will go to the ghost market first."
The other ghosts also felt their hearts sink.
They all turned their eyes and looked at the ghost Taoist priest.
The ghost Taoist priest pondered for a moment and said: "Unexpectedly, the owner of the Xixia Ghost Market has actually returned... The owner of the ghost market is at least in the realm of ghosts and immortals. If this is the case, then we will act according to plan No. 2."
All the ghosts responded in unison.
They came to the human world now for two purposes.
One.
Find the king's grandson in the world.
The second is to capture the Xixia Ghost Market.
If you can't take it, you will find a way to unite with it and get a place to stay.
The ghosts put away their weapons and walked towards the ghost market.
One of the ghosts said: "The name of the Lord of the Xixia Ghost Market is quite special... The Hammer King of the Northwest, the Hammer King... could he be a master of hammering?"
"Isn't this nonsense?"
Wang Kui glared and said: "You are already called the Hammer King. How can you be a swordsman master if you are not a hammer master? But this Northwest Hammer King is interesting. His own territory actually allows living people to come in arrogantly."
"Silence!"
The ghost Taoist priest whispered: "After all, this is my territory, don't say more,"
When they came to the "Gate of Ghosts" formed by two big elm trees, they saw a Yin soldier holding a submachine gun coming out, blocking the way of the ghosts and asking: "You guys are very strange... but ghosts from other places?"
The Ghost Taoist remained calm and replied, "We did come from afar."
The Yin soldier took out a book and said, "Since he is from out of town, he should write his name, cause of death, age and ability."
The ghost Taoist priest asked in confusion: "What are you signing this for?"
Yin Bing's eyes widened and he said angrily: "If you are asked to sign, sign it. If you don't sign, get out. There are not ten thousand but eight thousand ghosts coming to my Xixia Ghost Market tonight, no less than one of you!"
"Oh shit!"
Just as Wang Kui was about to draw his gun, he was stopped by the ghost Taoist priest, who said: "Sign, let's sign."
He picked up his pen and wrote "Xu", followed by "Qing".
The "Xu" is naturally taken from his surname, and the "Qing" is the "Qing" of Taoist Master Qingxu.
As for the "origin", Xu Zhiyuan wrote about Xijiang.
Other ghosts followed suit and wrote "Xijiang".
The Yin soldier glanced at the ghosts and said in surprise: "Looking at your appearance, you don't look much like the ghosts from the Western Border..."
Said.
He pulled out a few notes from a small book and handed them to the ghosts: "Take the notes, go to Xuji Grocery Store, and report to my eldest lady. She will arrange a place for you... Of course, this premise You have to go to the house of horrors."
"House of Horrors?"
Xu Zhiyuan was stunned again and said in surprise: "What kind of horror house?"
He had lived in seclusion in Wucheng for eighteen years and visited the Xixia Ghost Market frequently, but he had never heard of any horror house in the ghost market!
The Yin soldier said impatiently: "You are an old coward with a lot of problems. Wouldn't you know it when you go there?"
"Fuck!"
Wang Kui goes berserk again.
Xu Zhiyuan stopped Wang Kui with a look and said with a smile: "Okay, let's go to the ghost market first... I have heard of this horror house. Many young people in the world like to play exciting things, but it opens in the ghost market... Could there be some ghost to play with?"
He led all the ghosts under him and walked into the ghost market in a big way.
I saw that all the stalls on both sides of the streets of the ghost market were neat and clean. Candles were lit on each coffin and human head lamps were hung, so that the stalls were always under light.
Xu Zhiyuan saw a ghost hiding in the shadows behind the stall, but was immediately picked out by the patrolling Yin soldiers, pinned to the ground and beaten violently.
There are still many billboards posted on the streets of the ghost market.
Slogans such as "Humans and ghosts are one family", "Xixia Ghost Market will give you a stable home", "When you come to Xixia Ghost Market, we are all one family" are written above. Banners like these are also hanging above the streets.
Many people from the world were squatting in front of Li Gui's stall, bargaining and buying and selling things.
There was even a man from the Jianghu who held a female ghost hand in hand, called "baby" and other words, and vowed to go to a brothel to "redeemed" the female ghost.
Xu Zhiyuan was stunned.
He suspected that he had been dead not four years, but four hundred years.
Stopping a ghost casually, Xu Zhiyuan asked, "May I ask, brother, where is Xu Ji's grocery store?"
What he stopped was a headless ghost.
The neck of the headless ghost was empty, and its breasts were exposed. It used the breasts as eyes and the navel as a mouth. He said: "You go straight along this street. That store is the busiest."
Xu Zhiyuan immediately led the ghosts under his men and walked forward, saying at the same time: "When we get to the place later, you must not be reckless... The Xixia Ghost Market today is a bit weird, and I have never heard of that young lady. , it’s so different from four years ago, I can’t see through it!”
When they arrived at the door of "Xu Ji Grocery Store", they saw ghosts coming and going in the store, and there was an endless flow of people. The business was booming.
Xu Zhiyuan and his ghosts looked at each other and walked in.
"welcome!"
There were several beautiful female ghosts standing on both sides of the door of the grocery store.
As soon as you enter the grocery store, you will see a dazzling array of goods.
A female ghost came up to her and asked, "Hello, sir, what do you need?"
These female ghosts were specially hired and trained by Liu Shishi and Yue Qiluo. Some of them worked in the service industry during their lifetime and performed perfectly.
Xu Zhiyuan took out the note and said, "We are from out of town and want to discuss something with the eldest lady."
The female ghost said: "The eldest lady is talking to someone on the third floor... Since the gentleman is from the outside world, he must want to settle in our Xixia ghost market, right? When you go out, turn right. Walk forward and you will see the horror house. Wait until you pass it. If you enter the horror house, someone will arrange it for you."
Xu Zhiyuan asked curiously: "Do all the ghosts outside want to come and settle in Xixia Ghost Market?"
"That's natural!"
The female ghost said proudly: "Our Xixia Ghost Market is the safest, and as long as you go into the horror house, you can get tens of billions or hundreds of billions in bonuses. There is no ghost who doesn't want to stay in our Xixia Ghost Market."
Xu Zhiyuan pondered for a few seconds and asked: "I have some brothers who also want to come to Xixia Ghost Market to settle... Can you make arrangements?"
The female ghost said: "We will not reject anyone who comes!"
Xu Zhiyuan pondered for a few more seconds and said, "To be honest... I have a lot of brothers."
The female ghost asked curiously: "How many are there?"
Xu Zhiyuan stretched out a finger.
"a hundred?"
The female ghost said: "Don't worry, even if there are a thousand ghosts, I, the Xixia Ghost Market, can arrange it for you."
"Not a hundred."
Xu Zhiyuan shook his head and said, "It's one hundred thousand."
Female ghost: "......"
The atmosphere was a little quiet for a while.
It took more than ten seconds for the female ghost to react.
As a "clerk" in a grocery store.
She knows some secrets that ordinary ghosts don't know...
My boss welcomes ghosts to the Xixia Ghost Market. The more the better, and all comers are welcome!
Although she doesn't understand the reason, if she can really attract 100,000 ghosts for her boss at once...then the boss will definitely be rewarded heavily. Maybe when he is happy, he will take her as his concubine, and then he will be on an equal footing with the eldest lady of the Yue family. , this Xixia "ghost circle" has its own place!
However, this kind of thing was not something she could decide on, so she immediately said: "Sir, please wait a moment, I will go and ask the boss lady to come over."
She ran to the second floor, happened to meet Yang Yin, and said immediately: "Sister Yinyin, there is an old man outside, saying that he has 100,000 ghosts under his command, and he wants to come and settle in our Xixia Ghost Market."
"What?"
"100,000?"
Yang Yin was shocked: "Really or not? They weren't sent by other ghost markets to cause trouble, right?"
He said this in his mouth.
Yang Yin's steps were very fast. She quickly went downstairs and met Xu Zhiyuan and other ghosts under the guidance of the female ghost.
Xu Zhiyuan thought that Yang Yin was the "eldest lady" mentioned by these ghosts, and immediately clasped his fists to salute... only to find that this "eldest lady" was staring at him with a look of shock.
"Forehead!"
"Miss...do we know each other?"
Xu Zhiyuan could only say this.
However, Yang Yin's body was trembling with excitement. She tried hard to suppress her excitement. Her voice was trembling as she asked cautiously: "Is the old gentleman Mr. Qingxu?"
"Um?"
Xu Zhiyuan was surprised: "Do you know me?"
This sentence is regarded as acknowledging one's identity.
Plop!
Yang Yin bent her legs, knelt on the ground, and said loudly: "Grandpa!"
Xu Zhiyuan: "???"
The old Taoist priest looked confused.
Many ghosts and ghosts behind him opened their eyes wide.
After Yang Yin called "Grandpa", she immediately said to the female ghost: "Quick, go and inform all the sisters, inform your husband... Grandpa is back from the underworld!"
Xu Zhiyuan came back to his senses and said quickly: "Girl...don't panic, you...could you have admitted the wrong ghost?"
Only then did Yang Yin react, stood up and said, "I'm sorry, Grandpa, I...I'm a little out of sorts."
She moved a chair and asked the old man to sit down. She lowered her head with a blushing face and said, "Your photo is hung in the funeral shop. My husband wiped it and put incense on it every day. How could I admit the wrong person?"
Xu Zhiyuan's eyes widened.
He seems...
Understood.
husband……
Husband?
Are you talking about my eldest grandson?
This bastard, he married a ghost?
He immediately asked tremblingly: "You...the husband you are talking about is Xu Yang?"
Yang Yin blushed and nodded.
At this moment...
Swish, brush, brush! ! !
Three wisps of gloomy wind and a demonic wind blew by in succession, but Liu Shishi, Yue Qiluo, Yue Yuluo and Tu Xiaoyu appeared on the first floor.
Naturally, they had seen the old man's posthumous photo, and they immediately saluted.
Xu Zhiyuan covered his chest. Although he was a ghost, he felt uncomfortable breathing. He said hoarsely: "You... you are all Xu Yang's wives? This bastard married four ghosts and a demon?"
Tu Xiaoyu quickly explained after hearing this: "Grandpa, please don't misunderstand me. I am not your husband's wife, I am just your maid. Your husband married four ghost sisters and a zombie sister, not a demon!"
"..."
Xu Zhiyuan opened his mouth, but for a moment he didn't know what to say!
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