This heavenly master is not serious

third chapter:

Any food that has been "sniffed" by a female ghost will instantly become cold.

There is no aroma or taste at all, just like a sour overnight meal.

So what Ma Long said about "eating shit" is not too exaggerated.

The waiter came quickly.

It was a yellow man wearing a white shirt, a black vest, and a bow tie around his neck.

On Lanting Street, the waiters in various KTVs, bars, and barbecue bars are mostly street kids who dropped out of school because they didn't study well, and many of them are even underage.

Most of these young people have one characteristic in common - bad temper!

Don't say you are a customer, even if you are the boss, you will still complain if something goes wrong!

After the argument is over, I can throw my arms around and leave. Anyway, one person has enough to eat and the whole family is not hungry. Who can do anything to me?

As soon as the yellow-haired waiter entered the box, he scratched his neck and shouted: "What's wrong?"

Hold!

Malone also has a bad temper!

After graduating from high school, he also worked as a street kid for a year.

Then he heard that "treasure hunting" was popular in his hometown, so his father bought him 200 sheep and ran to his hometown. He immediately pushed the skewers in front of Huang Mao and cursed: "Here, try it yourself. Taste, what the hell is this roasted thing?"

When Huang Mao saw that the other party was more fierce than him, he immediately softened and muttered: "It's impossible. Our barbecue master was hired by the boss from the barbecue bar next door at a high price. His craftsmanship is notoriously good, and the customers eat all the food." Say...fuck!"

However, after one bite, Huang Mao screamed.

What the hell?

That's it?

BBQ chef?

The roasted food looks like shit, does it deserve to be called master?

Huang Mao suddenly wilted and said, "Brother, how about I change a plate for you?"

"Change, change quickly...Pfft..."

Ma Long angrily took another bite of grilled leeks and vomited on the spot. He tried other barbecue and fruit plates, and said angrily: "Where is the boss? Call your boss."

Seeing this scene, the female ghost quietly floated behind Xu Yang as if she had done something wrong.

A few black hair floated up and scratched Xu Yang's neck.

It means asking Xu Yang to help clean up the situation.

Xu Yang understood and advised: "Forget it, there is no need to get angry over such a trivial matter. Let's just change the venue and drink again tomorrow."

Pulling Ma Long out of the box, Xu Yang ran to the front desk to pay.

How could Malone be willing?

He stood firm, paid, and had the cashier wipe the charge off those barbecue fruit plates.

After leaving the KTV, Ma Long said: "Lao Xu, I'm really sorry, let's go next door and continue drinking!"

Two girls followed and said, "Brother Long is so awesome!"

Xu Yang turned around and glanced at the female ghost floating behind him. How could he still think about continuing to drink, so he immediately excused himself as feeling unwell.

Ma Long nodded and said, "There is indeed something wrong with your mental state... You might as well rest early."

He left with the two girls.

Xu Yang turned around and went into the store and settled the bill for the barbecue fruit plate.

The female ghost brought it herself, and those barbecue fruit plates were "eaten" by the female ghost.

Don't be ignorant about this money, it will damage your "yin virtue".

"Sister Ghost, remember, never do this kind of thing in the future."

"It's easy to cause misunderstandings."

"If you want to eat barbecue, I can buy it for you..."

Xu Yang walked to the car and remembered that he had drank.

Don’t drink while driving, don’t drive after drinking, this is the bottom line.

He was about to call for the price, but the female ghost got into the car with a swish, sat in the driver's seat, and greeted Xu Yang repeatedly with her little hands.

Xu Yang: "......"

He asked tentatively: "You mean you will drive it?"

"Can you... know how to drive?"

The temperature in the air dropped, and a cold wind blew through, chilling my forehead.

The female ghost was very angry when Xu Yang questioned her.

She started the engine, put gas in the car, backed out of the garage, drove forward twenty meters, quickly backed up, braked and stopped next to Xu Yang, and proudly raised her head at Xu Yang.

Xu Yang was stunned.

Damn it!

Is this female ghost driving like this?

He came to the passenger seat and thought happily: "In this case, won't I have a free driver in the future?"

Xu Yang suddenly felt that having a female ghost by his side wasn't that scary.

But soon he felt...

This idea is so outrageous!

Because the female ghost cannot be seen by others except herself!

As soon as we exited Lanting Street, our car was stopped by the traffic police.

Looking at the empty driver's seat, and then at Xu Yang, who was sitting in the passenger seat and smelled of alcohol, the traffic police were dumbfounded.

Fortunately, the female ghost took action and waved her little hand. The traffic policeman was shaken, as if he was being controlled. He saluted Xu Yang and then waved to leave.

When I returned to the "Funeral Shop", it was already 1 o'clock in the morning.

Because he drank some wine, Xu Yang lay on the bed and fell asleep soon.

That night, Xu Yang had a long dream.

The female ghost in the dream turned into Reba, and lived a shameless life with Xu Yang, having children, and was so unhappy.

But soon the scene changed, and the female ghost suddenly bleeded from all her orifices, and turned into a ferocious ghost demanding her life!

Xu Yang jumped up and sat up straight from the bed.

"It turned out to be just a dream..."

Taking a long breath, Xu Yang searched around and found that the female ghost was sleeping hanging from the ceiling, so he tiptoed down from the bed.

Go into the bathroom.

Wow…

Xu Yang looked relieved and sighed: "It feels so good... it's so beautiful to be free without being watched by a female ghost...!!!"

Before he could finish his sentence, he heard the bathroom door creaking, and the female ghost floated in again.

Xu Yang: "......"

Putting on his pants with an expressionless expression, Xu Yang brushed his teeth and washed himself.

After finishing the matter, Xu Yang received another call from Ma Long.

"Lao Xu, I asked someone to make an appointment with a psychiatrist for you. I sent you the location. The time is set at 10 o'clock. Come here quickly."

Before Xu Yang could answer, Ma Long hung up the phone.

Xu Yang was a little helpless.

I'm just being haunted by a female ghost, and I don't really have a mental problem. Should I see a psychiatrist?

But Ma Long's kindness cannot be refused. Didn't you hear that he also asked someone for a good relationship to get the date?

"Sister Gui, I'm going out for a while, can you help me look at the store for a while?"

Xu Yang wanted to trick the female ghost into staying at home.

The female ghost shook her head.

………………

Wucheng.

Inside a private psychological clinic.

Ma Long spoke vividly for a long time. He picked up the paper cup and took a sip of boiled water to moisten his throat, and then said: "Doctor, this is the situation of my friend."

The female doctor sitting opposite him was silent for a few seconds and asked, "How long has your friend been in this state?"

Ma Long thought for a while: "About half a month, doctor, is he suffering from mental problems, or is he really haunted by ghosts?"

The female doctor smiled and asked instead, "Do you think there are ghosts in this world?"

Two years ago, Ma Long would have jumped up immediately and told everyone to believe in science and not be superstitious.

But in the past two years while "digging for treasures" in the mountains, he encountered a lot of things, and he also heard a lot of things from his friends who were "digging for treasures" together. Otherwise, he would not have invited Xu Yang to perform rituals.

So he tilted his head and thought for a moment, then said, "Maybe it's true?"

"..."

The female doctor was stunned for a second, and then smiled: "The theory of ghosts and gods is not credible. Foreign scientists have conducted research on this aspect of legends, and they found that many supernatural phenomena can be answered through scientific methods. Your friend probably had a hallucination caused by neurasthenia, so he thought there was a ghost haunting him."

"To put it simply, it's called hallucination."

"So, the female ghost in Laoshizi was all a figment of his imagination?"

Ma Long smiled and said: "I'm just telling you, where did the female ghost come from with such a pain in her balls that she ran to pester him."

"..."

The female doctor said seriously: "Mr. Ma, there are no ghosts in this world. We must believe in science!"