This heavenly master is not serious
Chapter 367 Why is Mr. Cui acting weird today?
Xu Yang: "......"
Black and white impermanence: "…………"
The bull demon quietly raised his head and looked at the stunned expressions of the three people in front of him, feeling proud in his heart.
Are you stupid?
I, old cow, am so smart!
Who doesn’t know how to hold a thigh?
Think about how great achievements we, the Yellow Ox ancestors, made when we carried the Taoist ancestor out of Hangu Pass to the west.
What?
You said that the one carrying the Taoist Patriarch was a green ox, not a yellow ox?
fart!
I'm just a cow...don't I know better than you?
Behind Xu Yang, the old monk who was blown away by Xu Yang's burst of magical energy came over and was confused when he saw this scene!
This is……
Hallucination?
Such a powerful monster was rushing to serve as Xu Tianshi's mount?
The key is that Xu Tianshi still looks hesitant... What's there to hesitate about?
Looking at the bull demon kneeling on the ground, Xu Yang showed hesitation and did not agree immediately.
Accept a bull demon as a mount?
A Taoist Celestial Master, riding an old ox... Thinking about it, he's quite capable.
Moreover, this bull demon is not weak and is quite good as a thug.
But Xu Yang is a cautious person.
This kind of monster with unknown origins is not enough to be believed just by his few words.
After pondering for a moment, Xu Yang turned over his hand, took out the decree given by Lord Cui, activated his magic power, and smashed it on the ground.
boom!
The decree exploded and turned into a cloud of gray mist.
In the gray mist, Cui Fujun's incarnation strode out in a judge's uniform and said with a smile: "Master Xu, why did you think of coming to see me today? Huh? Bai Wuchang, Hei Wuchang, are you here too?"
"Greetings to the Lord Judge."
Black and white impermanence salute respectfully.
Xu Yang smiled and said: "Brother Cui... I am looking for Brother Cui today because I want to trouble you to help you find out the details of this bull demon."
He pointed at the bull demon.
Cui Fujun saw the bull demon and said in surprise: "Eh? Demon King? Has a Demon King been born in the human world now... No, the spiritual energy of the human world has revived again?"
Although it is just an incarnation.
But how cultivated is Cui Fujun?
He just sensed it for a moment and discovered something unusual. He raised his head and looked towards the sky and murmured: "The road to heaven has also been opened... The human world is going to be in chaos."
"oh?"
Xu Yang was curious and asked: "Brother Cui, now that the road of Yin and Yang continues, the road to heaven has been opened, and the gods in the underworld and heaven can enter the mortal world... If this is the case, why is there still chaos in the world?"
Just like the impermanence of black and white, the underworld and ghosts are different.
They entered the human world and cooperated with the Bureau of Spiritual Management to arrest ghosts these days. The situation in Daxia has improved a lot, and the number of supernatural cases has been greatly reduced.
Even if the third resurgence of spiritual energy will lead to the birth of big monsters like bull monsters, gods from the sky can descend to earth... Just a few of them will be enough to wipe out the world, right?
Mr. Cui Fu shook his head and said: "The underworld officials and ghost agents hunt down ghosts and maintain order in the world. This is the responsibility of our underworld department... But those demons are not under our jurisdiction. As long as they do not violate the laws of heaven, the heaven will Even the gods will not descend to earth to deal with them."
Xu Yang frowned and said, "If they cause turmoil and kill people to destroy the city, does this count as violating the laws of heaven?"
Cui Fujun said: "Big fish eat small fish, small fish eat shrimps, shrimps eat mud...Does this violate the laws of nature?"
Xu Yang was silent.
Cui Fujun’s words...
He understands!
Humans hunt wild animals for food or other purposes.
The same goes for demons killing people!
This is the cycle of heaven and does not violate the laws of heaven.
Therefore, the fate of the people in the world must be fought for by themselves.
aside.
The bull demon who was originally kneeling on the ground and feeling complacent about his "little cleverness" was now so trembling that he didn't even dare to express his anger.
Damn it!
Cui Fujun!
this……
The little Taoist priest unexpectedly summoned Lord Cui!
Even Mr. Cui Fu enthusiastically called him "Master Xu"... What is his origin?
Xu Yang took a deep breath, drove away the distracting thoughts in his heart, and said with a smile: "I almost forgot about the real thing after talking so much...Brother Cui, this bull demon wants to recognize me as its master, and I need your help." Check to see if he is true to his word and has never taken a life."
"Oh no……"
The bull demon became anxious and quickly defended: "Xu Tianshi, you heard wrong. What I said was that I had never harmed a good person... When I was young and vigorous, I killed many bad people in order to do good deeds and accumulate virtue."
Lord Cui flipped his hands, took out the book of life and death, and the judge's pen, and said calmly: "You don't need to say much, just tell me your name, the merits, and I will find out after I check."
He is the avatar at this moment.
The Book of Life and Death and the Judge's Pen in his hand are just projections.
It can be used to check for a bull demon, which is more than enough.
The bull demon knelt on the ground and said respectfully: "Your Majesty Judge, the little demon's surname is Niu, and his last name is Pang."
Cui Fujun held the judge's pen and wrote the word "ox" on the book of life and death. Then he paused, looked at the bull demon, and asked: "Which mang?"
"I will, I will!"
The bull demon said quickly: "Sir, although I am a rough guy, I can still write my own name."
He found a wooden stick, smoothed the ground with his thick palm, and wrote the word "cow" crookedly on the ground with one stroke.
Then……
He scratched the back of his head and muttered in a low voice: "Hey...how do you write my name?"
He wrote another word "factory", and under "factory" he wrote the word "dragon"... He probably really forgot the following strokes, so he drew them twice randomly.
Cui Fujun: "..."
He stared at the words on the ground carefully for a long time and wondered: "What word is this?"
Bull Demon: "Pang, bull's pang's pang."
Cui Fujun's head is full of black lines...
I really know that this is the word "Pang", but how to write the key word "Pang"?
Xu Yang took out his mobile phone and checked it on the Internet, and finally found the way to write the word "Pang".
Cui Fujun cursed and wrote the word "Pang" in the book of life and death. The next moment, the light rose in the book of life and death, and Niu Pang's past and present lives were revealed one by one.
"Niu Pang."
"I was originally from a rich family in my previous life."
"Because he took possession of women and committed many evil deeds, he was thrown into the animal realm after death and was reborn as a cow."
After that, it was almost the same as Niu Pang himself said.
After hearing this, Xu Yang nodded and said: "Since you have never done any evil, then I will accept you."
The cow is very happy.
Kowtow repeatedly.
Lord Cui said on the side: "Since we are collecting the mount, it needs to be more formal... Mr. Xu, I have a spirit beast ring here. You can refine it and ask him to wear it... From now on, he will not be able to go against your will." .”
Xu Yang took the spirit beast ring and practiced it according to Cui Fujun's method.
"oh?"
Looking at the collar-like iron ring in his hand, Xu Yang was surprised: "This thing is actually a Taoist weapon?"
Mr. Cui Fu said with a smile: "If it weren't for Taoist weapons, I wouldn't be able to control the big demon... not to mention that I don't have any lower-level spirit beast rings."
Xu Yang threw the spirit beast ring to the bull demon. Naturally, the bull demon would not refuse and immediately placed it on his neck...
Buzz!
The spirit beast ring's brilliance flashed and disappeared into the body of the bull demon.
The bull demon knelt down again and shouted "Master".
Xu Yang said: "You go find a place far away from the city and wait. I will come to you after I finish talking with Brother Cui."
Niu Pang took the order, turned around and flew towards the distance.
Because of the refined spirit beast ring, Xu Yang could clearly sense his location.
Bai Wuchang heard that Xu Yang had something to talk to Cui Fujun, and he was about to leave. Hei Wuchang stood there stupidly, until Bai Wuchang pulled him, and then said: "Oh oh oh... I suddenly remembered The water is still boiling in my house, Mr. Cui, Mr. Xu Tianshi, take your leave."
The old monk, on the other hand, had already rushed to the temples destroyed by the bull demon to save people.
Xu Yang was walking and chatting with Mr. Cui, and asked: "Brother Cui..."
The words came to my lips, but I didn’t know how to say them.
Cui Fujun guided: "Brother Xu Yang, if you have anything to do, just ask... Is there any need to keep our friendship secret?"
Taking a deep breath, Xu Yang said: "Brother Cui... I suspect that I am not my father's biological child!"
Cui Fujun: "???"
He was so frightened that he covered Xu Yang's mouth and looked around. Seeing no one around, he lowered his voice and said in a deep voice: "Brother Xu Yang, this is not a joke... If you say this... The Emperor heard about it, so he had to chop me up alive?"
"This is absolutely true. I heard what the Emperor said with my own ears... How can it be false?"
Now that he had spoken, Xu Yang no longer concealed anything and said, "I mean... is it possible... that the emperor was cuckolded?"
Cui Fujun obviously didn't understand the vocabulary of the human world, and asked in surprise: "What cuckold?"
"It's just that...it's been done by that!"
After Xu Yang explained, Cui Fujun's incarnation was so frightened that he became a little unreal, and said quickly: "Brother Xu, Young Master Xu...my ancestor, don't say such nonsense, even if you want to say it, Don't say it in front of me... No, no, I'll have to cut off my memory later and pretend I've never been in the world today."
"But……"
Xu Yang said: "Since I am the biological son of Emperor Fengdu, why do I look almost exactly the same as Emperor Dongyue?"
Cui Fujun was shocked and looked at Xu Yang in disbelief.
Xu Yang added: "And I can also absorb the power of belief in the incense used by others to worship the golden statue of Emperor Dongyue..."
Cui Fujun's figure was shaken again.
His pupils shrank violently, and his entire incarnation became illusory. His teeth chattered, and he trembled: "You... you... are you telling the truth?"
Xu Yang nodded.
Gudu!
Cui Fujun swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said: "You...you"
Before he could say anything, a voice suddenly sounded in Cui Fujun's mind——
"Cui Yu, don't tell him the truth."
"It was said that he could borrow the power of Dongyue's incense and faith. I was the one who did it secretly."
Cui Fujun was shocked again... Did the Emperor... already know the truth?
so……
He said Xu Yang was his "son"... was this all intentional?
Oh my great emperor!
Have you never thought about whether I will suffer revenge from this person if I am caught in the middle?
I……
I don't know how to live or die, so I call him brother?
In his mind, he remembered what Taibai Jinxing had said that day... and it suddenly dawned on him...
Taibai Jinxing, an old thief, obviously also knows Xu Yang’s true identity!
So Mr. Cui Fu showed a smile that was uglier than crying, and said: "Xu... Tianshi Xu, you can borrow the power of Emperor Dongyue's incense faith. In fact, the emperor secretly helped..."
Xu Yang: "What do you think I look like Emperor Dongyue?"
"ah!"
Cui Fujun suddenly cried out in pain, and shouted: "I have cut off my own memory, Xu Tianshi, what did you just say?"
"No...something big is going to happen in the underworld, Master Xu Tianshi, the young one should go first!"
call out!
Cui Fujun's figure swayed and dissipated into a wisp of smoke.
Xu Yang: "???"
Master Xu?
you?
He muttered: "What's going on... Why is Brother Cui acting a little weird today? How could he call me this and use honorifics to me???"
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