This heavenly master is not serious

February 4, 2024, the 28th day of the twelfth lunar month.

It started to snow early in the morning in Wucheng.

However, there were a few more pedestrians on the street than usual.

The new year is approaching.

Red lanterns were hung everywhere on the streets, and many shopping malls and shops also held activities.

After having breakfast at home, Xu Yang took his wives to go shopping for New Year's goods. They bought a lot of various things and almost emptied a shopping mall. Fortunately, there was storage space and storage rings, which was not a problem. It won’t be necessary to move things in large and small bags.

"Husband, why did you buy so many new year's goods?"

Liu Shishi asked in confusion: "Besides, it's just buying New Year's goods. Why did you clear out all the clothing stores in the shopping mall? Men's, women's, children's and elderly clothing...the shoe stores are also sold out, right?"

Xu Yang smiled and said: "Our Xu Mansion now has a big business, and there are hundreds of ghosts in the house. Let's burn more for them later... In addition, the senior officials who manage the ghost market will also burn some things." ."

Finished the New Year shopping.

It's already three o'clock in the afternoon.

After eating hot pot outside, Xu Yang returned home.

Not long after he got home and sat down, Yunmengxi, who was sitting on the side playing with his mobile phone, suddenly called out and said: "Look at the top trending news. At eight o'clock last night, there was someone on Baihua Mountain near the capital. Immortal!"

All the girls gathered in front of Yunmengxi.

"I'll go, there's a video!"

"The fairy light soared into the sky, and someone commented that he suddenly heard a burst of fairy music last night. Many people below responded and heard it!"

"Xianle?"

"How come we didn't hear it?"

"When my husband became an immortal that day, I looked at the hot searches on the Internet, and it seemed that people all over the country and even overseas had heard the immortal music."

"Who is my husband? The vision he had when he became an immortal is certainly extraordinary. How can a cat or a dog become an immortal and be worthy of being compared with my husband?"

Xu Yang's eyes moved slightly.

Near the capital?

Baihua Mountain?

Baihua Mountain is located in the west of Beijing, about 100 kilometers away from the Forbidden City. It was once a national nature reserve. It covers a small area, with a total area of ​​only 2.17 hectares. However, it is rich in animal and plant resources. It is known as one of the natural animal and botanical gardens in North China. say!

The prince heard that he resigned and went into seclusion to practice.

perhaps……

Is he practicing in Baihua Mountain?

Xu Yang immediately turned on his phone, clicked on the most searched news item, and found the video.

The video was shot at a very close distance. Judging from the news title and content, it was taken by a few traveling friends who went to Baihua Mountain at night.

In the video, first there is a fairy light rising into the sky from Baihua Mountain, lighting up the night sky, and then in the forest, a figure covered in fairy light rises into the air and laughs -

"Ha ha ha ha!"

"My king has been in seclusion for three months, and today he finally reached the realm of true martial gods..."

"It's indeed Minister Wang."

The figure in the video couldn't see clearly, but Xu Yang immediately judged from his voice alone that the man with the immortal light all over his body must be a prince. In fact, except for princes, no one in Daxia can become an immortal today.

Those self-proclaimed strong men in the cave may have some powerful strength. For example, one person in Wangwu Mountain even cultivated the "Law of Immortality", but in fact, for them, it is more difficult to become an immortal than for modern people. !

They have sealed themselves in the cave for 600 years, escaping the "catastrophe" of isolation between heaven and earth, but they have gained something with their losses. Their behavior has relatively ruined some of their own potential, and the road to cultivation in the future will be more difficult than ordinary people.

"Minister Wang is really a monster. He only started practicing martial arts when he was sixteen years old. He has been practicing for more than forty years now..."

"It took me more than forty years to become an immortal. This is because I have to worry about many complicated things in the Spirit Management Bureau... Otherwise, I am afraid that this time will have to be advanced a little earlier."

In Xu Yang's heart, he was sincerely happy for the prince!

He was thinking about calling the prince later to say hello and asking him to treat him to dinner... But suddenly, the prince's voice in the video became extremely frightened——

"Not good...the door to ascension, the power of reception...ah, I don't want to ascend!"

in the video.

An illusory portal appeared in the sky.

There seemed to be some magical power pulling the prince inside the portal.

The prince struggled hard, holding the sword in his hand, and slashed ninety-nine swords at the illusory door. The light of the sword illuminated the sky and the earth, bursting out with unparalleled power... However, facing the "Gate of Induction", his efforts were in vain.

The light of the sword was like a mud cow entering the sea, and they all fell into the "Gate of Reception" and dissipated without a trace, not even raising the slightest splash.

The force became even more powerful, sucking the prince in with a swish.

"No!"

"Husband...don't leave!"

Someone screamed.

But what flew into the sky was a huge white snake, six to seven hundred meters long. The white snake flew into the air, the fairy light in the sky dispersed, and the door of the guide disappeared. Only the white snake made a tearing sound. A heartbreaking cry.

"..."

Xu Yang was silent.

Prince...

Actually ascended?

But it makes sense when you think about it. After becoming an immortal, you have to ascend. This has been the truth since ancient times.

The reason why I didn't ascend was because of my special status, and my "father" had the ability to talk to the Emperor of Heaven.

Chengming Zhenjun did not ascend. Xu Yang didn’t know the specific reason, but he knew without thinking that it must have something to do with the "Zongsheng Palace"... Zongsheng Palace was the place where the "Tao Ancestor" preached the Tao Te Ching, and the "Tao Ancestor" tree Under the ginkgo tree planted by one's own hands, many powerful men in the world have practiced and enlightened for more than 2,000 years.

After Xu Yang "entered Taoism", he once "practiced" for a short time under the ginkgo tree. He even saw the scene of powerful people practicing and enlightening Taoism in the past 2000 years across the long river of time and space.

A ginkgo tree planted by Daozu is so special. Isn't it normal that he left something in Zongsheng Palace so that Lord Chengming can stay in the world?

As this video went viral, the identity of the prince was soon revealed.

After all, there are too many people in the world who are familiar with the prince.

The prince's voice is also very distinctive, and you can easily tell it's him.

The people of Daxia are also very familiar with princes.

After all, the prince is a public figure and has held many press conferences. Especially after the state announced the existence of martial arts, Taoism and the revival of spiritual energy, the people became more familiar with the prince!

Nowadays, many young people practicing martial arts follow the example of princes.

Someone uncovered the life of the prince.

It tells the story of how he started to learn martial arts on his own at the age of sixteen and climbed to great heights step by step. It also tells how he founded the "Spiritual Management Bureau" after taking over the "749 Bureau" and how he protected the people and ordinary people.

Reiki has been revived for more than 40 years.

Over the years, countless supernatural cases have occurred in Daxia. Indeed, many people have been harmed or even died at the hands of evil spirits, but many more people have been protected very well by the Spirit Management Bureau!

Until the country announced the "spiritual recovery" matter, almost 90% of the people in Daxia still did not believe in the existence of ghosts and gods.

Soon, the voices of these people appeared online.

"One thing to say, although Minister Wang's last scream was a bit funny, I still want to say congratulations to Minister Wang. From now on, he will jump out of the Three Realms, no longer in the Five Elements, and become a happy and immortal immortal. He will no longer have to fight for us mortals. trouble!"

"Congratulations to Minister Wang for becoming an immortal!"

"Congratulations to Minister Wang..."

"Wait...am I the only one who thinks this is cruel? Minister Wang already said that he doesn't want to ascend...haven't you seen how miserable Minister Wang's wife screamed after he ascended?"

"Honey, are you talking about that big white snake?"

"You guys think...why is Minister Wang's wife a big white snake?"

"Isn't this strange? That snake can fly and speak human words. It must be a big demon. Even big monsters can transform. Maybe it will be so beautiful after transforming..."

"That's right, wouldn't it be nice to marry a snake spirit?"

"Master Xu Tianshi married five wives, four ghosts, and one zombie. Minister Wang just married a white snake..."

"What kind of zombie? Isn't Xu Tianshi's wife a rabbit demon? After transforming into a human, she still has two small ears. She is very beautiful. I even met her on the streets of Wucheng some time ago!"

"Fart, Xu Tianshi's wife is a cat demon..."

"Is it possible that Master Xu Tianshi has more than one wife?"

There was one comment that was so popular that it even made it to the hot search list. The hot search name was "Xu Tianshi and his wives."

And the content of that comment is: "To be honest, Xu Tianshi and I are acquaintances. I know that Xu Tianshi has many wives, including five female ghosts, all of whom are stunning beauties, as well as a zombie, a cat demon, and a... A rabbit demon, a dragon... By the way, Master Xu Tianshi also has a wife, she is quite special, she has werewolf blood flowing in her body."

Xu Yang: "......"

He was confused.

Why are you eating melon... and eating it on your own head?

Especially the comment that was on the hot search list, ordinary people have no idea about these things... there are only a few people who really know about this!

The first thing that came to Xu Yang's mind was Ma Long.

A phone call came immediately.

"Hey...Old Xu."

"What hot search? What comments?"

"Lao Niu and I brought the gods to Hawaii to play... Damn it, this place is not good, it is not as safe as our Daxia, there are too many monsters in the sea..."

Xu Yang knows Ma Long’s character very well.

Although this guy is very unreliable.

But he has always been bold and bold. If that comment was made by him, he would definitely admit it.

On the phone, when Malone learned about that comment, he couldn't help laughing!

Depend on!

He was laughing, but Xu Yang was angry!

After laughing a few times, Ma Long said: "Old Xu, there's actually nothing to be angry about. Aren't all the things people say true? I'm reading the comments on the Internet right now. Most of them are blessing you and envying you. Hate, there are only a few little black men who say that it is wrong for you, a Taoist master, to marry some female ghosts, goblins, and female zombies and werewolves."

There was a pause.

Ma Long said: "Don't tell me, you are a Taoist Celestial Master, it seems that something is wrong with this."

"roll roll roll!"

Xu Yang scolded with a dark face: "What's wrong with me, a heavenly master, marrying several ghosts and goblins? Isn't it unreasonable? Okay, I won't talk to you anymore, hang up now!"

There are indeed little black people on the Internet who are trolling Xu Yang and setting the pace, but Xu Yang is not angry.

Keyboard warrior.

Any time.

This kind of people are submissive in real life and attack hard on the Internet. They want to scold everyone and can pick on anyone, so there is no need to pay attention to them.

Xu Yang was not angry when this comment was exposed.

After all, these are facts.

He didn't mind exposing the matter either.

What he cares about is... who posted this comment!

After thinking about it, Xu Yang called Wang Lin.

Wang Lin has now stepped into Xiantian. He should have obtained a lot of benefits from the hands of Black and White Wuchang and the Nine Ghost Immortal Generals. The latecomers have come forward, and their cultivation level has actually surpassed that of Bai Wei and Feng Zhaoqing. He can step into the martial arts at any time. The possibility of heaven and human realm.

"Wang Lin, I need your help with something."

After the call was put through, Xu Yang said straight to the point.

Wang Lin hurriedly said: "Master Xu Tianshi, just give me whatever you want. Even if you go up the mountain of swords and into the sea of ​​fire, I, Wang Lin, will definitely handle it for you."

"There is a comment online. I want to check the IP address. Please help me call a professional person over."

"Master Xu Tianshi, aren't you just checking the IP address?"

Wang Lin said: "I will take care of this for you."

The two made an appointment to meet at a teahouse.

As soon as Xu Yang reached the door of the teahouse, Wang Lin came over carrying a computer bag.

Enter the box and turn on the computer.

Wang Lin first found the source of the comment on the Internet, and then quickly found out the specific location and said: "Xu Tianshi, this IP address is not local to Wucheng, but to Xi'an... The specific location is Xi'an Louguantai..."

Depend on!

Xu Yang cursed secretly!

It is indeed Seimei-kun!

This old Taoist priest looks like an immortal, but he actually does such a thing?

Aren't you afraid...that I'll expose your story?

At this moment, Xu Yang's cell phone rang.

He picked up the phone and saw that it was actually Lord Chengming calling.

After answering the phone, Jiang He sneered: "Old senior, why did you suddenly think of calling me today? In this way... you don't have to apologize to me. I will just post the story about you and the ginkgo tree online later."

"…………"

On the other end of the phone, Lord Chengming was silent for a few seconds, and then said: "Master Xu Tianshi, I don't understand what you are talking about? What apology?"

Jiang He: "Have you forgotten that comment on the Internet?"

Chengming Zhenjun: "What comment? I don't know, I don't know. I don't usually go online..."

He pretends to be real.

If the IP address hadn't been found, Xu Yang might have really believed it.

Zhenjun Chengming changed his voice and said: "Master Xu Tianshi, I want to talk to you about Minister Wang... Minister Wang's daughter-in-law just came to our Zongsheng Palace. She asked I will find a way to get the prince down from the sky, otherwise, she will go to heaven herself!"

Xu Yang's expression changed slightly, and he quickly said: "You must not... Heaven's rules are strict. If she, a demon, really dares to break into Heaven, she will definitely die."

Chengming Zhenjun said: "Yes, that's what I said...but I am a mortal, but I don't have such great ability to bring the prince down from the sky, so I have to leave this matter to you."

Xu Yang: "......"

wipe!

What a hassle!

Others would go crazy thinking about becoming immortals, especially those old people who came out of the "cave heaven". If you were to tell them that they could become immortals by eating shit, they probably wouldn't frown even if they ate it for 10 consecutive years.

Well done to the prince!

I ascended, but I still want to come back!

Xu Yang said: "Senior Chengming, how can I have the ability to ask the Emperor of Heaven for someone? But I can try it first. I don't know whether it will work or not."

hang up the phone.

Xu Yang called Ma Long again and said, "Please help me find the immortals. I have something to ask."

soon.

A group of gods gathered around the phone.

Xu Yang got straight to the point and said: "Fellow immortals, a friend of mine became an immortal last night and ascended to heaven. Now his wife is left alone in the world to die... I would like to ask if there is any way to do this. Bring my friend down from the sky again?"

Lei Gong's voice came from the mobile phone: "Now that you have become an immortal and ascended to heaven, you will definitely register as an immortal. However, it is not allowed for immortals to descend to earth privately, but since I am your friend Xu Tianshi, I can ask someone to help you. Just ask."

"Okay, then I'll wait for your news."

After the phone call, Xu Yang sent a message back to the old Taoist priest Chengming, saying that he had asked someone to go to Tianshan to help inquire, and asked the prince's wife not to worry or do anything stupid.

On the second day.

Lei Gong returned to Wucheng in person. He found Xu Yang and said: "Master Xu Tianshan, there is a letter from Tianshan... His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven said that he wants someone, so you have to go and ask for it in person."

"???"

Xu Yang was stunned and said in astonishment: "What does it mean to go in person?"

Lei Gong said: "Literally..."