This heavenly master is not serious
Chapter 71 The missing waist! (Seeking for further reading)
"Master Xu, walk slowly."
"I'll sort out the information you want when I go back and send it to you."
The off-road vehicle drove directly to the entrance of the funeral store.
Xu Yang got out of the car, feeling light on his feet and a sense of airiness as he walked, and stepped into the store with his head held high.
"Master Xu, are you back?"
Behind the counter, Yang Yin was holding a calculator, pressing and returning it to zero.
"Um."
Xu Yang responded with his nostrils, Da Ma Jin Dao sat on the chair and said calmly: "Where is Shi Shi?"
"Sister Shishi is watching dramas on the second floor..."
Yang Yin raised her head and looked at Xu Yang carefully, with a look of doubt in her eyes.
How does it feel...
Has he become different?
His whole body seemed to be glowing with confidence!
For a moment, Yang Yin was stunned, with a look of infatuation on her face.
Xu Yang raised his brows and said angrily: "Why are you looking at me? Go upstairs and ask Shishi to come down. Let's go have dinner... By the way, Ma Long just sent me a message. Your cemetery has been arranged. Today It’s a good day. After dinner, I’ll make some preparations and give you a beautiful funeral.”
When Liu Shishi came downstairs, the three of them went out together.
Xu Yang specially chose a high-end restaurant and ordered a large table of delicious food.
At the dinner table, Yang Yin hugged a big lobster and suddenly started sobbing.
"..."
Xu Yang looked confused and couldn't help but said: "Yang Yin, why are you crying? Didn't you say that you were from a wealthy family before your death? You also lived overseas...have you never eaten lobster?"
Even if it’s your first time eating it, you won’t be moved to tears, right?
But Yang Yin cried "Wow".
She threw herself into Liu Shishi's arms and choked with sobs: "Sister Shishi, I don't want to leave, wuwuwuwu... I can't let you go!"
Liu Shishi: “…”
Xu Yang: "......"
One person and one ghost, with big eyes and small eyes staring at each other, with expressions of confusion on their faces.
Xu Yang: "Where are you going?"
Yang Yin wiped her tears: "Master Xu, aren't you going to drive me away? The funeral has been prepared for me... So today's big table of delicacies is to see me off, right?"
"!!!"
Xu Yang said speechlessly: "I'm holding a funeral for you to bury your bones... I can't carry your coffin with me every day, right?"
"I do not believe!"
Yang Yin said: "We usually eat ramen, cold skin and spicy soup. If it wasn't to see me off, why did it suddenly taste so good?"
"Can't I make a fortune?"
Xu Yang said angrily: "I helped the Bureau of Spiritual Management solve two strange cases today, dealt with two evil ghosts, and received a bonus of 1 million... shouldn't I eat better?"
The two female ghosts were shocked!
"1000000?"
"Sister Shishi, the bag we saw in the mall last time was less than 30,000 yuan... Catching a fierce ghost is worth so much money. If you sell me, wouldn't you be able to buy 20 bags? ?”
"My silly sister, why did I sell you?"
"My sister is the King of Ghosts, and there are many evil spirits under her command, including those in red clothes. Can't we just sell a few to the Spirit Management Bureau?"
The two women whispered, their eyes shining.
Xu Yang was stunned for a moment...
Damn it!
Isn't this too cruel?
As ghosts, you actually plan to sell your kind to the Spiritual Management Bureau just to buy a broken bag? ? ?
After dinner, it was still early, a little after six in the afternoon.
In the summer in Wucheng, the sun didn't set until eight o'clock. Ma Long's father had already bought a cemetery in the cemetery. Everything was ready, just waiting for Xu Yang to deliver the coffin for burial.
Didn't go directly to the cemetery.
Xu Yang returned to the store first.
He Da Ma Jin Dao sat down on the chair, pointed at the shelf and said proudly: "I'm in a good mood today, Yang Yin, just take whatever you like on the shelf!"
"real?"
Yang Yinle was so upset that she rushed to Xu Yang's side and slapped Xu Yang in the face.
Xu Yang: "......"
He was stunned.
He touched his face and felt something cold and tactile. When he looked up again, he saw that Liu Shishi's face was gloomy and she quickly made an angry look: "Yang Yin, what are you doing?"
"If you dare to act nonsense again, I will never forgive you!"
But the corner of the mouth.
But he involuntarily raised his head and glanced at Liu Shishi secretly from the corner of his eye. He found that she had helped Yang Yin load the things on the shelves, and then touched her face again.
"It's a bit magical..."
"I was actually kissed by a ghost!"
Xu Yang changed his mind and remembered another question.
Ghosts are not flesh and blood, but a "yin body" condensed by yin energy. They do not have any temperature, so they have a cold taste when kissed... So, what if they do other things?
Is it also ice cold?
soon.
One person and two ghosts came to the cemetery.
The funeral went well.
Yang Yin even specially invited Liu Shishi to lie down in his "golden nanmu coffin" for a while.
Xu Yang was responsible for burning paper aside.
Burning, Yang Yin cried.
"woo woo woo woo……"
"Master Xu, you are so kind to me."
"It's been decades and no one has burned anything for me... Wuwuwuwu... Hahahaha!"
She cried and laughed again: "I'm getting rich, I'm getting rich, Sister Shishi. I removed all the ghost money from the shelves today, a total of 8 trillion... When the Ghost Market opens on the 15th tomorrow, , I’ll take you to the ghost market to buy whatever you want!”
After finishing the funeral for Yang Yin, it was already 9pm when we returned to the funeral shop.
Xu Yang took a shower, sat on the bed and was about to practice, when his cell phone rang.
He took the phone and looked at it. It was information about several "weird cases" sent by Wang Lin.
"A lot of money is spent to ask for a child... Huh?"
Xu Yang saw the title of one of the strange cases and couldn't help but wonder: "Isn't this a telecommunications fraud? How did it become a strange incident?"
Click to open the file.
Xu Yang started reading.
A total of nine cases are recorded in this file.
These nine victims all have a common characteristic... Before the accident, they made a phone call advertising "paying a lot of money to ask for a child", and then when they woke up, they disappeared.
When he was found again, the man had become a corpse.
Their bodies were intact and there were no traces of cuts on their bodies, but their two waists had disappeared inexplicably.
The last case occurred three months ago.
Xu Yang sent a message to Wang Lin.
According to Wang Lin's explanation...
He and Bai Wei had been pursuing this case for a long time and had some clues. However, three months ago, the thing suddenly disappeared, as if it had evaporated from the world, so they put it aside.
"You spend a lot of money to ask for a son, a waist kid?"
Xu Yang looked at the file and couldn't help but said: "It's interesting."
…………
at the same time.
In a nightclub.
Ma Long hugged each other and walked in with the two girls.
He stayed in the nightclub until very late and just left. He hailed a taxi, gave his home address, and then fell asleep.
I don't know how long I slept this time.
When he opened his eyes again, Ma Long discovered...
He actually appeared in the wilderness, surrounded by darkness, and there was a light mist in the air, making it impossible to distinguish between east, west, and north.
…………
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