This heavenly master is not serious

Damn it, how can we be so successful in getting married?

According to the custom, shouldn't we first bow to the high hall, secondly to heaven and earth, then the husband and wife should bow to each other, and then send them to the bridal chamber after the wedding is completed?

Is this female ghost so impatient?

His head is covered with a red hijab.

This red hijab was also made using paper-cutting techniques. It was very strange. From the outside, it was impossible to see Xu Yang's face clearly. However, when Xu Yang looked from the inside out, it looked like a layer of gauze, which did not affect his vision much.

Xu Yang moved his eyes, wanting to see what the female ghost looked like.

But the two paper figures didn't give him this chance at all, and immediately dragged him into the room and threw him on a big bed.

From the corner of his eyes, two crystal tears fell down.

Xu Yang closed his eyes silently.

Outside, the sound of pushing the door came.

Immediately afterwards, Xu Yang felt a cool breeze blowing by, and a figure sat beside the bed.

"coming……"

Xu Yang knew in his heart that this must be the crazy woman coming, but he didn't dare to open his eyes to see... After all, if you close your eyes, you can't see her appearance, and you can still have the slightest fantasy in your heart.

As for opening your eyes and taking a look?

If it is really ugly, it will leave a shadow even in my heart!

Crazy woman, Yue Yuluo... this name sounds almost like Qiao Biluo!

"Um?"

"Why are you closing your eyes? Are you afraid to look at this girl?"

Bedside.

Yue Yuluo's voice sounded.

The voice was very crisp, delicate, and had a natural "clip sound" feel, but the tone was also full of a bit of arrogance.

Xu Yang's eyes moved slightly, but he still didn't dare to open them.

Just listening to the sound is enough.

He was afraid that when he opened his eyes, the illusion in his heart would be shattered.

At this moment, Yue Yuluo has lost her phoenix crown and rosy crown.

She sat on the edge of the bed, holding her chin with one hand, and looked at Xu Yang carefully.

She had straight bangs and looked very petite and cute, especially her dark eyes. She said to herself: "You are very handsome, just like the person I imagined."

"That's right...I heard from my subordinates, do you know how to teach?"

"You are a Taoist priest, right?"

"Ning Caichen is a scholar, Xu Xian is a doctor..."

"And you Taoist priest, the Taoist priest was supposed to catch ghosts and eliminate demons, but in the end he fell in love with the female ghost and stayed together for the rest of his life... This story is much more exciting than the stories told by storytellers!"

Said.

Yue Yuluo blushed. She didn't dare to look at Xu Yang anymore and said shyly: "Since we are married, you are my husband... Husband, it will be dawn soon, let me undress you."

A pair of small hands, a gentle stroke.

The groom's clothes on Xu Yang dissipated instantly and turned into a small paper-cut clothes and fell into Yue Yuluo's hands.

Even the other clothes on his body also slipped off.

Yue Yuluo didn't dare to look at it even more.

She put her little hand on Xu Yang's body and touched it randomly.

"You...don't be nervous."

She suddenly let out a low cry.

"Ding!"

"The female ghost was frightened, her merit value +50, and her paper-cutting skill +1."

Xu Yang: "......"

Damn it!

And Yue Yuluo, like a frightened rabbit, quickly retracted her hands and said incoherently: "Yes...I'm sorry, no...you are the son-in-law, you should be the one to serve me!"

"That's right!"

"You should be the one taking care of this girl!"

After that, he lay down next to Xu Yang in his clothes and closed his eyes.

Xu Yang: "......"

etc!

This girl's script is wrong. I'm lying flat on my back, thinking that it's a big deal and I'll risk my life. Are you just teasing me here?

He slowly opened his eyes.

The weird thing is.

At this moment, Xu Yang discovered that he had regained control of his body.

Turn your head sideways.

What comes into view is a lovely face.

The tightly closed eyes were shaking, perhaps because they were too nervous, and the long eyelashes were moving, which was quite cute.

Xu Yang was stunned for a moment.

…………

at the same time.

outside the room.

In the yard.

Liu Shi's poetry is like sitting on pins and needles.

She had never seen the groom's appearance, so she was not sure whether he was Xu Yang. She wanted to rush in to save people, but was afraid of causing trouble. But if she didn't rush in, wouldn't Xu Yang be killed by the second member of the Yue family today? Was the lady bullied?

"What should we do? Sister, what should we do?"

Yang Yin said anxiously at the side: "If the groom is really Master Xu, with the bad reputation of the second young lady of the Yue family, I am afraid that she can drain Master Xu dry, suck Master Xu's flesh and blood, yang energy, and devour Master Xu's bone marrow. !”

"She dares!"

Liu Shishi slammed the table.

boom!

The stone table immediately fell into pieces.

At this moment, the ghosts on the other banquet tables couldn't help but look over again.

A paper man stepped forward and asked, "What orders does Lord Ghost King have?"

Liu Shishi reached out and grabbed the paper man, grabbed the paper man by the collar, and said coldly: "Take me to see the groom!"

"Ah this..."

The paper man was stunned for a moment and then said: "Master Ghost King, as the saying goes, a spring night is worth a thousand pieces of gold... My uncle and the second lady are having fun in the bridal chamber. I'm afraid it won't be good for you to go in at this time, right?"

Poof!

As soon as she finished speaking, Liu Shishi tore off the paper man's head.

She stood up and strode towards the room. The ghost king's aura emanated from her body, and all the paper figures in the way were blown away. Then she moved and entered the room like a ghost.

in the room.

Xu Yang felt like he was in a dream.

All this... is too fantastic, right?

In his mind, the psychological changes from picking up gold ingots to "getting married" and this period of time flashed through his mind. He was in a daze.

Yue Yuluo, who was lying next to her in her clothes, didn't dare to open her eyes, but she was used to being willful and unruly. She must not show weakness at this moment. She said, "Why are you standing there? Why don't you come and serve me soon?"

"Huh huh... You are just my wife's son-in-law. If you really piss me off, I can just write a divorce letter and divorce you!"

Any man would be impulsive in this situation.

Xu Yang is no exception.

He held out his hands.

However, before her hand touched Yue Yuluo——

"Ding!"

"The female ghost was frightened, her merit value +50, and her paper-cutting skill +1."

Yue Yuluo opened her eyes suddenly and shouted: "Stop, stop, stop..."

Xu Yang was delighted: "Didn't you ask me to serve you?"

"It's right to ask you to serve me, but...but...but I don't know your name yet!" Yue Yuluo's eyes were a little dodgey, not daring to look at Xu Yang's body.

"My name is……"

As soon as Xu Yang opened his mouth, there was a sudden muffled sound, and the door was kicked violently. Liu Shishi burst in angrily——

"Xu Yang, don't be afraid, I'm here to save you..."

Then, she froze.

This was very different from the picture she had imagined.

She thought that at this moment, Yue Yuluo's notorious "crazy woman" must be ravaging and whipping Xu Yang, sucking Xu Yang's flesh and blood and yang energy... But why was Xu Yangguang slipping, lying down, half pressing on Yue Yuluo's body? ? ? ?

Xu Yang turned his head mechanically, his eyes intersecting with Liu Shishi's.

His reaction was swift. He immediately jumped out of bed and said, "Shishi... don't be angry first. Just listen to me..."

Yue Yuluo also reacted.

She flew up, and paper-cuts flew out from her body. The inch-high paper-cuts, in human and animal shapes, kept flying around her.

There was a lot of yin energy on her body, and she said angrily: "Liu Shishi, I respect you as the King of Ghosts and treat you with good intentions. How dare you disturb this young lady's bridal chamber?"

"snort!"

"Interfering with your good deeds?"

Liu Shishi snorted coldly, and the air was suddenly filled with a sense of murder. She said coldly: "Yue Yuluo, you are very sharp-tongued... If you don't tell the person who robbed me, why should the evil person file a complaint and blame me first?"

At the banquet outside, some weak ghosts could not hold on under this momentum. They screamed in pain and fled frantically outside the Yue Mansion. After escaping from the Yue Mansion, they felt a lot more relaxed. .

He stopped again and poked his head in to see the excitement.

"what's the situation?"

One of the hanged ghosts pulled his tongue to the ground in excitement, and his eyes shone brightly as he asked, "What's going on? Is that foreign ghost king fighting for a man with that crazy woman, the second lady of the Yue family?"

"Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!"

"This is so exciting..."

"I didn't expect to see such a lively scene while having a meal today. It really makes it worthwhile for me to reincarnate now!"

"By the way, who is that man's background?"

"I don't know. I heard that there is a profession in the world called pretty boy. People who work in this profession have one thing in common, that is, they have a bad stomach... So they have to find a few powerful women to support themselves... Could it be that this man is The legendary pretty boy???"

these remarks.

Xu Yang naturally couldn't hear it.

At this moment, he was sandwiched between Liu Shishi and Yue Yuluo, with his head as big as a bucket.

"Shishi!"

"Don't be impulsive... If you have something to say, please say it!"

"Yue Yuluo... don't do anything, just put the paper-cut away first!"

"ah!!"

This cry was made by Yang Yin.

She came in a little later than Liu Shishi. As soon as she entered the door, she screamed "Ah" and covered her eyes. She rolled her eyes between her fingers and complained: "Xu...Master Xu... Why don’t you wear clothes?”

Only then did Xu Yang remember that his clothes had been pulled off by Yue Yuluo before.

Immediately his face turned red, he deliberately showed a calm look, put on his clothes slowly and elegantly, and then said calmly: "Shishi, Yuluo... don't make any noise first, listen to what I have to say."

"This matter, in the final analysis, is my fault, Xu Yang."

"I knew that the taboos in the ghost market were not to be violated, but I deliberately picked up the gold ingot under the big elm tree at the ghost gate of the ghost market..."

As he said that, he glanced at Yue Yuluo, paused, and then said: "Of course, this is because I didn't know that Yuluo was using this method to find the person she wanted. So many misunderstandings happened due to a combination of circumstances."

"Misunderstand?"

Yue Yuluo sneered, stepped forward to hold Xu Yang's arm, and looked at Liu Shishi provocatively: "I threw a gold ingot for ten years at the gate of hell to seek marriage. If my husband picked it up, it was destined to be fate with me. Besides, my husband and I have gone to court, got married, entered the bridal chamber, and have skin-to-skin contact, and the raw rice has become cooked rice. Even if you are the King of Ghosts, you will never think of breaking us up!"

It's not Liu Shishi's temperament to show off her words.

But she couldn't show weakness.

She flicked her fingers, her black hair waving wildly, and said calmly: "I don't care what fate you have, I only know that Xu Yang is my man...he is protected by me."

"If Xu Yang is not willing, even the King of Heaven, I will never think of robbing people from my hands."

Yang Yin sang a white face and said: "Second Miss of the Yue family, I have also heard of your deeds. For ten years, you have been throwing away gold ingots to seek marriage and destiny. Your persistence in love has made many women in the ghost circle yearn for you... ...If the second young lady wants to find a husband, it must be between you and me, and not a forced marriage, right?"

Yue Yuluo was stunned for a moment, with a look of contemplation on her face.

For a time, the tense atmosphere gradually calmed down.

This seems to make sense!

Xu Yang secretly gave Yang Yin a thumbs up.

Then he heard Yue Yuluo ask: "So Xu Yang, are you willing to marry me?"

Xu Yang: "......"

He subconsciously looked up at Liu Shishi, only to see Liu Shishi's expression gloomy and about to drip!

He looked at Yang Yin again, and Yang Yin slowly shook her head towards him with her big watery eyes, as if begging for mercy.

He looked at Yue Yuluo.

Yue Yuluo was looking at herself sincerely, with a hint of expectation in her eyes.

Just then, a burst of laughter came.

In the room, a figure appeared out of thin air.

The figure's figure was the same as Yue Yuluo's, and even her appearance was almost exactly the same. The only difference was that Yue Yuluo was dressed more conservatively, while she was dressed very sexy.

As soon as she appeared, she covered her mouth and smiled softly: "Isn't this simple? The smelly Taoist priest... marries Yu Luo, and I will ensure that you have enough food and clothing for the rest of your life! If you don't marry..."

Her voice suddenly changed, and the air was filled with a chilling air: "I want you to die on the spot!"

Damn it!

Another ghost king?

Xu Yang's eyes widened.

Didn’t it say that ghost kings are very rare?

And...she and my wife are actually twins? ? ?

PS: Is 3800 words considered a big chapter?

A total of 8,000 words have been updated today. I feel uncomfortable coughing. Let’s make an outline of 10,000 words tomorrow.