This Hogwarts isn't normal.

Once the charge of murdering the professor is confirmed, let alone being a student director, he will have to pack up and leave Hogwarts overnight.

Snape couldn't help but start to look forward to it.

No matter what is inside, if it can hurt someone, it is a murder weapon.

The suitcase is so heavy that it could probably crack your skull.

The murder weapon! Even the packaging is a murder weapon!

The button clicked open, and Snape opened it expectantly.

What comes into view is a piece of white cardboard with four sharp corners that can definitely stab someone to death.

The handwriting looked familiar. It belonged to little bastard Vayne.

[Dear Professor Snape:

Congratulations, you have been selected as the Chief Experience Officer of Alchemy Products.

Don't doubt, I am sincere to you.

Let's be honest, professor, times have changed.

Don't be harsh, alchemy tools can greatly improve efficiency, you should have a deep understanding of it.

——President of the Court of Owls Club,

Vincent Wayne]

It was an early access event, of course Snape knew about it.

But he clearly didn't sign up, so why was he selected?

Underneath the cardboard is an instruction manual, and below that is a set of alchemy tools specific to potions.

The color is a very pleasing black, but the shape and lines are not perfect.

Snape snorted with his nose and took them out one by one to look at them carefully.

The edges are rough, and it looks like they haven't been polished carefully.

It didn't feel smooth at all, and he wouldn't have slipped and dropped the tool.

As for functions...

The small clamp for juicing can really flatten the entire juice without wasting a drop of juice.

Put a large magnet into the crusher and press the switch to crush it into fine powder.

The small stove with controllable constant temperature is also just fine. It uses heated granite instead of an open flame. There is no longer the fear of some students with brains like trolls burning through the bottom of the pot.

After looking at a few things, Snape found a list at the bottom.

The original price of the clip is 1 Galleons, but after discount it is 16 Galleons;

The original price of the crusher is 4 galleons, but after discount, it is 3 galleons and 11 psi;

The original price of the stove is 7 galleons, but after discount, it is 6 galleons and 6 sieves...

He read the price list with a blank expression.

I have never heard that experience officers need to pay. Isn’t this just a forced purchase?

Report, must report!

Even if this little bastard is very kind, he has to report it even if he gets a 10% discount.

Wait a minute - 17 Silver Sickles make 1 Galleons. Shouldn't it be 15 Sickles after folding the clip and erasing the fraction?

9=3≈16

? ? ?

Good guy, wipe zeros in the reverse direction, right?

Isn’t there a copper nut? It must be disgusting, right?

Snape crumpled the quotation into a ball with a grim smile.

Give money? Give him Merlin's golden cauldron!

What suitcase? Didn't see it at all!

Did the school director deliver it in person? If you don't understand owl language, it doesn't count as evidence!

The thing was already in his hands and it was impossible for him to return it.

The office had been raided twice before, and they could only be regarded as interest.

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Potions class in third grade,

Vincent smiled the whole time and looked at the suitcase that Snape placed in the middle of the podium as if to show off.

The magic rune "ᚸ" is also placed very conspicuously, and you can tell it is intentional at a glance.

But Snape probably never dreamed that the badge-shaped magic camera worn on Vincent's chest had completely recorded everything.

Title: "A special tool set that potions masters rave about!" 》

Those who tinker with potions value efficiency most, and the International Alchemy Association has been unable to win them over to boycott.

The magizoologist includes Mr. Newt, and the wizard also has Dumbledore, who is recognized as the strongest.

Don't ask for many friends, but ask for few enemies.

In this round, Snape seemed to have taken advantage, but Vincent was actually the big winner.

"Pfft--" Hold it back, don't laugh out loud.

What happened next was a tacit understanding between both parties.

Snape opened the suitcase and reduced the appearance of the potions tools inside to nothing.

Vincent recorded it faithfully, and his face almost burst into laughter.

Anyway, I can’t record the sound. It doesn’t matter if he praises or criticizes, whatever he wants to write in the end is whatever he wants to write.

After half a sharp "review" lesson, Snape found that this man was actually indifferent, and even smiled like a wise man.

Something is wrong, very wrong.

Although he didn't criticize the function, if the potion he made was described as unappetizing, he would have rolled up his sleeves and thrown the table to fight.

He vaguely smelled a conspiracy.

The Boggart in the staff lounge had long been thrown outside the school in front of Lupin. There were not many places where the little bastard could plot against him.

"Hoho—" Snape suddenly sneered.

With such a big fight, I'm afraid he's not staring at his office.

The school director's important personal belongings were "stolen". First, search the suspect's office?

Young, still too young.

The two people, who had their own hidden agendas, looked at each other with deep mockery in their eyes.

That night, Snape stayed up all night, and Vincent rarely got a good sleep.

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Early Saturday morning,

The owl came to deliver the newspaper.

Snape, who had been awake all night, sat on the bench facing the door of his office, his bloodshot eyes always staring at the old large wooden cabinet.

It's dawn, and the little bastards probably don't dare to come.

He glanced contemptuously at the suitcase on the workbench, then stood up and walked into the room to rest.

As long as you keep a close eye on them, all your tricks will be useless.

After a good sleep, Snape came to the staff lounge in high spirits.

McGonagall and Lupin were both there.

They were talking and laughing, as if something happy had happened.

The two found him walking past them, and quickly stopped laughing and hid the newspapers in their hands.

Snape realized something and quickly walked to the newspaper rack, his eyes fixed on today's "Daily Prophet".

Why does the folded half figure look so much like himself?

He quickly picked up the newspaper, and after spreading it out, his eyes suddenly went dark, and he almost fainted from anger.

It's censored, but not completely censored.

"A potion master at Hogwarts: I love Wayne Enterprises! I've been using their products!"

Just look at the greasy long hair, and you can tell who this potion master is.

It's obviously a criticism, how can it be turned into a compliment?

The signature is Rita Skeeter, so it's okay.

Snape put the newspaper away without saying a word, walked past McGonagall and Lupin again, and quickly left the staff lounge.

McGonagall, who had been holding back for a long time, raised her lips greatly, "Remus, did you see Severus's hand just now?"

"I saw it." Lupin was laughing even with the scar on his face, "His hand was shaking. I haven't seen him like this for many years."

The last of the four was indeed the harmless-looking Lupin.

……

On the fifth floor of the castle,

The Court of Owls Club was filled with laughter.

Such a happy event, of course, had to be celebrated with a party.

Surrounded by students, Vincent enjoyed the treatment of a hero.

Fred was patting his shoulders, and George was pouring tea and water for him.

Cedric fed him delicious food, and Rolf praised him in various ways:

"Ah!

The torch is not as bright as him.

In the depths of his eyes,

there is the darkness of one o'clock in the morning,

all is silent,

without a single breath of life..."

The lines sounded familiar, as if I had heard them somewhere.

Shakespeare's "Romeo and Juliet"?

Vincent felt a chill all over his body and shivered.

I didn't expect that Rolf, a man with thick eyebrows and big eyes, could actually have a bad side.

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