This is what cultivating immortals is like

"That's unreasonable. My eldest brother is a good man. If you ask him to play the role of a dancer, he will play the role of a dancer. He will lose face." Lu Bei's eyes widened. They said that a high official rank would kill someone. He didn't believe it and wanted Hu San to do it. Dress up as a dancer, unless Mu Jiling smashes the table.

"That's right."

Hu San held his head high and pointed at his beautiful face: "Look clearly, this is a man. How do you want me to pretend to be a dancer?"

"Ah."

Mu Jiling sneered and pointed directly: "Not to mention that you are proficient in the art of transformation, even if you are not, who would know that you have such a demonic face and put on women's clothes?"

"My second brother knows it. He is an expert in flowers. It doesn't matter whether he is a man or a woman. He can tell whether it is salty or not by smelling it. The world is so big, I believe there must be more than one pervert like him."

Hu San sneered in response and leaned towards Mu Jiling: "Master Ziwei, listen to my advice. So many Qingwei have died. Don't dream of making up for it. It is only right to report the truth to the superiors and accept the punishment honestly. You Don’t worry, life in Jiaofang is not as bad as you think, and Mr. Hu’s family has a small amount of money, so your business will be prosperous.”

"How dare you say that!"

Mu Jiling slapped the table and stood up, looking directly at Hu San: "What happens next is a matter of the future. Now I have the final say here. If you dare to disobey, I will chop off the sacrificial flag for you."

Lu Bei: (一`一)

Looking at the two people exchanging carbon dioxide, they felt that the dog food was dry and they were tricked into killing them again.

Just when he was eager to try and become a member of the head-butting team, Mu Jiling took the lead to retreat and said with a cold face: "I have made up my mind, Hu San, tomorrow you will dress up as a dancer and wait for an opportunity to get close to the big fish. Hu Si will be there to pick you up."

After saying that, she waved her hand, threw the information into Lu Bei's arms, and asked the two of them to go back and prepare.

"Brother, I have to say that this plan is very feasible. It's just pretending to be a woman. You don't even need to change your clothes. Just stuff a couple of steamed buns and you're done."

Lu Bei said righteously: "I have leftover steamed buns from last night in my ring. Eight of them are enough for you to pretend to be a sow, how about that?"

"No, I have it."

Hu San said disdainfully: "Mu thinks he can humiliate me like this. It's ridiculous. It's not the first time I've pretended to be a woman."

There was not once, only zero and countless times of dressing up as a woman. Hu San was very familiar with it and didn't feel ashamed at all. He just didn't like Mu Jiling's arrogance.

"Let's not talk about this for now. The days are still long. Don't rush to confront her. Let's go back and get ready. Doing the mission is the top priority." Lu Bei patted the information in his arms and walked quickly towards the backyard of the Yamen.

"That's right, the mission is..."

Hu San was stunned in the middle of his words. Looking at Lu Bei's hurried away figure, he suddenly thought of something.

…

The next day.

The weather is high and the climate is cool and pleasant.

Prime Minister Li, the governor of the county, hosted a banquet for the magistrate and prime minister of Yuyang County. The guests and hosts had a great time, and poetry flourished at the wine table.

Because he drank too much, he forgot the words he had prepared half a year in advance. As a result, he couldn't hold back two lines for a long time. In dejection, he invited everyone to go out to the city for hunting today.

It’s not clear what the truth is, but that’s what the intelligence says.

I want to mention here that the county governor’s surname is Li and his name is Prime Minister. He looks like an assistant at first glance, and he is expected to be a high official.

The county magistrate, county magistrate and others did not dare to displease their superiors, so they came with their female relatives as promised and escorted more than 200 family members to the nearby hunting grounds.

Followed by a team of one hundred and ten people, including cooks, musicians, dancers, storytellers and helpers.

Lu Bei followed the team in a carriage.

In the car was Hu San, who was dressed up for travel, half-covered by white gauze, with a bright red dance robe wrapped around a silk ribbon decorated with silver flowers and pink flowers.

The collar is wide open, the shoulders and clavicle are as white as jade, the C-position debut is still under control, the waist is slender and tight, and the red lips can be seen under the white gauze.

When Lu Bei first saw this porcelain beauty, he felt unbearable. He was so frightened that he called her a monster and quickly called Mu Jiling to watch.

The latter looked at it with a sullen face for a while, then was shocked, and left angrily, one step at a time.

Fortunately, Hu San didn't go too far. He changed his appearance and didn't show his true face. Otherwise, with that face alone, the county guard, county magistrate and others probably wouldn't be in the mood to hunt, so they would just drag him into the woods to recite poems.

"Brother, tell me the truth, you are really a woman, right?"

Lu Bei stretched out his head to lift the curtain, glanced at Hu San who was painting his eyebrows, and said with a twitching corner of his mouth: "I personally think that having one son is enough for my mother. Having both children is called perfection."

"Second brother, if you want, come to sister's house tonight, but the dirty talk is ahead. Don't run away when sister takes off her pants." Hu San rolled his eyes at Lu Bei with a charming look, and changed into a female voice, which made people's hearts itch.

"Forget it then. Two sons are fine. When our mother wants a daughter, just feel aggrieved." Lu Bei shuddered and hurriedly imagined Bai Jin's appearance in his mind, borrowing the help of his senior sister's boundless power. He is a passionate man again.

However, the senior sister was no match for the fox demon. He gritted his teeth, felt a little aggrieved, and added She Yan.

In the end, the guardians on the left and right protected him, and then the fox demon was thrown into the abyss.

Lu Bei: ε=(ο｀*)))

He is so difficult!

"Second brother, although you don't know the art of transformation, sister and I also have a little knowledge of the art of makeup and disguise. Before it's too late, come in and I'll give you a trace. By then, all the sisters will go into battle, and the eunuch named Li will not be needed. Fight, Gou Gou Shou will follow us back to Xuanyin Division."

"Forget it, I am a scholar and have moral integrity."

"Think again."

Hu San gave me a flirtatious look and lowered her collar slightly: "Maybe when you come in, you will find that my sister is indeed a sister."

Lu Bei: (1`)

The fox demon climbed out of the abyss, and its magic power increased further. The guardians on the left and right were unable to resist it. Fortunately, the loyal Five Elements Envoys came to the rescue and sealed the fox demon again.

Lu Bei put down the curtain and drove the carriage honestly. It was impossible for his sister, he was very sure of this.

When he was still in Langwu County, he consulted with Hu San three times, got fresh blood and activated the 'Blood Nest' skill, and raised the two skills of 'Physical Illusion' and 'Spiritual Illusion' to the full level.

Skills and statistics don't lie. Fox San is indeed a male. If he had to add the word "female", he would have to be a cross-dresser.

The blame is on Hu Er, his bloodline is too good, and having a son would bring disaster to the country and the people.

…

Night, hillside.

The camp tent was raised, the servants lit the bonfire basin, and the guards circled the camp with carriages to act as horse guards.

After a group of dancers finished their performance, a woman in red came gracefully. Her dancing steps were light and her figure was graceful. Although her face was covered by a white gauze, it was difficult to hide her charming features.

If it's too small, it's too charming and looks dusty;

A little less, too cold, not dusty enough.

Nothing more, nothing less, cold yet charming, just right, the best in the world of mortals.

The soldiers guarding the surrounding area were thirsty, and the helpers also forgot to tell jokes to cheer up, and pairs of eyes followed the red clothes back and forth.

If you don't keep such beautiful clothes at home, why would you wear them out?

It’s really unreasonable, you don’t know how to take care of your clothes at all!

After all, a younger brother is a younger brother, and it is difficult to control his beauty at the moment. It is different for the county magistrate, county magistrate and others. They are guarding their mother-in-law by their side, sitting upright without looking sideways, and only dare to take a sneak peek during the toast.

"cheers!"

"Good wine, let me drink three glasses in a row."

"Happy, hurry up and continue...

"...

The song ended, and the dancer in red slowly retreated.

The atmosphere continued to be heated. When the county magistrate saw that Li Taishou was alone, without even a maid to accompany him, he couldn't help but sigh: "It's a sin, I forgot that the prefect's side is deserted. Someone, call the dancer over."

"That's wrong. When the prefect sees a beautiful woman, he will write a good poem. I will only disturb the purity by having me waiting around."

The county magistrate said that the county magistrate was just flattering, and took the initiative to say: "In my opinion, he should be sent to the camp to perform a solo for the prefect."

"Wonderful!"

"It makes sense."

"Me too."

"..."

"Humph, that's nonsense!"

In the midst of the cheers, Prefect Li slapped the table with a cold face: "I am an official of a county, how can I be trivial with my dignity? You have drunk too much, the banquet is over for tonight, please disperse!"

After saying that, Governor Li stood up with a displeased look on his face and walked towards his tent.

The kind with a quick pace.

Everyone stood up to say goodbye to the county guard. The county magistrate and the county magistrate waved at the same time, asking the servants to hurry up and send the beauty to the camp before the other side. The county guard must not be left waiting in a hurry.

…

In the dense forest far away from the hillside, Lu Bei put on the Xuanyin Siqing Wei uniform, slashed his waist, and waited for Hu San to appear.

I thought I would have to wait a little longer, but unexpectedly, as soon as I closed my eyes, Hu San in Qingwei uniform fell from the sky and threw the sack stuffed with people at his feet.

"Brother, what an efficiency!"

Lu Bei gave a thumbs up. He was worthy of being the leader of the Xuanyin Division, and he abducted the county guard cleanly.

"It's so efficient. As soon as I entered the house, the old pervert came up to me and touched my butt."

Hu San looked disgusted, raised his foot and kicked the sack: "This is how I passed the imperial examination. The pink beauty is now, and I don't even have the crooked poem to say, 'My body is covered with sweat, and I am alone in the first class of romantic subjects.' I'm serious." I suspect that there was fraud in the imperial examination that year, and the examiner betrayed the questions."

Lu Bei touched his chin. He was a newcomer in the officialdom and a veteran in the workplace. Based on his many years of experience in fishing and fishing, if the predictions were correct, the examiner of the imperial examination would be either the imperial master or the Taifu, or one of her people.

"Second brother, a local snake named Mu. Stupid people have stupid ways. Her plan has been implemented to some extent. We won't cause trouble for her this time." Hu San put the sack on his shoulders and gave Lu Bei a look. .

Everything went according to plan.

"As it should be."

Lu Bei nodded, and the two of them took Li Taishou and jumped up to fly towards the Valley of Immortality, which was eighty miles away.

There is a secret torture chamber built by Mu Jiling himself. Once all the people on the list are listed, a report can be sent to the top to escort the prisoners to the capital.

After galloping for thirty miles, two men in black blocked the road. Seeing this, Hu San decisively threw down a smoke bomb and took Taishou Li to escape and disappeared.

The two men in black did not stop them, released their own aura, and pressed towards Lu Bei: "Young Dan Bao realm, you have the courage to stop two innates alone, Xuanyin Division is just like the rumors, and you are ready to die."

"Hey hey hey..."

The smoke dissipated and Lu Bei came out with his knife. Under the moonlight, the golden light in his eyes soared: "What a mistake. It should be you two who are innate. Only after doubling the number of people and surpassing a big realm, you actually have the courage to stop me from hugging you." In the Dan realm, cultivating immortality is not like this.”