This is what cultivating immortals is like

The picture was so outrageous that Lu Bei said he couldn't understand it.

It is true that Bai Jin has no worldly desires for him. It has always been his elder sister who takes care of his younger brother. There are even some elders who care for the younger ones and treat him as a disciple.

But Bai Jin doesn't have it, he does!

Mingren didn't tell secrets. He had worldly desires for his senior sister and never concealed them. He whispered them in She Zhang's ears every day.

She Zhang could not bear both emotion and reason, so...

Lu Bei poured himself a cup of tea and savored it carefully.

The results weren't great, with surprisingly no hint of poisoning.

Lu Bei couldn't help but think about riding his sister. When he saw the two sisters who looked like sisters talking and laughing, he felt outrageous in his heart.

You can love each other, but that will be in the future, now you should be like fire and water, fighting with all your strength.

Unable to figure it out, Lu Bei looked around and saw that the little foxes were not in the courtyard. It was time to carry out the tasks assigned by the leader. They lined up to lose the Qiankun Bag and released the tasks to the players.

There was only an eldest niece who was not very smart and stood there stupidly, her little face full of confusion and confusion, as if she was a scumbag from elementary school who accidentally encountered a linear equation of two variables, and no one knew anyone.

Lu Bei raised his hand and pointed towards the back mountain. Wei Yu stepped forward out of curiosity.

"Uncle Junior, what's the matter?"

"Xiaoyu, my uncle will take you to the back mountain to see the big fish."

"It's fish again..."

Wei Yu curled her lips in disgust, she felt that the little master uncle was evolving towards the master uncle, and one day he would leave early in the morning and come back late in the evening. Although his hands were empty and his face was full of hatred, he said that going out to do good deeds was a must for practicing good deeds and accumulating virtue.

…

Behind the mountain, beside the deep pool.

Several Buddhist players were fishing. Lu Bei watched from a distance, secretly casting a wide net to catch more fish. No, casual players had already entered the net.

He pulled Wei Yu behind the tree and squatted together by the grass. He asked with a serious face what happened between She Zhang and Bai Jin, and asked Wei Yu to explain in detail. Not only was he required to remember every word, but he also had to learn the corresponding expressions. come out.

This stumped Wei Yu. Her little brain, which was not very smart, could not carry out so many orders. She frowned and recalled, thinking about the expressions and movements of the two women.

When Lu Bei saw it, he felt that the table was full of new tea and green tea.

The senior sister gave the jade pendant handed down from the head’s wife to Sister She...

Oops, this is Tuogu’s rhythm!

Lu Bei raised his hand and bit his nails. He knew that his senior sister was devoted to the Tao and abandoned the relationship between men and women, which was a tough nut to crack. I never expected that the senior sister would act so decisively. If there was even the slightest sign of something going wrong, she would kill him quickly without giving him any chance.

No, we have to think of a way, otherwise his more than 100 kilograms will be thrown into She Zhang's hands.

For a moment, Lu Bei had a plan in his mind, hoping to lure trouble from the south to the east. He took his cousin to Sanqing Peak, presented a mountain of ironclad evidence of dual cultivation, and asked Bai Jin to take back the jade pendant as he gave it away.

But no.

Not to mention that She Zhang was very hurt. She didn’t even get the chance to taste the sweetness first in the queue. Just because of her status as cousin and eldest princess...

First of all, it must be confirmed that Bai Jin is not a princess left behind by the Qingqian royal family.

If you can't bring in trouble from the south, you can just stay nearby. Zhao, the leader of Qipan Peak next door, is beautiful and fragrant. He has a hero to save the beauty. He has a secret love for him and is very happy for him. It's not a bad idea to use it temporarily.

But no.

Leader Zhao was in a miserable state. He was plotted by his master, hunted down by his senior brothers, and his fellow disciples killed seven senior sisters. It was the kind of tragic death where they acted as a furnace and had their mana drained away.

She finally met a hero who pulled her out of the darkness and returned to the free world. If this longed-for hero took off his disguise, he would be just a scumbag who would not marry...

Forget it, Mr. Zhao is a good person and can act like a lady, but it would be bad if he turns evil and becomes a demon.

Cousin is not good, and Head Zhao is not suitable either. Only one person can help him.

Fox three!

With the charming appearance of the three foxes, they have the high-end women's clothing skills of "Xinghuan", and they have rich experience in women's clothing. In addition, the two brothers have a good understanding of each other and are both bad-tempered. Not coming out.

But no.

Not to mention that the power of Fox Three's female costume is extremely lethal, enough to make mediocre female cultivators like Senior Sister and Sister She feel ashamed and quit without daring to fight. He, Lu, alone would not be able to hold it back. If he were to be killed by Fox Three Ben, that would be great fun.

After thinking about it, Lu Bei was shocked to realize that he had been busy practicing all day long, and he was short of confidantes. When the time came, there was no suitable candidate around him.

"I hate it so much. I'm just too kind. Why am I working so hard!"

Lu Bei beat his chest and hated himself deeply for being a good person.

“Little Master Uncle, don’t worry, there’s still me!”

Wei Yu patted Lu Bei on the back to cheer him up.

"you?!"

Lu Bei looked at Wei Yu with a look of disgust, and sneered: "You're a fool, I took it in kindly, go and cool off."

Wei Yu was furious and said angrily: "Even if I can't do it, I still have my mother!"

"I'll go, don't talk nonsense, my cousin will kill me."

Lu Bei was so frightened that his face turned crooked. He knew that Wei Yu was a tough kid and was short-minded, but he didn't expect that she was lacking so much.

"Young uncle, you don't know that my mother and I have contributed a lot to make it possible for you and your master to stay together."

"Oh, how do you say this?"

Lu Bei was surprised. Zhu Yan was just a gossip party, and she was just a melon-eater. What good things could she do?

"It's like this..."

Wei Yu talked about the secret meeting between Lu Bei and Bai Jinwu that day, and the mother and daughter witnessed it with their own eyes. To have fun, no, but to give the two of them momentum to break the leader's cruel rule over the Lingxiao Sword Sect, they spread the word widely.

With the help of the head of the Law Enforcement Academy, the entire Lingxiao Sword Sect knew that the two had slept together.

Wonderful!

Lu Bei listened, squinting his eyes slightly to cover up his glare, and secretly said to the boss, madam, thank you for your hard work. If Mr. Lu gets what he wants in the future, he will pay filial piety to his mother-in-law.

Forget about being the boss, the bad old man is very bad.

"so what?"

After Wei Yu finished speaking, Lu Bei snorted coldly: "Do you know that just because you and Senior Sister Zhu spread rumors, your master is thin-skinned and embarrassed, and now he wants to break up with me."

Wei Yu had a sad face, it was not her fault, she had good intentions, it was all Zhu Yan's fault.

"Also, you didn't spread the gossip like this. Guang Lingxiao Sword Sect knows it's useless. Your master bites her to death and refuses to admit it. What can others do to her? In the end, I'm not the one who gets hurt, little master uncle?" Lu Bei shook his head repeatedly, scolding Wei Yu.

"Then what should we do?" Wei Yu asked confused.

"If we want to remedy the current situation, we can only make more mistakes one after another."

"Uncle Junior, please elaborate."

"The gossip between my senior sister and me, bah, your master and I are in love. Although the fact is true, your master is very opinionated. He will only make her resist and continue to work in the Lingxiao Sword Sect. Spreading rumors is counterproductive.”

"That……"

"Intensify efforts, not only Lingxiao Sword Sect will spread it, but the entire Yuezhou."

Lu Bei raised his hand to hold Wei Yu's shoulders and said with a serious face: "In one month, the fact that my senior sister and I are in love will be known to everyone in Yuezhou. Even a dog or a tree will ask about your master's dual cultivation." The name of the Taoist couple can also answer the name of your junior uncle and me."

"Ah this..."

Wei Yu was sweating profusely, thinking that if she could do this, Bai Jin would definitely pick up his sword and chop her down. She swallowed hard and said, "Young uncle, you think too highly of me. To be honest, I'm a waste." ."

"This is one million silver notes. Use it for publicity. Come back to me after you spend it."

Lu Bei smiled calmly and took out a second handful of banknotes: "This is five million. Use it to buy candies. Tell me to my uncle, are you still a waste?"

"I'm not!"

"Children can be taught."

"Uncle Junior Master, Xiaoyu will be yours from now on."

Wei Yu took the million-dollar banknote, counted it with a swipe, then clapped her chest loudly, opened her eyes when she saw the money and said, "Please don't worry, little uncle, as long as I am here, master, she will never be able to escape from your clutches!"

"Yes, you are ambitious! Follow your uncle and work hard from now on. After you succeed, even if you fail to become an immortal, your junior uncle will support you and you will enjoy endless glory and wealth."

Lu Bei made a promise and asked Wei Yu to come closer, and Wai Bi Wai Bi taught her some tips on spreading rumors.

Those who are close to vermilion are red and those who are close to ink are black. I just learned this recently.

Ever since he joined the Xuanyin Division and debuted in Ningzhou with Hu San as a good-looking teammate, he has become more and more depraved. He is no longer the innocent little boy he used to be.

Seeing Wei Yu nodding while listening, looking like she had suddenly realized that she had given up on learning, Lu Bei couldn't help but curled his lips and thought to himself that this guy is not good, so it is better to expect Bai Jin to give up on herself than to expect her.

A pure passer-by, one thing to say, impartial, the eldest niece is not very bright, her talent is inherited beauty, all focused on eating melons, there is no potential to be a dogleg.

Rather than expecting her to spread the word, it would be better to use the power of Xuanyin Division.

Yuezhou is not Ningzhou. Lu Bei dominates the sky in Ningzhou, but he has no influence in Yuezhou. If he goes to Mu Ziwei for help, the other party may not pay attention to him.

For the current plan, we can only let Wei Yu make a small fuss first, urge Hu San to take action as soon as possible, and drug Mu Ziwei to get Mu Ziwei out of the life lawsuit. Spread rumors.

By then, the three of them will become tigers, and gossip will be flying everywhere. Even if Bai Jin has an iron-clad Taoist heart, there will inevitably be a crack.

Then there is the boss's wife and Wei Yu, who are attacking from both sides. He, Lu, is taking advantage of every opportunity and comes to visit her every two days to make earthy love talk. Why worry about being unable to fall in love for a long time?

This is sure!

What, you said this is the demon cultivator’s way of training the furnace, and the method is too despicable?

If you don’t understand, don’t talk nonsense. In the world of immortality, this is how falling in love is.

…

The two returned to the backyard. Lin Yu patted his neck and complained that he had a headache. He muttered to himself for a moment. He was surprised to realize that the only solution was fishing. With others watching silently, he quickly walked towards the deep pool in the back mountain.

"Junior brother, I heard from senior brother that you have transformed into a god?" Bai Jin asked in surprise.

"With luck, a little bit of aptitude, and a million times more hard work, I was lucky enough to reach the threshold of the God Transformation Realm."

Lu Bei nodded, dissipating his innate false aura, showing his aura of transformation into a god, and his words were quite modest.

"Junior brother is very qualified..."

Bai Jin was amazed, envious and envious. He thought of something and asked: "The Changchong Sword Song on the belt, what level has your junior brother reached?"

[Changchong Sword Song Lv18 (40w/450w)]

Lu Bei thought for a moment and whispered: "I'm not very sure. In short, with practice, I've mastered the sword body, sword heart, and sword control skills, and I've also figured out the Changchong Sword Intent."

Is this happening? !

Bai Jin was shocked again, and Lu Bei showed her face to face before convincing her that there really were monsters in the world.

"Okay! Okay! Okay!"

Bai Jin was overjoyed, his beautiful eyes shone, and he said happily: "Junior brother Chang Chong Sword Intention has reached the eighth level, and he can just strike and practice double cultivation with me. Come with me, and we will go to the underground palace to compete with swords."

She Zhang: "..."

Double click, what the hell is double?