This is what cultivating immortals is like

The housekeeper was very obedient and came forward to undress the master.

Then, the housekeeper was very obedient. At the hostess's instruction, she added two small clothes for the hostess and herself.

Because of these two coverings, the bathroom, which was shrouded in clouds and fog, immediately turned into a swimming pool.

Fortunately, the problem is not big. It is a private swimming pool with no outsiders. It is blocked by two pieces of fabric but not completely, so it will not delay the master's sightseeing.

Lu Bei was a thick-skinned man. He ignored Zhu Qilan's warning eyes, pushed the two women away, and squeezed in between them.

With a move of his left hand, he hooked Butler Yu, who was secretly delighted. With a move of his right hand, he grabbed Zhu Qilan who was pretending to be calm. Then he made a splash to the left and right, causing two big blushes.

Zhu Qilan hugged his shoulders. His heart was sinister and the city was extremely deep. He turned his head and looked aside, throwing Lu Bei the back of his head.

Butler Yu glanced secretly, leaning on Lu Bei's shoulder and turning his head back and forth, using his body temperature to dissipate the redness in his pretty face, and said delicately: "Master, you are so bad!"

"Like it?"

Lu Bei had a serious look on his face, but his hands hidden under the water were restless and making mischief while criticizing this evil old society.

Because of his principles of being strict with others and being lenient with yourself, he did not criticize himself. I examined myself three times a day and found that he was right. His mistakes were all the fault of others, and they were blamed for being too enchanting.

"Your Highness likes it, so of course I like it. If Your Highness doesn't like it, I don't know." Butler Yu's eyes were misty, and he couldn't bear the big hand's troubles. He leaned against Lu Bei's ear and gasped softly.

"Okay, let me ask for you."

Lu Bei turned to look at Zhu Qilan, shook his delicate body gently but no response was seen, and immediately turned his five fingers into claws and used a black tiger to dig out the heart.

Really, the water was very deep and he couldn't grasp it.

Zhu Qilan's body trembled, feeling ashamed and angry. She bit her lip and looked at Lu Bei, telling him to be honest and not act like a monster.

"Cousin, I'm asking you, do you like it?" Lu Bei asked with a smile.

"shameless."

Zhu Qilan spat softly and shook his head decisively to express that he didn't like it.

Unable to get a satisfactory answer, Lu Bei looked frustrated and turned to look at Butler Yu: "It's a bit troublesome. My cousin has different opinions. I'm afraid she will have to be tortured to get her to tell the truth. I'll help her and hold her down. Let me The officer personally collided with the emperor's body."

Butler Yu covered his mouth and smiled sweetly, nodded in agreement, and both of them turned to look at Zhu Qilan, until the latter was in a panic, fled the place in a panic, and disappeared in a flash.

"Cousin, your clothes..."

Lu Bei grabbed the silky fabric. Before he could regret it, Butler Yu moved and sat on his lap.

A young housekeeper actually dares to commit such a crime. He is so audacious that he still has no master left in his heart!

Lu Bei was anxious at that time. He had just learned how to handle grappling and could bear the grievance. He pressed Butler Yu down with a snap. Their eyes met and their lips touched each other. The atmosphere instantly became heated.

At this moment, the bathroom door opened, and Zhu Qilan, who had finished dressing up at the speed of light, strode in. Seeing the adulterer and adulteress completely forgetting herself, she was still holding her and gnawing on her, and she immediately snorted coldly.

Crack! Click, click, click

The air conditioner was freezing, and a thick layer of ice formed on the water's surface. Before Butler Yu could even get on the hard seat, he was lifted out of the water by Zhu Qilan.

She looked puzzled and looked at Zhu Qilan doubtfully. She had agreed to go ahead with the plan, why did she change her mind?

Zhu Qilan's expression remained unchanged and he did not look at Lu Bei. He said angrily: "Bai Yu, please tidy up your clothes and come with me to retreat."

"Now?"

Butler Yu was very surprised. His eyes swept back and forth over the dog and the man, and he suddenly realized what he understood.

She secretly smiled at Lu Bei, and under the latter's speechless gaze, she dispersed the moisture from her body, took out a set of clean clothes and put them on, then followed Zhu Qilan, twisted her waist and disappeared out the door.

"Tsk, you are so selfish if you don't eat it yourself and don't let others eat it." Lu Bei curled his lips and waved his hands to disperse the ice floes on the water. He changed his technique, calmed down, took out the jade gourd and started to pour it.

"Please baby, turn around!"

I just got a new baby and I never get tired of playing with it.

On the other side, Butler Yu followed Zhu Qilan away, dragging his feet and snickering from time to time.

"why are you laughing?"

"Your Highness heard it wrong. Bai Yu was clearly crying. His Highness went back on his word and was capricious. He thinks like this today and thinks like that tomorrow. It's just a pain for me. I have to work hard and work hard. Now that I'm gone, the master will definitely not like me." Butler Yu sighed quietly and said something like living on the street in the cold weather, and the fragrance of a foot of white silk was gone and the jade died.

Zhu Qilan was angry and annoyed when he heard this: "Then why are you following me? Why don't you go back?"

"Thank you for your kindness, Your Highness. Bai Yu will come as soon as he goes." Butler Yu nodded repeatedly, lifted up his skirt and turned around...

Didn't make it.

"Come back!"

"whee."

"Hippy smile, it's all you... who taught him bad things."

"Your Highness, please don't accuse a good woman unjustly. It's clear that I have high qualifications and can learn everything quickly. I can draw inferences from analogies and draw inferences. You can't blame me." Butler Yu cried out that she was wronged. She was the one who led Lu Bei at first, but later the initiative was no longer in her hands. .

"Don't call him master, there is no clue about this matter yet."

"You dare to take a shower together if you don't have any eyebrows. If you have an eyebrow, you will tear down the house..."

"What are you mumbling about?"

"whee."

According to the rules of the palace, Zhu Qilan chose a male host for the Changming Mansion. Zhu Baiyu should be the first to check and teach some advanced theoretical postures. It is best to practice them to avoid knowing nothing and making a joke at the critical moment. .

The plan was like this at the beginning. Butler Yu was ordered to do something in a critical situation, and while supplementing his theoretical knowledge, he taught Lu Bei. Seeing that the atmosphere was almost brewing, it was time for actual combat, but Zhu Qilan was not happy anymore.

The deeper the love, the more unwilling they are. Seeing Lu Bei and Butler Yu quarreling with each other, I feel disgusted. I changed my plan overnight. I lost two books on theory and it will definitely not work in practice.

The question is, she has the final say in Changming Mansion, and the rules in the palace have no control over this.

But when asked when she would practice the theory, Zhu Qilan was speechless. He hesitated and said that everyone was young and would not be in a hurry. After a while, it would not be too late to discuss it after Lu Bei went to the capital with her and met his mother.

…

The next day, Lu Bei found Zhu Qilan in seclusion and asked about the secret realm of refining during the integration period.

Upgrading the small world is a top priority.

Zhu Qilan's realm has spanned too much. From the beginning of the integration stage to the Great Consummation, there is no time to settle the ultimate principles of heaven and earth. If he does not make up for the incomplete small world as soon as possible and refine the void into reality, not only will he not be able to condense the magic weapon of the Tao, but his unstable foundation will also cause affect future practice.

In this regard, Zhu Qilan said that it was not necessary. The Western Jade Emperor's Dao Sutra she practiced was different from other monks' exercises. She did not need to work hard to condense magic weapons, and she could enter the stage of transcending tribulation step by step.

As for the magic weapon, she made the original small world into a snow-white ice knife, which was easy to use for the time being.

Lu Bei suspected that Zhu Qilan was as crooked in practice as he was, but the Western Jade Emperor's Way, which requires 100,000 skill points to practice, would not be crooked to this extent, but if neither of them was crooked...

Could it be that all the monks in the world have taken the wrong path?

This world is wrong!

Thinking of this, Lu Bei had a vague premonition, but there were so many talented people in the world that no one would notice if something was really wrong.

He didn't dare to be careless, so he checked Zhu Qilan on the couch very carefully. He didn't stop in anger until he received two pink punches in the chest.

Zhu Qilan went into seclusion, and the official affairs of the commander-in-chief fell on Lu Bei again. He hurriedly dealt with it, added a bunch of tasks to himself, and after entangled with Butler Yu, he returned to Sanqing Peak alone.

Before leaving, I got several props from Butler Yu. The text was not important, but the illustrations were lifelike. It was said that they were secret treasures passed down from the palace.

Lu Bei didn't dare to tell or ask about Wu Zhou's state secrets, so he accepted the props honestly. Faced with Teacher Yu who was the key point in the circle and said that she would take the exam next time, Lu Bei patted her chest and promised that she would study hard late at night after returning home, work hard and work hard, and graduate with full marks.

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Sanqing Peak.

Lu Bei showed up at two camps to see if there were any new students with excellent qualifications. The result was not very good. The papers were enough, but there was no familiar ID.

Counting the time, the first World's No. 1 Martial Arts University... No, the first qualifying competition was about to begin, and he couldn't even find a reliable registered disciple.

You can’t let this opportunity for exposure go by, right?

Lu Bei came to the backyard of Yuhuamen and browsed the official forum with a teacup in hand. There was no news that the qualifying match would be launched soon.

The pinned post is also related to arms. The master who posted the last post was looking for like-minded partners. He has gathered his manpower and is currently assembling machine tools, hoping to use automatic firepower to change the world of immortality.

The idea is good, but Lu Bei, who came from version 3.0 and is already in the integration stage, said that the arms industry will not last long in the world of immortality. It is like the reincarnation of an immortal. It is amazing in the early stage, but no one cares about it in the later stage.

In the final analysis, the output of firearms is insufficient and the method is single. When it comes to boiling water, the world of immortality is more sophisticated.

Just as I was thinking about it, two scents of fragrance mixed together and hit my face.

One is the aroma of meat, the other is the aroma of meat.

Lu Bei opened his eyes, looked into She Xuan's sweet eyes, took the roast goose with both hands, placed it in front of him and ate it.

[You have been poisoned. It is determined that your health remains unchanged after deducting the defense and poison immunity]

It's still the same taste. If someone else tastes it, it won't be gone, and it won't be able to bear the deep love in the roasted goose.

Seeing Lu Bei devouring the food, She Zhang was extremely satisfied. Of course she knew that Lu Bei was acting, and what she was satisfied with was his attitude.

He has me in his heart and knows how to coax people.

With the wind and clouds swirling, Lu Bei threw down the bones and called for water to wash away the oil stains. Before he could say anything more, he was pulled by She Zhang and mysteriously walked towards the quiet room of the underground palace.

Isn't it, eldest sister, Heze King's Palace, we have been doing this and that, how can you pretend that nothing happened?

After the war, there was no big war, but continued dual cultivation, which made Lu Bei very disappointed.

But soon, he looked serious, and within sight, a new swimming pool was built in the Quiet Room, almost like the one in Furong Hall.

"Sister She, what do you mean? Let's talk about it first. I won't let you succeed!"

"It's not interesting. Your clothes got dirty when you were eating. I'll take you to wash them."

"Impossible, this is my cassock, dust will not fall, water and fire will not..."

"She is still in retreat and won't wake up for a while."

"I told you earlier, take the clothes."

Lu Bei raised his hand and hooked the water snake's waist. There was no need to exaggerate the intense love, and there were no sweet words to warm up the situation. The two hearts were close to each other early, and then the old man pushed. No, it was a matter of course.

Linyuan, the sky and water merge, and the undertide spits out pearls, taking in the clouds and mountains, making a pitiful song.