This is what cultivating immortals is like

"I called Huanshi before, why can't I speak now?"

Lu Bei narrowed his eyes slightly and clasped his fingers tightly on the jade slip. If something unexpected happened, such as the Taifu pretending to lose his mind and wanted to snatch the jade slip by force, he was confident that he would be able to take the jade slip into his personal space at close range first.

It doesn't matter even if this jade slip is taken away, it is empty and there is no dark history in it.

To avoid catching them all at once, he adhered to Xun Yu's principle that eggs should not be put in the same basket, and would change the image to a new one every time he finished recording. Currently, the number of jade slips is limited, only eighteen.

"But……"

Li Taiqing raised his hand to his chest, bit by bit with his left and right fingers, glanced at Lu Bei timidly, and whispered: "Uncle said before, if you call me daddy again, you won't want me anymore."

"I said it, but no one...isn't awake!"

Lu Bei explained the facts and encouraged him: "Hurry up and shout a few more times before they wake up. When they wake up, if you want to shout, daddy, I shouldn't!"

Bah, only a devil wants to shout.

"Daddy."

"Speak louder, are you eating so much sugar for nothing?"

Lu Bei put his head close to his ear and said: "You are listless at a young age. How will you kill the master to avenge your father in the future! How will you fulfill the vow you made!"

"Dad——Dad————"

With half of his cheeky face in front of him, Li Taiqing took a long breath and howled loudly at the top of his lungs. After howling, he took the candied haws from Lu Bei and started to bite it.

A smile on his face.

With Taifu's temper, let alone sleeping, it is impossible for him to recognize the thief as his father when he is awake. She separated part of her soul, simulated her younger self, and watched the scene from a third party's perspective.

I have to say, it's very sad.

Satisfied, Lu Bei put away the jade slip and let Li Taiqing cool off while he helped Zhao Shiran wake up.

Zhao Shiran woke up with a cry, as if he had been hit by a brick on the back of his head. He was light-headed and dizzy. After sorting through it for a long time, he explained the battle to Lu Bei's questioning.

It was not much different from Lu Bei's guess. After witnessing Mu Jiling being tortured and scarred after being captured, Li Taiqing angrily went to the Taifu's big account and slaughtered the four Fusion Stage monks like chopping melons and vegetables.

After that, he covered his head and went offline. Zhao Shiran and Mu Jiling were in coma due to the aftermath of the battle.

"Uncle, I want to eat steamed buns." Li Taiqing grabbed Lu Bei's sleeve and wiped the sugar coating off his hands.

"Eat three cages first, save money. Our family is not that rich. I will take you to my grandmother's house in a few days. She is already rich. We will try to make her poor within a hundred years."

"..."

Li Taiqing's face froze, and he quickly covered his mouth with a bun, groaning and working hard.

Zhao Shiran stared at this scene dumbfounded and whispered in Lu Bei's ear, asking what happened.

Just then, Mu Jiling woke up faintly and couldn't wait to ask Lu Bei what he had done to her master in the ten days he disappeared. If there were lies and deception, she would have the third fox castrated.

With such a cruel oath in front of him, Lu Bei didn't even think about it and hurriedly deceived him with lies.

It was impossible to tell the truth. It was too outrageous for him to beat the Taifu into serious injuries head-on. After the beating, he dragged the Taifu to double cultivation, which was even more outrageous. In order to conform to realistic logic and increase credibility, a version was changed.

He competed with the Taifu and was beaten and beaten throughout the whole process. The Taifu broke through at the moment of the battle, and he became like this in a daze.

The new version is logically clear and well-founded, and both Zhao Shiran and Mu Jiling believe it.

Then Mu Jiling protected Li Taiqing and told her loudly that there was no uncle here, let alone...that kind of thing. In short, children should not mistakenly identify their relatives, as they can easily be deceived by bad people with ulterior motives.

Li Taiqing vowed to recognize the thief as his father and ignored Mu Jiling. Under Mu Jiling's tearful gaze, he followed the advice of his kindhearted uncle and considered the feasibility of expelling the evil disciple from his school.

With the label of a bad woman, Mu Jiling immediately shut herself up and couldn't hold back a single word for a long time.

"Disciple over there, you are talking nonsense, don't be so arrogant, come over here and I have something to ask you."

Lu Bei greeted Mu Jiling, who was reluctant. It wasn't until Lu Bei pinched Li Taiqing's face and said he wanted to spank her that she stepped forward step by step with an angry look on her face.

"It's been ten days. What's the situation in Guanzhou now? The war isn't over yet, is it?"

"No, but I have received several reminders to ask Master why the fighter plane was delayed..."

Business is business, Mu Jiling told the truth.

Qing Qian occupied Guanzhou and faced the heavy blockade and siege of the Huangji Sect. He couldn't bear the pressure and chose to form an alliance with Qi Yan. He was a head shorter and changed from a collaborator to a younger brother.

Qi Yan also found a reason to intervene in the situation in Wuzhou. Not only did he intervene, but he ended up as a kind-hearted passerby who mediates conflicts. He stood up for his younger brother and claimed the territory of the three western states of Wuzhou.

Regarding Wu Zhou's side, what is the grand strategy? Mu Jiling is not of sufficient status and cannot be contacted for the time being.

All I know is that there are constant frictions on the front line, and conflicts of various sizes occur every day. The two monks face each other in front of the battle line. It cannot be said that the number of mothers is amazing, but it is also a hundred mothers.

When the guarantee is insufficient, both sides will stop testing and directly start the decisive battle.

The prerequisite for the decisive battle is to find the master who has not been heard from for ten days.

"She's a little numb. You've seen her current condition. If you go up there, you're going to kill someone. Not to mention killing people, but thank God if you don't laugh them to death." Lu Bei sighed, and behind him lay Li Taiqing, who was eating so much.

There was no door on the mouth, and the residue fell out while eating, making Lu Bei's clothes greasy and his head smelling delicious.

The picture was so beautiful that Mu Jiling did not dare to look at it, and said dryly: "Then I can only tell the truth. I will take Master back to the capital first..."

Halfway through her words, she suddenly froze, as if she had thought of something, otherwise her suggestion was: "Master has too many enemies in the capital, especially the Emperor Ji Sect. If they take advantage of the situation, it will be very difficult for me to do so with just my own strength." It’s difficult to protect Master’s safety.”

Speaking of this, she looked intently at Lu Bei.

"Don't do this. You can't protect me, but I can?"

Lu Bei shook his head repeatedly, determined not to wade into the muddy waters, and said loyally and patrioticly: "I'm not afraid of you spreading the word. This sect leader is only here to protect the country and save the country from danger. This kind of patriotism cannot be tolerated. If you delay even a little bit, I won’t have time to change your master’s diaper.”

Mu Jiling was furious and rolled up her sleeves to die with Lu Bei. However, Li Taiqing threw a bag at her and sat back down full of grief and anger.

"Uncle, I want to eat dumplings."

"Didn't you just eat steamed buns? Why eat them again?"

Lu Bei made an angry sound, took out a cage and passed it over his head, giving Mu Jiling advice: "Actually, it's not a big problem. If she can wake up once, it means she can wake up a second time. If there is a shameless sneak attack by Emperor Ji Sect in the capital, , don’t panic, just rush in and beat her head to pieces, causing her to bleed, and hey, maybe she will wake up completely in a fit of anger.”

Mu Jiling rolled her eyes. A fox, a fox, a fox, a raccoon dog, and a raccoon dog are not good things.

"Actually, there is another way."

Lu Bei clenched his fists and coughed lightly, then whispered: "Go to my godmother, she will definitely have a way to make your master wake up."

It was a good idea, and Mu Jiling was very moved. Suddenly, something came to mind, and she shook her head in denial.

Anyone can do it, except Hu Er.

At best, this is a favor to Hu Er, at worst, he invites Hu Er to visit the death site.

"Then I have no choice."

"Actually, there is another trick, which is..."

Mu Jiling glanced at Li Taiqing, who was eating and drinking like a bottomless pit, wondering: "There is a powerful person in the royal family in Guanzhou who is in the tribulation period. As long as he avoids the eyes of Huangji Sect, the other party will definitely help the master."

"It doesn't sound very reliable. You have also seen her situation. If the other party has an idea, she only needs one candied haws and she will have another father." Lu Bei complained.

"That's better than having another grandmother." Mu Jiling was even more speechless.

"You can't say that. It's a generational kiss. Grandma loves her granddaughter the most."

"..."

In terms of talking skills, ten Mu Jilings combined could not defeat one Lu Bei. They ended the meaningless discussion and took Li Taiqing to Guanzhou. At the same time, they completed the joint task and brought Lu Bei with them.

Speaking of which, the task of this joint meeting was vague. Hu Er did not mention the reason for introducing the Taifu. No matter how he looked at it, he just pushed his godson into the fire pit.

But if you only look at the results, Taifu was really cheated.

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Beima County, Yongxiang County.

Beima County is located on the westernmost side of Xianzhou, not far from the blockade between the two states. This is also where the master of the royal family's tribulation period and the Taifu agreed.

Originally, the two of them were on the road together, but Taifu had an impromptu appointment and diverted to Xiwang County.

Outside Yongxiang County, clouds and mist cover the mountainside, and small Taoist temples are looming.

In the view, a female Taoist priest in green robe is sitting cross-legged on the cloud bed, with a whisk hanging on the head of the bed.

The female Taoist has a leisurely demeanor, a very beautiful appearance, and a plump figure. Her wide robe can barely cover her elegant curves.

She has a very serious and fairy-like face, but her figure is very thought-provoking, making people subconsciously feel that this woman is not a serious Taoist nun.

Zhu Xiushi.

The door was lightly clicked, and the person who came was holding the mark of the token. Zhu Xiushi stopped practicing, knowing that the secret path was coming, he took the fly whisk by his side and greeted him with a smile.

In the front yard, there are three women and one man, three older and one younger, three standing and one riding.

"My good master, you are here..."

With a stiff smile on his face, Zhu Xiushi looked at the condensed version of Taifu in astonishment. Looking at the corner of his eyebrows, it was indeed him, but...when did he have such a good appetite?

Where did you find the mount?

After Mu Jiling's explanation, Zhu Xiushi finally understood the reason. He looked at Lu Bei in confusion, asked the Heavenly Sword Sect master-level mount to wait for a while, and dragged the screaming Taifu toward the quiet room.

"Zhu Xiushi, I seem to have heard this name somewhere."

Lu Bei watched the swaying peach leave, secretly thinking that the Tian family was sinister. Facing Mu Jiling's contemptuous eyes, he said seriously: "I must have heard of it, but I just can't remember it."

Pull it down, you just looked at it, when did you think about it.

Mu Jiling felt contempt in her heart, but at the same time she was secretly lucky. Fortunately, when the master lost his mind, his body changed into a childish one, otherwise something might have happened in ten days.