This is what cultivating immortals is like

Chapter 498 You do it, I’m free to do it

Mu Lichen held the Great Yan Heaven and split the fog, his sword light swept across, and all illusions came to nothing.

He stood in the cabin, and Jianpo was shocked to realize that the surrounding scenery was gray and white, as if it was a separate world. When he thought about the scene at the market during the day, his heart tightened.

Painting boats was a magic weapon, and they had already gotten into it during the day.

boom! ! !

The sword pillar soars into the sky, and the white sword light sweeps in all directions, shocking the ripples in the space of the array, and from time to time breaking up large swaths of black void.

The sword soul opened the way, Mu Lichen slashed continuously with the sword. In just a few breaths, he killed more than ten independent spaces and found Zhao Wuxie, who was in charge of the formation eye.

Zhao Wuxie: "..."

I was careless, I didn't expect this person to have such a method, he could break open the magic weapon of the monks in the tribulation period with his combined body. The Tianjian Sect is really full of talents.

No matter how hard it was, Zhao Wuxie was not afraid of Mu Lichen, but he only wanted to rob him of sex and did not want to make enemies. When he saw Mu Lichen rushing towards him without saying a word and holding a sword, he smiled apologetically and blocked several spaces in front of him.

"Elder Mu, there is no need to be angry. It is a happy event that we have a thousand-mile marriage now. Besides, Sect Master Lu is also happy."

Sourceless voices rose from all directions. Mu Lichen didn't even listen, mainly because he couldn't refute. He slashed down several sword rays in a row, using his sword's inner eye to see through the confusion, and headed straight for Zhao Wuxie's location.

On the other side, Lu Bei was playing with the jade gourd and sky-turning seal in the house. He saw the surrounding fog changing, and when the scene returned to the banquet hall, he raised his eyebrows.

I stayed up late at night and did these useless things.

He admitted that he lied and that he was lustful, but when he lied he was sincere and sincere, just like the truth. Why can't you just believe him for a while!

Unfortunately, he was sworn in with gambling and drugs. He kept his promise and even quit drinking. If he had to do it again, he would have to quit gaming.

The heavy fog dissipated, and the banquet hall turned to reality. Lu Bei was sitting alone at the square table. In front of him was a graceful red dress. His slender waist was tilted back, and ten slender white jade fingers were lightly raised, and the music of the piano and harp was waving in the air.

Lu Bei, a rough man, couldn't understand these tunes. He only knew that Zhao Wuyou's bow was powerful, and the curves were intoxicating and captivating.

Also, he still said the same thing, can you change your clothes? Red is very dramatic!

Lu Bei: ()

After the colorful clothes fell off, Zhao Wuyou saw a familiar expression, and his self-confidence was hit. He just wanted to drag Zhao Wuxie over to see the truth. Sect Master Lu was really not lustful.

Zhao Wuyou didn't know whether to go or stay. He remembered his mission, took off the palm-sized wine gourd from his waist, moved into his gorgeous red shirt, and leaned over to fill half of Lu Bei's cup.

She changed into a red dance dress. The collar was lower than the one she wore during the day. It was a paid version. Her waist was slowly bent, and the fragrant breeze hit her.

"Thank you, I really quit."

Lu Bei waved his hands repeatedly, pushed away the wine glass in front of him, faced the abyss without fear, and added without squinting: "You danced very well, don't dance next time."

It’s cheap and delivered to your doorstep, it’s nothing if you don’t take it for granted.

However, after just watching for a while, the drama happened again. He raised his hands to cover his eyes and said convinced: "Sister Zhao, can you change your clothes? This big red robe reminds me of some unhappy things."

What unhappy things are happening to childhood sweethearts?

Zhao Wuyou was slightly stunned. Seeing how sad Lu Bei was, he thought about his childhood sweethearts, talking about the promise of long hair reaching their waists and red wedding dresses, and the final separation of life and death. The scene was frozen in a lonely grave.

It turns out that Sect Leader Lu is also a man with a story.

Zhao Wuyou secretly thought that he was pitiful. Then he thought about how pitiful he was, and sighed quietly. She bowed and left to change her clothes. After a while, she came to the banquet hall in armor, with silver hair shawl, heroic appearance, and unique beauty.

"This is good!"

Lu Bei clapped his hands and applauded. The white hair + light armor was covered so tightly that the temptation of the uniform came over him.

This is called a business trip!

There is definitely something wrong with this person!

Zhao Wuyou cursed in his heart and sat cross-legged opposite Lu Bei. He raised his hand to persuade him to drink. Remembering that Lu Bei had quit, he picked up a cup and drank it.

"Cough cough cough——"

The wine passed down his throat, and sadness settled in his heart. After Zhao Wuyou coughed violently a few times, he filled up another glass to calm down his shock.

At this time, Lu Bei took over the wine gourd and discovered that the exquisite gourd was a piece of space equipment. When he smelled the spiritual energy of the wine, he realized that the secret was outrageous.

Xuanlong's brewing industry is much stronger than he imagined. The wine in the gourd transforms into spiritual energy and brings with it a certain amount of drunkenness. His body can handle it, and Zhao Wuyou will probably be choked.

"Sister Zhao, have another drink. Don't be in a hurry. Drink slowly."

"Thank you Sect Master Lu. Just call me Wuyou. My surname is no longer Zhao."

Zhao Wuyou used his energy to eliminate the odor of alcohol, his cheeks were slightly drunk, and his eyes were slightly misty. He lowered his head to see that the glass was full of wine, and subconsciously picked it up.

There's something wrong with this wine designation!

Lu Bei made a guess in his mind and poured another cup for Zhao Wuyou: "You have a good capacity for drinking. Lu will give you a drink of tea instead of wine. You can do it. I'm free to do it."

"..."

Zhao Wuyou felt that something was wrong, but she was here to get drunk. It would be easier to do things after drinking too much, so she did not refuse, drinking one glass after another.

After three rounds of drinking, the scene changed drastically.

Zhao Wuyou changed from a socially reserved person to a social terrorist. His delicate face was flushed, and his serious face was frowning. He was holding a wine glass in one hand and patting Lu Bei on the shoulder with the other hand: "That's weird, where did we talk just now?"

"You do it, it's up to me."

Lu Bei removed the wine glass and handed the wine gourd to Zhao Wuyou's hand. The latter suddenly realized that he had indeed said this when he remembered, and then he raised his head for a while.

"Zongzhu Lu, you don't know. I really don't blame my father for that battle. The intelligence was wrong. A large number of defenders were dispatched to help distant places, but the demon clan seized the opportunity..."

"My father spent his whole life in the military, never leaving his armor, and made great military exploits for Xuanlong. Even though he had no merit, he still worked hard, and the merits and demerits are not worth the blame..."

"The family fought tooth and nail to snatch away his father's remains, but no bones were left, and even his complete appearance could not be reconstructed."

"He is loyal to the country, but His Majesty..."

The more Zhao Wuyou drank, the more depressed he became, and he talked more and more. He drank his tears mixed with the wine, crying so hard that his heart was broken.

Lu Bei couldn't find any fun. After hearing a cry, his mood became worse. He picked up Zhao Wuyou's chin and slapped him with a gourd.

Nothing was said, it was all in the wine.

"Tons, tons, tons————"

Bang!

The white-haired forehead hit the square table, and there was no sound for a while. After a while, he struggled to hold himself up, and said with hooded eyes: "I remember, as long as I have the blood of Sect Master Lu and give birth to a swordsman genius for Xuanlong, my father will It can wash away the grievances. Sect Master Lu, please do me a favor. Please bear with me and I will end it soon."

After saying that, she crawled across the square table on her hands and knees, wrapped around Lu Bei like an octopus, her red lips smelled of wine, and her eyelashes trembled to greet him.

"Sister Zhao, I'm behind you, why are you holding that pillar? It won't let you complete your task." Lu Bei squatted aside obediently, using his hand as a trumpet to whisper BB.

Then he saw Zhao Wuyou roughly unbuttoning his clothes and pushing him to the ground with a bang.

That is to say, he thrust his hands forward to remove the red paint on the pillar, and then threw the pillar to the ground with a bang.

It was so pornographic and violent that Lu Bei couldn't help but take out the jade slip to record it. Thinking that the other party was a pitiful person, he gave up in frustration.

Bang! ! !

Cracks in the dark space exploded, and violent winds shook the banquet hall.

Lu Bei turned around and saw that Zhao Wuxie was in a mess and fell from the air. Behind him was Mu Lichen, who was chasing after him with a sword in his hand.

The three of them looked at each other, stunned.

Seeing the innocent-looking Lu Bei and Zhao Wuyou holding a pillar and wrestling, Zhao Wuxie folded a fan to cover his face, and Mu Lichen also twitched the corner of his mouth.

"Sect Master Lu, I know you are wronged, and you will be fine soon. Please cooperate with me, don't act like a piece of wood!"

"Hey, why do you only have one leg?"

"..."x3

"What, my sect leader didn't let her drink, but she insisted on drinking, and then... that's it."

Lu Bei scratched his head shyly and said to Mu Lichen: "Master, you go fight somewhere else. I'm having a peaceful time here. If you give me some more advice, that sister will be good."

Are you sure you are doing good and not throwing yourself into the river after sobering up?

Mu Lichen secretly thought that it was bad luck. The sect master's waistband was tighter than he thought. It was completely different from what Lin Buyan said. In this case, he didn't worry about it.

The long sword split the black crack, and Mu Lichen stepped in, walking fast and urgently.

Beside him, Zhao Wuxie pointed his spiritual light at Zhao Wuyou's shoulder. The latter's body froze, as if the mute button had been pressed, and even his breathing stopped.

After freezing for two or three seconds, Zhao Wuyou slowly lay down and stopped moving.

Whether he passed out directly or passed out because he was too drunk to see anyone, Lu Bei didn't dare to say or ask, so he just smiled.

"Sect Master Lu, I'm sorry. Wuyou is too drunk. Please don't take offense. I will take her away right away so as not to disturb Sect Master Lu's purity." Zhao Wuxie said with a bitter smile. He asked Zhao Wuyou to come drink with Lu Bei. But she was not allowed to drink so much.

"No, it's just her."

Lu Bei showed his back molars cheerfully, pointed at Zhao Wuyou and said: "She has a very good personality, and I like her very much. Brother Zhao, please don't change her. I won't watch the dance tomorrow without her."

"..."x2

After watching the fun, Lu Bei patted his butt and stood up. He violently tore open the void with his hands and disappeared with one step.

Only Zhao Wuxie and Zhao Wuyou were left in the field, one standing and the other lying down.

Zhao Wuxie closed the folding fan, picked up the wine gourd, shook it, and said helplessly: "Get up, everyone is gone, there is no one else."

Zhao Wuyou was motionless, as if he was drunk.

"Wouyou, don't feel embarrassed. Although it's really embarrassing, you didn't make any achievements tonight, at least..."

Zhao Wuxie couldn't help but shook his head and said with a suppressed smile: "It's a coincidence. Sect Master Lu just said that he likes you like you. It's definitely not possible to replace him with Wu Xia."

After saying that, he saw that Zhao Wuyou was still motionless, and his body swayed and disappeared from the spot.

After a long time, after confirming that there was indeed no one around, Zhao Wuyou sat up dejectedly, rubbed his sore forehead, and secretly thought that he would not be able to see anyone anymore.

The alcohol was gone, but the process of drunkenness was extremely clear. Teng immediately made her blush, hesitated for a long time, and said with great sadness and anger:

"There is definitely something wrong with that person."

We don’t know what a good day it is today. The restaurants in the streets and alleys of Nanjing are doing very well. I heard everyone say that they are too evil-minded and chase them to play cards, so I join in the fun and eat a lot.

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