This is what cultivating immortals is like

Hidden in the secret realm of thousands of mountains.

A pair of master and apprentice looked at the tree and meditated, their figures looked slightly haggard, and crumpled paper balls were everywhere.

Lu Bei raised his hand and touched his chin. The two old guys were already older and their energy was not inferior to that of the young people. In this case, he wouldn't bother them.

Turn around and leave.

"Junior brother, is the person next to Elder Zhan Elder Qin? I didn't even say hello. Wouldn't it be too rude?" Bai Jin looked a little embarrassed. As a good senior sister who respects teachers and respects morality, her character is better than that of a certain elder. The sect master who talked about filial piety and composure became many times stronger.

"It is precisely because of the etiquette and respect for him that I won't let you pass, senior sister."

Lu Bei waved his hand to tell Bai Jin not to take it to heart: "You have Dao Yun and Immortal Sword Intent. If you take the initiative to say hello, it will only make the old salted fish unable to come to the stage. It will be too embarrassing."

"But……"

"Why, senior sister, do you really want to hear Lao Qin call you the sect's wife?"

"..."

Bai Jin was speechless and followed Lu Bei with Wei Yu in his arms.

Wei Yu was dejected. After learning that she had been assigned a training mission by her master and failed to escape, she looked like her parents and master had died.

To be more specific, she was dressed like a knight-errant, but her eyes had lost their sparkle.

After a while, Lu Bei found the Xiaozi duo in the secret realm.

The two-meter-five-meter-tall, majestic and powerful tiger demon, and the cute and rideable young boy with a pretty face, one person and one demon, were busy exploring the secret realm. One was responsible for exploring the path, and the other was responsible for gaining experience. They were very busy.

If someone is a Virgo, someone is a Leo, and someone is made of meat, then the little fairy must be made of liver.

Different from other players who are online from time to time, this guy is full of energy and spends 24 hours a day in the game warehouse, even if he is sleeping, he cannot go offline.

At the beginning, Lu Bei thought that Xiao Fengxian's game warehouse was broken, so he imagined that the game company would strip away the player's spirit and exile him to the virtual world, so that he could never return to the main plot of the physical body.

Only later did I discover that this guy was simply addicted to the virtual world and would be online on Saturdays and Sundays. He didn’t have a girlfriend or stay at home to socialize.

Writing club fear, read as single.

Seeing Lu Bei appear with two beauties, one big and one small, Xiao Fengxian stood obediently, while Xiao Zhuanfeng grabbed the ground with her head, and her iron tower-like body was even taller than Xiao Fengxian when she was kneeling.

"Master."

"Your Majesty!"

"Don't call me king, call me lord!"

Lu Bei spoke subconsciously, pointed to Bai Jin beside him, and said to Xiao Fengxian expressionlessly: "Don't be stunned, call me Master."

Another mistress comes?

Xiao Fengxian was slightly startled, and suddenly realized that she nodded and bowed to Bai Jin. No wonder she looked familiar. It turned out that this was Teacher Bai who had suffered an accident.

In order to take advantage of Master and get more benefits, Xiao Fengxian did a lot of homework. He read over and over again all the posts related to Lu Bei on the forum.

Combined with reality, his own observations of Lu Bei's daily style can be summarized in one sentence.

He has many mistresses.

"Xiao Fengxian has met Master Wife."

"I've met Mrs. Yazhai."

Bang!

Lu Bei kicked Xiao Zhuanfeng away, his eyelids twitching: "What a mess, call me the sect leader's wife."

Bai Jin smiled faintly and said nothing. He patted Xiao Fengxian's head and gave her a flying sword as a greeting gift. Then she took out Wei Yu, who was in a state of despair, and asked Xiao Fengxian to take care of her for a while.

Bai Jin had a good impression of Xiao Fengxian when he first met him. He looked at her and saw that he was different from Lu Bei's nonsense. He was a very handsome young man, clean and fresh like a girl.

"This is Senior Sister You, named Weiyu, Zhao Qian, Sun Li's Hei, Meilanzhuju's Fish, and is your senior wife's disciple."

Lu Bei took over the conversation and lowered his voice to warn: "Master and your wife are going on a long journey, and your sister Wei will stay in the secret realm to practice. The three of you will form a team and take care of each other. The ugly words are ahead, you boy You must treat senior sister with the same respect as a teacher, and you must never have the slightest thought of overstepping your limits, do you understand me?"

Xiao Fengxian: "..."

Master, is it appropriate for you to say this?

The Senior Sister who was killed last time was also your senior sister, right?

Having said that, is it really okay for you to bring so many senior sisters together?

"Master, you and Master don't leave, Xiaoyu will always stay by your side."

Wei Yu hugged Lu Bei's thigh and burst into tears as she spoke. Looking at her crying, she was a filial child.

Lu Bei punched Wei Yu's head, took out a hundred thousand taels of silver notes and shook it. His money offensive was outstanding, and the tears of disappointment in the corners of Wei Yu's eyes moved to the corners of her mouth.

Poverty limits a person's imagination, but once you are rich, you will never allow your imagination to fall back into the abyss of scarcity.

Wei Yu said that she is not greedy for money. This is called self-motivation. She has climbed to the height she is today and has never thought about falling back.

"Boy, I'll give you a mission. Take good care of your Senior Sister Wei. I hope that when I come back, I can see her break through to the Xiantian realm."

"..."

How is it possible? She is an NPC and has no panel.

The task is now, Xiaofengxian hesitated, and finally gritted his teeth and took it. Life is full of miracles, what if he saw a ghost!

"By the way, just in case..."

The corners of Lu Bei's mouth curled up, and the warm smile made Xiao Fengxian shiver subconsciously, as if she was in a world of ice and snow, and the cold air rushed from the soles of her feet to the sky.

boom!

Under the dumbfounded gaze of Xiao Fengxian, Lu Bei threw out a bronze vase as tall as a person. When the heavy vase hit the ground, it shook the ground beneath his feet.

The vase has the yin and yang Tai Chi symbol, which is associated with the Buddhist uncle script of the Golden Winged Dapeng in Lubei. It is self-evident what kind of magic weapon it is.

Yin and Yang two cylinders!

The black and white beams of light spread out, and the two-color swimming fish circulated in circles. When the little Phoenix Fairy came to her senses, Lu Bei left with the white brocade.

On the left, a handsome young man with raised sword-shaped eyebrows and a beauty mark adorning the corners of his eyes is a pretty face that would make a rich woman laugh so hard that she couldn’t close her legs.

On the right side, the tigress has an explosive figure. Ignore the fur and only look at the silhouette. It is a valuable luxury car.

"The book didn't say that the yin and yang two-gas bottles can still be used in this way... This adds to the useless knowledge."

The corners of Xiao Fengxian's mouth twitched, and she subconsciously clamped her legs, feeling empty. She swallowed, raised her hand and pressed it on her chest.

The familiar feel is still so delicate and compact.

"Damn it, even the virtual world can't save it, is it a curse?"

Next to him, little Zuanfeng took out his crotch with a confused look on his face. Only one of his two tails was left, thinking that he had been ridden by his master and that the whole tiger was in bad shape.

Wei Yu's reaction was obviously half a beat too slow. After counting the one hundred thousand taels of silver, she put it in her chest, patted it, and then patted it again. She felt that something was missing.

After a moment, he raised his hand and touched between his legs.

Wei Yu: ╭(°A°`)╮

The heroine's eyes lost their luster again.

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Xiwang County, Xiwang Mansion.

The golden light fell to the ground, and we arrived at the agreed place before noon.

Lu Bei couldn't remember how many times he had entered the West Prince's Mansion. If Bai Jin hadn't urged him to hurry up, he would have shown up half an hour late according to his wishes.

Instead of waiting for the master in advance like now, like a junior.

At noon, Bai Jin stood under the tree in white clothes, as graceful as a fairy, not stained by the tackiness of the world, to prevent the style of the painting from being distorted and to refuse anyone to come within three steps of him.

Lu Bei squatted aside with a dark face, lamenting that it was too bad to chase stars. No matter whether he was a senior sister, a cousin, or Elder Zhao, they were all blinded by the fan filter.

Half an hour later, a bit of mustard seed light bloomed, and there was a breath behind the wall.

Lu Bei raised his brows, recognizing this aura. He was an acquaintance, but he was not a master.

┬┴|`

"..."x2

Bai Jin looked at the finger hooked in the corner in surprise. Her skin was like gelatin, and her hands were like catkins. She was a woman, but if she said she was a master, she wouldn't believe it even to death.

"It's not Taifu, it's a senior from the royal Zhu family. Senior sister, please don't move around here. I'll go over and take a look."

Lu Bei scratched his head and walked towards the corner. When he saw something fierce, he said as expected: "I knew it was you, Grandma Zhu."

The woman was wearing a green Taoist robe, with a plump figure and a whisk hanging from her waist. Lu Bei knew who she was without even looking at her face.

Zhu Xiushi.

"Look up, no one knows someone by their breasts." Zhu Xiushi complained, lifting Lu Bei's chin and asking him to look at his face and show basic respect to his elders.

Lu Bei slapped Zhu Xiushi's hand away, looked around, and asked doubtfully: "Why are you the only one? Where is the master? Don't you have the guts to see me?"

"What, you're disappointed that you didn't see Tai Tu?" Zhu Xiushi chuckled.

"I'm okay. My senior sister will be very disappointed. She has admired the master for a long time."

Lu Bei pointed in the direction behind him. Zhu Xiushi poked his head out, looked at Bai Jin for a while, and said with a dark face: "I know you have no shortage of beauties around you, but what's going on? Don't go too far. You actually Hooking up with a married woman?”

"Without hooking up, I would be that husband." Lu Bei held his head high and pulled Bai Jin down from the mortal world into his own shape. This was one of the proudest moments in his life.

Zhu Xiushi raised his hands to cover his face. After a long while, he said silently: "What is this? Where did you put the princess of my old Zhu family, and then you turned your back on her and refused to recognize anyone else?"

"Of course I keep it in my heart. My sect leader has no other merits except a broad mind, which is enough to accommodate them." Lu Bei was not ashamed, he was clearly a scumbag.

"What about Taifu?"

"I never took it seriously." Lu Bei replied simply.

"..."

"What's wrong? Is something wrong?"

"Nothing is right. I don't know whether I should scold you for being affectionate or praise you for being ruthless."

Zhu Xiushi shook his head repeatedly. Zhu Qilan followed a shameless pervert and scumbag. She, as an elder, was very sad. The master went astray and practiced dual cultivation with a shameless pervert and scumbag. She, as a friend, was very happy. , wait and see the fun.

Because the pervert and the scum were the same person, she felt conflicted at the moment, lamenting that it was too difficult to have fun with people.

"Don't talk about this, where is the Taifu? My senior sister is still waiting to take a look at her!" Lu Bei urged, asking Zhu Xiushi to quickly call the Taifu out and make some shapes so that Bai Jin could return happily.

"Aren't you afraid of being cheated on?"

Zhu Xiushi was speechless. She had seen brave people before, but this was the first time she had seen someone as brave as Lu Bei.

"What are you afraid of? Not to mention that there is nothing between me and the master. Even if there is, does the master have the nerve to say it?"

"She can't, I can!" Zhu Xiushi said matter-of-factly.

"hehe."

Lu Bei raised his hand and pinched Zhu Xiushi's face, his fingers lit up with white sword intent, and he said with a ferocious expression: "Guess, it's your mouth that's faster, or my fists."

"Sect Master Lu, calm down. You are a good monk from Wuzhou who is loyal to the emperor and patriotic. Don't rush into the emperor!"