This is what cultivating immortals is like

Zhu Qiyou was full of reluctance. When he saw Zhu Qilan's expectant eyes, he sadly picked up his drink and called him brother-in-law dryly.

With a glass of wine in his stomach, he felt like he had exhausted all his strength, and he leaned back on his chair like a dehydrated fish that had lost all faith, and his eyes lost their highlights.

After being beaten a thousand times by the sycophant, the imperial sister finally...

Where is Yu Tao?

The dog is in charge of the Xuanyin Division and has no proper discipline to raise such a bold mud-legged person. Raising a tiger is an unforgivable crime, so he must be skinned as a warning to others.

From the emperor to the emperor's younger brother, he was finally reduced to the younger brother. From then on, the emperor's sister married another man and gave birth to a nephew in the coming year. Zhu Qiyou was so sad that he almost shed tears as he savored the bitterness of the wine one glass after another.

Hearing the cheerful laughter of the pretty boy again, he felt hurt and irritated, and vowed to make Yu Tao pay the price.

"My qualifications are average. I practiced cultivation the year before last. Two years have passed since I entered the integration stage. I can barely do a few Tribulation Stages to cheer me up."

"I'm not afraid of my father-in-law's jokes. My son-in-law is neither a man nor a warrior. He is not as big as my father-in-law's family. He has become an insignificant little sect leader. His career has just started... Well, he has already achieved a successful career. He cannot become more successful. "

"Don't worry, mother-in-law. She says everything at home, and I won't fight back even if I'm beaten."

"They are all young, at least I am really young..."

"Brother, don't just drink, eat vegetables!"

After three rounds of wine, the guests and hosts enjoyed themselves.

The happiest person was Zhu Qilan, who had settled on a major matter in his mind and kept smiling on his usually cold and pretty face. After the family banquet, he was left alone by the Queen Mother and was called aside to chat about home affairs.

After a few words, the Queen Mother said earnestly: "Chang Ming, if you were a girl from an ordinary family, he could be said to be a good match, but you are not, and he is even less. When something goes wrong, remember not to lose your temper."

"Mother, he treats me very well."

"I know that he treats me well, but he..."

The Queen Mother paused for a moment and continued: "He is the leader of the Tianjian Sect. His talent and understanding are rare in the world. For such a precious jade, all forces must fight for it openly and covertly. You are alone, and I am afraid you will have to worry about trivial matters."

Zhu Qilan was silent when he heard this, not knowing how to answer for a while.

The Queen Mother was quite distressed and patted Zhu Qilan's hand: "Don't be sad. I know your temperament and will not change it once I have determined it. I just remind you that there is still a long way to go. How to tie people up and how to make them No matter how determined you are, it all depends on your own methods."

"Chang Ming knows."

"Go ahead, your heart is no longer here. Why not stay with a bad old woman like me instead of finding a good husband?"

"Mother, don't make fun of me. In terms of youth and beauty, you are far ahead of me."

"That's true. That kid peeked at me several times."

"..."

…

the other side.

The old emperor was too drunk, and the current emperor was extremely drunk, so they both pretended to be drunk and left.

Lu Bei followed the old eunuch to the palace. It was not the palace of emperors, but the palace of princesses...

Not right either.

To be precise, it is the eldest princess's bedroom.

Zhu Qiyou was no longer a young man. He was grabbed by the queen and concubines in the harem, and there were female officials around him. He was not sick or in trouble, and he had princes and princesses under his knees.

As the eldest princess, Zhu Qilan naturally cannot live with her juniors, but she is an eldest princess with a fiefdom, and there is no place for her to live in the palace. She used to come to the capital to attend ceremonies and did not want to stay outside the palace, so she stayed in the Queen Mother's palace.

Not today, it's inconvenient.

When word spread, neither Lao Zhu's family nor Tianjian Sect were happy.

The old emperor had arranged in advance to build a new palace in the imperial garden. The cultivators were good at infrastructure construction. While they were eating here, the palace maids there had already packed up, and several beautiful female officials had moved in.

No other meaning, just to add to the fun.

The old eunuch's face was white and beardless, his wrinkles were droopy, his eyes were slack, and his slender eyes were half-opened, as if he could eat dinner at any time.

Lu Bei did not dare to underestimate the other party. His cultivation during the integration period did not matter, it was just a matter of his punch. However, seeing the old eunuch waiting around at the family banquet showed that the two generations of emperors did not regard him as an outsider.

Based on what he knew and learned, Lu Bei speculated that this was no ordinary eunuch, but a eunuch among eunuchs - nine thousand years old.

"Ahem, this..."

"Let Sect Master Lu know that our family has been favored by His Majesty and has given us the surname Zhu and a single name of "Rang". Sect Master calls our family..."

Your last name was Zhang, right?

"It turns out I was rude to Chitose."

"..."x2

"Ahem, Sect Master Lu, don't take pleasure in this old slave, or someone will die." The old eunuch's eyelids twitched when he saw Lu Bei make a surprising statement at the wine table. He was really a strange person, but he didn't expect that he still underestimated him.

Chitose and so on, this is the rhythm that will kill him!

Lu Bei called him Lord, but the old eunuch refused to comply. Between the two of them, Lu Bei took out a banknote and stuffed it into the old eunuch's sleeve with lightning speed.

Ahead was the temporary palace of the eldest princess. There were already figures of palace maids around. The old eunuch didn't dare to make any big move, so he lowered his eyebrows and thanked the reward.

"Nothing, just a little money for tea."

Lu Bei waved his hands with a smile and strode into the palace, leaving behind a figure who did not recognize his relatives.

The old eunuch turned around and left. After a few steps, his figure disappeared into the darkness. He took out the banknotes in his arms and took a look.

Twelve.

"..."

How should I put it? He is quite diligent and thrifty.

The old eunuch didn't care. If someone else took ten taels of silver, it would be a slap in his face. Otherwise, Lu Bei, with his status as the leader of Tianjian Sect, there are probably not many people in the world who can earn ten taels of silver from him. indivual.

Just like the Emperor's Sect, every time they met Lu Bei, they could only earn a good beating, but not even a tael of silver.

Thinking of this, he put away the ten taels of silver notes and smiled: "This thing is worth thousands of gold."

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Bedroom.

Lu Bei stepped in and was greeted by two female officials. They were both very beautiful and good-looking, which gave him the illusion that he vaguely heard the voice of "a male guest."

It was a voice he had never heard before, only in rumors, and he didn't know what it meant.

The two female officials greeted Lu Bei. The water in the room was hazy with mist. Seeing that a dragon was coming next, he shook his head slightly and waved the two female officials to leave.

The great opportunity was not taken. The two women secretly said it was a pity and bowed out of the house.

"Come out, I really don't think I can see you!"

"whee."

Behind the red pillar, Zhu Baiyu walked out with a smile, and came to Lu Bei with a smile as bright as a flower, and undressed and unbuttoned him with ease.

"Sister Yu, if you don't like the female officer outside, just drive her away. Why bother doing it secretly?"

"There are rules in the palace. They are powerful officials. I can't suppress them. Besides..."

Butler Yu whispered in his ear: "They are rough-handed, they have not read a few books, they are not good at studying, and they cannot master the heat of the master. When you are furious, you will definitely blow them out of the house, and it is time for them to take their turn." It’s time for me to come to your rescue.”

As expected of you, I flirt with you whenever we meet!

Lu Bei raised his eyebrows and waved his hand to untie the ribbon around Butler Yu's waist. It was very silky and he took off his clothes in a second. He was obviously well prepared.

We are old acquaintances, Lu Bei is not shy, and Butler Yu is generous. The two of them stick together and fall into the pool as they walk.

After a while, Lu Bei closed his eyes and rested his mind, resting his arms on both sides of the pool. He didn't see Butler Yu's figure, only the turbulent undercurrent.

The two female officials entered the room again and welcomed Zhu Qilan.

The latter let out a light sigh, glared at Lu Bei angrily, waved his hand and said: "Step back, no other people are allowed to enter without my order."

The female officer accepted the order and left. There were no other people waiting in the eldest princess's palace. Her words were clearly talking about them.

Zhu Qilan put on two small clothes and entered the water, sitting opposite Lu Bei, diagonally close, only about three to five meters away.

Butler Yu slowly emerged from the water, pursed his lips, looked at Zhu Qilan with crescent-shaped eyes, and pulled him to Lu Bei's side with little effort.

"You bastard, you are so brave. You did it while I was not here..."

"Master, she is cruel to me!"

Butler Yu didn't want to take this trick and threw himself into Lu Bei's arms, screaming.

"Don't be afraid. As long as I'm here, she won't dare do anything to you."

Lu Bei patted Xiang's shoulder and glared at Zhu Qilan with round eyes, making the latter roll her eyes: "Just pamper her, sooner or later she will bully you."

"My uncle dotes on her father, and the relationship is a bit complicated..."

Lu Bei complained, reached out to grab Zhu Qilan, lowered his head and teased: "It doesn't matter, she just bullied me. If you don't believe me, check it out yourself."

Zhu Qilan spat lightly, her ears turning red with embarrassment.

"Cousin, how did I behave today? Didn't I embarrass you?"

"And call me cousin..."

Zhu Qilan murmured, unable to bear Lu Bei's urging, and even less able to bear the sweetness in her heart, she turned and looked aside: "You have lost all the shame you can, but you are indeed much more restrained than usual. For now... I am satisfied."

"May I ask, Your Highness, if there is any reward?" Lu Bei looked at Zhu Qilan intently, his gaze so intense that he was so shocked that the latter lowered his head and did not dare to look at him.

"speak."

"Yes, yes..."

Zhu Qilan stammered: "But the queen mother will see it, how embarrassing!"

Feeling that she could not escape the evil hand tonight, her voice trembled, and if possible, she wanted Lu Bei to postpone it again.

After the New Year, return to Changming Mansion and do whatever he wants.

"No, you still have this magical power?"

Lu Bei's eyes lit up and he turned to look at Butler Yu. His eyes full of curiosity didn't seem to be fake. He was really curious.

Butler Yu covered his mouth and snickered. He could not speak openly and openly. He bit his ear and whispered: "There are too many intrigues in the harem. Whether it is the Queen Mother or the Queen, you must have a pair of good eyes to stabilize the rear and solve your Majesty's problems. .”

To put it nicely, isn’t it just about protecting food?

Lu Bei's curiosity disappeared, he blinked and looked at Zhu Qilan, and continued: "You dare to be brave. Since Your Highness has a reward, I would rather obey your orders than respect him."

Zhu Qilan's head was half submerged in the water, and he shook his head, then nodded, and shook his head again.

Look forward and backward, how to complete the important tasks assigned to you by the organization!

Lu Bei hated that iron could not become steel, and in the blink of an eye, he led the two girls to the dormitory.

"Sister Yu, Your Highness is thin-skinned. If you are brave, come and show her off."

…

There is righteousness in the heaven and earth, and the yin and yang of the universe are established;

The tide and the balance are moving towards this mountain.

The clouds are clear and boundless, and the orioles are singing into the night;

The rain makes the mountains shiny, and the sunrise takes on a new look.