This is what cultivating immortals is like

"Thank you godmother for your kindness, but forceful melons are not sweet. I will listen to my elder brother this time."

Joining forces with Hu Er is not a question of whether Tai Tu will have children, but how many. However, this woman is not a good person. Dual cultivation can be done, but dual cultivation is not. It is good for everyone to keep a certain distance.

"Good brother!"

Hu San jumped up on the spot, hugged Lu Bei and was so excited that he couldn't speak incoherently, and patted his back.

"While I'm at it, I've already talked about your business."

Hu Er slapped Hu Er with his backhand, grabbed Hu San with his big blue claws, and threw him aside.

"Good boy, if you speak with your conscience in mind, will the Tutor be annoying or hateful?"

Mr. Hu Er is tireless in his deception and tries to guide Lu Bei to take the initiative. After all, he is the one who does the work. If he doesn't participate, no matter how good the plan is, it's just talk on paper.

It was a familiar scene. Leziren had also used this move to provoke generals. Lu Bei learned a lesson from the experience. He completely ignored this trick and directly threw Wang Zha. He said with a meaningful smile: "I don’t know if the master hates children. But she was quite cute when she was a child, and she could cry for a long time if she was punched."

"When you were a child?" Hu Er was stunned when he heard this.

"Godmother, don't you know?"

Lu Bei was surprised and said happily: "Zhu Xiushi didn't tell you. I thought I wouldn't dare to say anything to anyone, even if I dare to fall in love with her, there will be times when she gives up."

After saying that, he smiled and took out a jade slip from his arms.

"It's Chinese New Year, so I don't have much gifts to give to my godmother. It's disrespectful to be too small. I wish my godmother always smiles."

It records the dark history of the Taifu, which has not been revealed yet. After all, he is a cruel and evil Taifu. He does not have the strength to survive the tribulation period, so he cannot afford to take advantage of this.

"It's mysterious, I want to see what it is..."

"Huh? Huh! Huh——"

Hu Er took the jade slip and his spiritual thoughts sank into it. His expression changed from curiosity to shock, and finally to ecstasy.

"Wonderful! Wonderful!!"

"Jiejiejiejie————"

Hearty laughter echoed over the garden, scaring the little foxes into running away.

"I also wish my mother to have a son soon!"

Hu Sanxiao kept his mouth open and came close to his mother: "I know that my second brother is the best at drinking ecstasy soup. Mother, please show me what good stuff it is. I almost made you laugh away."

As expected, he was slapped aside by Hu Eryi again.

"Are you qualified to interfere in matters between elders?"

Hu Er glared at Bai Quan angrily, stood up and came to Lu Bei's side, hugging his godson: "Good boy, my mother is very satisfied with this gift. I thought that if you took action, the master would send me a gift." Senior, I never expected that you are more ruthless than me, and I have been promoted to my mother by two generations."

"Godmother, don't be like this, your filial piety will deteriorate." Lu Bei was under heavy pressure and his complaints were weak.

The vixen has amazing charm. He tells the truth and only asks the other party to restrain himself in the future.

"It doesn't matter, I have your big brother to take care of me."

Hu Er held the jade slip tightly, Qingcheng's pretty face was filled with joy, and she became more and more happy as she looked at her godson, and she rubbed her head hard several times.

I rubbed it, feeling somewhat regretful.

Lu Bei is too fast!

If she had come to the capital last year to pay New Year's greetings, she would have had a lot of fun by locking her two sons in a room and giving them a fascinating secret medicine.

Not now. Lu Bei is changing every day and growing at an alarming rate. She has no idea, so she can only take advantage of her status as an elder.

"Good boy, can you tell me the truth, you only have one jade slip?"

"My godmother is resourceful and wise. I can't hide this little trick from you..."

Lu Bei flattered a few words, struggled twice to forcefully unlock the seal, took out two jade slips from his arms and handed them over: "There are three in total, give them all to the godmother, any more will be lost."

"Really gone?" Hu Er asked suspiciously.

"How dare you talk nonsense in front of my mother? I'm not the eldest brother. I'm thinking about hosting a banquet all day long." Lu Bei shrugged. He had more than ten coins in stock, but he couldn't give them all to Hu Er. He also wanted to keep some as a handle.

Maybe it will come in handy one day.

"Three is three, that's enough."

The fox held three jade slips in his hands, his spiritual thoughts sinking into them, he smiled brightly, and grabbed Lu Bei next to him with his backhand.

Not caught.

"Tsk, the child has grown up and thinks his mother is ugly."

"It's good for mother to know."

"Second brother is right."

Bang!

Hu San begged to be hammered, but because it was not important, Lu Bei didn't feel bad and continued the topic from the beginning: "Mother, when are you going to survive the disaster?"

"Don't worry, I want to rest for two more days to regain my mother's freedom."

Hu Er held the jade slip, as if he had thought of something happy, and said excitedly: "The Taifu's palace is in the secret realm. Xiaobei, get ready and accompany my mother to visit."

"Uh, my child is feeling unwell, can I not go?"

"That's right. You are an elder after all. You should ask the master to come to see you."

"..."

In the end, Lu Bei agreed to go to Taifu's house with Hu Er to find trouble.

But before that, he still had two prisoners to deal with.

"Can mother recognize this thing?"

Lu Bei took out a scroll. The magic weapon was broken, and the brand of the soul was in danger. He came from the nine-tailed fox clan.

Hu Er frowned and took it, recognizing the brand of Yuan Shen, he immediately let out a light sigh.

"This monster's name is Yuhua. Can mother recognize it?"

"It seems familiar, maybe we know each other."

Hu Erdai frowned, paused, and said, "Where is she? I want to see her for my mother's sake."

Lu Bei straightened his face and said solemnly: "Not just her, but also..."

"Speak somewhere else."

…

The dark underground palace is gloomy.

Lu Bei followed Hu Er and saw him waving his hands to set up a talisman barrier. He quickly explained the origin of the two captive nine-tailed foxes. One was captured by him while blocking the road for robbery, and the other was captured in the Holy Land of the Human Race.

There was another one that the elders of the Holy Land wanted to leave. It was said that it was an undercover human agent. The messy relationship made Lu Bei confused, so he simply told them all.

Hu Er showed little interest in the undercover agent hiding among the nine-tailed foxes. He only asked about the situation of the two demons, Yuhua and Yusi, and followed Lu Bei into the black and white portal and into the small dark room.

"The quality of this magic weapon is not bad, and it can be used for both cultivation and cultivation. If you guessed it correctly, this is where the Taifu was robbed, right?"

"If you rebel, I will be robbed."

"Tell me in detail how she abused you. I will give you justice for my mother."

Hu Er's eyes lit up. There weren't many people in Wu Zhou who could make her feel weak, but the Taifu was one of them. He was mainly a man of the same sex, and he didn't like it no matter how he looked at it. Therefore, she had the same attitude towards the Taifu's dark history.

The more the merrier.

Lu Bei was too lazy to say anything more. The black and white swimming fish turned around, the chains clattered, and the two nine-tailed foxes were lifted up.

His clothes were torn, his shawl was scattered, and he looked embarrassed.

Due to the suppression of the Shuangxuan Treasure Map, Yuhua and Yusi are in extremely poor condition. They are now in a sealed state, similar to the former Xinzunjun. On the surface, there is no big problem, but in fact, the soul has been severely damaged, and they can only be slaughtered by others. .

"Tsk, tsk, what a magic weapon."

Hu Er nodded repeatedly, turned to look at Lu Bei, and said jokingly: "She is so handsome and beautiful, my mother is moved by the sight of her. No wonder you deceived others and raised them here."

"Mom, stop making trouble, I'm worried about killing one of my own by mistake."

"Not one of our own, at least not the two of them."

Hu Er murmured, and then said: "You are interested. My mother received two big gifts this year, each one more surprising than the other. I want to chat with her alone."

Lu Bei nodded and escaped into the black and white portal.

After leaving, the chains binding the two nine-tailed foxes were loosened, the seal was lifted, and the two demons were able to breathe. The sleepy souls woke up, their eyelashes trembled slightly, and they slowly opened their eyes.

When he caught his eye, Hu Er hugged his shoulders and was blowing on his nails.

"Hey, these two beauties are awake!"

Lu Bei stood next door, expecting a good show to take place. To be fair, just from the beginning, the tea-smelling Hu Er was not a good girl.

Oh, not all the time, that's no problem.

"Who are you?"

Yu Si spoke in confusion, sensing the aura that Hu Er was releasing on his own initiative, and said coldly: "So that's the case. No wonder the Holy Land of the Human Race knew about our plan in advance. It turns out that the traitors have been removed from the clan."

"Don't frame Hao Yao. It's been a long time since I left the Kingdom of Ten Thousand Demons."

Hu Er smiled coldly and stepped in front of Yu Si. His eyes were condescending, his giant blue claws stretched out, and he clasped Yu Si tightly. The moment their eyes met, green light flickered faintly in his eyes.

"I'll ask you an answer."

"Honor your orders."

Yu Si's eyes were dull, and she murmured and nodded. Her soul was controlled by others, allowing Hu Er to do whatever he wanted.

"Who is in power now among the nine-tailed fox lineage?"

"姽妼."

"Where is the Yao family?" Hu Er narrowed his eyes slightly, with a ruthless look flashing in his eyes.

"Exile them all."

"..."

Hu Er was silent for a long time. After a long time, he gritted his teeth and said, "What kind of cultivation level is Yan Yu now? Has he acquired the bloodline of His Majesty the Demon Emperor?"

"No, not sure."

Speaking of the Demon Emperor, Yu Si's facial features were deformed, as if he was enduring great pain, so much so that his speech was somewhat choppy.

"Think about it again, how far has Yan Yu come?"

"I don't know..."

Yu Si hissed hoarsely, moaned in pain several times, and his soul fell into a deep sleep, lowering his head and making no movement.

Hu Er swung his hand and threw it down. The giant blue claws held Yaohua in his hand. The latter's face changed drastically and he trembled: "With these fox eyes, you are of the Yao family. Aren't you banished to the wilderness?" , why still..."

Halfway through the words, Yuanshen was controlled by Hu Er and obediently entered the question and answer session.

Like Yu Si, Yu Hua didn't know much about the current clan leader, and she didn't know much about the bloodline of the Demon Emperor that Hu Er cared about most. Faced with Hu Er's strong questioning, she had a headache like needles and fainted with a scream.

"姽妼..."

Hu Er's face was gloomy and unclear. He held Xiaohua in front of him with his giant blue claws. He activated his secret technique and the nine-tailed fox appeared behind him.

She pursed her thin lips slightly and took a slow breath. Dots of blue light emerged from her body and merged into the shadow of the nine-tailed fox.

Hu Er seemed to have received some great tonic, his facial features softened and he slowly began to enjoy it.

After a while, Yaohua's eyes turned gray, her saliva flowed down uncontrollably, and her delicate body twitched occasionally, which was very suitable for the painting style of a small black room.

Hu Er followed the same method and took Yu Si as a cauldron, harvesting the two girls calmly and leaving behind the two spoiled medicine dregs.

She groaned softly in her throat, stretched out comfortably, and raised her hand to knock the air: "Come out, the beauty is still alive, and you can use it after a while."

After a cup of tea, Lu Bei walked out and said curiously: "Mother, have you finished asking? Brother is already waiting impatiently."

The acting skills are outstanding, but they don't fit the character, let alone logic, and they can't deceive Hu Er at all.

She didn't say anything, just sighed: "Why, after seeing the secret of mending the furnace for my mother, do you think I'm not a good person?"

"Mom is joking, you are not human at all like my eldest brother."

Lu Bei pointed out the mistake, then pointed his thumbs up at himself, and said very proudly: "Only a human being like me has the right to claim that I am not a good person."

Hu Er chuckled and raised his hand to beckon Lu Bei. When he saw him take a step back, he said helplessly: "Don't worry, this method of repairing the furnace cauldron can only be used against the same clan. You are not a fox, and I can't eat you."

"No, I'm afraid that Mommy will do anything to you."

"Okay, okay, I promise you, I won't tease you again."

Hu Er smiled sweetly: "You may not be a good person, but in my eyes you are a good boy, much more filial than your useless elder brother."

"Then do you still want these two foxes?"

"No more."

"That's good. Children don't want to see beauties suffer. The long-term pain is worse than the short-term pain. Let's send them on their way."