This is what cultivating immortals is like

"Come here, the master will feel your bones to see how good your cultivation aptitude is."

Holding Hu He who had crashed into his arms, Lu Bei first rubbed her chin, then touched her hands and legs, and finally rested her waist on her back.

"Don't be afraid, keep your back straight. The old master also touched me like this when he led me in."

"Hmm~"

Hu He's face turned red, and he puffed up his chest, which was not too small. He felt embarrassed. He felt that his head's hand seemed to have magic power, leaving a warm flow of heat wherever it passed.

Although it is annoying, she is not annoying.

"Yes, yes, it's a good hanger to show off your clothes."

"Head?"

"Slip of the tongue, the leader praised you for having a good body for practicing."

At the door, She Zhang leaned against the doorframe with her arms folded, snorting in disdain.

As expected, the friend Lu Bei mentioned as having a demon pet was himself.

She Yan didn't take Lu Bei's actions seriously, thinking that he was just touching his bones in a serious way, and because of his lack of experience, it gave the impression that he was deliberately taking advantage of him.

This is not She Zhang's intention to excuse Lu Bei, but a conclusion drawn from facts and experience.

In her opinion, although Lu Bei was full of shortcomings, despicable, hypocritical and cunning... his bad deeds could be talked about for a day, but his lack of sexual attraction was indeed one of his few advantages.

Personal experience, not hearsay, a few candid meetings, nothing happened, this alone is enough to prove it.

"Yes, the qualifications are acceptable. When the leader I find a suitable technique for you to practice, I will take you to fly with me."

Lu Bei rubbed the hand on Hu He's head and looked around: "Where are those little guys, where did they go crazy?"

"In the underground palace in the backyard, my sisters go to roll in the clay figurine formation every day."

"You don't have this problem... do you?"

"without."

Hu He shook his head, looked at She Zhang curiously, and tugged on Lu Bei's sleeve: "Master, who is this sister?"

"Don't talk nonsense. No matter how old or young you are, Aunt Snake has long passed her elder sister's age. Thirty years ago she was still the same name." Lu Bei scolded.

"She Zhang, my friend who is the head of your family, let's talk about our own affairs, just call me Sister She."

She Zhang said to Hu He with a smile, and then looked at Lu Bei with a cold face: "People in cultivation do not judge by age. If you call me Aunt Snake in the future, I will fall out with you."

"Okay, Aunt Snake."

"..."

"No problem, Aunt Snake."

"..."

She Zhang broke her promise, instead of turning her back, she rolled her eyes to show her dissatisfaction.

When cultivating immortals, age is not a factor, only the level of cultivation is considered. Older age does not mean higher seniority.

Take the Wuzhou Zhu family and the Huangji Sect as an example. Everyone in the big family is related to each other. When you go to work, you are the uncle and I are the nephew. When you go home, you are the son and I am the father.

Similar situations abound. If the relationship is really complicated and cannot be sorted out, then let's discuss it separately.

It is a well-known common sense in the cultivation world. She Zhang believes that Lu Bei must know that every time he talks about Aunt Snake, the old woman, and his seniority, it is just to make her angry. If he is really angry, he will be fooled.

"Let's go and show the leader what the new home has become."

"good."

Hu He narrowed his eyes and nodded, lifted up his wide robe and led the way.

Seeing the vixen jumping up and down as he walked, Lu Bei felt quite ashamed. No matter how much he suffered, he couldn't bear to suffer the child, so he had to buy him some suitable clothes as soon as possible.

As a man, he would inevitably face inconveniences, but fortunately it was not a big problem. She Yan had to stay at Yuhuamen for a while, so it would be best to let her help.

Thinking of this, Lu Bei frowned slightly: "Xiao Yu, how long have you been incarnate?"

"It didn't take long..."

Hu He frowned, not knowing much about it himself, so he explained the situation of the transformation.

Two nights ago, she was probably sick. She lay on the bed unable to fall asleep. She got up and looked out the window quietly...

The moon is so round.

After coming back to his senses, he shed his demon body and transformed into a human being.

Natural, silky, and not painful at all, but the sudden change of appearance shocked the other four little foxes.

After transforming into a human being, her mind was buzzing, and she felt ashamed of being naked, so she took out a Taoist robe from Lu Bei's house and put it on.

"Just what happened two nights ago?"

Lu Bei was heartbroken. There were only two nights left. As long as he walked faster, he could catch up with his vixen's transformation.

Careless!

There is no other meaning. Transformation is a major event for demons. If you are not careful, you will regret it for the rest of your life. With him by your side, you can provide some guidance when you pinch your face.

The more he thought about it, the more he regretted it. Lu Bei looked at She Zhang angrily. It was all her fault. If she hadn't been so limp along the way, she would have caught up with Hu Huo's transformation.

She Zhang: "..."

What disease did this man suffer from?

…

Hu He led the way, and Lu Bei started shopping at Yuhua Gate. There were shops across the front yard, with two passages on the left and right.

The passage on the left leads into the backyard. Several rooms are reserved for the head sect and inner disciples respectively, and the houses slightly further away are used as guest rooms. The passage on the right passes by the Alchemy Room, the Equipment Room, the entrance to the underground palace, etc. The outer area occupies the largest area.

At the end of the road is a deep pool in the back mountain.

Here, the Emei faction put a lot of thought into it.

On the drawing that Lu Bei named, he only needed to add a few sheltered sheds to serve as an air force training base. However, Ding Lei forced his disciples to erect two five-meter-high stone pillars with embroidered dragon patterns carved on them. ' meaning.

In order to complete the artistic conception and show that it was not just nonsense, Ding Lei also asked the disciples of the Emei Sect to carry hundreds of carps up the mountain and release them into the deep pool.

Fish don’t cost money.

Free, given.

Leader Ding has no other intention, he just hopes that Lu Bei will realize that eating goose all day long is boring. He has been there and knows that fish is the top item on the table.

Lu Bei was deeply impressed by Ding Lei's kindness, and went straight to the Emei School without thinking, paid the final payment, and took away five geese.

Today we have a whole goose feast.

Before leaving, he left a sum of purchasing funds for Ding Lei. He had a clear view of the alchemy room and equipment room. He asked the disciples of the Emei Sect to purchase some hardware.

In addition, there were fishing rods, cabinets and other furniture, all of which were packaged for the Emei faction.

Stone table in the backyard, under the old tree.

The four little foxes were still rolling in the mud. Hu Huo felt that he and his sisters had no common language after they transformed, and he picked at the vegetables in the bowl gloomily.

Seeing this, Lu Bei picked up a goose leg and put it in her bowl: "When you grow, you should eat more meat. Just eating vegetables is not enough."

"What should I do if I gain weight?"

"The boss also likes it if he's fat."

Lu Bei looked cheerful, and then pushed the vegetable plate in front of She Zhang: "Protect your eyesight, prevent high blood pressure, and eat more vegetables. It is very good for you at your age."

She Yan gradually got used to Lu Bei's sarcasm, and her diet was relatively light, so she rolled her eyes at him and said nothing.

Lu Bei was the first to finish eating, put down his bowl and chopsticks and looked at the two beauties on his left and right.

Strictly speaking, Hu He's figure and appearance strictly adhere to the standard template of a vixen. With her colorful and fashionable makeup and her graceful appearance, it is easy for people to think about her and make her unable to sleep at night.

It's a pity that the temperament and appearance seriously don't match.

Because there are no elders to guide the way, he does not know how to use his own advantages, his behavior is natural and innocent, and he lacks the consciousness of being a vixen. At best, he was ignorant of the world; at worst, this vixen was dull and didn't look very smart.

"Hu He, give the leader a smile."

"whee."

Sure enough, he smiled even more stupidly.

Lu Bei's brows furrowed into the Chinese character "Chuan". According to his expectation, Hu Huo's appearance after his transformation should follow his personality. He has a child-like figure and looks, paired with the cold and charming She Zhang. The combination of vixen and snake spirit is enough to kill all players in an instant. , but it turned out that this guy didn't play according to the routine, and just changed his form, disrupting his overall plan.

Cute Royal Sister + Snake and Scorpion Royal Sister, are you having fun?

Will there be any shortcomings?

It's missing, but it still has a head start.

Lu Bei raised his hand and slapped the table, deciding to do it.

I will go to the tailor shop tomorrow to make a batch of clothes. When I come back, the two of them will change their clothes and he will personally review them.