This is what cultivating immortals is like

In the southern border of Wuzhou, there is the legendary Chikong Desert, where Lu Bei once got a great opportunity.

If you take it apart, it can be said that there are two.

A lotus seed, and the jade gourd that holds the lotus seed.

The jasper gourd is very useful. As a container of innate golden essence, it can be combined into an immortal-killing flying knife. It is Lu Bei's favorite show-off prop.

Lian Zi doesn't understand it yet and doesn't know the level of Jue Li.

The suspected original owner of the two treasures, or the remains of the lost owner, was lying in a crystal coffin at the time.

He is tall and burly, with wild hair hanging loose, eyes like a devil and a god, and he has a domineering and majestic appearance that looks down on the world.

Lu Bei, who rarely remembers a man's appearance because of his differences, was deeply impressed by him.

Seeing the crystal coffin again, Lu Bei would inevitably associate the two with the same thing.

The Chikong Desert is known as the Little Demon Realm. Because the Immortality Sect is related to demons, it was jointly surrounded and suppressed by several major forces in the Immortal Mansion Continent. There is a crystal coffin in both places.

If you are brave enough, can you assume that the person sealed in the coffin is...

magic!

Lu Bei secretly shook his head. Based on the information he had on hand, such a conjecture was reasonable. However, the destruction of the Immortality Sect was too strange. It was not too late to find out whose hand the Immortality Seal came from and why it could cross the sea of ​​fog before making a conclusion.

Just because both places have a magic word on them, it doesn't mean that the one sealed in the coffin is a demon.

It’s so funny that Lu Dong is called an extraterrestrial devil by Mr. Creation, is he?

Obviously not.

As the creator of Lu Dong, Lu Bei knew very well that this thing had nothing to do with the extraterrestrial demon. It was purely a demonic thought that was cut out. He was lucky enough to have sex with a monk, and that was how powerful he is today.

Lu Bei: (一`一;)

After a while, the Demon-Slaying Sutra cut out two demonic thoughts. Lu Dong, who corresponds to the Great Demon God, possessed Gu Zongchen. Who did the Ten-Eyed Demon have an affair with?

Are there such monks in the world?

Impossible, the Ten-Eyed Demon is definitely not what should exist in the world of immortality.

A drop of cold sweat fell down, and he realized more and more that there seemed to be something wrong with the Demon Slaying Sutra he practiced.

"Lu Bei, here is a seated golden body."

"And bald donkeys?!"

Hearing She Zhang's message, Lu Bei was surprised, and with a flash of golden light, he instantly came to the side of the demon girl.

The sitting golden body looks haggard, skinny and bones like a clay sculpture that has been weathered for many years, the facial features are blurred, the gums are visible with dried flesh and blood, and the two black eye sockets are particularly oozing.

The long and messy hair is as messy as dead branches and leaves. It’s hard to say whether it’s a donkey or not, but it’s definitely not bald.

Lu Bei frowned slightly. The golden body was sitting cross-legged in the formation and stone pillars, a thousand meters away, in a cave on the rock wall. It had long been integrated with the rocks. If it weren't for the magical power of the golden-scaled snake, it would have taken a lot of time to find it.

Who is this person?

A master of the Immortality Sect?

Where did the demon in the sealed crystal coffin go?

Is the golden body a devil?

A question mark appeared on Lu Bei's forehead. When he saw She Zhang shooting out two shadows of snakes, he hurriedly shot them away.

"It's too reckless. If there is a trap, wouldn't I lose two snakes at once? I need to learn from others. What does it mean to be steady?" Lu Bei snorted angrily.

To be precise, there are three. In addition to Sister She and Sister Little Snake, there is also a King of the Mountain.

She Yan snorted softly, turned around and stood aside, responding to Lu Beiyan's insincere concern with insincere dissatisfaction.

It's very pretentious.

Lu Bei waved his hand and took out Zen Master Ruyi's physical body, briefly practiced it, and then controlled the new clone to touch the seated golden body.

When the fingertips touched the hard earth and stone, ashes flew up in an instant.

The golden body faded away from the clay, revealing the skeleton as black as ink. Lu Bei could tell at a glance that this man was haunted by evil thoughts during his life and could not be darker.

Moreover, he was very familiar with Ru Mo's techniques.

He also played this way.

"There's a row of small letters on the back."

She Yan closed his eyes as a reminder. Lu Bei came behind the black skeleton and saw a few characters. After studying them for a moment, his expression changed several times, becoming more ugly each time.

She Zhang opened her eyes, and her expression changed with Lu Bei's face, becoming more and more solemn: "What, are you in big trouble?"

"Um."

"tell me the story."

"can't read."

"..."

I don’t understand you but you still pretend to look at me for a long time!

She Zhang was secretly angry. She was fooled again by a familiar rhythm.

Lu Bei said that the problem was not big. He couldn't understand it, but it didn't mean that others couldn't understand it. In front of She Zhang, he waved his hand to open a yin and yang portal.

The deserted figure stepped out, and when they saw She Zhang, they were both stunned.

"Sister She, let me introduce to you. This fairy is a monk from Yunzhong Pavilion. As you know, she is Taifu Wu Zhou."

"Master Taifu, she is She Zhang, the one our sect leader has always talked about."

She Zhang: "..."

What a beautiful woman, she looks like Senior Sister Bai. She looks familiar, as if she has seen her before somewhere.

Tutor: "..."

She seemed to have arrived at the wrong time.

The Taifu's expression was indifferent, he knew the furnace well and was somewhat accustomed to it. He nodded slightly towards She Zhang and studied the dark skeleton sitting cross-legged.

She has been on the verge of going crazy all year round, and she has also simulated the power of yin and yang to create her own demonic form. According to a good doctor who has been sick for a long time, she is already at the expert level.

"Master, why..."

She Zhang struggled aloud, wondering why Taifu lived in his man's house.

If, she meant what if, is there a possibility that Lu Bei secretly had an affair with the Taifu without telling her?

The hypothesis had just been established but had not yet been confirmed, and was crushed by her own feet.

Impossible, I’m overthinking it.

Such a person as the Taifu, the female monk Wu Zhou is the benchmark, the fairy in the sky in everyone's eyes, how can she be as blind as her.

"Sister She, what are you thinking about?"

Lu Bei spoke out curiously, his face suddenly changed, and he exclaimed: "As expected of you, my affair with the Taifu was hidden so deeply, and you actually saw through it."

The Tutor was studying antiques when his hands trembled when he heard this.

She Yan did not notice the small details, pulled Lu Bei aside, gave him a fierce look, and said through the message: "Don't talk nonsense, the Grand Tutor is pure and pure, you can be shameless, but her reputation cannot be stained, you If you keep doing this, sooner or later you will offend a powerful female monk you can't afford to offend."

"I'm not talking nonsense, I really have a leg up."

"Okay, as long as you're happy."

The familiar rhythm came again. She Yan said nothing and refused to be fooled again.

Seeing that she didn't speak, Lu Bei became more energetic and continued: "Taifu has been coveting my body for a while. He has dreamed of cultivating together with me. You, a sister, don't want to say something?"

"Remember to ask her to serve me tea another day."

"Gone?"

"Otherwise, it's just like telling the truth."

"..."

Lu Bei curled his lips. After digging the hole, he stopped when he was done. He stepped forward and asked the Taifu if he had discovered anything.

She Zhang stood aside, thinking about it, but she always felt that something was wrong. Maybe the Tutor looked down on Lu Bei, a weed, but she regarded it as a treasure. Just in case, it was better to be cautious.

She immediately dismissed her changed appearance. A strand of red hair hung down to her cheeks, and her bare hands were lifted to her ears. Inadvertently, she showed off her stunning and well-proportioned figure.

The Taifu didn't see anything, and concentrated on studying the bones in front of him. After a while, he sent a message to Lu Bei, asking what the bloodline of She Zhan's demon cultivator was.

After learning about Soaring Snake and Zhulong, Taifu's thoughts became even more complicated. Each of them needs talent, blood, and fate. Why don't they have eyes?

After a cup of tea, Taifu had not yet figured out any way, so he took out the Taiyi Sky-Evolving Diagram, and used the Yin-Yang Escape Technique as the basis and the Sky-Mending Technique as the testing method to deduce the correct meanings of several characters.

The progress bar goes very slowly.

Lu Bei waited on the spot, his brows furrowed into a "Sichuan" shape.

He has been reading films for many years and has rich experience. If the predictions are correct, when the progress bar reaches 99%, a group of villains will suddenly jump out and interrupt, causing him to miss the truth.

inappropriate.

Add one more.

As a result, She Zhang watched in confusion as the Yin-Yang portal opened again, and another graceful figure came out.

Han Miaojun.

Palace Master Han had not seen the light of day for a long time and was reduced to a furnace in the basement. Once he escaped, he was overjoyed and wished he could give Lu Bei a full set immediately.

The voice was transmitted, and there was a sister present. The clouds changed in a second, and Shi Shiran walked towards the black skeleton.

Yunzhong Pavilion has the Heaven-Mending Technique, and the Fuluan Palace has the Hidden Star Technique. It is hard to distinguish between the two divine powers. They are both delicate tasks that Lu Bei cannot master. He is a rough guy and has no male problems to worry about, so he decisively handed it over to Lu Bei. Let professionals handle it.

She Zhang: "..."

Snake's face was confused, and a series of question marks floated across his forehead, which soon turned into bold and aggravated exclamation marks.

Danger!

Unlike Taifu Zhong Lingyuxiu, Han Miaojun is charming and charming, and she is not a serious female monk at first glance.

The strong sense of crisis made She Yan deeply uneasy, and she also began to waver at Lu Bei's unapproachable womanizing. She tugged on his sleeves and carefully said through the voice: "Who is she? She walks unsteadily. , You look so coquettish, a demon witch?"

"Don't talk nonsense. Luan Palace is famous for its evil cultivator sect. The female disciples of Yishui are all lustful. It doesn't matter if you have a bad mouth for a while. If the news spreads, Palace Master Han will not be a good person anymore. Sister She, I'm not talking about you. , If you keep doing this, sooner or later you will offend a powerful female monk who cannot be offended." Lu Bei followed suit and copied She Zhang's lines.

After listening to Lu Bei's popular science, the crisis in She Zhang's heart was alleviated.

In the Fuluan Palace, Han Miaojun is a Mahayana monk.

That’s no problem!

She was just overthinking it.

"However, Sister She, your worries are not entirely unreasonable. Palace Master Han has recently given up on women, and is particularly greedy for my body. He has touched me several times, but he was forced back by my righteous eyes." Lu Bei dug. tunnel.

"Just serve tea."

She Zhang waved her hands generously, using a completely unoriginal trick. She was not interested in him at all, let alone the one who got the upper hand. There was no way he could deceive her.

"Sister She, please be nervous!"

"Can't do it."

"I have many people outside who are interested in me. The suitors can line up from Qiyan to Xiongchu, and then go to Xuanlong."

"hehe."

She Yan just shook his head, and even if Lu Bei blew up the air, he still squatted in the pit and refused to come out.

This is what blindness looks like.

"Hey, I have such a bad temper, I don't believe it now."

Under She Zhang's speechless gaze, Lu Bei opened the Yin and Yang portal again and released Lord Xin Li.

She Yan rolled her eyes and secretly thought that Lu Bei's Qian Donkey was very poor. She recognized Mr. Xinli and knew that this cart had business dealings with Lu Bei.

In the import and export goods trade across Wuzhou and Xiongchu, Lu Bei was in charge of import and export, and Xinli Jun was in charge of goods. The cooperation was quite tacit.

If you can even have a leg, it’s not that people are blind, it’s that God is blind.

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