This is what cultivating immortals is like

Fifteen days flew by.

In Langyu County, at the entrance of an unattended alley, two figures slowly condensed from blur to clarity.

One has a leopard's head with eyes, and the other also has a leopard's head with eyes. Their appearance is 90% similar.

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With their eyes blurred, Brother Lingchong looked at everything around him in amazement, sighing that it was too real. Whether it was the touch of the walls or the warmth of the sun that filled the air, they were just like the real world.

If it weren't for the character panel and the barrage of the live broadcast, they would have believed it even after traveling through time.

"Who is this, I've been paying attention to?"

"Hey, it's still live broadcast."

"It's hot, caught up."

"After reading the end, I didn't have time to eat, so I watched it three times to show my respect."

"You're laughing so hard, where did the live broadcast come from? You're a fake prophet."

"I can't stop laughing. You don't have to watch the end. This live broadcast is just the right one. The whole process is promoting the game [Kyushu World]. As far as I know, this holographic game has beautiful graphics, a fully open map, and generous league bonuses." , even if it doesn’t cost money..."

"For those of you in front of me, send me your group number. If you have money, everyone can join us."

Ling Chong and Ling Chong are well-known crosstalk UP masters in the game area. They are brothers in reality. Because they are good at making jokes, their dialogues are witty and humorous, and they are good at playing any game. Their videos are inspirational and touching, so they have a large number of fans.

During this internal beta test, the two of them were invited to promote [Kyushu World].

"Brother, where are we going?"

"Let's go shopping first. The Kyushu world map is very big. There are 3,000 places for this internal test. It is unlikely that we will meet other players...Wait a minute, what are you doing?"

Ling Chong stared at his younger brother Ling Chong in stunned silence. He took off his pants and then his whole body turned into a mosaic.

"Ah, my eyes, they are not clean!"

"What a rebellious son of the Ma family, really hateful."

"This person...he's all over the place, so sentimental!"

"It's incredible, with this thick code and such blur, I thought the UP master was playing minesweeper. Where is the demolition team?"

"The demolition team expressed their condolences. The nine-layer mosaic caused permanent damage to the graphics. It cannot be repaired, and even a thousand degrees of myopia cannot save it."

"The legendary heavy cavalry, I learned it."

"..."

The number of barrages surged instantly, and Lingchong also became furious instantly. He punched his second brother on the head and said angrily: "Don't mess around. Fortunately, there is mosaic. Otherwise, if the website detects it, we will really become the instructors of the Forbidden Army." ."

"It's okay, the more banned it gets, the hotter it gets."

Zero Chong is confident. [Kyushu World] is not the first holographic game, nor will it be the last. Programmers have long thought of a once-and-for-all solution to complaints that the game has done bad things.

In the game, in the interaction between players and players, or between players and NPCs, you can see young ladies in cool clothes, but if you continue to go deeper, the result will be like zero rush, and you will not be able to rush at all.

Minesweeper, the eternal god.

The two brothers checked their equipment and found that apart from the novice gown and cloth shoes, they had nothing on them. There was only a household registration document stamped with a red seal, which stated that they were from Langyu County.

At this time, a few enthusiastic aunts gathered at the alley. They were attracted by Ling Chong who took off his pants. They pointed and discussed the newspaper. The people in Langyu County are simple and simple. Don't think about such immoral hooligans. Escape from their eyes.

In the laughter and laughter of the barrage, the Ling brothers ran away in a hurry, and they were able to interact with any NPC they met. It was beyond their expectations, and they both lamented that it was too real.

This scene was regarded as a coincidence by the players, and it was inevitable that a wave of screen swipes would run away.

At the same time, on the second floor of the restaurant, a pair of dark eyes locked on the Ling brothers.

Lubei.

He pulled Hu He who was rubbing his back, pointed at the two brothers and said, "These two have great qualifications. Whether the Yuhua Sect can flourish or not, I'm afraid it will fall on them."

"them?"

Hu He tilted his little head and looked at the Ling brothers who were like headless flies with a look of curiosity and confusion.

He looks so fierce and doesn't seem like a good person. Can he really promote the Yuhua Sect?

Also, don’t you have to feel your bones to judge whether your qualifications are good or not?

"Xiao Yu, do you know your lines by heart?"

"Yeah, I remember everything."

"Very good, I'll leave it to you to test the character of those two people."

Lu Bei raised a stupid hair on the top of Hu He's head and said with a serious face: "Although our Yuhua Sect is not a big sect, the bottom line cannot be messed up. We don't ask for all the disciples to be as high-minded and far-reaching as the leader, we only ask for sincerity. There is no shame, everyone behaves properly, as the inner sect senior sister, the important responsibility of considering the outer sect disciples belongs to you."

"I understand, Master, don't worry and leave it to me!"

It is related to the reputation and future of Shanmen. The responsibility is heavy and there is no room for failure.

Hu He immediately felt the heavy pressure and nodded her head with a stern face. She raised her hand and touched the top of her head, revealing two fox ears. She took a deep breath and walked out of the private room of the restaurant.

Lu Bei continued to look at the Ling brothers, the corners of his mouth slightly raised, secretly thinking that he was lucky, he had caught these two big fish.

In the eyes of players, the streets are full of NPCs with white names. In Lu Bei's eyes, passers-by are passers-by, and only players have signs above their heads.

The Ling brothers walked around the market with labels on their heads, and it was difficult for him not to notice.

It's a coincidence that although Lu Bei didn't recognize the evil faces the Ling brothers had just pinched, he was very familiar with their IDs. He had paid attention to them, had prostituted them for free, and occasionally rewarded them when they were teased.

However, when Lu Bei paid attention to the two brothers, they had already quit [Kyushu World] and played other games. To be precise, they played everything because they were not good at it, and they especially liked stand-alone and newly launched games.

When he saw the two people appearing, Lu Bei decided not to wait. Professional players were not important, nor was it important to wipe out a certain guild. What he valued was attention, and UP owners were the best resources.

“Brother, in such a big county, we can’t finish sightseeing in a short while.”

Ling Chong continued to talk coquettishly: "The pink loft I just passed by was delicious. Based on your careful teachings to me for many years, I judged that it should be an inn. Why not go there and see what specialties there are."

This proposal was wildly approved by the barrage, and foodies from all over the world said that they liked the special dishes the most.

Seeing that the live broadcast effect was mediocre, Ling Chong was debating whether to go outside the city to look for the so-called Immortal Cultivation Mountain Gate. When he heard his brother's words, he struggled slightly and nodded happily.

There's no other meaning, it's purely for show effect.

Just as he was thinking about it, a barrage suddenly floated by. Ling Chong's eyes went completely white and he couldn't see anything clearly. He hurriedly closed the barrage and saw a beautiful girl in a pink shirt and skirt directly in front of him, and he suddenly understood.

No wonder the barrage blinded him, it turned out that the LSPs had exerted their strength.

As an upright UP owner, Ling Chong was very upset. If his second brother hadn't been good at doing good deeds, the people who paid attention to him would have been the ladies who spoke elegantly, were full of positive energy, and spent a lot of money.

Good thing now, apart from Sepi, even Lao Sepi, the girls who have a crush on his talent no longer dare to post comments.

Having said that, Ling Chong couldn't help but feel his heart beat faster when he saw the beautiful girl's appearance.

This is not a question of whether she is beautiful or not, she is really that rare kind...

Especially the fox ears on the top of his head, it was a malicious arson in his heart. It was not only a violation, but also a violation of the law.

Fearing that he would break his vow never to recharge for the sake of the fox demon, Ling Chong did not hesitate, opened the barrage, and waved his hand as a detection.

[Name: Hu He]

[Race: Monster]

[Level: 5]

[Evaluation: Harmless to humans and animals]

"It's a fox demon, I'm in love!"

"Uuuuuuuuah, I think of my first love..."

"Is this the vixen? She controls the Death Barbie fan with ease. She has a charming figure and charming appearance, but her temperament is spotless. This strong contrast... is so amazing!"

"What kind of vixen, what kind of fox demon, can you talk? I'm a fox fairy!"

"Damn it, where is the link to the official website? How much does the game store cost? Can't I just buy it?"

"Hold the front thigh."

"Don't be stupid, follow her quickly, within three minutes I want to know all her information, where she lives, how many sisters are in the family, is your mother-in-law widowed?"

"The scum in front of me, I can only be the evil one, you bright guy!"

"What, my friend wants to know, how to pronounce the little sister's name?"