This is what cultivating immortals is like

"Don't mention the past anymore. Life has been full of ups and downs. Even if the memory cannot erase the love and hate, they are still in my heart..."

In front of the quiet room, Lu Bei hummed bitterly in a low voice.

No matter what he was afraid of, he didn't expect that She Zhang and Zhu Qilan would go through the tribulation on the same day.

"You're not that playful. If you ever have any dissatisfaction with me, just hit me hard and kill me with a thunderbolt."

Lu Bei looked up at the sky, took small steps back and forth, and said, "I understand, you are still angry about Kunpeng. There is no need. I have forgiven myself. You have a big heart, so why can't you let go?" !”

"Why are you wandering around outside the house? Come in and say something."

While Lu Bei was chattering, Zhu Qilan's voice came from the quiet room. This damn ghost, I haven't seen him for a while, still likes to disturb people's purity.

"Cousin, I'm in!"

Lu Bei clenched his fist and groaned, pushed the door open and walked into the quiet room. He sat cross-legged on the couch, held his slender waist, practiced Yin and Yang, and completed the three steps in one go. It seemed that he had practiced a lot.

Zhu Qilan looked disgusted on his face but happy in his heart. He leaned on Lu Bei's shoulder and secretly inhaled the fragrance of the pretty face.

It all tastes like Butler Yu!

She snorted coldly: "Why did Sect Master Lu go to a remote place like Changming County when he is not receiving blessings from Tianjian Sect?"

"Then shall I leave?"

"..."

Facing Zhu Qilan's gritted expression, Lu Bei smiled, lifted his delicate chin, lowered his head and kissed her deeply.

After a while, Zhu Qilan pushed away the annoying pretty boy and said the same words, which sounded like Butler Yu.

"I heard that His Highness has survived the calamity, so my subordinates came here specially. I only hope that I can protect His Highness from the wind and rain, and I have nothing more to ask for."

"You would be so kind?"

"Of course it's true. Everyone in Wuzhou knows that the leader of the Tianjian Sect has a reputation for being loyal and patriotic!" Lu Bei looked upright.

"Loyal to the emperor and patriotic...you still have the nerve to say this."

Zhu Qilan rolled his eyes: "A great sage like Sect Leader Lu only appears once in thousands of years. My Zhu family is not lucky enough to bear your loyalty."

"You can't say that. As the saying goes, a wise minister chooses his master and kills. The fault is definitely not mine, but the old Zhu family's unrighteousness." Thinking about the Zhao family in Xuanlong and the Jiang family in Zhaoqin, Lu Beishen agreed.

"snort!"

Zhu Qilan turned his head, leaving a beautiful look on the back of his head.

Lu Bei didn't take it seriously and talked sweetly.

These days, the reason why Tsundere has withdrawn from the environment is not because the market has been too fierce, but because her inconsistent and awkward personality has become well-known to the public, and a complete set of strategies has been introduced.

No matter how tough-talking the tsundere is, they will fail miserably when faced with this strategy. Over time, the public will find it no fun, and the tsundere will naturally fade away.

With the perfect strategy, Lu Bei was able to deceive Zhu Qilan three times in one night, and was deceived by her three times later. In just a few words, he coaxed the eldest princess into elation.

"Cousin, are you going to undergo a tribulation in three days?"

"Did Bai Yu tell you?"

Zhu Qilan was slightly unhappy: "I told her not to tell anyone, but she still didn't control her mouth."

"No way, Sister Yu is very tight-lipped. It took me a lot of effort to get her to tell the truth."

Lu Bei put his arms around Xiang's shoulders: "Besides, she also cares about you."

"You do love her!"

"I love you too!"

Lu Bei crossed his shoulders, looked into his stubborn eyes, and said solemnly: "Cousin, you have to be strong-tempered, which is a good thing, but you have the destiny of a white tiger, and you must have me by your side to protect you when you overcome the tribulation."

"Can……"

"No buts, I have the final say in Changming Mansion."

Lu Bei made the final decision and arrogantly set the rules for how to overcome the disaster in three days. The two had a clear division of labor. Zhu Qilan was responsible for winning, and he was responsible for carrying the years forward.

Maybe it was because the pretty boy was rarely serious, or maybe he was so overbearing that he stabbed his heart. Zhu Qilan's cheeks were hot and he lowered his head, and his heart began to accelerate uncontrollably.

This damn guy finally learned to speak human language.

Snapped!

"Why are you like Sister Yu? She can't walk when she sees me."

Lu Bei patted his butt, injected a large amount of innate Qi, and then sent Zhu Qilan into the small single room: "Stabilize your realm and leave the rest to me. It's just a natural disaster. As long as I'm here, God can't touch you."

An hour later, Lu Bei left Changming Mansion and went straight to Zangqian Mountain in Yuezhou.

There is no other way, but Butler Yu is pitiful. He sees the master come and go in a hurry, and he looks like an abandoned pet with a forced smile.

Lu Bei couldn't bear to see Yi Yi being wronged, so he took time out of his busy schedule and let her cry for an hour.

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Yuezhou is hidden in thousands of mountains.

Lu Bei arrived at his loyal Tianjian Sect like a thief. At the gate, he glanced at the Xuanlong Diplomatic Residence opposite, fearing that Bai Maozhan would invite him in to dance.

It’s really not possible today. I have no desire or pursuit, not even a drop is left. I have no worldly desires and cannot appreciate elegant art.

According to the usual procedure, when Lu Bei arrived in Yuezhou, his first target should be Beijun Mountain's Forget-Not-Forget Peak. He would insert himself forcefully and break up the power of the two senior sisters.

As long as he is around, Kohaku will never be able to form a CP.

By the way, he took out the Wuliang Sword Manual that he had prepared for a long time, so that the two senior sisters could comprehend the charm of Wuliang Dao as soon as possible.

Lu Bei didn't dare to go, he was afraid.

I was afraid that as soon as I saw the two senior sisters, I would get a surprise of overcoming the tribulation in three days.

For the pure parties involved, this is no different from executing the death penalty three days later.

Today's Tianjian Sect was unusually cold. There were two or three big cats and kittens among the disciples competing in the school field. Lu Bei flew by and found that Tianjian Peak, which used to be crowded with people, was also deserted today.

The problem was huge. Lu Bei narrowed his eyes, suspecting that Huangji Sect was coming back and was attacking the defenseless Tianjian Sect again.

"That's unreasonable. Isn't this bullying the elderly?"

Lu Bei snorted coldly and decided to attack Qingjun in the capital. At the same time, he picked up Zhu Xiuyun who was lying on the hospital bed and asked for justice.

"Meet the sect master!"

Xie Qingyi, the Nine Swords Elder who was patrolling the mountain, happened to be passing by. Seeing that his sect leader looked ferocious and exuded ominousness, he hurriedly stepped forward to salute.

He knew from this expression that, based on past experience, someone was going to be unlucky again.

In case the number one enemy, Zhan Lexian, suffered disaster and Chuang died three steps away from the sect leader, Xie Qingyi raised his voice and tried to clear up the unfounded misunderstanding.

"What's wrong with Zan Bu Zhan? This sect leader doesn't even know who this old boy is. What's going on at the mountain gate today? Where have all the people gone?"

Speaking of this, Lu Beiyin said calmly: "Elder Xie, just speak up, but the Emperor's Sect is causing trouble and bullying us, the Tianjian Sect, because we have fewer people?"

"The sect master is joking. In this huge Yuezhou, all the forces, big and small, all depend on us... and all act based on the sect master's face. How can there be such a thing as the Emperor's Sect?"

Xie Qingyi smiled dryly, raised his hand to wipe away the cold sweat, and explained: "Sect Master, today is a good day for Elder Mu. After calculating the time, it's time to start."

After Xie Qingyi's explanation, Lu Bei understood that after Mu Lichen had overcome the tribulation, several elders of the Nine Swords went to protect the law, and many elite disciples of the Tianjian Sect and the branch's friendly unit, the Lingxiao Sword Sect, had also gone.

"It's not as if the more lively the tribulation is, the better. Why are there so many people gathering here, one by one, for fear that our ancestor will survive the tribulation safely, right?"

Lu Bei complained and confirmed again and again that Emperor Ji Sect did not knock on the door. He was quite disappointed and changed his words: "Did that old boy Zhan Lexian suggest that so many people came to watch the ceremony?"

"That's not true..."

"Um?!"

"..."

Xie Qingyi silenced himself in time, keeping an eye on his nose and his nose on his heart, unwilling to get involved in the conflict in the sect master's backyard.

Even though Elder Zhan was bullied by the sect leader all day long, whenever something went wrong, Elder Zhan took the blame. But anyone with a discerning eye knows that the sect leader took great care of Elder Zhan's beloved daughter, protecting her until she was on the bed, and even taught her the immortal sword power, the greatest inheritance of the mountain sect.

With this relationship, among the elders of Nine Swords, no one except Mu Lichen dared to be qualified to sit on an equal footing with Zhan Lexian.

"Sure enough, it was that old boy who did it!"

Lu Bei snorted coldly, asked about the place where Mu Lichen survived the catastrophe, and turned into golden light and rushed away.

0.25 seconds later, he walked back the way he came, frowning uneasily: "What about that? Since people from the Lingxiao Sword Sect are here, is Bai Jin, the third-generation disciple..."

"For the sect master, both sect masters and their wives are here to watch the ceremony." Xie Qingyi replied.

Hey, you look like you are destined for great things!

Lu Bei nodded happily, patted Xie Qingyi's shoulder, and said with a straight face: "Don't talk nonsense, there are only two wives of the sect leader, and you won't be afraid of being laughed at if you spread the word."

"What the sect leader said is absolutely true."

"Well, because of your hard work and meritorious service, this sect leader will not pursue you today. Remember, the majesty of the mountain gate must not be damaged. Don't mention these words again. If in the future, this sect leader hears gossip outside, I will definitely punish you severely. Serious crimes will not be spared."

"As ordered by the sect master."

Xie Qingyi bowed and saluted, then asked the disciples to go out and spread the word, making sure that Lu Bei could hear the gossip.

"Good job!"

Lu Bei took out a Qiankun Ring and disappeared.

A moment later, Xie Qingyi, who was calm and gentle, was shaking all over, with tears blurring his eyes, and vowed to smash his body to pieces for Lu Bei.

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Hidden to the east of Qianshan Mountain.

Barren mountains, sparsely populated.

Under the gloomy thunderclouds, there were Nine Swords elders such as Zhan Lexian and Lian Lin guarding the surrounding area with swords to prevent passing wild monks from disturbing Mu Lichen's tribulation.

The latter stood calmly on the top of the mountain, holding the nine swords of Great Yan Tian, ​​and asked the sky with his sincere sword heart.

From a distance, hundreds of sword cultivators could be seen gathered in a group to watch, either out of curiosity or admiration, and they stared at Mu Lichen with bated breath.

Rumble————

The first thunder struck down from the sky, and Mu Lichen's body swayed, resisting the power of the thunder with his sword.

Lu Bei stood behind the crowd, shouting "Earth, Fire, Water, Wind" as he pushed his way to the front, forcefully inserting himself into the middle of one black and one white.

The black one is Zhan Hongqu, the white one is white brocade.

I haven’t brought them together for a while, and I feel like the two of them have lost a lot of space.

"Sister, what a coincidence, you are here too!"

Seeing the pretty boy's sudden appearance, Bai Jin and Zhan Hongqu were both stunned and couldn't help but look good.

But seeing Lu Bei in broad daylight and wanting to hug him, he immediately put a distance away and his expression became lukewarm.

"Today is a good day. It is really a wise move for the Patriarch to choose today to escape the tribulation."

Lu Bei forced himself to find a topic. After a few awkward conversations, he said uneasily: "Two senior sisters, are you almost over the tribulation?"

After hearing this, the cold look on Bai Jin's face disappeared, and Zhan Hongqu smiled sweetly. Sensing the meticulous concern on the pretty face, they all nodded.

"The tribulation will be over in three days. At that time, the sect master will be invited to come and watch the ceremony."

"Sect Master, Junior Sister Bai and I took up the art of swordsmanship at the same time and passed the tribulation on the same day."

"..."

Lu Bei: ∑(;)

"metropolitan?!"

"Sect Master, please speak!"

"I, I, I...I'll go back and prepare. You guys can watch Master being struck by lightning first. I, I, I'll go back and come back."

Lu Bei squeezed out a sad face, stiffly turned around and walked towards Zang Qianshan, walking faster and faster with the same hands and feet. The last step broke through the void and rushed straight to the secret realm of Zang Qianshan.

Bang! !

Shocked to the outside of the palace gate, Lu Bei kicked the two doors open, looked at the empty palace, and took a deep breath:

"Master, save me————"